Burnice Burnice Burnice BurniceBurnice Burnice go go !!!~
wow she's got it
>>729198284Hey it's Burnice WHITE!
>>729198284>Picks the cringiest shit character with the cringiest song to shill your shit gacha At least post peak design/trailer
Why do only gachashit games get nice character designs now?
>>729198284I prefer her fucking cat
What is it like to have a dumb White girl twerk in your face?
>>729198716Money paid by gooners
>>729198716because gachashit sells each character directly for a hundred dollars apiece (as opposed to having to sell a game containing the character). Because of this, it's very easy to justify from a business perspective paying for character designs because they directly turn a couple hundred or thousand dollars into a million dollars worth of gambling retards.
Piper
>>729198716Gachas live and die depending on the quality of the character. When Jane doe from ZZZ dropped, a bunch of people were retweeting and posting her butt and thigh jiggle as she walks and also many artists made cute art or porn from that character resulting in a extremely popular character leading to more exposure to zzz and increasing players and profit. I started playing because of Nicole for example. Cute girl = good, simple as
>>729198893its great until she sits down on you afterwards and pisses herself because she's wasted
>>729199198piper is the most erotic and has the most sex appeal but nobody is ready to have that conversation
>>729199406im into piss so that gave me a boner
>>729199563piper is one of the ugliest launch characters
>>729199406You're saying that like it's a negative.
>>729199563keyed>>729199629locked
I don't play the game but she gives me "she looks like she fucks like a fighter jet" vibes
>>729198284Imagine the braps...
>>729198716>safe horny>nice designs
>>729198284oh yeah that happenedno one remembers gachagirl#832479834753845 anymore gramps
>>729199131what gacha are you playing where you have to spend a hundred dollars for a character?
>>729200118nta but i spent a hundred dollars yesterday on a character i already hadand i regret it, because m2 ellen barely marginally stronger than m1 ellen
>>729198284God I need some blonde pussy and that soft fuzzy spot behind a girl's ears.
>>729198284Burnice, go!>>729198529>Make a character that's actually challenging to play>Don't actually give him good numbersZZZ devs are fools.
>>729198284BRRAAAAAAAAAAPP
>>729198284woahhh , look at her go. Burnice is WILD!
>>729198284>>729200476>>729200589how do I get a dumb extrovert blonde gf
>>729198716Japan went woke.
>>729200476You literally just follow the combo like any fighting game. It’s a you problem.
>>729200652getting off /v/ is a good start
>>729200760>one thousand button presses to do 90% of meebs's damageGee thanks.
idgi what does she burn?
Who is this meant to appeal to exactly?
>>729200589>white woman twerking>in canon officjal media produced by the company>everybody itt will get mad at me if i stage the obvious
>>729200893ummm not all game are supposed to appeal you sweaty...just go watch homosex
>>729198284Would you really bury your face in there?
>>729198716The Samurai is owned by the Jew. All was have now is Chinkslop. And Kslop if you've fallen for the overweight women psyop.
>>729200893Youths and adults of highest promises
>>729198716Because they know attractive character will do well than the opposite, so there is no reason to not put effort into making character attractive
>>729200902>see girl>thinks about thatthey own you, what a pitiful life
>>729200902What's obvious?
>>729201213theres only ONE reason why a white woman would twerk. white women DO NOT TWERK unless it is for THAT
>>729200885EVERYTHING>>729200760It is a me problem, but the game also doesn't really give me a reason to put time into getting the character, or learning him, when others that are simpler to play do more damage.>>729200652Yeah, you won't find any here.
>>729198716They are the only gamers who actually spend money, so devs know that all they have to do is give them what they want and they will make millions. It pisses me off, I'm never going to touch those games but I'd be lying if didn't admit I'm envious of those character designs. It's everything I want from singleplayer games.
>>729201398Since you're posting the dumb extrovert blonde gf, I guess you have to pretend to be her now.
>>729200720With one hand,. Sony and their draconian policies squeezed every once of free spirited hornyness out of Japan after #metoo blew up Hollywood, and they also pushed gay and degenerate shit even more to make non-freaks even more uncomfortable. Then with the other hand, they went and funded China to create a horde of digital succubi to suck the life out of everyone around the globe who was feeling sexually malnourished from the lack of sexiness and female sensuality. They succeeded. However, Nintendo managed to undermine this with Xenoblade 2 bringing its own untethered sexuality, but thanks to Sony's connections with journos, youtubers, and influencers throughout the gamersphere, they were able to high-and-mighty Nintendo into shackling the sexuality of the rest of the Xenoblade entries on the Switch.
>>729198284Well?
>>729200720Only one that went woke is the one that open their branch oversea
>>729201103provide examples of this kslop
>>729198284Move, whore. Nicole is waiting for me
>>729201610Both
>>729200902>i stage the obviousDO NOT REDEEM
>>729198284BRAAAAAPNICE BRAAAAAAAAAPNICE BRAAAAAAAAAAAPNICE BRAAAAAAAAAAAPNICEBRAAAAAAAAAPNICE BRAAAAAAAAPNICE go go !!!~
>>729198284Sweet and passionate anal sex with this gacha whore.Not playing gacha games, those are for faggot alphoomers and women.
>>729200902hmmm, can you explain, and dumb it down to sleepy white femboy levels..?
>>729201334Ah yes... Tiktok views...
Burnice is for butler wolf men thoughever.
>>729200118God im so fucking of gachatards asking the same retarded question every single time that has absolutely zero relevance to the discussion. Going off of whatever numbers I get off google blue archive has 6600 gems for 80 dollars, a 3% ssr rate, 1200 gems for a 10 pull, averaging to $50 dollars per character at with a 36% chance that you don't get the character at $50 and you also have to spend $80 because you can't buy gems at $50 increments and furthermore a 36% chance isn't the fucking cost nor is it the average cost because that's not how statistics works. Even at $100 you still have a 13% chance of not getting it and again you can't fucking buy gems in 100 dollar increments.But that's not the fucking point. The point is VIDEO GAMES do not sell CHARACTERS they sell VIDEO GAMES so naturally a genre which serves as nothing more than a storefront for gambling-purchased CHARACTERS is going to lap up all the good character designs because the character designs ARE the product being sold.
/v/ will see this and say they hate chinese
Burnice x blacked just feels... right
>>729202068>sexy chinese woman>is whitewhat did china mean by this?
>>729201334>>729201919Force that nobody can reject... the TikTok!
>>729198284> That "lighting"Jfc AIslop really is just a self report on some people having no concept quality.
>>729202191@grok play the Chinese washing powder ads
>>729198284who does maam made for?
>>729198284>Gets an entire music video and takes over the internet for a couple days>Ends up doing absolutely nothing in the story and not mattering at all>Gets her own agent story for some reason>It fucking suckedWhat is her purpose
>>729202328furry cock (male or female)
>>729202363The only tolerable raceplay.
>>729200893>Who is this meant to appeal to exactly?low IQ turdies
>>729202340they dropped the ball with her so fucking hardthey should have pivoted to full gooner game after she became popular for being goonbait
>>729202284I like to think this is actually happen in chinahttps://youtu.be/X27dvuBSyXE
>>729202234>Muh lighting LMAO this nigga gay, you are meant to look at the ass of the girl and say "nice" not whine about lighting.
>>729200885Coal
>>729202641It is morally correct to call you out for bad taste.
>>729198284Made for her fellows blondes exclusively (me)
>>729198284Would sniff
>>729202726Is my right to call you a faggot.
This is a sex symbol.
>>729202897I heard she is getting buffed, how good is it
>>729198716The Blackrock Corporation. For example, they offer infinite money contracts to japanese gaming and anime companies, in exchange for those companies adding a certain amount of wokeness to their content. I think Frieren was one of them. Blackrock sustains their infinite money by just printing more, and making the economy worse for everyone else, but it doesn't mean anything to them, because they can just keep printing. They also are bipartisan, and play both sides. Trump does business with them too, and a lot of what's going on with South America, and American expansionism in general, is connected to Blackrock deals.This is why China has such drastically different character designs in their games as well.
>>729202930her leg and butt physics have been greatly improved, further increasing quality of life
>that one add where Burnice was dressed as a pizza cafe server>you could see her ass from the front with that outfitlord shes got it.
>>729203061What happened to Frieren?
>>729203123prove it
>>729202771Won't stop anyone from calling out your bad taste.
>>729203148Frieren was one of the anime that took Blackrock's open contracts, IRRC. I haven't been following the shit since the elections, but it was a major factor that made me vote red. It was a public thing with articles around it. Now I know it didn't fucking matter, because Blackrock doesn't belong to either side. They play them against each other for their own benefit.
>>729203149
>>729198284blacks
>>729203123...You mean this? I mean, she is thick, but not as thick as you're implying.
Mocktails mixers ice
>>729202038You know that the games give you plenty of currency just for playing them, right? The gem packs are absolutely for whales. You don't need to buy them to play and enjoy the game.I've played BA for close to 2 years and have never spent a single cent on it. I have every student I want in the game, including two of the new anniversary ones. Similarly, I've been playing ZZZ for about half as long, only buy the $5 monthly (1/3 the subscription cost of an MMO), and almost have every agent I want, but since I've lost too many 50/50s and I want nearly every character there's it a bit harder.Now I know what your next goalpost move is going to be: "Uhh, but you're wasting your valuable TIME in the game instead!" It's a video game, dipshit. The entire purpose is to spent time on it. It's definitely a better use of time than shitposting in threads for games I don't even know play. Or, worse, playing MOBAs or MMOs which demand even MORE time while being LESS rewarding.At least I have cute characters to show for my time spent playing gacha. What do I have for the 1k hours spent in DotA or the years spent playing WoW? A few useless cosmetics and some outdated gear? Doesn't sound like a better use of time to me.
>>729198716>Cash Rules Everything Around Me
