Impossible choice
Left is immature and mentally unstable. I know it's a video game but if you actually try to roleplay and put yourself in Robert's shoes you will realize how much of a drag it would be to actually date someone like Invisibitch in real life.
>>729168912very easy choice actually
>>729169181yeah right, i wish.
>>729168912>browngross>whiteok>flat everythinggrosswhy do people play this
Would be better if it was made by japanese
>>729168912Thanks for making a copy of my successful thread because you were so jealous of Blonde Blazer hitting reply limit.
I choose not to play the reddit chungus youtuber fotm capeslop dogshit.
>>729168912Didn't this slop lose to Wuthering Waves? Yawn!
>>729168912It's not difficult at all, BB
Biggest slut in this game?
>>729169474Normgroids play it.
>>729168912Loved blonde until the end when it’s revealed she’s been lying the whole game and not only does she not have powers she’s not even really blonde! No one even accuses her of being deceitful or lying even though it’s a far larger misrepresentation of the truth than anything visi does in the game.
Guy in the thread last night asked for games where you train and manage a group of people to send out to do shit and feel bad when they die, but thread ended before I could answer so I'll just put it hereIt might be a bit more micromanaging than he was hoping for, but the game parts of Dispatch weirdly reminded me of playing Lobotomy Corporation a bit
>>729168912it's very easy actually only the braindead brownoids would choose right
>>729168912BB ez
>>729169559Picking Blazer ≠ Weird muscular mommy fetish.Mommy cucks deserve the rope. She is not that muscular in game, Kkeep that repulsive, hormone-twisted muscle mommy filth out of Mandy.
>>729169181you're wrong no women will ever love you like a mentally unstable woman. I got to date one and it's completely ruined normal women for me. I can't go back
I just got the game and played up to the end of chapter 5 yesterday, my Robert ignores Blonde Bimbo's obvious signals to fuck her to hang with the lads and make a BPD girl emotionally dependantIt's all gonna work out
>>729169049>WC>Bel oh el
>woman who has her life together, is popular and very likable vs>womanchild who is constantly crying, works for villains, and spies on peopleYeah, real tough choice.
>>729168912Courtney is love
>>729171346You've actually just made the choice harder anon
>>729171346>A woman>is popular>very likableEnjoy getting cheated on.I would take the deranged, but loyal woman any day.
>>729171346>She can fix mevs>I can fix her
sex with invisiwife
>>729171580Of course you would because you don't have good dick to keep her in line
Love Mandy. Cuddle Mandy. Wipe a tear from Mandy's face. Slam dunk a baby into Mandy's waiting womb. Take Mandy to a fancy dinner. Let Mandy take you to a fancy dinner. Attend red carpet events with Mandy. Dance with Mandy to a slow song. Feature on posters and advertisements with Mandy. Consult on the Old Hollywood style film all about you and Mandy. Give Mandy surprise hugs from behind. Let Mandy fly you to work. Fly Mandy to work with the suit. Wake up as Mandy's little spoon. Wake up with Beef sitting inbetween both of you. Meet Mandy's parents and bring them gifts. Make Mandy some breakfast in bed. Let Mandy make you breakfast in bed. Explain to Mandy the difference between offensive fouls/blocking fouls. Explain the hop step, euro step, gather step, traveling. Open up marinara jars for Mandy. Open up beers for Mandy. Hack into SDN to cover up security footage of you and Mandy in her office. Fight crime with Mandy. Bust nuts with Mandy. Give Mandy flowers and surprise her with vacation time from work. Take Mandy for walks in the park. Sing Mandy love songs. Carry Mandy to bed after a long day and too much wine and spaghetti. Take Mandy to Disneyworld. Take Mandy to New York. Watch Naked and Afraid and Love Island with Mandy. Tell Mandy to bake your favorite Christmas cookies for you. Make love to Mandy on a sleepy Sunday morning. Father your children with Mandy. Send your kids to private school for Mandy. Vacations in Europe with Mandy and your family. Let Mandy rub your feet after a long day. Rub Mandy's feet after a long day. Let Mandy serve you wine. Serve Mandy wine. Explain to Mandy you'd like to name your daughter Amanda. Tell your daughter Amanda that she is a treasure. Barbecues in the Summer with Mandy, Aunt Courtney, Uncle Chad, Poppa Chase and others. Asking Aunt Courtney what she'd like to do for Mandy for her birthday. Make love to Mandy Robertson. Tell Mandy Robertson you'll give her the moon.
>>729168912>angry venezulan who loves youvs>white bitch that teases you on the job, hides his relationship status and makes you cleanup her mess
>>729168912Seems obvious to me
>>729169181>>729169559>>729169745>>729171086>>729171128>>729171346Based patricians
>>729168912Neither, because this pseudo anime shit looks fucking horrific. Of course the """game""" is pozzed as fuck, too.
>>729170951There's bait, and then there's retardationIt's up to you to find the right balance
>>729172024>>white bitch that teases you on the job, hides his relationship status and makes you cleanup her messYou know it's good when people have to make shit up to make BB look bad.
>>729172252I've been watching it for weeks, friend. The cope never, ever ends
>>729172024Why is she a 'Venezuelan'? Seems like you're revealing something personal with that. Nobody knows what color she is. Same thing when the Visi fags spam about SEA/Philippines because they are posting from that timezoneYou're calling the White woman a bitch whenever she's the most naturally good character in the game because you're extremely insecure about your own identity
>Majority of players put fucking Waterboy on the teamAm I missing out after picking Phenomaman, or was the wholesome nerdy chungus thing really that much of a factor for some peopleSo far the big guy has been based as fuck and feels like he'd die for anyone on the squad after just like two days
>>729172636Once you've picked him I agree that Phenomaman is way better, but with the information you have up to that point picking him seems like signing yourself up for more of Blazer's dumb drama right after you've gotten a full dose of it with her woman-brained plan to cut somebody.
>>729172636Not trying to spoil butPhenomaman doesn't do anything at all, narrative wise. He really takes no stances. He is truly feckless and weak. He yields to Red Ring when they put handcuffs on him during a mission. All he does is cry about Blonde Blazer dumping him, and act like a retard. He doesn't stand up to Flambae later on during a conflict like Waterboy does, and he doesn't stand up for Z-Team during the vote scene later on either. You can like him all you want but I honestly was not a fan at all. His drawbacks are massive, he's a terrible fit with Malevola/Punchup, and Waterboy can do everything Phenomaman can't.>>729172952Shut the fuck up about Blazer already idiot
The obvious choice.
>>729173092The most correct choice.
>>729173092>>729173172She's a great caretaker, she would be a great romance partner, but not really for Robert Robertson. She has no narrative connection to him at all and exists almost entirely as a coom brain fetish object and they know it. It's a story, not a porno
>>729173092>Cucking Cr1itikal, after stealing his stapler evenNot cool bro
Besides coombait is it good?
>>729173323I sent that fag back to jail, where he belongs.
>>729173374I got it yesterday, I've been really enjoying itThe writing gets a bit quirky millennial but overall been a fun ride, though I do wish the gameplay parts had a little more meat to it
>>729168912Not really, I was sold when she saluted the camera.
Toasting in a Blazer Bread
Robert owes Courtney love and sex.
>>729169559Blazer isn't very muscular. Her power comes from her amulet. She's built like an office lady otherwise.
>>729173465>Keeping bitch negress who just wants to kill more people (legally)
Robert owes Courtney absolutely nothing and she's lucky she didn't get cut in episode 3 as far as I'm concerned, Robert was ready to do it and so was I
>>729173292Or they could have just swapped Visi and Malevola. Have Malevola be the one Robert has to reform.Blazer would be for people who like conventionally attractive girls, and Malevola would be for people who like more adventurous/monster girls. Visi is boring.
FEEEELLLL THHHEEEEEE WWAAAAAAYYYY IIII DOOOOOOOO
>>729170798Robert if you do it right.
>>729174103Yeah I thought that too. It would completely change the story sure, would probably be less introspective overall. But taming the devil woman villainess is way, way more interesting of a power fantasy and compelling emotionally than taming the septum pierced pick meIf it was Blazer vs Malevola, Angel vs Demon, there's no way they wouldn't cat fight, and a cat fight between the love interests where you have to pick a side would have been a perfect choice to make
>>729171018That one assassin’s creed brotherhood mini game.
>>729174103Malevola has literally zero downsides as a romance choice that's what they're sayingShe's a fairly nice energetic hot booba lady with zero issues to consider or work through when picking herThe Telltale meter would have her at like 98%
>>729173534The whole sequence afterwards where she comes back like a proud little puppy, completely oblivious to how much she fucked up was really cute.
>>729174298That was just a mercenaries mission table thing right?I think that anon wanted something more of an active role in management
>>729174373Malevola could have been less reformed by the time you meet her, had issues you had to "fix", same as Visi. That's what I mean by swapping Visi and Malevola, like their roles in the story. >>729174294 gets it
>>729172636It think Waterboy gets a cooler part to play in the finale than P-Man if you don’t take Waterboy right away so I think you’re alright.
>>729171598>She can fix meWhy is this trope so unpopular
>>729174376It was cute that she brought Robert his favorite donut (even if she did end up smashing it), hope there's a callback to that in season 2 with her leaving him another gift on his desk.
>>729168912Short dark hair will always win over blonde in my book
>>729171814K I N O
>>729174539I just want a cute wife to go shopping with at a Christmas market; is that too damn much to ask?
>>729174464>It should have been Malevola!>And by that I mean it should have been a completely different character that looks like Malevola!
>>729174695And that's why she's not an option
>>729173374It’s good old fashioned superhero fun. If you’re a comic book kid it’s got a little bit of the feel of the old Blue Beetle/Booster Gold/Guy Gardner Justice League.
>>729174928She's so smug. I love her so much. They hate her, and I love her even more for it
TotalCourtneyImpregnation
>>729169272>says nothing throughout an entire date
>>729174695>a completely different characterno, she would've got an arc of her own is all
>>729174443Yeah I guess for me it’s the fact that you can actually call them in and see them so I got a smidge attached to some. The game straight up lifts from This is the Police though, so if new anons to the game haven’t gotten that memo yet it’s probably worth checking out.
>>729174695If Robert met Malevola earlier on in her reformation arc she'd be less chill and have more problems. It's not about changing her character, it's about changing when you meet her.
I wish you could have gone with Malevola
>>729175127>the silence was the best part
>>729175127Was it autism?
>>729175127>a girl who doesn’t run her yapper while I’m trying to watch a movie>lets me eat the bucket of corn myself instead of girlfriend taxing everythingShe’s literally perfect.
>>729175127That's just a date with autistic chicks. Movie dates are the best in those circumstances.
I wanted Prism desuShe fits my ratchety black girl fetish so well
>>729175127I'll take the good nutrition, easy conversation, sloppy kisses, handholding, assgrabbing, and more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj8XohxYkGc
>>729175367it was her defense mechanism coming down. You'd expect her to flirt the entire movie but when she sees that bobert just wants to be there with her she doesn't know what to say. Kino.
>>729175559She's for Hermy.
>>729175578cringe
>>729175559YOU ALONE FOREVA
>nose ringEasy choice actually.
>>729175642The whole scene is just perfect, there's nothing I would change.
My cute psycho murdering wife!
>>729175792i'd make it a bit more obvious that she's fully into him, maybe a shot of her staring at him in silence after the "i'm not gonna fuck you just cause you bought me a bucket of corn" but the subtle take is nice too
>>729175723Have. Sex.>>729175792>>729176006No handholding? For the whole game long, no handholding? Not good enough for me.
>>729174691
>>729176256>The angry tomboy that doesn't trust anyone finally calms down and relaxes in the presence of someone who cares about herthat's the whole appeal
>>729175792The little glances she takes at him, like there and in the scene at the taco place, are strong stuff.Some real love went into this game in some places.
>>729176371>>729176434For me, you know it's gotta be the way Robert and Mandy look at each other. That's love. Sex. Marriage. Babies. Children. Commitment. Devotion
>>729176654>canonically has a "i love robert" playlist
>>729175127God I wish that was me
>>729176006The final scene and her actually cutting the shit when he asks her to be normal for a second make it pretty crystal she likes him for real.
>>729176434If Igloo Studio doesn't come back for season 2 I probably won't buy it, I'll pirate it, but probably not buy it.
>>729176913>can't give him his tacos/drink/straw/sauce without insulting him after going on a "date">can't open up and hand him a beer (mirrored at the end whenever Robert opens up Mandy's beer)>can't ask him on a date, uses emotional manipulation>can't buy her own movie ticket/popcorn, uses emotional manipulation>can't even bring a lamp or a gift because she wants to try to impress Robert with the Pulse>can't stop turning invisible and attacking innocent people including Roberts 80 year old uncleThe song lyrics really apply to Robert, not Visi. Every line
The bar fight was raw kino>The cuts to Robert being increasingly brutal that starts with stabbing someone and somehow only escalates from there
>>729168912Both are basic bitch choices I want the demon girl or the assassin!
>>729177108yeah but i meant in that moment. It comes across to me, as i already said, more so like she's finally, in that moment, letting the barrier down and relaxing when he tells her to stop the bullshit. It could also maybe not make the wet dream scene seem so random
Shroud is a hero.
>>729177470For sure, if it was a TV show that would be the highest rated episode and people would post the fight scene all the time.
>>729177356yes, she's retarded with the best of intentions and that's why the visiGODS love her. Now you get it.
>*SNNNNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>729177470>>729177606Sneaky highlight of E5 is the bonus scene for Blazer and getting to switch her name over from "Blonde Blazer" to "Mandy". It's a major thematic moment, the barrier between them is now gone and that only happens for her, and it ONLY happens if you choose "Mandy". It adds a profound layer to the poetry between them that simply does not exist if you make other choices. It makes every single moment that comes later in 6/7/8 so much more meaningful. She's Mandy with Robert, not Blonde BLazer.I also really enjoy her sincere respect to his privacy being in the locker room, covering her eyes. A gesture that Visi (playfully) mocks when she enters Roberts house, and something that Robert mirrors again later whenever he walks in on Visi. It's poetry, they rhyme.
>>729168912i wish we could have chosen malevola, flambae or phenomaman instead of these two slags
>>729168912INVISICUNT. I hate her so fucking much holy shit she’s so fucking retarded. Mandy is kind of retarded too but less so.
>>729178512calm down chase
>>729168912Played the first two eps because everybody here shilled this shit so hard.Why does everybody like this again? This game has some of the most millennial/california writing in a game I have seen in the last 5 years
>>729178621Chase would never disrespect Blonde Blazer like some fucking scrub.
>>729178621Chase put his entire life savings in Mandystocks and watching his investment crash and burn is destroying his old heart.
>>729178843>>729177596
>>729178361She's being mindful after she peeked at you during the changing scene.
>>729168912I'll take em both, I'm hardcore.
>>729175127>that lookim going to die alone
>I LOVE CUTENEY, CHASE!!!! I LOVE CUTENEYYYYYYYIII!!!!!!!!!! https://files.catbox.moe/9toe30.mp4
>>729178361>The Blonde Bimbofag desperately attempts to stay relevant as the best scene in the game is completely devoid of her, wow'd by text on the screen being differentYou hate to see it
>>729168912Invisigal always
>>729179631>the best scene in the gameStop right there, Visifag scum.
>>729178369This might fit better than your shitskin racemixing plan. Mexico edition.
>Mandy drops the perfect being like a sack of bricks literally 18 hours after drunkenly kissing some guy she just met at a bar>Surely this won't happen again while I'm with her!
>>729177108>can you be normal for just like, a second?>oh shit, I think I actually can
>>729179730>Bobert if he Latinx
>>729179730Hey it's my main man Roberto
>>729179812now let's not be disingenuous, she dropped phenomaman because he's a weird alien that's only obsessed with blonde blazer, not mandy. she wanted someone who liked mandy.
>perfect beingLMFAO! Phenomafags didn't play this game, didn't read the comic either. Dumpy is a total loser, devoid of emotional intelligence or humanity. He had it coming. Virgins get so intimidated by him, despite the game outright telling you that Robert is more of a man, while stroking your ego at the same time. It's so weird, a video game gives you an incredible power fantasy and you'll turn your nose up at it like a jealous homosexual or cry that you're the one who's been cucked.
>>729180224he's an autistic alien. you don't need to read the comic to figure that out.
>>729180224Dumpy is my bro Mandy and I will not have you disparaging him, expect an email from HR by monday
>>729172634Visi is SEA because the animation subcon comes from there, schizo.
>>729180224You forgot he's an MTG-fan
>>729171290>seething pooskinel oh el
>>729180472Well that and her VA is part Filipina so there's a good chance Courtney is also one.
>>729180224>2 months later get dumped because Mandy needs to "find herself"Don't say I didn't warn you Blazerfag, I tried
>>729180338>Robert, I le heckin hate myself. But like...self help, fren!>beep boop, I talk like a chat bot. I am funny, right?Dumpy sucked ass. There was zero introspection from him whatsoever about his own mistake. You could say the comic wasn't a part of how they depicted him, but it's obvious that's not true. Really disappointed in his character overall. Strong intro in 2 as autist Superman, and then a horrible drop off. The worst Z-Teamer. I've played the game with both Waterboy and Phenomaman and Dumpy really is a complete and utter joke narrative wise>>729180472Sure. Why would anon say she's Venezuelan you think? What about Laura Bailey's grandma being 1/16th Fillipino, is that not good enough explanation of her race anymore for the SEA shitposters? I think the game specifically made her racially ambiguous on purpose. All of you guys can project onto her whatever race you want. It's literally Rorschach Invisigal. I'd laugh my ass off if it turns out she's just a tan 'White' girl or Med/Arab this whole time.
>>729180923Okay incel
>DispatchLiterally just Persona but for white people
>>729180923
>>729181048Yeah, it’s pretty great. Didn’t have to set aside a hundred hours to finish either.
>>729180940There is a certain amount of introspection from P-Man actually. Even if he doesn’t ever really get why she left him, he does eventually stop moping and wants her to be happy, you see him excited to see her and hugging Mandy and Robert together. Dude’s just happy to have people in his life who care about him. A lot of development for the side characters requires some reading between the lines and paying attention to background moments. It’s for sure not a TON, but it’s there.
Courtney sexually assaulting Robert while he tries to get ready for work!
>>729181318Maybe if he said/did something, anything at all that wasn't so fucking beta-male, after insulting Robert to his face in E2, I'd give his tiny amount of scenes more of a chance. Combine his glaring gameplay drawbacks and limitation when combined with Malevola/Punchup based on their stats, it's a no-brainer to choose a Waterboy. Waterboy fits the theme of the Z-Team far more, someone who has never had the chance to be a hero. He makes more of an impact right away in the narrative, he cares more about Z-Team, he's a better support hero on team ups, he's a better hero all around because you can make him do whatever you want to.....he's just genuinely one of the very best parts of the game.So when you contrast how wonderful Waterboy is, with how shit-tier Dumpy is.....
>>729169181I put myself in roberts shoes and I concluded that we all think with our dick sometimes. not that blonde blazer isn't hot but invisigal is the kind of crazy mistake that you make even though you're fully aware that you shouldn't. I also think invisigal makes more sense thematically and narratively, so it was a no brainer.
>>729169272im so fucking horny
>When Robert doesn't ask you if you want to have 12 kids on the first date
>>729180746>calling someone a pooskin>while MADE FOR posting in every thread with female pic in op
>>729182332Crazy how you can see every breath the characters take.>cue The Police
>>729181650>Bro legitimately picked the funny stuttering nerd man rather than try to help a guy find passion and get out of a suicidal depression and is THIS desperate to justify it
>>729182467You can tell Igloo Studio loved working on the game, Adhoc better get them back for the second season.
>>729181650I enjoy Waterboy too, the p-man and Waterboy choice is actually one of the harder decisions to me. But P-Man is pretty cool imo. Dude is a flying win button with low cool down. And he’s not realllly, dissing you in the first meeting. He is legitimately trying to understand how the hell Robert can possibly be who BB has been telling him about. It’s a cool way to get some insight into how BB views Robert, she clearly describes him like he’s this grand heroic figure.
Robert forgives her for doing all of this.
>>729168912>cute brown tomboy or generic white stacythe choice is obvious.
Declining Mandy's date offer. Mandy spying on Robert as his sperm travels up invisible fillopian tubes. Mandy trying to get back with Phenomeman, who is too busy testing his new simic deck with the 5'8 dickpuncher to realize she's asking him out. Mandy adopting three cats.
>>729168912while both them are indeed great, if you can't easily decide between which of the two you prefer, then you're not yet a man who knows what he wants.
Unless season 2 makes it so that you can actually have them both, I'll remain a Mandydandy.
>>729185282>Unless season 2 makes it so that you can actually have them bothit won't. doing the both route in S1 has Mandy back away and tell Robert to make Courtney happy.
>>729185354That's also my read on it, but the ending slide tells you that "it's complicated", so I assume they might go for it.
>>729168912nose ring is automatic 0/10
>>729185578No California company is gonna let a straight white man have his cake and eat it too. It’s a miracle we got what we did, don’t fly too close to the sun Icarus.
Courtney is NEVER ditching the nose ring, and that's a good thing!
>>729171290SAAR FANTASY ISN'T REAL SAAR
>Mandyfags actually think she'll stay with Robert after learning he's a serial public masturbaterIt's only a matter of time
>>729168912
>>729186176>Visifags STILL have to make up bullshit to have any argument
>>729186176Is it really public masturbation if the jerking and busting happens in the mech?
>>729186290There's no shame in itBustin makes you feel good I understand
>>729186176>implying she'll judge a man that was at his worst point in life
>>729186176roasties tend to be huge fucking perverts in private.
>>729186176Nah Mandy isn't some bitchy karen no matter how much you visifags try to paint her as oneShe's a genuinely nice girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss
>>729168912Wow they both look like literal retards drawn by some faggots for an audience of "people" with no taste or testicles.Also good morning, no verification required. I woke up to post this.
flamebae romance update pls n thx....the headpat in the gym was kino.
>>729187176>Genuinely say thank you at the gym>No "Flambae will remember that"The guy is too retarded to let his romance flags get tripped
>>729186927I would agree if it wasn't for her insisting on cutting someone for no good reason.That's a pure bitchy office lady move.
>>729187464Robert it's been literally one day and they haven't improved we need to SHAKE THINGS UPbtw can you talk to me ex for me?
>>729187176I'M A BITCH, MY NAME'S ROBERT
>>729186953All I wanted out of this was for you to look at me the same way you look at Blazer...
>>729187601
>>729187591he is truly /ourfag/
>>729187989>You lock that down, Robert. Cause it's never gonna happen again.Based homo.
>>729171290nigger
>>729169181yeahhhh but she's incredibly hot, would likely have a high sex drive, and is a sub in bed. i'd put up with quite a bit for some of that
>>729168912>leftLiteral murderer>RightMorally upstandingNot sure what the difficulty is? Would you honestly want to date a crazy person with emotional distress disorders?
>>729188246Me?Probably notRobert?Yeah he could handle it
>>729188330Well cape characters are more mentally ill than the trooniest troon so I guess a relationship where you expect domestic abuse and murder makes sense
>>729188246>Literal murdererdidn't kill anyone in my game>Would you honestly want to date a crazy person with emotional distress disorders?no. it's delicious in the realm of fiction though.
>>729188415>didn't kill anyone in my gameI don't think anyone on that team is not a murderer psychoIt's kind of the entire point of the thing
>>729188246A lot of people on /v/ are genuinely terrified of well-adjusted stacies because with them their usual edginess and banter can't hide their social ineptitude. including me
>>729188465somebody who regularly kills people doesn't react to having to plant on a bomb on a hero like this
I thought Robert's ear had a chunk missing from it as an obvious and always visible way to show how hard a life of fighting crime for 15 years was, but then that flashback with Chase happens and shows that his ear has just always been weird
>>729188246>>left>Literal murdererDidn't kill anyone in my playthrough, even if she did they probably deserved it, and Robert can fix her.
>>729188465Croop, Punch Up, and Malevola are the only ones with a murder charge, with Croop being the only first degree
>>729188629it's from an injury he sustained as a kid when the suit's self-defense protocols activated after he tried to sabotage it out of jealousy because his dad neglected him. it's in one of the deluxe edition comics (one that has horrifically bad art).
>>729188629what is it with the Telltale people and superheroes with missing chunks of ear?
>>729188994It's a fairly visible way of showing someone got fucked up without actually messing up their face or impairing their abilities
>>729188525>Inb4 she blows him up again by accident
>>729188629He lost it as a kid.
>>729168912Blonde Blazer.Easiest choice of my motherfucking life.I like tomboys but Invisigal is shit.She's not attractive.She's obnoxious and all her dialogue sucks.She's a self-serving backstabbing bitch.If you picked her, go to therapy.
>>729168912>disgusting smokereasy choice
>>729189247oh she'll blow him alright
>>729171214Yeah, but she fucked you up super hard and shattered your heart in the end, didn't she?
>>729190035Robert sleeps on a patio chair and has been on a murder vendetta for 15 yearsInvisibitch fits him way more
>>729190227WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OFFICE BLOWJOB WOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://files.catbox.moe/wplrvw.jpg
>>729190281>you see what Robert really needs is someone who will make his life worse
>>729190425Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>>729190590Now you're getting it
>>729188506>/v/ is almost unanonimously identifying with InvisigalI am shocked, truly.
>>729168912Easy choice. I pick the mentally unstable woman I want to end up in divorce court with.
>>729190815Well this is a /v/isi board.
>>729190281>visi gives robert nothing for his housewarming party>blazer brings in a fucking couch which is perfect for him since he doesn't even have a bed to sleep onIt's no contest who's the better girl for Robert, she's so thoughtful and considerate it's a wonder how he didn't put a ring on her by the end of the story
>>729191029Her bringing a couch gets a lot more meaning with the comic in mind. Still annoyed that was left out of the game.
>>729168912It's really not.You have to be retarded, suicidal or very emotionally immature to even consider dating Invisigal.
Courtney needy Robby.
>>729191257i can fix her
>>729191029Yeah man, visi only planned the whole thing and brought the plan to save Robo’s superhero career. But she forgot the lamp, what a bitch.
Courtney needs to be cucked.
>>729191375which she promptly ruined by rushing into a trap alone and almost getting chase killedalso where did you get the idea that she was the one who planned the whole party
>>729191375Sure, but she ultimately did it for herself.Because she didn't want Robert to yell at her once he inevitably finds out that she blew up his suit.She's a literal womanchild that operates like a teenager would.
>>729187464The reason was that the team had been fucking around for ages and Robert convinced Blazer that their best shift yet was still not good enough, stressing that there needed to be a change in approach incorporating tough love with the mindset that not everyone will make it.
>>729191343But Robby doesn't need Courtney.
>>729191637>It's Robert's fault that Blazer decided someone needed to be fired after one day of fairly positive results
>>729191650Sure he does, somebodies gotta tank those bullets for him and constantly sexually harass him.
Is there good fetish art of Courtney pregnant yet?
>>729191776It's the team's fault for being complete shitheads, almost to the point of the Phoenix Program being scrapped entirely. Robert only helped Blazer realize that she'd been far too soft on them leading up to this point and that the program wouldn't survive if the bar wasn't raised considerably.
>>729191991Be the change you wanna see in the world.
>>729192087I can't draw very well.
>>729192291If you don't mind cracking open your wallet you could always comm some art, and then share it with the rest of us.
>>729192375If I was that rich, I would do it.Who draws good preggo fetish art? I'd love Preggo Inivisagirl getting her pussy stuffed.
It's a>Robert lets Malevola babysit Beef and everyone else gets super jealous so Sonar makes a Beef tamagotchi-style app that everyone in the branch ends up getting addicted toepisode.It's a>Visi signs up Flambae and Golem to debate Bone Zone as a prank, but after a major fuck up that leaves everyone hospitalised besides those two the debate is the last chance for the Z team to save faceepisode.It's a>Waterboy secretly gets all the bitchesepisode.It's a>Phenomaman daydreams about being a real boyepisode.
>>729194186Waterboy definitely got pussy after the final battle with Shroud. Or cock if he's gay.
>>729194186>>729194258Waterboy gets black pussy exclusively.
>Wut? No speaka da engwish?
>>729195339all my homies hate that bitch Arvo
Opinions on Courtney's nipples?
>>729195634>Be nice to Arvo>Still shoots Clem anywayWhat the fuck was his problem?
>>729197361I want to SMELL them so badly.
>>729197695They look tasty.https://files.catbox.moe/nvpkln.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/339384.jpg
>>729197361You mean the areolas?
>>729168912Just when I thought Dispatch threads died. I played it once and got enough enjoymet out of it to never replay it again.
>>729191472I inferred she planned it from her stating that she told everyone to bring a lamp. Given that the people showing up to the party had intel to share it’s pretty much implied she’s the one who told everyone “hey shake the trees of the underworld for clues, then meet up at Robert’s shit hovel. Bring a lamp.”
>>729199193yes
>>729199830Yeah she orchestrated the party and told Z-Team to bring him shit. She just fucked up underestimating how dumb they can be when she used a lamp as an example of something to bring.
what was she thinking here?
>>729200120>It's so fucking over, I will never come back from this...and then she woke up in bed with Robert!
>>729169474relax, rajesh
>>729172634calm down, pajeet
>>729169181Anyone who disagrees with this is a virgin retard so desperate that even in video games they only have the confidence to pursue broken women.
>>729172634>Nobody knows what color she isDoes it matter? If you have blue eyes you're white. If your eyes aren't blue you're a brownoid no matter how pale your skin is. Courtney is a brownoid, it doesn't matter where she's from. She's obviously half Taiwanese anyway.
>>729202078>Aurelia styled Visi game when
I'm half convinced that the only people who go for Blazer are women who self insert as herAny guy knows that two fuckups coming together to support each other is the ultimate form of romance story this was true in Monster Girl Quest and it's true todayBlazer is a run of the mill Hallmark Channel story about the successful business woman realizing she needs to fall in love with the rugged guy who knows the REAL her over the course of like three days and then they save the Christmas pageant or some shit
>>729168912Agreed. Neither is a virgin and I don't romance used goods.
>>729203387>Any guy knows that two fuckups coming together to support each other is the ultimate form of romance storyPatrician taste.
>>729190618God this version mogs that cover version by generic girly pop singer #847389 that plays all the time now so hard.
>>729203387>I'm half convinced that the only people who go for Blazer are women who self insert as herthat and indians who think that blonde bobs and vagene women are the automatic apex of women.
>>729168912Malevola is the best choice which is why they don't let you romance her. Even still its 65 to 35 Invisigal vs Blue Blazer due to the Mary Ann vs Ginger effect.
>>729204306>Malevola is the best choiceyou literally only like her because of her coombait design. there is zero actual character there and her voice actress is fucking terrible.
>>729204306>Cake or pie?>Ice creamIt wasn't one of the choices you dumb cunt
>>729203387RetardMandy is the perfect wife material who's kind, supportive, nonjudgmental, and willing to help Robert out when he's down on his luck. Girls like her are a slam dunk in real life, you don't run into someone with that many good qualities every day.
>left literally tries to get you killed if you live her tied up in episode 8>right is smart, mature, caring and has a lot more in common with robert
>>729190676i watched this boring ass anime thinking pic related was true but the dumb elf shows absolutely no romantic interest towards him, if anything she's a closeted lesbian who wants to bang his sister
>>729175127
>>729169559>not carrying hershit
Robert's ass belongs to Courtney, she may fondle it whenever she wants and wherever she wants.
>>729204959Like I said, Hallmark Channel woman
Flambert <3333
>>729205389based
>>729175004And here I thought I was the only one who got a JLI vibe from this
>>729203428Stupid fucking frogfag
>>729205342>stable and mature romance = hallmark movieOnly boys still like edgy, emotionally unstable scene girls like visi. Men go for blazer
>>729205675Not hairy enoughFuck fujos
>>729205675>Afghan nigga>talks like a MexicanWhat's the deal with him again?
>>729171214Same, BPD hoes keep ruining men.
>>729203387I can respect an anon that just wants his comfy vn game to give him a no drama trad waifu to relax with as long as he can be respectful that I want my super hero game to have a femme fatale I can bring to the light with and suckle her dark nips.
>>729168912BB sucks Robert's fixk while Invis eats his ass. There, problem solved.
vidya NEEDS more romance with villain girls
>>729168912Giant Red Woman
>>729205880Sure anon but as a romance plotline it's fucking boring with no friction and yes, is EXTREMELY Hallmark movieThe entire game's premise is handling Robert's relationship with the Z-team psychos, and Courtney's romance ties into that while Blazer's really doesn't
>>729207045That's your problem. You think that if a relationship doesn't have drama then it's boring, when in reality a drama-free relationship is healthy and desirable. You can spend your time worrying about what to do on your next date or what to give her on her birthday rather than worrying if she'll punch you in the gut if you say something wrong or keep secrets from you. Blazer's romance is the bedrock of normalcy that Robert needs after he finishes a shift tardwrangling Z-team, Visi only exacerbates the chaos in his life.
>>729173092>>729173172Correct
>>729207484>when in realityIT'S A VIDEO GAMETHE WHOLE POINT OF A STORY HAVING CONFLICT IS THAT IT'S NOT REALITY
>>729207595conflict for the sake of having a conflict isn't good writing, it's just contrivance. Are you the type of person who thinks writing in a breakup plot for the sake of having it is good writing too?
>>729207864Blazer's romance is literally a breakup plot you fucking idiot
>>729207484Surface level is thinking Visi adds to the chaos, take a look at what actually happens over time and you see that Visi is heavily involved in smoothing over Rob’s relationship with the team.
>>729208020Yeah the breakup plot that lasted for the entirety of the intermission between episode 2 and 3 is definitely the focus of the relationship retardAfter episode 4 I don't even think Blazer mentions Phenomaman again
>>729207864I want to see some dumb bitch be conflicted because she gets ordered to strap a bomb to the man she loves I don't give a shit about the subplot where the muscle mommy likes you because you see the REAL Mandy there's no sauce
>>729208335You're free to like whoever you want but that just sounds like you're more interested in the plot rather than the person. Would you still put up with visi if she didn't do that and it's just her personality to be abrasive?
I LOVE CUTENY
>>729208879>Would you like the romance plot if the romance plot just didn't happen?No it's a fucking movie game where things are required to happen for things to be interestingWhy is this such a hard concept to grasp?
I enjoyed Flambae's karaoke
damn this game really washed out fast there's nothing to discuss about it besides which bimbo did you choosemeanwhile TWD or TWAU are still being discussed years later
>>729208976>things are required to happen for things to be interestingsame shitty argument to justify shitty behaviorYou can have a good compelling romance where they aren't actively sabotaging each other, it's a strange concept I know
>>729209016Why didn’t you animate me singing karaoke you biiiiiiiiiIIIITCH
>>729203387>Any guy knows that two fuckups coming together to support each other is the ultimate form of romance story this was true in Monster Girl Quest and it's true today
>>729209090Shit niggaIt was $30I got my money's worth, I enjoyed the writing, liked the characters and was thoroughly entertainedAnd lets be real, no one is still talking about TWD or TWAU, aside from Lee being urban, Punished Kenny being the GOAT, and [GLASS HIM]
>>729209184Yeah they have an entire channel of movies like that on TV, it's very popular with 30-60 year old white women
>>729206017Flambae's personality and voice is based on a stage persona of the voice actor Fahim Anwar. That character is Lance Cantsopolis, a flamboyant dancer with a vauge spanish accent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SePL5Bn9To
Mandy easy
>>729205969Here.
There are visifags in this thread as we speak
>>729168912Why haven't we gotten a season 2 announcement yet?
>>729211556It's Christmas time. Maybe we'll get something after New Years.
>>729211556Because animation is expensive and takes a long time to do rightGod I wish I could cuddle with Mandy after a long work day
>>729175127Why did she just leave without saying anything afterwards?
>>729208896She farts in her sleep btw
>>729210075Imagine the musk
>>729213048Robert...
its actually quite simple. blazer is for marrying and having children with, and visi is for being their practice at raising them. plus she can watch blazer and robert fuck, and clean them up afterwards, and bring them drinks etc. as long as she keeps her chastity belt on of course.
>>729168912"Oh, NO! Who do I choose?! The hypocritical, violent, self-centered cunt who lies to everyone for the entirety of the story and blames her problems on "fate" and other people and others instead of her own actions? Or how about the woman who is clearly lying about why she broke up with her ex to get with Robert.Adhoc and Critical Role really thought they were making the new version of the "Triss vs. Yennever" romance options when both of them FUCKING SUCK.
>>729211453There is literally no reason why Chase hates Visi outside of artificial contrivance to make them have an argument with each other.
>>729207586What a shit voice actress Malevola had.
>>729173374No. The villains are only slightly dumber than the "heroes", the romances are rushed, the comedy is just saying "dick" or "fuck" over and over again (the obsession with dick jokes leans on the fetish side of the writing), the world building is crap, the pacing is both too long for scenes that don't matter and too short for scenes for scenes that do, the character writing is mostly non-sensical bullshit, the ending plot twist with Visi in episode 8 makes no sense, and there's not even remotely enough time dedicated to understanding who Shroud is as a villian.It's smoldering shit. Save your money and buy something that's actually worthwhile, like a TellTale game that actually was good regarding comedy, like Guardians of the Galaxy or the first season of Tales from the Borderlands.
>>729213889or maybe because he was 100% right on his instinct that visi causes trouble which resulted in him almost dying?
>>729214153>or maybe because he was 100% right on his instinct that visi causes trouble which resulted in him almost dying?You are missing the point where he has no reason to believe anything regarding his opinions on Visi outside of feelings. I agree that she's a fucking worthless piece of shit, but there's nothing to Chase that should indicate that he would believe that about her. He literally defends her after the botched donut shop robbert at the end of episode 2.
>>729214221He worked with Shroud when he was with the brave brigade and if you read the comics he even vouched for Shroud before he killed Robert's dad. He learned the hard way that blind trust in shady people can get the people you love killed. He smelled the same bullshit from visi
>>729214428>if you read the comicsOh....."you have to read this story that's not in the game". The bullshit Halo 3/5 argument. >He learned the hard way that blind trust in shady people can get the people you love killed.That still doesn't explain why he has such a distrust of Visi over the rest of the team. >He smelled the same bullshit from visiAh! "A feeling." That's great writing.
>>729214553yeah well there's a thing that people have called a "hunch" and usually it's right when you've been working as a hero all the time. Even disregarding the comics he was always distrustful of Z-team and especially of Invisigal because she joined under mysterious circumstances and was at the bottom of the leaderboard for the longest time until Robert joined. It's not rocket science, you're just choosing to be obtuse about it.
What's each Dispatch girl's favorite Steely Dan album?Blazer strikes me as an Aja girl, whereas Visi is probably into The Royal Scam
I'm still convinced they impulsively cut down Blazer content because it was too "white"
>>729217804>Just finished the game>Mandy weirded out by Robert choking Shroud to death and feeling fucking rad about itBitch I've been doing nothing but say I'm gonna kill him since like episode 2 you had plenty of time to prep for this I'm glad you're gonna be a lonely cat lady
>>729218046Oh sorry didn't mean to reply
>>729171814>they never meet me firstts always confuses me. Does SDN know her real identity? Why would you want people know your real identity specially when you're working with superpowered convicts?
