Would you a halfling
>>729196547What's the difference between a halfling, a dwarf (fantasy) and a dwarf (non-fantasy)?
>>729196636Halflings are dexfag Dwarves. Dwarfism (Human) is just a debuff. Gnomes are intfag Dwarves.
>>729196636short human with normal-sized proportionsshort human with short proportions but cool-lookingshort human with short poportions (ugly and deformed)
>>729196547Paint her Green and I'm in
>>729196709Gnomes are jews.
>>729196636Halflings are half dwarf half-human. Dwarves are dwarfs, Dwarfs (irl) are midgets.
>>729196759Gesundheit
>>729196547someone post the forum screenshot
>>729196709Concise. Apt. Bravo.
>>729196636The difference is like asians and blacks etc for humans.Halflings have an attunment to magic and live above groundDwarves have a disconnect from magic and live undergroundReal dwarves are short deformed humans
>>7291966366-12 years in the clink
Lalafel > Gnomes > Dwarves > Halflings
>>729196547Is this Todd Howard's mother?
>>729196547>Would you a halflingonly if theyre a halflings version of underage
That's a child
>>729197657Out of 10
>>729197010they should give lalas big breasts.
>>729197873Think of the consequences of what you say
>>729198632I know I'm committing sacrilege by saying this but drop the fat thighs and you've got me
>>729196547I dont know but I'd do a Kender
>>729196547absolutely
>>729198758No keep the thighs but make her flat!
>>729199139Absolute slut
>>729196547The D&D ones? Ew… No, the Dungeon Meshi ones on the other hand…
>>729199337Would either of them
>>729199337>14Hag
>>729196547These look like shit. I get that they are too afraid of making short characters look decent, as unfathomably retarded as it may be, but that is no reason to be so fucking lazy to just take a regular human head and stick on that body. And yes, I know that in official D&D art they look just as dogshit, if not more.
>>729198632uooohhh tataru sex
>>729196636You have a lot of replies, but I'm not going to read them. Here's the differences:>halflingSmall people with (mostly) proportional body parts. Certain media like to make their feet bigger. They are to humans what gnomes are to elves. They are the closest related species to humans, the human race in fantasy settings often share a kinship with halflings.>dwarf (fantasy)Stocky, durable, long-lived, strong, natural talent with stone and wood crafting and a high tolerance for alcohol. Staunchly traditionalist and often very proud of their thick facial hair.>dwarf (non-fantasy)Humans with a genetic defect that makes short with disproportionate limb sizes and skeletal structure, leaving them notably lacking most traits a fantasy dwarf has besides also being short. Often suffer from other health complications from their deformity and on average live shorter lives than a regular human. Fantasy dwarves would not see them as one of their own, in the same way we would not see a fantasy dwarf suffering from gigantism as one of our own.
I deserve a kobold gf.
>>729196547>"why does nobody play as short races?">makes short races the most goofy looking retards imaginable
>>729196547Too big
>>729200371I didn't play as a short race because there were 0 short race romancable options and I there's no way a dwarf would date outside their own race.
>>729196734This.
>>729200418Say what you will about nu-Bioware but they were the only ones not cowardly enough to create a Dwarf romance with Veilguard.
>>729199139A throat made for cock
>Brown>Dyke cut>Vulva A (Hairy)>Lipstick for the smearYep, it's gaming time.
>>729200537damn thats crazy what were xi/zir's pronounsalso bioware dwarves are a disgusting abomination, female dwarves do not have beards
>>729200628Most people like chicken, yes.
>>729200371>3 half elfs >4 humans >1 tiefling>1 gith>1 drow >no shortstack race companion FFS
>>729200787Have you tried looking down?
>>729200537Larian beat them to that punch years ago, back when BioWare still thought female dwarf romances were icky.
>>729199863they look acceptable in Pathfinder
>>729201186The trade off is that Pathfinder has the worst goblins I've ever seen anywhere
>>729196734Holy based
>>729197120Man, that's a gnome!!
>>729201241Well, yeah, Pathfinder goblins are vermin literally too stupid to live. The only thing keeping them from extinction is that they breed faster than cockroaches thanks to Lamashtu, demon goddess of monster pregnancy.
>>729201249bruh
>>729201249>saving thumbnails>2025How
>>729201249>An image for goblinsAnon what are you doing
>>729198632would put in a blue backpack with red straps
>>729201241They're kinda cool as a cannon fodder enemy design but I don't see myself wanting to play one. And it isn't that I avoid ugly races, I like playing orcs and shit.
>>729196547>would you have sex with women
>>729199863Wizards themselves are extremely inconsistent with designs so may as well take liberties in making better halflings and gnomes. Yet Larian refused. Even the dwarves look kinda wonky.
>>729201186Which game is she from? And is she romanceable? And is she a shit character or is she alright?
>>729201604Women means human. He's asking about a nonhuman species. One that in almost no setting do they produce half-breeds with human.
>>729201249>>729201472>>729201463>>729201440Sorry bros here's my apology
>>729196547Yes
>>729201829Okay then, smart guy. What does one call a female goblin?
>>729201914I volunteer for inspection
>>729202252wogoblin.
>>729201713Shes from Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous. Shes not romanceable without a mod because the developers are a bunch of onions slavs. Character wise shes basically Harley Quinn
Unf
>>729201186Footslut sighted
>>729201002ones sucking me of right now isn't she
>>729203281giwtwm
>>729203281God I wish that were me on the left
>>729196636Halflings: half a man in size and strength. Just a human but scaled down 50%. Think of a pygmy.Dwarves (Fantasy): ~0.75 the height of a man, ~1.25 his width, double his ~strength. Just a human again but squished vertically and expanded horizontally. Dwarves(Non-Fantasy): severely handicapped humans that come in a variety of different sizes and levels of disability based on their disorders. Near-universal difficulties with mobility and locomotion due to having deformed/warped bones.
Goblin girls > fairy girls > dwarf girls > gnome girls > elf boys > elf girls
>>729204468Sex with Gnome and Halfling Marcille
>>729196547Not BG3's halfings. They look like poorly proportioned shit
>>729199863Lidda had human proportions and looked like just a short person. She was the official 3.5 Halfling Rogue "canon" character. WotC is fully capable and has done normal looking halflings in the past.Its just now doing so is verboten because its "too close to pedophilia."
>>729204468That chef dwarf is so manly he even has facial hair as an elf
>>729205064>Not dwarf MarcilleYou just know that solid dwarf build is thicc as fuck.
>>729205223heres the first image result for 5E halfling
>>729205409Thats why I specifically cited 3.5 and Lidda.They haven't done a normal looking halfling since. But they were capable of it in the past and are now, they just refuse to do so.
>>729204468IIRC the mindbroken elf guy in this was supposed to be their version of a gigaachad, right
>>729204902>Elf boysBased
>>729204468>Everyone when turned into an elf has very finely pointed ears and is very pretty>Marcille has fat ears and is kinda regular pretty>She's actually more pretty as a humanDoes this mean that half elves are considered ugly by other elves?Also I'd fuck a Chilchuk elf, no homo
>>729196636>halflingdo not have souls, thieves, ugly, chip on their shoulder, not good at anything useful>dwarf (fantasy)have souls, honorable but greedy, insular, hard workers, good at mining and building things, bloodthirsty when motivated>dwarf (non-fantasy)do not have souls, alcoholics, very ugly, understandable chip on their shoulder, midge
>>729203281>TFW you will never cuddle with your entirely legal cunny wife
>>729205764>legal cunny wifeman why you gotta make it weird?I like short girls. I want a halfling gf to have adult human proportions but be otherwise smol. But you faggots always gotta show up with your pedo shit. I bet haflings exist but they're just smart enough not to go public because they know a bunch of weirdos would show up.
>>729205743>dwarf (non-fantasy)some of them have souls and are trickers while also being funny midges. The ones that embrace their shortness end up being more human than most of us
>>729205764Is this OC and do you play FFXIV?
what do you think a halfling pregnancy would be like if mixed with human? dwarves?
>>729201914I appreciate the kardia but goblin homage
>>729205919I got through half of that before I realized i don't particularly care what you're in it for anon and you shouldn't care about me.I want guilt free cunny. You want shortstack sex that's fine
>>729198632ok so i k ew a girl with a body exactly like this thqt used to work at the liqour store near my houseshe was shortlike short short 4ft short and stacked absolutely retardedly hot but it also looked a bit messed upshe had black hair and green eyesanyway
>>729206507simply transmogrify a bandit into the cunny you desire
>>729201249
>>729205919go back
>>729206616Too much mana consumption. Think economically anon
>>729206675NEED SOFT FAT TUMMY AND BIG THIGHSMEGA MILKY GOBBO TITTIES GIVE ME NOW!!!!
>>729204902>Elf girls that lowDeserved
>>729196734Doesn't really work
>>729207218Uncensor coward
>>729206951Why think economically when you can kidnap bandits and turn them into lolis (permanent)
>>729196547Literally my only problem is the weirdly long neck
>>729196547>>729207218These halflings are the ugliest things I have ever seen
>>729200537Today, I will remind them
>>729207323That sounds like a hentai premise you stumble across with godlike art only to never find again
>>729207462You can't tell but that 4th is actually the knight's son
>>729207218Concrete proof that the appeal of goblins isn't just that they are short and green.
>>729207538>sample
i would the zhentarim halfling
>>729205919Adult woman cunny is the best though desu
>>729207538
>>729197010The things I would do to lalafells
>>729207462Yeah modern halflings are a shit. I miss when they're scaled down humanoids with slightly pointy ears+propensity for bare feetHere's another halfling from an old DnD game
>Gnome: 1% playrate>Dwarf: 1% playrate>Halfling: 1% playrate>Goblin: 1% playrate>Elf: 50% playrate>Human: 46% playrate
>>729208361
>>729207509Incredible RPGMaker H-game but was never finishedV0.1.5
>>729196547Only certain halflings
>>729196805>Halflings are half dwarf half-humanare dwarven women capable of birthing halflings or only human women?
>>729208475Did this ever finish
>>729208384>so few people playing AasmirI call bullshit on this
>>729196547I'm a halfling already. I want to fuck tallboys and tallgirls.
>>729208789It ended a long time ago. Only just recently the epilogue chapter got announced.
>>729208859nobody fucking likes aaisamar since they don't even get real wings and their roleplay is extremely boring because they're literally harry potter tier chosen ones
Not western halflings that's for sure
>>729196547Not if they look like that.
>>729208384min maxxers everywhere you cannot escape
>>729209001I fucking wish she wasn't a one off in her show. Kuroinu would have been far better if it had more girls like her being used as onaholes.
>>729209063>human fighter is minmaxxinglel
>>729209135Human fighter is the best class in everything. HFO HFO
>>729196547Halflings are a stupid concept.
>>729209158Human Fighter may be optimal but a gang of Thieves are annoying to fight and inherently cheesier so they're better
>>729209001I remember kinda liking a few of them out of 3.5 artbooks, they really are fucking tiny though, almost too small.
>>729208859They're hilariously shittier tieflings who are better at fulfilling the super special kid/outcast because Tieflings actually get mechanics.
>>729197010I always love lalafell because they remind me of chibi sprites, especially the ones in FF3 DS
>>729196547I don't fuck midgets.
>>729196547I fuck midgets
>>729197010Lalafells got mogged by the superior midget race: Tarutaru
>>729196636Halflings are pigmy humans, fantasy dwarfs are stocky underground humans with a predisposition to greed and drinking, and dwarf dwarfs are humans with a genetic developmental disorder that causes their bones, organs, etc to not develop properly this giving them a very small and generally malformed body while leaving their mental capabilities intact
>>729208789Yes and no one learned anything and everyone died
>>729199139> escapism fantasy world where you can be anything, many races and classes to choose from> be a black woman with brown eyesWhy though
>>729208859Anon, there's maybe seven people who actually care about aasimar. Hence why Wizards tried to make angelic furry sparkledogs into a core race instead for 2024.
>>729209181You weirdos are all the same. You can't be satisfied with an elf or something like that, you need all your games to have a race selection like this:>Human>Sharkgirl>Jumping cactus>Marionette>Fire elemental>Giant intelligent friendly talking spider
>>729200371While, yes, the short races look retarded, I would also say that more people would play a short race character if there was a romanceable short race companion. It just looks to retarded for a gnome to be taken seriously and being in a sex scene with someone 3 times his size
>>729209753What the fuck you complaining about? That level of character creation has been part of TTRPGs since the beginning.
>>729209726>no one learned anythingI can't remember if Alfie's mom learned to stop being homophobic, but Alfie and her mom definitely learned to stop being complete cunts to other people in their lives.
>>729209792>would>would>would need protection>would>would>will
>>729209792Sex with Marionette (female)
I fucking love halflings. I love how homely and friendly they are. I want a halfling gf with an insatiable appetite who I have to cart off to bed every night. Halflings are the main characters of LOTR, the most important fantasy book of all time, but people still don't appreciate them. It's bullshit.
>>729210201But anon, if a human marries a halfling girl, he has to marry enough of her sisters that them standing on each other's shoulders exceed the height of the groom.
>>729209969You know what he meant. Control your seethe.
>>729210256That sounds like a huge bonus
>>729208384Gnome>Genasi>Tiefling>Dwarf>Human>Half-elf>Elf>Halfling>Dragonborn>Half-Orc>Goliath>AarakocraWhat the fuck is an Aasimar?
>>729196636Bearded women
>>729196547Its to bad the male halflings in BG3 look like utter dog shit. I was doing a female monk halfling durge for a bit.
>>729209001Are all halflings this stretchy?
>>729209792>Jumping CactusYou betcha!
I want to be a halfling boy with an orc girlfriend
I always like to play a hobbit/halfling or other short race in games, except for FF14, the lalafells were fucking creepy.
>>729209792>giant intelligent friendly talking spider
>>729210326Half gods, like the Bhaalspawn.
>>729210326The angel version of a tiefling.
>>729196636Halflings are literally hobbits but they changed the name due to copyright
>>729210492Everyone says that, but nobody ever posts a picture of one so I can only assume they're not.
>>729197010>gnomes>being over anything
Pointy ears or no pointy ears?
>>729210654Look, they are all manlet races. One of them has to be taller than the others.
I'll stick with goblins thank you
>>729210628Here, I drew one.
>>729210658Normal ears. Too many knife ears out there already
You only need to spend half as much buying their drink
>>729210778>Human upper bodyShe's cute, but not really what I was talking about.
>>729209757what race u talkin bout im new to dnd
>>729205649That's because she is a filthy mixed blood, big fat ears.
Dungeon meshi game when?
>>729210778I'm a leg man so I 600% would
>>729208384>Human>FighterYep, it's gaming time!
BG3 halflings have huge futa cocks without exception. Bigger than a half-orc's cock.
>>729197010WoW won.
>>729211017Can't get a dnd group either then?
I love that nobody gives a shit about drow these days
>>729210998During the playtest for One D&D/ D&D 2024, Wizards decided to add a new core race as a celestial counterpart to tieflings called ardlings - these were divinely-empowered animal people (possibly a reference to the guardinals of past editions) who represented various heavenly virtues. However, the seven people who cared about aasimar complained, and WotC decided against making ardlings core.
>>729211017>Literally just wizardy with comfy aestheticsGod I need
>>729211235There's a scattered few autists who continuously reject the existence of Eilistraeen drow, but apart from that, they're just not that relevant anymore.
>love short races>Have no desire to play as short races>Games rarely have short race companions or companions that you can customize
>>729208384I'll play Halfing barbarian and my party can't stop meBut only because of the change to the Heavy property making it viable for small races to use Heavy weapons
>>729210778the way the dress hangs down and the way her legs naturally lift is a downright DANGEROUS combo, anonI love it
Hell yeah I would.
>>729211564Thanks!
>>729211263that looks waaay better especially with the wings being bonus action but still not overpowered perma flight
>>729210778>>729211564>she's just always walking around spread pussyWell holy god damn
>>729210778What prey would a spider girl that size even try to catch?
>>729212140Pigeons.
>>729212118The pussy is on the spider part.
>>729212326Well, ya didn't need to disappoint like that...
>>729212326Don’t lie. I’ve drawn her naked before too. It’s right where they think it is
>>729196547adult head on a small body = literally just a midget. what is fantastical about a literal birth defect? it's like all their creative decisions revolved around satisfying middle aged cat ladies. Larian is such an overrated faggot studio.
>>729212385Don’t tell nobody…https://files.catbox.moe/om5upc.png
>>729212140Oh, you know. Birds, frogs, rabbits, the occasional unlucky goblin, and rats.
>>729200734>damn thats crazy what were xi/zir's pronounsShe/Her
>>729212550Goblins? I draw those too.
>>729208384I played a Goliath Ranger
>>729212658Nobody asked
>>729208384Personally, when I play a short race I prefer to pick fairy or duergar
>>729212806cloud giant? dat misty step I'd thought would be gud
>>729196547Cover dyke head with thumb. Instantly five points hotter.
>>729212537Vgh...kino...
For me, it's Kaho Shibuya fucking the midget in that one JAV.
>>729205475I thought 4e halflings still looked normal (but we don't talk about 4e)
>>729211235>I love that nobody gives a shit about drow these daysThe lore is all over the place and the FR novels that established renegade drow fell into obscurity when WotC decided they hated the concept of non-asshole drow
>>729213926She looks like she stinks in a bad way>>729214479Code?
>>729215046>She looks like she stinks in a bad wayDon’t worry you’re on deployment with her so you stink just as badly.
>>729208384>Dragonborn PaladinNow that's based
>>729209325Need Orc gf
>>729196759only in arcanum thoughbeit
>>729212658Very nice>>729213073I asked, worthless faggot.
>>729208361Now whats the sexrate in relation to eachother
>>729196547>faithful matrimony>good food>grow me garden>have tons of happy kidsyeah?
>>729199592Tolkien Halflings (Hobbits) were considered children until the age of 33.
I don't really like gnomes but Sprinkits from that one Legendary Frog animation kinda sold me on the idea. Her voice, man.>"Wish me luck, my dear Sprinkits!">"Yes. Break a leg. I mean it."
>>729207323it's so economical you get to claim the bounties and the loli at the same time
>>729200371I always play as dwarf when possible, as a manlet I roleplay
>>729207610Goddammit it that image made me hard instantly. -_-
>>729197010lalafels are ugly down syndrome children
>>729196547of course anon
>>729218781survival instinct
I played Arcanum and I say the only good Gnome is one that has been sodomized to death by orcs.
>>729196547i prefer normal women
I need a thicc as fuck half-ling bitch so I can make about a dozen quarter-lings
>>729219547you mean three-quarterlings
>>729196547This one yeah, others not so much.
