Can you watch me Gardevoir while I got out Christmas shopping /v?
>>729175384Sorry, wrong board!! I meant to post this Pokémon thread on >>>/vp/
>>729175384then why did you say /v/
Aye lad, I can handle that for ye.
>>729175384Depends, what gender is it?
>>729175384Me own gardevoir... a fookin cumsock
>>729175465I can tell you were trembling in anger whilst typing this
>meDon't be surprised if we end up having a shaving accident piratanon
>>729175384OP IS A GARDEVOIR?!?!?!?!
What kind of idiot wouldn't take their psychic type christmas shopping?
>>729175384No problem.
>one of the most popular mons without needing to be a shillmon>has recently become shillmon status by Game Freak cause they wised up to its popularity>GF isn't ashamed to go waifumon pandering with Meowscarada and etc>they've made plenty of avenues to continue giving shit to shillmons like Megas, regional variations, regional variation evolutions, and convergent evolutions>Gardevoir still only has the one megaThis on top of Flygon and Milotic not getting megas in ZA makes me think they just hate Hoenn
there we go, now she's festive
>>729177193>noseI implore you to reconsider
>>729175384Why does it have a dick?
>>729177297better?
Sure, I'll go get her something to drink
>>729176771Mega garde z is being saved for zas 2nd dlc wave
I'll teach it Thunder Punch
>>729177597look what you didhow could you
>>729177880Oh no she turned invisible
>>729176771Her mega, shiny and shiny mega look good, many mons with two megas would die for that
>>729175384GARDEVOIR USE THUNDERPUNCH
What do you think would happen if you just walked up to another person's Gardevoir, touched their horn and just started beaming incredibly sappy romance right into their head?You know, bold mental images of the two of you holding hands under the cover of a shared blanket before a fireplace, the two of you sharing a Berry tart, your hand caressing her newly eggnant belly, taking out the family of twelve to an amusement park, etc
Assuming mega garde Z will exist at some point.What type do you think it will be?I'm thinking fire fairy
>>729178793
>>729175384I gave her some snacks while you were gone.
>>729177297Why, she has a huge pointy nose in OP's image.
>>729179021
>>729179221Plap plap plap plap plap plap
>turns out pokemon animalfuckers are esl third worlders subhumansWhy do browns love zoophilia so much?
do people really do christmas shopping a day before christmas eve
>>729179556I pass through a transit mall on my way home and I haven't seen it this busy in a LONG time.
>>729179556we only have so many days of mince pies before it's on to easter eggs anon
>>729175384pokemon like beer, right
>gardevoir gives you that smilewhat do?
/v/ is a mouse board
>>729180661whatever she wants
>>729180661Sex
>>729180661Give her at least 14 children.
>>729180661get raped
>No gardevoir Z in the DLCbut you told me he was a shillmon....
>>729180950Life-sized plush is more important than a second mega
>>729175384GARDEVOIR USE TELEPORT
>>729179016Fairy/Steel, leaning in the direction of Princess Knight
>>729175384give her a hot dog
I love Gardevoir bros.
>>729181787Post more gardevoir handholding.
>>729175384shes so beautiful (ಥ﹏ಥ)
>>729182582
>>729182773>>729182820>>729182856>>729182889>>729182941>>729182975Made for cuddling, headpats, kissing and handholding.
>>729181787>large breastedexcellent
>>729183220
wouldnt having a partner that can conjure black holes be very dangerouslike what would happen when you eventually piss her off in a couple's spat
Uhhh what's it doing
>>729184824How would you piss off a Gardevoir enough to even get to that point? You'd probably deserve it.
>>729180661>>729180793>>729183323>>729184618literally, LITERALLY, best romance story ever written
>>729175384sure thing, chief
>>729175384>tfw i'm not her
>>729177783>>729178080this was a fun build in gale of darkness pvp
>>729179016psychic dark to cater to its destructive potential. gallade will be fighting dark
>>729176771She doesn't need more than her Mega form or Choice Specs.
>>729177309Couldn't find a dawn stone
>>729175384I do love a good Garde.
>>729180661This looks more human than the original design from RSE.
>>729180661Often when pets smile it's because they are trying to suppress the need to vomit so I'd assume she was carsick and throw her so I don't have to clean my car
>>729180661>fans whine about Garde fans wanting to fuck it for years>They try and reason it's just cool and "Sirknight" as a name illustrates that>Gamefreak puts out an official animation of a man with a Gardevoir girlfriendTPC...
>Christmas shopping 1 day before Christmas
Yes, I'll gladly watch her as I am an expert in psychic types, like my hypno
>>729184886That's a male Gardevoir btw
>>729175384Whops! We accidently fell in love and now we are getting pokemarried. This is why you never let another man watch your Gardevoir alone.
>>729175465YWNBAJ
>>729185629you shouldn't tickle your pokemon, it lowers their ATTACK and DEFENSE
>>729189506hot
>>729190049They attach themselves to literally any female>T. Ivy fan from deadlocked
>>729175384>me Gardevoirfine fine but she better be fixed n all vatdont want er pissin on me telly
>>729190049trans? no. agp? undoubtedly
Cool, a free Pal, time to put it on a 9-5 workshift.
I'm still damn near aghast that they went so full-throttle with waifumon appeal that she got her own romantic poketoon short and a life-sized plush. Never in a million years did I expect them to cater to such beautiful degeneracy.
>>729191224there's a boy locked inside that suit
>>729191224they knew they were losing their older fans because the games are terrible so they had to pivot
>>729191273Tranny, please. It's pathetic. Whatever you are trying it's not working. You are a joke. No wonder your parents never loved you.
>>729190049The natural fate of any character, fandom, or community that doesn't bully the invaders out of their spaces before the rot sets in.
He took his boxers off right in front of her...
>>729191224Where are her accessories? Do you not love her?
>>729191392AI response? What a strange post
>>729191902Oh, that explains that one image.>>729191914Not my image, anon. I could hardly afford her anyway. I don't think I could be trusted to have one, either.
Are there any other (attractive) pokemon for people into being mind controlled?
>>729193189Espeon
>>729193189Meowstic. Mew. Jynx. Delphox. Gothitelle. Medicham. Indeedee. Latias.Anything that looks feminine and is also psychic type or can outright learn hypnosis without being psychic, though not sure what pokemon those might be
>>729193189https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hypnosis_(move)>Assuming you aren't into quadrupeds>Spinda>Milotic>Mismagius>Gothitelle>Only if their parents could use hypnosis>Braxien>Espathra>Only if they had a tutor>MewA surprisingly short list. You'd expect every psychic type and most ghost types to be able to do it, but instead it seems mind controllers are a very exclusive club, unless there's another move you think could work like mind control.
>>729193690Ninetales, Milotic, and Mismagius aren't psychic but can learn hypnosis to add onto that
Pokemon can't consent, so if you get molested by a gardevoir, it's your fault.
>A wild Muk appeared!>Muk used Gunk shot!
>>729194105Gardevoir x muk is a great pairing. I wish I was a muk so bad.
>>729193992Ever heard of the harkness test?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWzjlSUaYg
sex with pokemon
>>729178789>another person's Gardevoirinstantaneous dissolution at the subatomic level
>>729193189Persian and Ponyta/Rapidash are the only ones not mentioned yet that I'd like to add.>>729193828>>729193875>MismagiusMisdreavus is sexier
>>729178789Your mind would blank out and you'd wake up 500 miles away having forgot you ever saw her.
Refute this.
>>729194531Why do I want what's in this image so bad...
>>729194884The pokemon - trainer relationship doesn't need to be anything more. The best trainers are the ones who focus on winning battles and don't lose track of that by getting overly attached.
>>729195068>don't lose track of that by getting overly attached.I thought a strong bond was canonically a huge part of making the best trainer/Pokemon team.
>>729176771She has a really cool Paradox form
>>729194884>Not shown: The Zoroark desperately trying to get in his pants at any moment.
What if you got a gardevoir but she has extreme abandonment issues and throws a colossal fit if she loses sight of you for 5 seconds?Would you snuggle her to sleep every night?
>>729195167Canonically, Paul crushed Ash almost every time they battled.
>>729195215It's too robotic and mixed with Gallade, don't know why they went that route. Obviously I get that's the point of the future paradoxes but still, they could have gone the past version instead
>>729191224She fucking won. She won so goddamn hard. Not only is she THE waifumon, she is the OFFICIAL waifumon. All other waifumons fall to their knees in her presence.
>>729194924you need to get a trainer first
What would a past paradox gardevoir even look like?And what would you call it?Silken gown?
>>729195647>mixed with GalladeThat's the point, at some point in the future Gardevoir and Gallade converge into that thing for efficiency. Its one of the few interesting takes on what would happen to Pokemon in the far off future
Why is this faggot bringing up the ashime in a Gardevoir thread
>>729196875>All those comics of a trainer learning the hard way that their Mega Evolved Gardevoir is, in fact, not shy and demure when mega evolved.
>>729197006this anon must be a gardevoir because she thinks we know who she's talking about. fucking psychics
>>729197006It's better source material for gardevoir than the games.
>>729196532Smartass
>>729197130No it's absolutely fucking not. Nothing from the ashime is good source material. Serene isn't even the same fucking character at all.
>>729194304See ya
>>729197246
>>729197235That generation is absolute ass. Only the original run, gen 4, and gen 7 are good.
>>729197272>crazy yandere gardefucking cringe. sweet motherly garde is better by an order of magnitude.
>>729197195but did i make you smile?
>>729197438It's all the same garbage. Self inserting spics like you look at the ashime where Pikachu can bring down an Onix with thunderbolt and tell me that it's better source material than the games, get fucking real also go back to your general on /vp/ faggot.
>actually using the word ashimeProbably the most pathetic kind of pokemon people I've ever seen. Even genwunner is higher in my eyes.
Mwee
>>729198391Found the butthurt ashime mutt out of containment.
>retard thinks I'll give him a (You)>>729198423Damn, that's super cute. I wonder if the sitting cutie is worth it.
>>729196875Why didn't this artist ever make any art of Gardevoir finally fucking him?
>>729198896defeats the point
I don't like Gardevoir. It's just a breastless woman in a wedding gown. What an inspired design. What's next? A man in a suit? And the mega adds a tie. Get the fuck outta here, that's not a Pokémon.
Wedding gowns are erotic though
>>729198423how do they make something so smol
>>729198962Point be damned, that's a hot style and I wanna see her hole filled.
>>729199276She's just born that way.
>>729199085>It's just a breastless woman in a wedding gownI'm hard
>>729199276Made for hugging and kissing that tiny green head.
>>729187420>get reborn as a waifumon in mystery dungeon and not a fighting or steel typeActually be depressing.
>>729197485But she’s all those things you want so long as you don’t fuck up
I think a Gardevoir would 100% enjoy wearing a collar and leash. It does not matter if she's a psychic type and could talk with you and be mentally capable to do taxes, she will use those big grippers to give you her collar and plead to take a walk
>>729199085>What an inspired design.Back in gen one we had such inspired designs such as a bunch of eggs, a snake, a turtle, a cat, a crab, and a caterpillar. Humanoid Pokémon have been a thing since the start and Gardevoir is a much better design than a fuck ton of the other ones.
Speaking of grippers
>>729200163its smart enough to have kinks, i agree
>>729200298they really are beyond compare
Holding hands with Gardevoir
>>729175384Would you train a gardevoir that another trainer skeeted on?
>>729201431unlikely. both that trainer and that gardevoir would be dead if that happened.
gardevoir remains best critter pet wife
>>729202960yes
>>729175384Sure but it's rape time...for you
>>729175384Still watching... really need to blink... so dehydrated... nose itches... bathroom... someone please kill me...
>>729204908the instant you close your eyes she will attack
>staring contest with gardevoir>gets closer every time you blink like a weeping angel>non-stop babymaking if she catches you
>>729204908Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. She is fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck.
ban this dogshit thread and move it to /vp/ aka the dump
>>729205597No.
I'm more into large breasted Kirlias
>>729205456>80 base speed>no trick roomeh, gardevoir can just hypnosis. and dream eater. well that's still scp material.
>>729184824Your fault for not raising a Modest Garde
Imagine the pregnancy
you must only choose one
>>729184824>wouldnt having a partner that can conjure black holes be very dangerousblack holes? said partner forms an empathic bond with you anon, that's way more dangerous. that thing literally reads your mind and acts accordingly. if you evolved a gardevoir you're already compromised.
>>729206323Jolly cus size difference makes me cum.
>>729206323I like Bashful
>>729206323modest or mild, personallybut i'd like to think you could have a very comedic scenario with serious>the perverted trainer>the chaste and serious garde>trainer constantly trying to lewd his chaste garde with various outfits and such>reluctantly humors him in order to get anything productive done
>>729206323Bashful is my wife and Jolly is our daughter. Calm can be my wife's mother. (second wife)
>>729206323Pokemon looking different depending of their nature is such an amazing idea, why don´t we have this yet?Also Rash, literaly the coolest
>>729207243Same reason we don't have anything good, Nintendo is lazy and retarded and the idiot fanbase buys and depends any and all slop they put out.
>>729206323LONELY SINGLE GARDEVOIRS IN YOUR AREA, CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE
>>729206323I recognize that artist so whichever one has the biggest cock
>>729205529What do you guys think of Wally's cut Pokemon from the RSE leaks? We got Gardevoir instead
>>729209524she looks like a steenee that hasn't been watered
>>729209524Garde is so much better it's not funny.
>>729175384It honestly boggles my mind that she still isn’t playable in Smash
>>729193189How did no one mention Salazzle? She releases pheremones that make males do whatever she serve her. It canonically also works on humans.
>>729210095How would she react to seeing pure and innocent love between a Pheromosa and her trainer being cute together?
>>729210459Cute girl > lizard.
>>729210459Because that's a fucking lizard.
>>729210459>(attractive)I thought it was obvious.
>>729210537I gotta imagine grabbing an exoskeleton is both a strange sensation and potentially dangerous to the bug.
>>729208276This but unironically. Probably mild.
It's a real shame there isn't a whole lot of bdsm gardevoir being "trained" by her trainer. Feels like it's an obvious route to take.
>>729210558>>729210569>>729210583Didn't know I wandered into normieville.
>>729210693>normieFucking normalfag.
>>729210784Oh yes I'll write normalfagvilleFucking retarded downie.
>>729210693Way to deflect from the fact your waifu is ugly.
>>729210817Fit in or return to from whenst you came.
>>729210857>He says while posting that shit
>>729210648because most people don't understand that bdsm is usually done for the benefit of the submissive
>>729210929Banette is cute. Salazzle looks like a bald hooker.
>>729211049That art is fucking hideous
>>729175465You lost
>>729199730I'd much rather be a pokefucker's stay-at-home waifu than a battler.Imagine the Psychic-induced migraines. FUCK that shit.
>>729211754I'd kill myself if I was reincarnated as a female anything. FUCK that shit.
>>729211754Imagine your husband was someone like you though
>>729211942i dunno how i'd feel about it. but it probably wouldn't matter as i know i'd definitely catch my pokemon in pokeballs
>>729211942That wouldn't be bad. I like me. Me is nice.
>>729210693Cute girl > lizard.
>>729210459>>729210693>>729210929>Salazzle loverMy nigga.
>Pokemon only produce eggs>even when they aren't the same species>human+pokemon also produces an eggHow?
>>729212364arceus designed pokemonkind to mimic her having children with a human
>>729211942I'm not sure what my ideal husband would be like. Probably would spend a lot more time thinking about it if I ended up a gardevoir whether I keep my dick or not.
>>729212364Do they make human women lay eggs?
>>729212523It produces an egg, nobody has to lay it.
>>729212364It has never been confirmed that humans don't lay eggs in the pokemon universe.
>>729212545I don't believe that
I'm glad pokemon aren't real otherwise I'd do nothing but catch pokemon and rape them into submission.
>>729212560Didn't the Pokemon world have real animals at one point too? I remember an asian elephant being namedropped, you're telling me concepts of live birth or placental mammals don't exist there?
>>729212670The alternative is skitty pushing out an wailord egg. I don't think pokemon sex works anything like normal sex. It's got to be stork logic or something.
>>729212732I will not be taking any of that into consideration because egg laying is hot.
>>729212732Real animals got retconned hard in gen 3.
>>729212675It's not rape if it's a gardevoir. Or rather they would rape you.
>>729212793Reminder that pokemon canonically shrink down to fit in the balls. It's not a stretch to assume they can grow big either.
>>729212732It was definitely that way early one, especially when you see just regular fish and shit in the anime. But they sort of just quietly dropped the idea as time went on and more pokemon were made as real life parallels.
>>729175384Demoman is that you?
>>729206323Modest
>>729213159I'm pretty sure pregnancy doesn't look like that...
>>729176212If you want your present for someone who can read your mind to be a surprise, the only way is to buy it alone and then get so shitface drunk that you can't remember what you bought.
>>729213180I mean if it's an egg I could see it. I prefer more normal looking preg though.
>>729213180She's not pregnant yet
SecretGarde on her way to the ffm threesome.
You mind taking this to >>>/vp/? worthless faggot.
>>729213504>You get to fuck Gardevoir>You have to fuck DianthaHow many of you would take it?
>>729213504Best champ with best pokewaifu.
>>729213605Diantha may be old but that's like asking if someone would fuck Dame Helen Mirren. Yeah, I would, if just for the story.
>>729213771Diantha is 25 in ZA, how young are you to see 25 as old?
>>729213820This lady is 60+
>>729213845>yo this 20 year old is a 60+ hag fr frdear god, you kids are "cooked"
>>729213820The ages of anime girls are never correct. Diantha's hair is greying and she has grandchildren.
>>729213729>>729213845>get gardevoir and Diantha at the same timeLife is good.
>>729213909>source: my fetish for old people (20 year olds)ok "bruh"
>>729213909Cynthia is in her 40s.Diantha is younger than Dawn is since XY takes place about 16 years after DPP.
>>729213982It goes the other way too. Kawakami looks a lot younger than the story says she is.
>>729213845>>729213934>get into a relationship with the most gorgeous champ>her beautiful mon also wants youLiving the dream
>>729210459shes hard to get
>>729214318>canonically takes males of other species for herselfWell worth the effort.
>>729214528>reverse haremsVile.
>>729175384Sure, I need to do some Christmas shopping too and I need a driver.
>>729215015>Ha ha!>They said I could never teach a Gardevoir to drive!
>>729214869That's just nature, anon, who are you to tell wild pokemon how to live their lives? But that is the major reason why I hatched mine so that she would rely on me and only me.
>>729215141You can't. No, using telekinesis to move the car isn't driving. That's cheating and against the rules of the road besides.
>>729215141
>>729215363>a Gardevoir named Akira
>>729215334If it moves, it's fine by me. No one can tell.>>729215363Actually kind of sick.
>>729178793>>729179021>>729179221AAAHHHH
>>729215334then you leave me no choice
>>729206323Normal Gardevoir horns are already impractical, imagine trying to do anything with one whose horn is a fucking knife that sticks out a whole foot in front of its body
>>729215573Now I wanna see Ralts as a baby trike and Kirlia as a bike.
Stuffing my male gardevoir full of beauty pokeblocks until he grows K cup tits.
>>729215279Soooo fucking sexo
>>729216086>>729216162>>729216197I don't get it.
>>729216251Neither do I but I presume it's a fortnite dance
>>729216251it's just a reference to pokken
>>729216287Is she any good in Pokken? I love the fact they added her at all, much better character than the stupid fox.
>>729216802Gardevoir + nun = me cum
>>729197246>277H-.. How many?
>>729217112Uh... For Gardevoir it's 476 in my Pokemon X Human folder, 184 in my male folder, 1376 in my female folder. A couple doujins laying around. Also the SFW stuff in various side folders.
>>729217217My knees.. They're bending on their own, i-..i kneel
>>729217217>184 in my male folder>male folderwhat kind of males?
>>729217217I don't know what's more based, your post or that image of a cute Gardevoir in a bra.
>>729217625ones with their dicks out, what did you expect?
>>729217625(fe)males
>>729213504>limited edition sweetsThe ashime is so fucking retarded.
>>729219052What do you mean? Lots of boutiques/patisseries will have small runs of special products, and that's before getting into limited time licensed promos.
>>729219194Oh, don't respond. He's fishing for a (you) with a dipshit comment using that dumb word.
>>729219293that's plausible I suppose
>>729175465I don't know why you even do this. It never works, and everyone on the modteam knows that /vp/ is not a containment board, so you're not gonna be able to twist their arms to make Pokemon threads disappear from /v/ either.What a useless post.
>>729219194>>729219293The deranged hoops that Ashfags jump through to justify the stupid shit in their anime is mind numbing.
>>729219345See what I mean?
>>729219817It takes all sorts I suppose
>>729221841YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE A HUMAN MALE OVER ME???? YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
>>729217217flat gardevoir sex
>>729213845This lady canonically got creampied so (you) can date her hotter loli daughter.
>>729223170
>>729205529Wally kinda looks like he has a distant Gardevoir ancestor
>>729223170>>729227146What is the least gay way to not cuck a Gallade? I dislike penises but he's a cute lad and I'd hate to see him suffer
>>729175384
>>729213549>>729175465>Frothing retard with low-functionng autism>Sees that pokemon has a containment board (due to high traffic)>Makes up imaginary rules in his head>Flies into a screeching rage when anyone "breaks containment" and unknowingly violates his autistic rules>... EVERY time someone makes a thread about pokemonIf you had any self awareness you'd realize how pathetic this is.
>>729212364Daycare keeps saying that eggs come out of fucking nowhere, but not the pokémon babies. Maybe some pokémon live births and then Magic up a egg to protect the baby.
>>729175384How come Gardevoir is one of the best design woman Pokemon? Like we are laready in Generation 9 and nothing comes even close to her.
Why have you rejected your humanity?
>>729229819I have an inkling it's the same person posting about "uncslop" and replying to every old vidya thread to go to /vr/. Hell it might even be the same anon on /tv/ replying to every capeshit and star wars thread with "grow up". Interesting behaviour either way.
>>729209524I'm thankful they went with Gardevoir's final design. That one looks a bit odd.
>>729230738I don't wanna go through a dating app for human interaction>Just go to a bar bro!!!That doesn't even work anymore because dating apps exist so it stopped being socially acceptable to look for a date at the bar. No woman goes to a bar alone / with her friends to look for a man anymore.>Just got to a night club broAside from being too old for that now, I also don't like these places, and it's also fucking dumb that this is basically the only place to encounter a potential partner. Massively limits you to only a certain type of person.>Just get a new hobby and go to a group event broThis is actually good advice, but only because it gets you a new hobby that helps with social interaction. But chances are that all women at these kinds of places are already taken. You're also limited to a small pool of people (usually around a dozen), so if you hobby group just doesn't have any women who are also look you're fucked. Also, if you're going into a hobby just to get a GF you're doing it for the wrong reason and you will have a miserable shit time and probably get exposed as a faker too>Just go to the gym bro?Could work. But runs into all the same problems as the previous options.>Just be born into a community where you would have grown up with you childhood sweetheart like it nearly 99% of the human population did before modernityThis is the real solution. The average person just isn't supposed to find a partner in the totally arbitrary population of literally everyone who lives within 50 miles of you. People are supposed to be born into communities of like minded people and find a partner there. Ideally someone you grew up with. This creates a very stable relationship that is founded on years of history with each other and the knowledge that you share the same values. Only a small percentage of people should find partners in other communities.But the world doesn't work like that anymore, and it's not like I can go back and be born somewhere else.
>>729231972M8 I just wanna shag a gardevoir
>>729232468Don't we all.I'm more of a Lopunny guy myself.
>>729230738Human women are cancer and they should be enslaved pets like pokemon women
>>729231972>People are supposed to be born into communities of like minded people and find a partner there.Yeah I've always thought the same, too.Granted, you're not guaranteed to find someone even then, but the situation would make it a whole lot easier and likely to find someone.
>>729229480Catch a wife for him. Duh.
Okay now post her pregnant
>>729232775That's literally how it's been for 99% of all human history.Even if you were unlucky and you couldn't find someone you could at least go out and find the other unlucky people in other communities. At least that makes it a whole lot easier because you know who you're looking for.
>>729232771Pokémon aren't enslaved. In fact gardevoirs are more likely to enslave YOU
>>729175384>me Gardevoirdamn scots, you ruined scotland
>didn't even look anything up about gardevoir or pokemon>gets this on the recommendationsuhm
I still remember when Gardevoir was part of the amorphous egg group and how /vp/ celebrated when it became human type.
>>729233897Youtube creeps me out when it does that.
>>729234248next they'll start appearing with visible breasts
>>729234465Better fuckin not
Why is basically all gardevoir porn terribly off model shit? They just make her a human with a wig 99% of the time.
>>729179221>*3D Makai playing in the background*
>>729234549Women are just better with breasts
>>729234940We’re talking about gardevoir, a pokemon, not women
>>729234549That's lewd fan art in general
>>729234995gardevoir is a human-like egg group humanoid so people treat them like human, genius
>>729235079
>>729180661Deep, loving kiss.
>>729234995You mean the humanoid elf thingy wearing a dress? How could anyone think of that as a human.
>>729234995the answer is selective breeding and genetic engineering
>>729235074>>729235248>>729235321Okay, still not a human
>>729234530if they keep getting into human pants they will
>>729233897>>72923439390% of /v/ threads are inspired by youtube videos or twitter threads.im probably undershooting.
>>729235586Nigger, elves aren't human either but people want to fuck those too.Anyone who genuinely has a problem with people want to fuck a Gardevoir are just being pearl clutching puritans.
>>729235586exactly. i want her to be human enough to understand she's not human
>>729234549but gardevoirs are humans with a wig. lots of fighting and psychic type are that. I'm starting to think they're just people wearing costumes as an excuse to participate in pokemon battles.
>>729235079>>729235180that's a really sleepy cat.
>>729235586Arceus had sex with a man, in human forn, to given birth to Palkia and Dialga whom later took on their pokemon forms.Dialga became the father of Pokémon and Palkia the mother of humans. Because each sibling had their preference.
>>729236036They have three fingers and no feet so they're more like humanoid aliens. They probably don't even have nipples so you couldn't even call them mammals.
>>729235875Are you even following the conversation? No one’s arguing you shouldn’t, the problem is people drawing her horribly off-model with tits and a curvy figure when she looks nothing remotely like that>b-but she’s like a humanExcept she isn’t human
>>729236445>horribly off-modelDoesn't matter unless you are autistic. Porn does not have to be on model 100% of the time and anyone that cries about something being off model is a retard. Pokemons ain't real so if a nigga wants to slap fat tits on them it's his right.
>>729236445Anon stop being autistic trying to "reason" why people draw the female looking thing with big tits. There is no logic behind it that would satisfy you. I already explained it in my first post. Women are better with tits.
>>729236576>Doesn't matter unless you are autistic.Of course he's autistic, he can't imagine why someone would represent something differently than the concept in his head. It's blue arms all the way down.
>>729234549because we are horny and want sexy pokemon
>>729236328How did Palkia become the mother of humans when humans already existed so that one would be Palkia's father?
>>729236671>It's blue arms all the way down.
>>729234549i do like on model, but i dont mind off model either since it's interesting to see how different artists take their artistic libertiesi think the ideal is a good tasteful middleground, but again, it's just a preferencei like them all
>>729236576At that point you’re not actually attracted to gardevoir, just an idealized version. Might as well be an entirely different pokemon for all it matters
>>729180661Hug
>>729236328What's the name of the Pokemon who looks like he's tired of this shit.
>>729237037>At that point you’re not actually attracted to gardevoirWhat about niggas that can into both on and off model? What about people that aren't autistic retards that are only attracted to one incredibly specific thing? Your brain doesn't function correctly. >an idealized versionPokemon aren't real, all versions of them are idealized.
>>729237406Delcatty?
>>729237580Thanks. I forgot and thought it was some weird Eevee form at first.
>>729236752Same way Palkia is the mother of humans despite being born one and having one as a father. Effort.
>>729237778To be fair, its the most nothingmon of all time
>>729176771No. They just hate masuda(and by extension hoenn).Remember, he worked on gen III-VI, then they said he was "forming a cult of personality, and breaking from the direction of the series".Is it any wonder everything afterwards has been mostly trash?
>>729180661Literally anything that she wants to do. Yes even the expensive restaurant dinner.
>>729176771>GF isn't ashamed to go waifumon pandering with Meowscarada and etcI genuinely wonder to what extent people at gamefreak or TPC or whatever are into the e621-type side of the fandom. they obviously know about it. imagine being a porn artist and having someone involved with pokemon jerking off to your work. that's gotta be a real honor.
>>729239915I wait for the day they hire someone like Raita to do their artwork
>>729176771gardevoir is practically a category of pokemon by now.
>>729231164Barneyfag but without the GR15
>>729234549>why do people who make pornography draw female characters like sexy women?Are you retarded or something?
>>729234549They don't like Gardevoir, just the theme.So they make a hot woman with a gardevoir cosplay.It is what it is.At least it's hot.
>>729236328ruby collects female pokemon and sapphire collects male pokemon
>>729195215>literally the only good future paradoxhow does she do it bros
>>729243342>gatekeeping gardevoirs
>>729244418It's not hard to be a better design than glamrock jigglypuff or metaldonphan.
>>729175384>Blatantly ESL-monkey OP>Pokefucker post>370+ postsWhat happened to this place
Gardevoir a shit. Espeon a best
>>729246393i dislike the fact that this place is just stealth /int/ offshoot too, anon, but /v/ is a pokefucker board. if you don't coom to pokemon, you don't belong here.
Gardevoir should have been playable in smash
>>729234248Sword and Shield single-handedly killed the Gardevoir/Muk ship
its time
