i am going on an adventure and i require /v/'s strongest potion
Uhhhh.... I have a jug of six month old fermented piss. Will that do?
>>729174276>piss only no poopie>merely six months of fermentationyour not giving your best are you?
JARATE!
>>729174363Anon... the smell alone could gag a goat.
>>729174191*cums into shot glass*bottoms up!
>>729174191Why didn't the merchant just give him a weaker potion?
I have been fortifying my intellect for years over here. These potions give me god-like intellect, strength, and stamina, but the side effects are just as strong. My potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man! You cannot handle my strongest potions.
>>729174469Loss of reputation and trust.
>>729174469He doesnt deal in weakling potions
no, no! none of this will do for I am going into battle, probably, and will require only the STRONGEST of potions.
>>729174191
>>729174191Seeing this pic makes me think he's wearing Saiyan armor
>>729174191I got uuuuuhhhhhhhhh a 5>>729174707I won't patron this
>>729174191Vegeta?
>>729174707this shit is demonicI am praying for your soul
>>729174191This potion turns all of your enemies unvisible and only to you
>>729174191>i am going on an adventure and i require /v/'s strongest potion
>>729174469All his potions were tol sgrong for him, his weakest and strongest.
>>729178493for me, is a percolator, 1 cup of water, 12 scoops of coffee
>>729178493That is some extremely dilute coffee
You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.
>>729178493why do these people enjoy coffee?if you drink more than one cup of coffee a week then the caffeine has caused your dopaime receptors to downregulatethe result is that drinking coffee gives you the "energy and wakefulness" of someone who doesn't drink coffee.
>>729174469He only sold potions for the strongest and the knight was clearly not the strongest he was clearly the weakest.
potion seller is zoombaby slop
>>729178493>and the coffee quality is not far and above other brewing methodsImmediately stopped watching. What a fucking idiot. Immediately announce your stuff is pointless.
>>729180210POTION SELLERI SAYI AM GOING INTO BATTLEAND I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS
>>729180404He's talking about methods like v60s or espresso machines. he's not implying your keurig makes similar coffee
>>729180764He is however, admitting he just does knob turning and liquid pouring to pretend he's doing like Mr. White on the television box and not because he's actually making something exemplary.
>>729180887thisI make fun of coffee snobs because they're spending thousands of dollars performing a pointless ritual to pretend they are smarter than everyone elsekind of like those ""audiophiles"" who couldn't tell any difference between $500 gold cables and a soldered wire hanger.
