>too big to be a true portable>runs games worse than every other current gen console >games don't come on the card>1st party games are $80>only 2 hours of gaming from 100%>stick drift out of the box >pay to use voice chat>not compatible with DS and 3DS games >ports of Switch 1 games cost $70
They know their customers will buy anything with a Nintendo logo on it. Need I remind you that they sold cardboard for $90.
another browning thread
I use it to play Fortnite with my coworkers. Nothing else has kept my interest
I'm never buying another PlayStation or Xbox.
>>729155081>fortnite tabletIts nintendover
>>729155279>PlayStation out of nowhere Rent free
>>729154832Switch 2 is the most fun I've had with a console in 20 years.
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>>729154832Yep. Genuinely a massive piece of shit. Collecting dust rn.
>>729155279Add nintendo to the mix. Not even going to buy the switch 2 once it gets hacked like I did with the 1
>>729155486Shill
>>729154832New rule: Whether it's the Switch 2, the Steam Deck, the PS5, the Xbox Series X/S, etc., when you make a thread like this, you must post a pic of the console
>>729155737I can't recommend anyone buys a switch 2. It has no games.
>>729155541Stop consolewarring. This is a discussion thread.
>>729155734Joyless fag
>>729155541 Based list but missing: >still no proper account system >cloud saves locked behind subscription >UI is the same laggy garbage from 2017 >no Bluetooth mic support in 2025 lol It’s like they’re doing an interpretive dance of anti-consumer decisions and the fans are just clapping along.
>>729155959>joyless for not buying a slop tablet
Every single time.
>>729156172poorfag
'ric thread
>>729154832Exactly, too big to be portable, and too weak to be a home console. The worst of both worlds
>>729154832*pushes glasses*umm actually the acnh port is only $65.
>>729154832Why are cubies pushing this "muh portable factor" so hard in the last few days against the switch 2
>>729156936Noted cubesnoy Eric gave them instructions to shill that because he remembers linking his GBA and GC as a kid in Shit Waker
>snoy thread
At least all the first party games so far are trash so it's easy to not spend $80
>>729155541
>>729156252tendies getting uppity again
>>729155953>
>>729158558>>729158403>>729158317>>729156252sovl
>>729154832Bought one on day 1…. I have never really regretted a console purchase per se because I usually just sell something and move on if I don’t like it. With this, I sold my oled switch so I feel like I’m stuck w it unless I give up the library entirely. Only DK was a good game
>>729158403What is up with snoy posts involving half naked men?
>>729156568This
>sister is a ravenous nintendofag>keeps telling me I should get a switch>tell her nintendo is a shit company that sues charities and their hardware is cellphone tier>lately she keeps hinting that she got me a handheld for christmasI'm happy she wants to do something nice but now I'm going to have to pretend to be excited and she wasted her money on an expensive paperweight. I would much have preferred just a hug or something instead.
>>729158403I miss this gold fella like you wouldn't believe
>>729154832>Mario Kart World sucked>Donkey Kong Bananza was great>Metroid Prime 4 is irredeemable dogshitKinda regretting my purchase bros.
>>729161582Just play Mario Kart with your sister. You can still boycott Nintendo after <3
>>729155486same, it's really fun to complain on the internet all the time because there's nothing worth playing on that console
>>729154957Wii U debunks your lies.
>>729155385but Xbox is okay to bring up?
>>729154957>Need I remind you that they sold cardboard for $90.you mean $9
are you fucking SERIOUS??Swtich 2 is the BEST SELLING CONSOLE IN HISTORYit is SELLING SO MUCH you can find it on every shelf because they made PLENTY to go around adn so it will only sel MORE!!!!It has some o the besat games this genration or the last like MARIO KART WORLD, AND DONKEY KONG BANANZAIt has so many goo games and good ports you can't possibly go wrong!Buy the $499.99 sku quick!
>>729161945Everyone is hyped for PS6... Where did NS2 go wrong?
>>729154832I thought the first six months were pretty good bar MP4, which was a really rough way to end the year
>>729162137WAHOO!
eric thread
>>729161873Kirby Air Riders is kino thoughbeit
>>729154832Don't care. Nintendo lost me immediately with:>it's the Switch again!>$450 + price hikes across the board>NSO is alive and wellThe original Switch became a joyless experience for me. It's flimsy, cheap hardware with a 1st party library that is almost entirely redundant with the 1st party games I've already played to death. Switch 2 FOMO has no effect on me (as a tendie for close to three decades), and that's potentially the most damning thing I can say about the console (and company).
>>729154832It's the price difference over the other main competitor that does it for me.Steam deck is technically slower, sure, but somehow manages to run run games like Elden Ring and Skyrim much better than the switch 2 does. Everything on switch 2 is ludicrously expensive when compared to buying those same games from steam. Also, who the fuck WILLINGLY buys into a console where you need monthly for the privilege of playing online.Even Xbox and playstation are completely done for me. Bought a mini pc with a rx6600 and installed steamOS on it. Sure, technically slower than a ps5, but games run much more smoothly anyway, since I get to pick which graphics settings I play at. Games for $70 lmao, get that shit outta here. Xbox/snoy/tendiefags might be crazy enough to pay those prices. Don't be one of them.
>>7291548322026 has to be better for the Switch 2. There’s no way it can be worse than 2025.
>>729162273PS6 is easily gonna sell 200m units
>>729162634Steam only here on out. Hopefully the gabecube doesn't cost a small fortune
>>7291626352018 was garbage for the original Switch so it's possible
>>729154832Cubesnoy thread
>>729162634>Games for $70 lmaoJust buy games second hand retard
Isn't the switch 2 getting a price increase in 2026?
>>72916202690
>>729163016Yes, but at least 2017 was good. So far for the switch 2 2025 has been terrible and the announced games for next year are little more step above shovelware. Which is a step down from the $70 fetus game tech demo
>>729163050I'm a 64Snoy, actually.
>>729163246Probably. But tendies are ready to defend their friends for raising the price on a 1 year old console after a year of frothing at the mouth for Sony increasing the price of their 5 year old one.
>>729163082>Just buy games second hand retard
>OP shows facts>but Sonyevery time
>>729163513Lmao that’s fucking insane.Especially since tendies have been so smug that you can’t pirate their best friend’s games for the time being.
>>729163564They just mad that everyone is talking about PS6 instead of switch >>729161945
>>729163606Tendies law does state that the longer an online discussion goes on for, the probably of a tendi mentioning snoy out of no where approaches one.
>>729163856Whoops meant for >>729163564
>>729161894fuddy duddy
>Nintendo>bottom 44,9%
>>729164383>t.
>>729154832>not compatible with DS and 3DS gamesWait, was switch 1 compatible with DS and 3DS games? You're saying I could have been playing on there the whole time?
>>729154832>not compatible with DS and 3DS games Were people actually expecting this?
>>729163513Or use one of the many retailers that sells brand new games below the publisher RRP. Buying digital only on consoles that support physical is retarded
>>729164834Yeah, try it. If it doesn't work keep jamming the cartridges in as hard as possible. Maybe dunk them in water as well
>>729161873I am absolutely regretting my purchase. It's too heavy to even comfortably play in bed.
Nintendo is fucked
>>729163636lmao
How much longer until Nintendo is forced to go multiplat like Sony and MS?
>>729165152i'm sensing a bit of sarcasm here.
>>729165621who even care anymore? nintendo game is all shit now.
>>729154832"too big to be portable" as a form of criticism is literally only something people who don't have a switch 2 say as a way to hate it more out of being delusional. The switch 1 was already slightly too big and more importantly too fragile to be portable without a case and therefore needed a backpack to be carried around. But they still tried too hard to push being "portable" by being way too small and not super enjoyable to use portably (especially to anyone who got used to the steam deck for the 2nd half of the switch's life.) And frankly the switch 2 having a much bigger size portably still transports just as well as the switch 1. It needs a case and a backpack to carry it but personally I pretty much only ever go out with a backpack or something adjacent anyways.Besides, portability has never meant more than like 50% useage outside of the home on average. 50% of the enjoyable aspect of portability is being able to move around your house and casually pick it up whenever you want, which the increased size doesn't really impact at all.
>>729165621When their main platforms finally fail to sell back to back so give it a decade or two, or some shit
>>729162768Only if it has new sly cooper and ape escape
>>729166397Sony fucked up Sly 4 so bad it killed that franchise and they killed Japan Studio. They're never coming back
>>729166397Ape Escape is coming. Astrobot team is working on it after Astro 2.
>>729162635The next general Direct makes or breaks the Switch 2 for me. The one in September already gave an extremely terrible first impression for 2026 (especially being partially an anniversary Direct for Super Mario).
>>729165719Not reading that essay
>>729161931Can't the same logic be used to debunk the whole "snoys are a cult" thing? They didn't buy the vita, and that sold worse than the WiiU.
>>729168656Also they're refraining from buying Sony's own $70 games hard enough that Sony had to become a third-party developer for PC (and they actually threw enough of a shitfit that produced blowback when Sony brought PS+ to PC for Helldivers 2).
>>729155081You will stop doing that in the future after the new updates makes the switch 2 version run the game worse and worse.This happened the switch 1. Now its unplayable.
>>729168656>>729168895Anyone that calls snoy cultists is just an asshurt tendie who hates that his fanaticism is being made fun of
Yeah honestly I just got the Online so at least I can play old games I missed out on.DK was fun, Pokemon was meh, Metroid is tbd
>>729169117The Switch version also got the switchover to UE5 in 2021, so that's probably a big reason why.
>>729154832I've said it a thousand times, and I'll keep on saying it: I'm not paying $500 for a fucking Mario Machine. I'd rather piss away that money on gacha.
>>729170182You mean you already piss away that kind of money on a gacha or you would have said anything BUT a fucking gacha.
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>>729167057>The one in September already gave an extremely terrible first impression for 2026 (especially being partially an anniversary Direct for Super Mario).Anon please tell me what more would you like Im curious? I want to see how retarded and unrealistic you are
>>729171898Well something like the first year of the Switch would be fucking nice. But that's just impossible according to you (or you're going to say those games were all dogshit anyway).
Miyamoto, It's time to drop the Switch ports.
>>729172210>Well something like the first year of the Switch would be fucking nice. But that's just impossible according to you (or you're going to say those games were all dogshit anyway).Anon switch 2 first year is just as good. MKW, Air Riders, Bananza, MP4, Hyrule Warriors (which doesnt run like shit unlike the switch 1 versions). Then third party games that run awesome like silksong, hades etc. Nintendo puts out more games than anyone and your still bitching. Also consider that all of those games are only for the first 6 months. Switch 1 first 6 months wouldn't even include mario odyssey or xenoblade lmao since it launched early march. Also switch 1 had zero games backwards compatable, no nso, nothing. Switch 2 has been way better so far.
>>729172773>Switch 2 is better because of third-party ports and Switch 1 games>Hyrule Warriors instead of Zelda>open world Mario Kart>Metroid Prime 4ever
>>729173024>>Switch 2 is better because of third-party ports and Switch 1 games>>Hyrule Warriors instead of Zelda>>open world Mario Kart>>Metroid Prime 4everAgain show me the first 6 months of switch 1 and tell me that its better I can say the same fucking shit retard. Switch 2 is easily better.>Switch 1 is better because of a Wii U port of a game like BOTW>MK8 Deluxe a Wii U game with a couple extra maps>1 2 switch fucking dogshit>Mario and rabbids literal bargin bin tier
>>729173192>treating a same-day crossgen release the same as selling a new console on the basis of replaying the older console's older gamesYeah okay, you're definitely just trying to convince yourself that your purchase was worth it.
>>729172773>dogshit like MKW, Air Riders, Bananza and MP4>good first year
>>729173385>Yeah okay, you're definitely just trying to convince yourself that your purchase was worth it.Again you have failed to tell me how the first 6 months of switch 1 was better than switch 2. >treating a same-day crossgen release the same as selling a new console on the basis of replaying the older console's older gamesWhy do you ignore wii u ports then for switch 1 lmao
>>729173975WiiU ports existed ALONGSIDE good compelling games for the Switch 1. Mario Kart for Contrarians, Please Like TotK's Story Warriors, and a botched Metroid Prime are NOT compelling reasons to get a Switch 2.
>>729174453>WiiU ports existed ALONGSIDE good compelling games for the Switch 1. Mario Kart for Contrarians, Please Like TotK's Story Warriors, and a botched Metroid Prime are NOT compelling reasons to get a Switch 2.Please name me those compelling games that are better than the switch 2 first 6 months lineup. You have failed to do so once again
>>729154832>Snoy
>>729174604>BotW>Arms>Splatoon 2>Mario + RabbidsCritically, Nintendo also explicitly showed that more games people actually wanted were on the way in the near future. Meanwhile with the Switch 2, they've shown... $70 Mario Tennis (when the Mario sports games have already recently been underwhelming) and another baby-pandering Yoshi game. Fantastic.
>Pokemon fans buy $700+ tip goy console to play faggot third grade reading and writing level game.This company and all the shills deserve the rope
Why are they still so mad
>>729175063Cry about it.
>>729175404Because they don't want to admit that Nintendo is coasting hard and that their games haven't been worth the leap to $70.
>>729175460Enjoy your faggot kiddie games I guess homo. You scream lack of father
>>729175772We don't project our insecurities here.
