A rebuttal to "unc slop.">I know Fortnite didn't come out 10 years ago, but give it 2 more; it's not as if they're going to make anything ground-breaking any time soon.
you're "rebuttaling" bots, idiots
>>729168397unc crashout thread
>>729168397unc crashing out
>>729168397>>729168473You guys are seriously terminally-online that you care about what some anonymous person on the internet has to say?
>>729168397Stop giving bots attention retard
>>729168397To play devil's advocate:Release Fortnite and current Ch7S1 Fortnite look and play like completely different games.Even if you took a liberty and assumed the battle royale was available at launch, which it pretty much almost was, Ch1S1 fortnite is boring and borderline unplayable by modern br standards.Current day fortnite feels like as big a jump in the game's mechanics as it felt going from Oot to MM to TWW to TP, and thats without the game changing or spending a penny. Thats the power of modern day "Game's as a service" style content delivery.
>>729168397>>729168473>>729168557sybau unc
>>729168537You know where you are right?
>>729168767>Release Fortnite and current Ch7S1 Fortnite look and play like completely different games.They're the same thing.
The people "zoomerspeaking" on /v/ aren't millenials or baby boomers making fun of the gen after them, they're actually unironically underage children, gen Z and alphaYes, the people pretending to be something are actually that thing- but they're still pretendingI know our natural presumption when seeing dishonesty is to presume it's coming from someone who is lying about who they are"If someone is pretending to be X, they must therefor not be X"But that assumption can only be true if honesty exists. "If someone is pretending, then they are lying about what they REALLY are." But there is no realness, this belief forgets to take into account that the irony generation knows no genuineness, they communicate *entirely* in dishonesty, irony is actually their base way of actingSo when they do go out of their way to be ironic, they just double up on the ironyModern irony is no longer about jokingly doing something you don't do, it's now about doing what you want to do but having to pass it off as ironic because doing it earnestly is not socially permissibleSo kids take something they wanna do, do it, assume it must be implied that they're doing it ironically because of course it is, who would EVER do something in earnest? Unthinkable! And then coast on everyone else nodding in approval and performing the same ritual, thus signaling to one another like bugs that their behavior was successfully registered as 'ironic' and they can now continue to do the thing they wanted to do without social repercussion, because it has been henceforth deemed un serious.These are the hoops kids now have to jump through just to literally speak, communicate, act and exist. Even when alone, their very thought process is unnatural, ritualistic, and relegated to the collective. They have no internal reality, they don't exist when unobserved. This is the final stage of NPCs.
>>729168397Just say "You're 25+" and hide
>>729169112nobody on earth is going to read your manic schizopost essay bruv
>>729169251fun fact: most people say "didn't read" after they read a post and determined they don't like what it says
>>729169112Unc is yapping fr fr
>>729168397>rebutting a wordstealth nephew thread
>>729168397>Brownfilter desaturated crap So glad we're out of uncslop
>>729169112Well said
>>729168397Literally all uncslop means are overrated or overhyped games that didn't age well.
>>729169112Unc outtee bleein he doin sum skullemoji
>>729168397Nigger all of the people saying Unc on 4chan are in their late 40s their just getting revenge on us for doing it to them .
>>729169387didn't read
>>729169579In other words: games made for whites and japs before the brown hordes were the target audience.
CoD4 and Modern Warfare 2 are unc slop.Half Life 2 is a glorified tech demo.Portal 2 is better than Portal 1New Spider Man games are actually really good.Old Battlefront 2 sucks, the only positive thing is mod support.>t. 34 years old.
>>729169818Linear cinematic hallway FPS will never be retro.
>>729169387>fun fact: most people say "didn't read"stopped reading after this. how does it feel knowing i'll never find out what you posted?
>>729168397Uncs had to wait 10 years for someone to make a good game
>>729169818>New Spider Man games are actually really good.lol, lmao
>>729169112Or maybe it's just an oldfag trolling you, retard
>>729169112Underageb&s truked forever
>>729168537botcore post
>>729168920synau*
Threads full of grown ass men with nothing better to do than call each other unc, sad
>>729168397I've seen plenty of millennials playing nothing but world of warcraft, league of legends or call of duty for 20 years. people have shit taste no matter their age
>>729170154Find a better Spider Man game.>inb4 old shit with ugly ps2 graphicsright, lol, can't even render the entire manhattan.
>>729170467don't hurt yourself moving those goalposts
>>729168397Looks more like ten years of being a faggot. Why are all three games consolefaggotry? If you grew up with that shit, you're the reason gaming became pure cancer.
>>729168397I'm a millennial and I fit in both of these
>>729168397Sad part about it it taught those little broccoli haired faggots to only play free to play slop,now the gaming market is solely reliant on millennialscause these retards spend thousands of dollars on skins
>>729169112holy uncbabbletl;dr
>>729168397It's funny because the variety of games that people play is only growing. Back in the day everyone played whatever was popular and often had no choice. I caught the very end of that era and the games people played were not their choice but the work of marketers and retail chains.
There's slop in every era. I consider "uncslop" games like ps2 action platformers. Games like jak and daxtar or ratchet and clank and all the ilk like them fucking suck. They simply aren't fun, were only passable because of their era, and were everywhere.I'm 30 by the way.
>>729169143>>729169617>n-no u...lmaooo sybau goofy ahh unctroons
These games suck lmao
>>729169112add me to the cap
unc seething because no one cares about his boomer games anymore lmao frfr
>>729169112I noticed something like this a few years ago. Couldn't really put it into words. Thanks.
>>729169112Unc fr wish he was talking to children, goofy ahh diddy blud
>>729169112what is blud waffling about?
>>729169112what this unc yapping about?
>>729168397>10 years of brown slopIs this why you uncs are so bitter all the time? They stole colors from you
>>729168397all games on the top suck
>>729169112unc crashed out so hard he dropped an essay
>>729169251>>729169431>>729169581>>729171309>>729171881>>729172018>Zoomers are so illiterate and retarded that a few paragraphs are an essay to themI weep for the future of the human race
>>729172156log off, unc
die in a fire
>>729172156>unc crashing out
>>729172373good morning sar
>>729172156please understand, zoomers only speak in marvel quips. anything more leads to complete loss of focus
>>729172935what is blud yapping about
>>729168767lol what a fucking retard
>>729170183He’s right though. Have you ever seen someone from the sharty get trolled here? They will genuinely start responding in zoomer Ebonics to try to prove how not mad they are. I see it on /g/ all the time because of the altchan discussion there. Half the replies to that post are probably one mad guy.
>>729175238https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/107418115Scroll down to the bottom of this thread to watch it happen
>>729169112 HarKINGian posters always speak the truth.
>>729170183Also ironyposting is not new. Something awful was like that. It was/is full of thin skinned faggots who would never talk about anything genuinely because other faggots would bully them for it. Zoomers with their weird obsession with engagement stats on social media posts reinvented that culture and don’t understand the point of anonymity is honestly. This place is a dump because 4chan is seen as the place to make le epic shitpost without consequences on main.
>>729168397Oh look another shitcord raid trying to force a new "meme" term.
>>729169112unironically fucking based and cyan pilled, the entire world is supposedly playing league, fortnite, cs, literally any game ever, yet most people would never openly admit irl that they do that because to the average person regardless of age would be either talked behind his back or ridiculed to death because doing anything other than sitting at home and watching tv or dozing off on your phone is somehow someway worthy of ridicule. It's exactly why most people don't have a fucking identity or do anything fun in their life, that requires having a personality that would openly share that they have hobbies or do fun things, most people do not. It's why you are all always alone all the time. Stop hiding in your fucking holes and admit to people who you are. Do things.
>>729168397>uncslopits just some chink faggot from r/asianmasculinity stirring shit up, no one actually thinks this way
>>729169112Yes but it's also not necessarily only a zoomer thing either.I started saying "chat" ironically when playing with friends and it took like 4 months of consciously not saying it to stop and I'm 32 years old.
>>729168397Why are you making a rebuttal to an obvious joke post?
>>729169387i believe this. I never post "didnt read" but i cant imagine posting it on anything other than something i read
>>729169818>CoD4 and Modern Warfare 2 are unc slop.literally the last two fun CoD games, every game after that is indeed unc slop>Half Life 2 is a glorified tech demo.It's was the premier engine when it came out, the game was also 10/10>Portal 2 is better than Portal 1True>New Spider Man games are actually really good.True>Old Battlefront 2 sucks, the only positive thing is mod support.Truealso 30+
Diddy ahh crashout 67
>>729168397image doesn't make any sense, I played CS for probably more than 10 years, but I still played other games, only normies would play fortnite exclusively
>>729168521>>729168534>>729168920Favorite Italian brainrot?
>>729169112>there is no realness, this belief forgets to take into account that the irony generation knows no genuineness, they communicate *entirely* in dishonesty, irony is actually their base way of actingsome of these replies are gold given this line, good post
>>729169112That actually explains a lot of young gen Z/gen alpha humor...The whole >I'm being retarded on purpose.>No, it doesn't turn off.
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>>729169112>>729177141In my experience gen alpha seems to be much more genuine and less irony-poisoned than zoomers.t. zoomer
>>729177359what is Epstein blud yapping about
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>>729168397Fortnite is unc slop
>>729169112>t. some diddy ass uncle blood niggerdetached irony has been around since forever, it's not some new thing. people have always feared social/moral judgment, and let it dictate their actions or even become a religion. different flavors of the same shit.
>>729168397Fixed.
>>729168397ain't no way Unc is crashing out over someone younger than him... embarrassing.
>>729168473Indians*
>>729169112Replies confirm. Based King. Also don't forget the majority of those are jeets.
>>729168397Wtf did you call me you little shit? Unc? UNC? LIFE IS JUST GETTING STARTED AT 41. THE ZOOMETTES CANT STOP LOOKING AT ME, BECAUSE I MOG YOU. They need a real man, and you zoomies don't qualify. Give it another ten years. Look this up on chatgpt YOU LITTLE BROCCOLI BITCHES: "how do I get over phonecall anxiety?" You'll need it so you can hear me NTR YOU WHEN YOU CALL LITTLE ZOOMIE LOU.YOU'RE MAKING ME BALD WITH THIS STRESS. Twenty five is too old to act like this.
>>729169112I'm a zoomer and I hate tiktok and its consequences so much!
>>729184868TikTok is a consequence of Iphones.
>>729168397grim
>>729187117This is a Billy and Mandy reference.
>>729168397Uncs been playing wow and cs for more than a decade
>>729169112>blah blah blahsybau unc
>>729169112They're indians retard
>>729172156>pretending that chuddies don't do the exact same thing
>>729172935And now you reminded me of how their Youtube Shorts look>Some kind of shitty zoomer humor or AIslop>someone doing something else on the side like playing a mobile game or making a sandwich or somethingTheir attention is so fried that they need multiple things on a tiny screen to keep their attention
>>729168397
>>729169112>They have no internal realityYou nailed it.
>>729176251u first
>>729169112/thread
>>729169112I miss when people were actually just cringe on the internetLike all those pictures of fat teenagers photoshopping their waifu into pics of themselves and posting it on Deviantart.Internet in the 2000s and early 2010s was just so much more genuine. I hope Steve Jobs is being raped by demons in hell for bringing the normalfags on the internet.
>>729191148>I hope Steve Jobs is being raped by demons in hellbald of you to assume the aids ridden faggot isn't enjoying it
>>729189452Millennials weren't children when TF2 came out.
>>729169818portal 1 is absolutely better than portal 2, but I agree with you otherwise.
>>729170682>Back in the day everyone played whatever was popular and often had no choice.I don't think that's true, we would go rent games for a weekend and pick up whatever looked interesting. There was plenty of choice and little knowledge of what was popular.
>>729168397>A rebuttalThe mewling of a child doesn't need one, KYS
>>729194259lmao I doubt you mew unc
>>729194305You should respect your elders, son.
