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Have you ever written an essay or done a school project about video games? Be honest, anon
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I'm from that generation when games and anime were not socially acceptable, so no. But I reckon there is nothing stopping gen Z from doing it nowadays.
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>>729190919
this can't be real
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>>729190919
In 2012, I wrote a 6 page essay on 4chan for an online mental health course at The Ohio State University.
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>>729190919
had a good chuckle at this.
>>729191327
absolutely is not, are you retarded?
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>>729190919
my master thesis was about vidya lmao
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>>729190919
You can tell this is fake because "Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck." is a fucking sick opening. I'd underline that shit in green ink and give that kid an A.
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>>729190983
stfu
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>you can't just say perchance
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>>729190919
>to save the princess?
BTFO at the second line lel
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>>729190919
>You can't just say 'perchance'
Why
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>>729192650
Perchance.
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I wrote an essay on Valve's corporate structure (i.e. no official titles, work on projects you want) and the effect it has on leadership in the company. Don't remember what grade I got on the paper, but I got an A in the class :^)
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>>729190919
Fake and gay, just like this faggot imitator:
>>729190983
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>>729192738
did your prof ask you when's HL3?
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As a freshman in high school (14, US) I wrote a short story for English class where I completely plagiarized the setting and multiple characters from Fallout. This was back in 2004 before Fallout 3 or even before Bethesda bought the rights so no one really new what it was. I got away with it and got an A.
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>>729192796
No, I think there were comments, but they were related to the content, not the games - wish I could track it down.
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>>729190919
No, but I write gaming essays on my website.
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>>729192970
surely he complained about how Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase?
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>>729190919
The question marks next to "Keep it up, baby!" make me laugh every time.
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>>729192748
Fake, but heterosexual. He made a pretty good meme. Perchance.
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I did a book report on this in middle school
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In 10th grade I plagiarized Jensen's speech from the ending, I think, of DXHR. Got an A on it.
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Yes, I wrote an essay about how video games don't cause violence.
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>>729192236
>are you retarded?
Perchance
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>>729190919
I wrote some reviews in a volunteer position for a crummy gaming website, but I kind of ran out of time and pretty unceremoniously stopped during college
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No because even at the age I was cringe and stupid enough to do something like that I was at least aware enough to know that doing that was cringe and stupid.
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>>729190919
>Have you ever written an essay or done a school project about video games?

No because I am not on the autism disorder spectrum.
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I prefer the original
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>>729192474
Keep it up, baby!
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>>729193772
>cringe as an adjective
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>>729193823
We use cringe as an adjective here all the time Sukdik. Go back to r/india
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>>729190919
No, but when I was in the 3rd grade I used Mewtwo as a word in Hangman. I was playing against the entire class, so it was rigged from the beginning. I don't feel bad about using a proper noun from a video game as my word.
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>>729193804
still up btw
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/
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>>729190919
yeah, i wrote about destiny for my highschool thesis
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i wrote an essay about how oingo boingo used pedophillic themes when i was in highschool
highschool is not a setting where all parties expect to be discussing this type of thing and it was awkward
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>>729193627
is the plot this guy raping the dhalsim aliens
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>>729194481
>I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!
like a fine wine
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>>729190919
I wrote, way back then when I was still in school, a thesis on how CoD MW2's genius come from basically exploring the biggest blue ball in America's history. I aced that exam.
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>>729191528
ha I also wrote an essay and gave a presentation on 4chan in 2012 for university. It was some course on the internet and marketing or some shit and every student needed to pick an online community platform to give a presentation on and describe the culture of, so it was a bit of a psychology project like yours. That was a fun assignment lmfaooo
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>>729190919
This is an actually good deconstruction of Mario as a concept and I stand by it. It shouldn't be part of the franchise (which it would if it were a Sony one) but it's a legitimate take. The only problem is that this is a college level course and he used way too many colloquialisms. It deserves a D at least, just for the basic concept. Perchance.
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>>729194481
>>729195565
The Greeks 100% invented anal lube, the teacher juts couldn't handle the truth. Also
>page is to big
lol
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>>729190919
I wrote an essay where I ignored everything I was supposed to write about and just did whatever I wanted. Then I got my lawyer mom to fire the teacher because she gave me an F.
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>>729190919
In early elementary school, iirc, we were supposed to make like business cards for some chosen company or something. I've made mine for EA.
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>>729193804
i sent this to my english teacher and she wasn't too happy about it.
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i wrote some devil may cry OC (i had never played a DmC game beforehand) in 9th grade english 2004
my hot 22yo teacher said it was one of the best papers
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>>729190919
no but i remember when i was in elementary school i wrote a story using character names from kingdom hearts 2 (demyx, xigbar, etc) and my teacher was extremely confused by these names
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The lamest thing I ever did was use names from norse mythology when doing fake "roleplay"-type assignments in law school.
My fake law firm was called Yggr, Hárbarðr, and Grímnir.
I always signed my notices of motion as
>[my name]
>Of counsel
>Yggr, Hárbarðr, and Grímnir.
>999 Ásgarðr Blvd.
>(123) 456-7890
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>>729197267
Let me guess, patent law
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>>729198003
close
criminal defense attorney
so actually not close at all
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>>729190919
I did a sociology paper about people defining their personalities by the products they consume. The whole 'Gamer' identity was easy padding to reach the required page length.
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>>729190919
>>729191327

Obviously fake
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>>729190919
In grade nine I did a book report on one of the Halo books.
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serious answer? i did actually write a paper in like 2008(?) on peer to peer networking through multiplayer videogames, i used CoD 4 as an example and i think i got like a 85 on it.
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>>729190919
>perchance
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>>729198936
>grade nine
I hate foreigners.
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In high school french class (not American btw), we had to analyze an ad as an oral presentation. I went first and did it about a Rayman 3 ad, talked about how the game & the ad broke the 4th wall, and the teacher was like "The bar is really high for this first presentation."
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>>729190919
The closest I got to this was my English teacher made us read Ready Player One for our dystopian unit and write about. I don't know why she did that because it was the worst written book I have ever read
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>>729194481
>this and albinoblacksheep
Like a frozen knife through my heart, where has the time gone?
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>>729192474
>language is arbitrary and the whites should not decide how the rest of the world expresses itself
>every linguistic form is beautiful in its own way
>perchance
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT

academia is doomed
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>>729194481
Shit, who do I believe?
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>still remember that random youtuber who claimed to have written this
Fucking weird to just like like that and have no proof and people actually believe you. Hope the real kid or teacher steps up one day with some proof.
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>>729200497
the man writing the paper. he could call it page seven for all i care and he would still be right because it's his paper. in my thesis all the preamble (including title page) is numbered starting with i. page 1 is where the content begins, so i find his exclusion of his title page fine.
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>729190983
You're still indian.
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>>729190919
i did a paper in high school about video game violence translating into real life violence, i think i got a 90 on it or something
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>>729194481
>this is page 3
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>>729199598
This is the normal term for your 9th year of schooling. Don't tell me you use Fahrenheit as a real term while disparaging a phrase like "grade nine".
>"Hey guys, I'm totally freezing. It's 32 degrees in my state of South Carolina which is separate from North Carolina because we're violent niggers! I hope my "middle school" child doesn't get snowed in given it's this random temperature!"
Hahaha fucking burgertards. Go and take your insulin shot you fat piece of shit.
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>>729194481
>61% grade
Kek, this deserves more than that just for the effort.
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>>729190983
Gen Z here, we didn't either, also it was not acceptable back when I was at school
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>>729190919
I wrote a paper about tetris. Just some basic history about it, nothing too interesting. Did pretty well as I recall.
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Why yes. Imve made 2 presentations about cave story for my college communication and spanish class.
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>>729190919
I did a school project about the history of video games where at least 70% of the facts I presented were completely wrong. Think I got a pretty okay grade because it's not like the teacher knew better.
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I did multiple papers about video games in college for slop humanity courses they force on you. BTW to any young burgerbros, don't waste your money/time.
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>>729190919
I made a short presentation on Heart of Darkness and Spec Ops: The Line in college, it was pretty shallow but I got a decent grade somehow.
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Not vidya but I loosely rewrote the plot of the first Animorphs book for a creative writing assignment and got an A.
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>>729190919
I had an AI class in college in which they gave us a final project on finding a use of AI that makes the world better and problems it may run across.
>everyone does self-driving cars and AI facial recognition cameras, and discusses the problems of racism that it may cause by not recognizing black people
>like literally the entire class
>ended up doing mine on AI in fighting games and how they parse shit from online to pick up bad habits
>talked about Killer Instinct's Shadow AI, how it used a superior AI learning, and proved it by recording a battle with the standard CPU and a battle with the Shadow CPU
>proved it was learning how to play like a human by showing how I taught the Shadow AI to do resets with Gargos and taunt/teabagging between matches
It got a B+. I like to think it got points for originality. The whole class was pretty much easy credits.
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>>729194481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxTzof_Pk
He died in 2014 and the professor he wrote it for died from a heart attack the next year
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>>729196316
What, she didn't like that you used tubgirl.com as a source?
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>>729190919
F for fucking awesome I suppose?
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>>729193783
I did one on my little pony tho
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>>729190919
Lifted a lot of my creative writing from English class off of what was basically fanfiction of the ancestors from darkest dungeon. He's kind of like a marquis de saade whose perversions shifted from the sexual to the occult.
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>>729202309
I did this with anime before.
It was so funny hearing the praise I got, I had to hold back laughing.
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>>729190919
This is the most recent entry I know of to the bad college essay hall of fame, written by Travis Scott in 2009 and purchased last year from a private collector as a bonus with a hoard of rare rap demos
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>>729201557
Enjoy paying 90% of your income in taxes.
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>>729204172
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Had to read a poem in frnt of class.

Recited The Halls of the Blind rhyme from diablo 1

"i can see what you see not..." etc
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>>729190919
I did a thing I can't remember much of about the history of actibliz, or more specifically the history of Vivendi.
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>>729204172
>>729204235
>this was written when he was 18 years old
Holy fuck niggers are fucking retarded.
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I once took a class about marketing and advertisement, in which wrote an essay on the move to advertisement in digital spaces and its differences from traditional advertisement (TV, paper, etc).
I wrote about esports and made the comparison between big events like TI and Worlds to the Superbowl in terms of viewership and reach.
Got a pretty good score for the paper too.
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>>729194481
>Mr. Freeman
What a prankster. Those scientists and they're microwave meals at black mesa should have known who they were dealing with.
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>>729190919
Yeah
I talked about Christianity in video games
I got a near perfect score on it
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im not even going to read this post

the entire world was created by god unironically.

teachers dont teach.

nobody loves.

hypocrite world.

oh wait i am god and i did it all to myself? huh.

metaphysical solipsism.
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>>729191327
Do you think any college professors are hand grading a printed assignment in the year of our Lord twenty two and two thousand?
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I think its a good idea to not trust anyone in any professional capacity after 2019
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I love how people think this is real when it's clearly fake and something a redditor probably typed up for internet points and graded it himself.
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>>729194481
>>729193804
what the fuck
albinoblacksheep is still around?
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>>729209464
right, the moon landing is fake just like the economy and the reptile aliens skinwalking jews or something
nothing ever happens , right?
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>>729204172
Powerful.
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>>729193804
I'm a fan of unlimited essay works, personally.
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test
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>>729204172
>college essay
i would have gotten a straight 0 for this in middle school.



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