I, BITCHachu-sama, mascot of the HIGHEST-GROSSING FRANCHISE and JOBBER of the vidya industry humbly kneel to:Shuntaro Furukawa-sama, former employee of TPC, current Nintendo CEO, and my master.TPC-sama, my one and only true love and other master.Atlus-sama, who I shamelessly ripped off via SMT for my gameplay only for them to strike back with CHADsona.Palworld-sama, who my daddy Furukawa warned me about.Enix-sama, who easily manhandled me with Dragon Quest Monsters.Yugi Muto and Kazuki Takahashi-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become a TCG and merchandising franchise first and foremost.Junichi Masuda-sama, who argued with me and his employees at GameFreak so hard, his departure started to cause the quality of my games to decrease and got me attracted to MEN...Squaresoft-sama, whose incomparabily soulful JRPGs in the 90s crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I STILL cannot SUPRASS them, even 22 years after merging with Enix-sama.Bamco-sama, whose hour-long beatings from the recent Digimon games gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Furukawa-sama can't compare.Itoi-sama, for his Mother Trilogy is the superior JRPG series of my Nintendo MASTERS, and has single-handedly inspired more Indie RPGs than even I have...Level-5-sama, whose power I am scared of (I am glad they stopped making Yokai Watch and didn't kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them…)Sandfall-sama, who revenge-raped and mindbroke me and my fanbase via E33 from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole after Legends Z-A FLOPPED in France. (I was so sad about it...)and finally, Monolithsoft-sama, for they will FUCK ME up on the world stage once they release their Zelda RPG and expose me and GameFreak for the frauds we are. (God I hope so…)
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>>729163627Sorry wrong board, I meant to post this Pokémon thread on >>>/vp/
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>As you wished, Mr.Tajiri. every game you and you team work on that is named pocket monsters or pokemon will be a wild success, as long it is made by the original team, regardless of the quality
