FACT: Nords are the most powerful race on Nirn.
>>729195013weird way to spell bretons
>>729195316Bretons are chuds
I don't know if Nord women would agree with that assessment. From their own experiences they seem to find the dark men with wiry hair and quick of foot from the desert land of Hammerfell to be far more "robust" than any other males on Tamriel.
>>729195646This it's actually Khajits and Argonians...
>>729195646You're not black jeet
>>729195725Khajits are the indians of TES and they get way more pussy than niggerguards, nordcucks, simperials and buckbretons.
>>729195646Redguards are Arabs and so white
What is Todd’s favorite race?
>>729195792Orcs are the Indians because of the poo
>>729195646Is there even a Redguard male x Nord female couple in Skyrim?I do know there are 2 Redguard women married to Nord blacksmiths (Solitude and Dawnstar) and there's the Redguard Thieves Guild fence married to a nord, Vekel. When I played Skyrim years ago I thought it was odd how much the Redguard women liked Nords but not vice versa.
Winterhold… home.
>>729195013FACT: Maria Tingba is the sexiest woman alive.
>>729197234No. Todd is generally against racemixing
>>729195013They're called HIGH elves for a reason, they exist above the LOW races.
Nords got dabbed on by Dungmer and now the Dungmer are living on their lands bitching about how shitty Skyrim is and all the Nords can do is impotently cry about it while General Maximus Dikkus is giving their nation the old Cyrodiil Long Dong
All of Tamriel is rightful Nordic clay
>>729195792no they don't they're literally seen as the lowest class of race in all of elder scrolls like gypsies or indians
>>729197508If only it could look like this in game
>>729200937>they're literally seen as the lowest class of race in all of elder scrollsThat would be more your Minotaurs, Centaurs, Sloads, Dreugh, Goblins, and such that aren't even accepted as people.
>>729201345And below that: Orcs
>>729195646absolutely keyed post
>>729195646redguards aren't even the niggers of the ES universe
>>729195987Khajiit
>>729195646Wouldn't a Nord Woman and Redguard Male simply produce a Nord.Sorry BLACKED shit does not work in TES
>>729205093how the FUCK did mongrel MerMen Bretons happen then?
>>729206015Bethesda cant write a consistent Racial geneology let alone a good plot without breaking their own rules
>>729195646Someone should inform nazeem over his wife sleeping with other men ( nords)
>>729206294Nazeem’s only love is Tiber Septim. More precisely Tiber Septim’s visage on soild gold Empire coins.
>>729195013>sissy prettyboi with long flowing hair and cute little braidsI bet he sucks Orc dick real good.
>>729195792>niggerguardsIt's pretty obvious that Nords are the niggers in TES>Loud>Violent>Disdainful of learning>Believe themselves superior to everyone else despite being measurably inferior in almost all aspectsNords are niggers, Redguards are Persians. Before you ask, Orsimer are Mongolians. There are no Indians in TES, thankfully. Skyrim is already exhausting because of nigger fatigue. Imagine if we had to deal with Indians as well.
>>729195792>>729196880There's no races in Skyrim that has a diet of literal feces.
>>729208029*There're no races in Skyrim that have a diet of literal feces. Nice try, you shit-eating inbred Falmer.
>>729197508is this TR?
>>729208943Concept but yes
>>729209206dee shee gon mae mefuggin nust a buttI love TR and PT so much I had to uninstall it so I could actually get some studying done.Can't wait to explore Winterhold one day. TR and PT are the successors of bethesda in m opinion, and their creations are canon.
>>729206015I'd imagine the effects are cumulative after successive generations of crossbreeding.
>>729209403canonicity is a weird concept. it's become wrapped up in too much legal and corporate interest for me to respect it on an intellectual level.
>>729210906Fuck off, Cuckbride.
>>729210906I'd have to agree. With the way that everything gets totally milked and enshitified by corporate interest a la star wars it seems unwise to ever trust something that generates money to remain respectable. In the end, every paid piece of media becomes a whore.
>>729210946i can't think of anything more cucked than letting a bitter hack like Emil Pierogigururo have his way with the stories near and dear to your heart just because some corporate document says he can.
>>729211742I can: dickriding a dude who self-inserts as and writes fanfic about a hermaphrodite Mary Sue.
>>729207663>There are no Indians in TES, thankfully.Dungmer, a race designed by a literal pajeet, Vijay Lakshman. Morrowind is basically Hindustan/Greater India and Tribunal vs Anticipations is islamic Pakistan vs freaky deity cults India. Even their racial origin myth is about a formerly light-skinned race degenerating into dark ashskins who consider themselves the heirs of Velothi civilization. They have a caste system and their own dalits who are lumped in with slaves of other races. They were raided by white Nords and btfo'd at the Red Mountain so hard that another race vanished in the process. Then centuries later they became a colony of white man's Empire. After decolonization they started swarming white provinces as refugees and visajeets.
>>729212163>They were raided by white Nords and btfo'd at the Red Mountain so hard that another race vanished in the processthe nords' own myths about the event have them getting their cheeks clappedthe nords lost so bad when they tried to third party the chimer-dwemer fight that they made up bullshit about it being an ambush and chimer and dwemer wizards lifting the entire red mountain and dropping it on the nord god-king to make it seem less embarrassing
>>729209206 You’re not wrong, TR really feels like what Bethesda could’ve become if they’d stuck to building worlds instead of chasing trends. I swear every time I wander into Firewatch or Necrom, it’s like stepping into a genuine sequel to Morrowind. PT too - the detail, the writing, the atmosphere - it all feels so “right” in a way modern TES just doesn’t anymore. Canon died when Cyrodiil turned into fantasy Italy. Long live the modders.
>>729206015elf cock is too powerful
The Sload are clearly the most powerful race.
>>729213634>Canon died when Cyrodiil turned into fantasy ItalySo... Morrowind? Morrowind isn't canon? Because Morrowind is the one that made them fantasy Romans.
>>729195013>zero continent spanning empires >zero gods or living gods born from their ranks>couldn't even fully genocide the elves in their lands had to let other elves finish the job>completely abandoned their culture in favor of another races culture>can't even kick said culture out without direct intervention from the playerI don't know about that.
>>729206015While the child will be of the mothers race it will take some minor minor features from the father. For bretons elven blood started showing up over centuries of nedic women being bred by elves.
>Elf cock bred the bretons>Now elf women canonically lust for Big Breton Cock (see Daggerfall)How the turn tables...
>>729214719>see DaggerfallDon't forget Tiber himself.
>>729195013Powerfully shit.
