Why does he do it for free?

>>729156027
Generals belong on /vg/

>>729156096
He's always hard at work during tuesday-wednesday.

>>729156027
Please train your wit

>>729156027
this is what you delete the threads for? funny stuff

im dating Gold Ship irl so I play to support her

>>729156197
Speaking of doing it for free...

because it's an actual video game with a slot machine bolted onto it and not a slot machine with some slop on the side like most gachas
granted the slot machine bolted onto uma is exceptionally greedy but still

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>>729156027
BECAUSE IT'S THE SECOND BEST PLACE TO DISCUSS ANYTHING

>>729156027
>Why do paid shills make uma musume seem popular on /v/?
FTFY

>>729156027
Because we like cute anime girls.

>>729156853
More on topic discussion than your favorite game btw

>>729156027
/v/ is secretly filled with horse girls

>>729156727
>it's an actually videogame
>team manager simulator where you watch the gameplay and pray for procs
Even turn based and card games have more gameplay.

>>729156027
NOOO RICE, GET DOWN!!!!

>5 Uma threads get deleted in a roll
Uh oh janny malding

>>729156853
300+ concurrent anons in every thread btw

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>BA thread is fine
>Samefagging Wuwa thread is fine
>Daily Hoyoslops are fine
lel horse girl, not on my watch!

>whataboutism
That's why everyone hates this furry weeb fandom.

>>729156853
You can pop into any general and see the same pattern of a small handful of people artificially making it look like there's a lot of people discussing it. Uma posters seem pretty schizo so it makes it harder to tell too. Either way, >>>/vg/ and take those >>729157580 with you.

ywnbaj btw

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>Christmas is near
>Jannies are working overtime
I'M NOOOOTICING

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>>729157685
Cultural phenomenon btw

>>729157689
Go tell em Champ
>>729147206

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Gentle and tender cuddling of a rival trainer

>>729157689
post proof

>>729156027
Is that a dude on a horse about to get drone striked?

>>729156853
TRVTH NVKE

>>729156027
Cavalry is back boys

>>729157873
This is the skin color of Uma players btw.

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>>729158081
Hey, at least he look like a man, meanwhile this is your sissy tranny fellows btw

it's a pretty obvious raid btw, he hasn't deleted this one yet despite the obvious OP
you'll probably see cp/scat posted later in the day

>>729158228
Yeah lets go to the other one instead

>trying to start Uma vs BA flamewar
You are BROWN, your skin color is SHIT, you will die alone and you will never be a janny, pajeet

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Riddle me this, if deleting uma threads only leads to more uma threads, what's the jannies' endgame here?

>>729158630
Earning his salary

>>729156027
Tried it and it just felt gay as hell. Anons like it for fetish reasons. That's it.

>>729158705
>but mein führer.. his salary...

>>729157689
Hmmm....no.
Feel free to keep crying impotently however.

>>729157580
Genshin threads are also getting deleted, jsut saying

>>729159293
yeah those type of posts are just niggers from /vg/ trying to start fights
all gachashit gets randomly nuked by some jannie going schizo, it just shuffles between which one gets the ire

>>729158630
Who cares honestly? His feelings about Uma and these threads are irrelevant, they'll keep getting made, he'll keep deleting them, they'll keep getting made, over and over until one side burns out.

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Face of the franchise

>>729158630
>delete thread
>another pops up
it just confirms the schizo bot theory. literally only a low functioning retard reposts the same thread and expects different results.

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>>729159693
Yes rajeesh, over 300 anons constantly playing the game and consistently having the fastest moving threads in the board is just one schizo with a bot
all me btw

>>729156027
>Why is Uma Musume so popular on /v/?
There's a combination of shills and gambling-addicted gachafags running all over /v/ for years, and Umamusume is just the latest fad. When somebody is addicted to something, they just can't stop thinking about it and can't stop talking about it.

>>729156027
poor dead hohol

>>729156027
I never played it but I saw a few videos about it and it unironically has more soul than most modern non gacha games which is embarrassing. A fucking GACHA game absolutely mogged more than half of AAA titles.
Also umas are absolutely adorable and funny.

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Chainsisters...

>>729156197
But enough about the DALL-E threads

>>729156853
>everyone is a shill
You are unironically mindbroken. This board is pretty dead post-hack and it wasnt a bustling enviroment before the hack either. Why the fuck would someone shill a globally popular game on a board with a few dozen anons at best?

>>729160778
I don't understand Tachyon popularity

>>729160865
she's one of those characters that appeals to casuals on a surface level because of the cliches she represents (I don't mean this as an insult, characters in these kinds of games always have some generic hook and hers just happens to be "wacky scientist"), and hardcore fans learn to appreciate her too once they actually read her story and see why she is the way she is

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>>729160865
I still don't understand how she became known as the mommy yandere uma

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>>729156027
Look at this Eishin Flash!

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>>729161059
>>729161164
I hate how mischaracterized she is in everything, especially in fanart by artists that just want to farm interactions and don't care about the source material. Also the fact that I'll forever be called Reddit Tachyon even though I actually like and understand her character

>>729156853
Impossible, Cygames is massively jewish, they didn't even pay a single youtuber or whatever to shill it but they all jumped on the bandwagon when it started to get some views, so them paying shills on 4chan is beyond the realms of possibility.

>>729156027
Z

>>729161378
ok reddit tachyon

>>729156853
They hated anon, because he told them the trVth.

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>>729156853
Uma Musume threads are the only threads where I see people discussing actual gameplay. Show me your thread so we can see all the zero gameplay discussion

>actually failed the witcheck for once
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC K FUCK FUCK FUCK THE TITLE IS RIGHT THERE AND I MISSED IT

>>729158184
>pedo game is full of trannies
Cannot make this shit up

>>729160778
Kiseki my beloved

>>729160071
der/v/ is actually all me and my sockpuppet accounts

>>729160778
>all from a movie that came out like 2 years ago
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>"why don't you play MedKINO anon?"
>every room looks like this
yep yep, another MedSLOP

>>729158228
Don't threaten me with a good time.

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>>729163898
we bakushin soon?

>>729163159
>gacha
>gameplay
OH NO NO NO

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>do a run for the Gambling Fillie Stakes because i need to runs anyways for the fall celebration and it sounds fun
>do pretty well with mayano
>look over the stats
>...i forgot to boost mile aptitude

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so are we getting raided today?

>>729156027
numbers autism

>>729164631
I've seen worse, who cares.

>>729156027
Horse daughters? Is this some weird porn game?

niggerfaggot
curse vishnu
/qa/ lost

>>729160778
Is that actually true? Ill never get reddit tachyons popularity

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>>729160778
>6 out 10 are umas
CULTURAL FENOMENO

Which position is best to put lone wolf in? I assume suzuka

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NingenMusume when

>>729165387
But no one likes ningen

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>>729165387

With Cinderella Gray ending, what is gonna be the next Umamusume aura farming shounen trash?

The IP itself is top tier.
A shame the main game is festering hot garbage designed to waste your time.

>>729160778
why is TM Opera wearing a crown?
does he think he is a prince or what?

>>729165580
umapyoi

>>729165541
Star blossom probably? Though ive never read that one.

>>729156027
It is an on-topic pony fix

>>729165641
theater kid turned to 11

>>729165580
humanpyoi

Why are people running maru as pace?

Incredibly terrible Taiki Tuesday, in line with her presidency

>>729165387
Sex with all these hags

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Still waiting on Forever

Reminder to do your legend race. Please don't skip them. You'll miss out on shards

>>729157156
Its still a damn videogame, i mean Exp33 won GOTY and its just 3 niggas standing in a row.

>>729166053
>fedora
>probably another uma with red tones
hate to say it, but i think it will be kinda mid.

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>>729165438
you will marry a ningen woman

>>729166151
expect a design similar to Loves Only You since the two are related

>>729160778
>Tachyon over Reze and pocket
Disagree, man how the fuck did opera get top 5 with 20 minutes od screen time at most.

>>729156027
i could never get into a game like this, because i have spent a lot of my life around horses and they are awful, dumbfuck creatures. they are basically giant autistic meat automatons and massive assholes that can kill/cripple you in an instant just because they feel like it.

fun fact for all the horsefuckers out there though, their pussy crust smells like peaches.

Why is style S bad? Wit is good now.

>>729166276
it doesn't look as frilly as loves only you's outfit. Judging from the outline, maybe more like katsuragi ace but classier.

reminder to nominate umamusume for the vidya game awards
>why would i?
to make the janny seethe, imagine him choking on his hot pocked when he sees umas on the awards
>who should i nomiate for best character
i was thinking that it should be special week, to not spread the votes between too many umas and because she is the face of the franchise

>>729166608
i thought
>we
already won

>>729166646
winning again would be funnier

How do you even get all the skills suzuka wants
>Requires Runaway and unrestrained
>Really wants concentration and taking the lead and professor of curvature
>Needs a gold heal
>Needs mid race skills
>Requires angling
It doesn't seem realistic to get all those skills what the fuck.

>>729166646
not that one, the /v/ game awards are a different thing

>>729166743
Your wit card bro?

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>>729166570
uma designs with shorts are some of my least favorite. but as long as shes cute ill be satisfied

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Man, Daiwa didn't show much and I didn't get Head-on and S on distance from the parents

Do i need any stam at all if gutsmaxxing?

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>>729160778
Maybe if you were born with nipples, Reze

>>729166942
welfare daiwa? There are better pow cards.

>>729167052
No, wit Daiwa

>>729166942
>Shatterproof
ISHYGDDT

I don't get the hype of the haru urara card.

>>729156853
Blue Archive fan hands typed this post.

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>>729166743
>>Requires Runaway and unrestrained
they are indeed painful to buy
>>Really wants concentration and taking the lead and professor of curvature
TTL is cheap, early lead hints are plenty, try and get focus hints from sparks
>>Needs a gold heal
you really don't, try and hit 850/450
>>Needs mid race skills
if you somehow can afford curvature + x corner/fast-paced that would be huge, but 2 white skills are ok too. mcqueen unique is very good too.
>>Requires angling
easy but if you really want to you can gamble on only unrestrained proc.
Get sta and some pwr sparks, run KSB/Sweep (or Biko if whale)/Riko/Bourbon Wit/2 Wit (finemo and fuku if you can), run 16 races or get fast learner. Congrats your 1200/800/800/450/900 Suzuka awaits you. You can cope with falco pwr if you don't have gw sparks.

>>729166942
Why would you get shatterproof instead of its on?

>>729166743
Are you a genuine witlet?
>Runaway
She has an event for this.
>Unrestrained, Concentration
Potentials.
>Taking the Lead, Prof
Kita and the Bourbon welfare wit SSR.
>mid race skills
You get those from blue balls.
>Angling
Seiun parent.
You also forgot about Groundwork and Left-Handed, but one of those is also built in and the other you can get from the Falcon SSR.

>but I need skill points
Use 2 wit cards and maybe find one or two turns to squeeze in an additional G1. It's really not that hard. Kita's hints can make Focus 42 points cheaper, and a whole bunch of cards have Corner Adept.

>>729167175
>Free and easy to get to max level
>+30 energy
>2 moods up
its a good card

>>729167327
cute braid
cute honse

>>729167327
>You can cope with falco pwr if you don't have gw sparks
Is it usable at LB1?

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>>729167518
>stamina bonus 1
perfect for your needs this cm, hit her a couple times in summer or late game at high training lvl when opportunity presents itself.

>A full power, full medium, groundwork seiun parent doesn't exist
Grim.

>>729156027
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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I have not seen her ONCE since unity started.

>>729167903
Think you can only get her when you visit infirmary now

>>729167868
Shut the fuck paki shitskin, go cry about it

>>729156027
>using animal as meat shield
Why ziggers are such subhuman niggers?

>>729167932
How so? Like after healing?

I have CM fatigue.

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>ITT
No wonder you guys can't get laid, lol

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What the fuck. How long have these been here?

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haha very funny

>>729168198
Since this legend race, we got it from JP early.

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why does my Gold look so weird

>>729168198
This is the first time, all legend race batches will have them now.

This is the part where I post the gif of the guy slapping some duct tape overlayed with the text "Anime girls" on a leaking tank of water.

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>>729156027
>it's over

>Do borrow
>No Medium S
>No head on
>Glue
I'm so annoyed.

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>>729156027
mmmmm, banana

How often should I gamble on 30%?

>>729168229
Autumn Rudolf is cute and hot, I wish I had excess carats to spend on her.

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Which one would you borrow?

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I can guarantee you that 99% of this thread is browner than this monkey, kek

>>729168518
Kill yourself, pajeet
Go cry to a janny, uma musume is /v/ culture now, you have no real power here

>Lose Satsuki shoe despite having C+ speed and D everything else
>Run bricked
Fuck my life

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>>729168167

>>729168518
Post hand

Is spending SP and monies on levelling support cards wasteful, I feel like it takes forever to level them up manually and I'm not sure what else I should be spending on

>>729168572
Why do you bother replying to an obvious troll lmao

>>729168515
top, but you can cope without full medium if you need any specific skills also check the affinity.

>>729168635
That's their entire purpose in life.

>>729168515
Top is good but
>no head on.

>>729168638
That's the falseflagger, stop giving him (You)s, retard

>>729168635
You'll never get anywhere if you don't level up your cards with SP.

actual thread where?

>>729168781
This is fine

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>>729156027
Gay and dead russians status?

>>729168646
>>729168729
Thanks bros. There are no good Head-On parents with this combo so I'll try to gamble it, and Head-On parents have way worse sparks. I'll try to gamble it, at the end of the day it's just Pace Slick Surge lol

>>729168814
No, it's not, we have an actual /pol/ subhuman spamming his off-topic shit in order to get this thread nuked

>>729168781
Train wit.

>>729168902
Just ignore him.

>>729168684
>>729168774
Fuck, I should have asked ages ago

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>>729168198
i skipped the first day, i'm bricked?

>>729168781
>>>/trash/pony

>>729168978
no, you're good to miss 2

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>Obama supports Ukraine
>Biden supports Ukraine
>Bush supports Ukraine
>Macron supports Ukraine
>Boris supports Ukraine
>Soros supports Ukraine
>WEF supports Ukraine
>Facebook supports Ukraine
>Twitter supports Ukraine
>Reddit supports Ukraine
>All major European leaders support Ukraine
>The same politicians who have been filling their countries with millions upon millions of Africans and Arabs for the past decades support Ukraine
>The same politicians who tricked the Western population into believing there was an ongoing pandemic support Ukraine
>The same politicians who told you that you were going to lose your job if you didn't take an experimental deadly vaccine support Ukraine
>The same politicians who increased your taxes to finance massmigration of non-whites into white countries support Ukraine
>The same politicians who poisoned your food support Ukraine
>The same politicians who banned nationalist organizations in your country support Ukraine
>The same politicians who are actively implementing policies to facilitate white genocide support Ukraine
>All the Western news media supports Ukraine
>All the Western social media that bans nationalists and conservatives supports Ukraine
>All the Western social media that allows child pornography, blatant homosexuality, and anti-White content on their platforms support Ukraine
>All the major anti-White celebrities that have told you that you're a racist for being White support Ukraine
>All the major institutions of the West that have been systematically racist against Whites support Ukraine
>The Jews support Ukraine

>>729168937
easier said than done

>>729156027
imagine if /v/ was a good board
this garbo should be posted on the mobile board only

>>729169214
So true! +100 izzat! Kill yourself rajeesh and stop spamming your /pol/shit

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imagine

>>729170245
>having actual holes in her spats to match the skirt
I'm actually surprised by that

>>729171307
Biwa is like the least lewded lewdable Uma for some reason. Bet it's because artists hate drawing her head.

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Which uma should I pick for this frontslop?
Suzuka seems more successful despite no groundwork

>>729156027
we /k/ now? uma discusses every board on every other thread so I was wondering when we'd get here

>>729171495
Maruzenski, you should have given her 3 grey heals instead of one gold heal.
I would go with Suzuka, cause she cucks the other front runners out of Angling and Scheming. All non-Suzuka front runners should have Shooting for Victory or Redshift over angling and scheming

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>>729171541
Honestly not my first pick but it's a refreshing change from scat/cp.

Is it possible to stack enough max energy that the energy bar hits the mood icon?

>>729171715
The bar actually extends?

I feel like using horses for military transport in 2025 would be more expensive than using a fucking toyota..

>>729171827
It does now. I don't think you can get enough max energy events to reach the mood section though.

>>729171715
There's a cap on energy extensions. An anon posted about it some weeks or months ago.

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>Get free mood up from Good to Great
>Cool i dont need that scheduled mood up from Aoi
>Mood overcaps
>Mood down event RIGHT after

>>729171857
Horses kind of take care of themselves when no one gives a shit about property.

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>>729172039
They are teenage women, Anon.

Wit checking my promils

>>729172106
Not my Haguzensky