Why did none of you cunts tell me this is a kino game?
Ah shit anon found out, shut it down, SHUT IT DOWN
>>729183497If you're too stupid to find gems like this on your own, you don't deserve to play them in the first place.
>>729183651How about you recommend me a game similar to this with as much soul, anon.
>>729183759there’s an indie game inspired by PE that’s in the works currently.45 Parabellum Bloodhound
>>729183759Koudelka
>>729184706>>729184831Thanks
Parasite Eve is my favorite RPG. It doesn't have the best characters, story, writing, pacing, anything. But it's the best in my heart. There's just something about it I absolutely adore. The source material is good too, but the game just does something for me. Maybe one day I'll finally play 2. I'm never touching Third Birthday.
>>729183497everyone praises it you fucking zoomer newfag
The sequel is better in just about every way.
>>729183759Fear Effect
>>729183497Grim Beard made a video on it that's free of political brainrot. i had a weird lucid dream after i watched it last year where it blurred together with Mizzurna Falls in this snowy urban setting, it was kino
>>729185815dont listen to this its mustard gas
>>729185870Don't care, stopped watching that faggot years ago.
>>729183497every square game was, even the shit ones were still kino in some way
>>729185815>parasite eve turned into generic resident evil is better in everywaynu SE target audience right there. Unironically off yourself.
>>729183759Parasite Mutanthttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3983000/Parasite_Mutant/Made for zoomers by zoomers trying to copy a game that was made before they were born.Perfect for (You), anon.
>>729185815Not even remotely close.
>>729187178holy fuck fucking braindead zoomers
>>729183651But he did find it in his own, that's the whole point of this thread.
>>729187178seething unc
>>729183497Eh its ok. The combat is neat but every single character talks like an exposition dumping nerd and it does that stupid super metroid shit where it permanently locks you into to the final area if you progress too far. It could really use a remake.
literally just started playing this todaywhy teh fuck did square not keep this semi-action combat? Even if it's ATB limited on actions having to actually dodge attacks is a lot more engaging than anything FF ever offered
>>729185815Truth.
It drags a bit at the end but yes good fucking game
>>729185815100% absolute undeniable truth.>>729183497If you liked that one, the second one is ten times as kino.
>OP just found out about Parasite EveFuck
>>729183651You don't own the game, stop trying to claim ownership when you can't even sketch basic shapes. Faggots like yourself who have ZERO creativity and have never created anything worthwhile then proceeds to gatekeep is only making the industry worse, you're part of the problem, not some clueless who discovered an old classic when he wasn't even born. In fact games are being preserved both physically and in our consciousness because information are being shared, keeping it a secret will be the death of many of these classics.
>>729184706>.45 Parabellum BloodhoundYou're not supposed to be spoonfeeding people like this.
uncslop
>>729188365>>729184706Looks awful, visually I mean. It's that PS1 aesthetic but far grainier and shittier than actual PS1 games.There's also Parasite Mutant, pic related, but it's by chink devs using AI.
>Parasite Unc
>>729187178>Chinese developerTo nobody's surprise
>>729185029>It doesn't have the best charactersYou shut your goddamned whore mouth
>>729185029>Maybe one day I'll finally play 2.I unironically believe that PEII is worse than 3rd BirthdayThe story is just as shit and disrespectful to the original, just in different ways.At least 3B actually plays like what you might imagine a PE sequel would play as.
>>729187596underage transsexual gamer
>>729183759Play any squaresoft game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWzjlSUaYg
>Arcana Heart 3 LOVEMAX SIXSTARS!!!!!! has been installed
>>729183497its unfortunately incredibly short for a square RPG
>>729188745All of the music in the trailers sounds bad too.
Aya runs so fucking slow. They could have doubled her run speed and she'd still be sluggish.
>>729183497Wait until you play part 2 and Dino crisis 1 and 2>>729183651>op stupidWhat do? Same old.
>>729183759Hard to find one exactly similar. Koudelka has a dark atmosphere and Legend of Mana has the same composer. If you want something weird that also has Christmas themes, try Linda Cube. Fifth gen has a huge variety of interesting RPGs
>>729183497unironic uncslop
>>729187980Because it sucks and is suited to only controlling one character.
>>729191047Congratulations on the most retarded post in the thread.
>>729187980It wasn't fun. When you're not watching cutscenes, you spend more time running around in circles waiting for a gauge to refill than you spend actually fighting. PE2 is the only good game in the series
>>729193348I can skip 3B's cutscenes.I can't skip PEII's shitty RE-knockoff gameplay
>>729187980They did , it's called vagrant story
>>729187980>>729193813FFVII Remake's combat system is fundamentally the same system as well
>>729193813This game has overflowing amounts of sovl but it is a bitch to play
>>729193813>>729194056You're both very stupid.
>>729194184They're not fundamentally retarded like you, however
>>729187596You will never own a house
>>729194224I'm not the one that sees a green wireframe and thinks "THEY'RE THE SAME THEY'RE THE SAAAAAME"Anyone that's actually played them will tell you that PE and VS are nothing alike.
The game gets brought up every Christmas. You'd have to be retarded to miss it.>>729187178I think I'm putting my money on Parabellum being the better game.
kino of your trans....
>>729183613DOOMP EET
>>729194480Everyone compares VS to PE and yes they are similar systems, Captain AutismVS is literally building off of PE's system, yes it has unique mechanics but that doesn't make it a wholly different system.
>>729187907Nigger, how many times has a remake actually been as good as or better than the original?The Resident Evil is the closest we've ever gotten.
>>729183497I knew it was kino since its release but didn't get around to playing it until a couple of years ago.
>>729194785Where's the ATB bar in Vagrant Story?
>>729194965Do you think wire dome and ATB are the only features of PE's combat?
>>729183497it was a big deal when it released in 1998. I am of the mindset that Final Fantasy 7-9 would be literal perfect games if it had the PE system of fights.
>>729183497this is a kino gamethere
>>729196349The PS1 FF games have better combat than PE.
>>729196825>screen transition from 2D background to 3D worldFirst this creates a noticeable loading screen in and out of battle which is an annoyance in a system that already has a lot of loading screens. But second, it creates an odd situation where you have two "canon" viewpoints of the same characters and situations (one 2D background and one 3D) and neither line up. So why NOT just make it all in a single screen?Second: you can move around. Why are Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, standing still like retards? The "3 dudes in a row" genre, acts like the battle is happening as it's being shown while retaining silly abstractions at the same time.In PE, there's REAL active combat while still having a bar that fills up, while keeping it all in the same screen. PE was looking forward, FF7-9 were rehashing the same thing that was already out dated in the SNES era.
>>729183497>the first movie game
A remake would never be able to capture the comfy ambience of Christmas in Manhattan during the late 90s.
>>729183497The daniel FMV at the end of the game is one of the single most kino things i've ever seen
>>729199787That shit was so cool it caught me off guard.
