Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?
>>729201176I’d keep your mom as a pet
Alcremie!
>>729201176>>>/vp/
>>729201176Real answer? Delibird.
The Sidney-Sweeney-mon
>>729201176And a Charizard, Flareon and/or Jolteon.
>>>/vp/
>>729201337good answer
What’s the point of having a pokemon board if you aren’t gonna post there?>>>/vp/
>>729201382
>Janny jr. having a meltyLmfao
>>729201880>I only like obscure pokemons like Rellor or Simisear.
>>729201176Bigachu
>>729201305>>729201535>>729201864We get it retard, stop spamming you limp wristfaggot
>>729201176https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/DAu_dDgRo5hrcDjKfHVTzQ/type/op/
dragapult because I love diplocaulus
>>729201880 Charizard is based, no doubt, but keeping one as a pet sounds like you'd be living in a fire hazard 24/7. Jolteon at least is sleek and might double as a space heater, but Flareon? Mans is just a plushie guaranteed to shed everywhere. Better invest in some burn cream and static guards if you're going that route.
Jynx.
>>729201176>Tickling your Pikachu playfully untill it almost pisses itself>It lets out a huge thunder shock killing you
>>729201176>girl tail
make an AI board lol
the miniature chinchillino
>>729201176this fella
>>729201176a drowzee
Yes this is my team, any problems officer jenny?
>>729202064>>>/vp/
Horsea obviously
>>729205161what that tail do
>>729201176A LopunnyI-I'd keep a Lopunny, Batman
>>729205009Would Minccino/Cinccino be extremely high maintenance like real chinchillas?Because I would love a Cinccino.
>>729205841Steal your soul and bind you to her will
>>729205841you put your face in it and find out
>>729203287>Mans is just a plushie guaranteed to shed everywhere.Dog owners anon. They will not care. All of the dog mons would be so popular. Eevees everywhere.
Arceus
>>729205961it's the opposite, they're perfectly capable of taking care of themselves to the point that they think of (you) as high-maintenance
>>729201221mum*
>>729206442bong spotted
>>729201176Teleportation on demand.
Tinkaton's my favorite Pokemon, but I don't think I'd be able to control a super strong territorial gremlin that just wants to smash metal to make scrap hammers and steal shit.Maybe a Joltik? You can just feed those with your wall outlets, IIRC.
>>729201176Wailord
>>729201221>le you mom jokehuehuehuehue
well i dont see any pikachu porn so im leaving cya
>>729206261Not that anon but Eevees are rabbits. I don't give a FUCK if they're supposed to be foxes and happen to have tails. They're fucking rabbits. Also Charizard looks like your average scrawnly bald thin-limbed gamer with a beergut and Charizard fans probably look the same. Just wanted to insult the other anon who said Charizard is based while I'm at it. I'm so tired of fat nerds and their diabetes. WE GET IT, YOU TAKE INSULIN. NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
>>729206261>All of the dog mons would be so popular>Houndoom named Princess that had flower crown pics of her on social media in the news for attacking a school bus and roasting fifteen children to death and leaving another twenty with poison burns that will cause them pain forever>owner quoted as saying "she never acted out before"
>>729206621>le mock postingI'm going to mock you cause I'm so angwee and butthurt
Leafeon. You just need to water it and give it some sun.
>>729201305>81346 results foundYou've actually wasted your life doing this. You will never get that time back.
>>729208313>>>/vp/
>>729206442 crumpets and pokéball tea at 3, innit bruv? gonna take me corviknight down to the chippy then pop 'round the pokécentre, cheers mate
>>729203671>>729201176you shouldn't tickle your pokemon either way, it lowers their ATK and DEFUnless you're not planning on battling, I guess. At which point, go crazy.
>>729201176
Meganium is soothing to be around and can help grow plants. He is the perfect pokemon.
>>729202187Way to become what you mock
Literally living on easy mode with one of these beauties.
This lil guy
jus a simple lil pup
Cute and chaotic.
>>729201176>pet?I'm nervous about the responsibility of a pet, give me a Mewtwo roommate.
>>729206325This.
>>729209502Great choice
Nidoqueen but she is my wife
>>729210126Nonsense
>>729206796Eevees might look like rabbits, they still act like dogs. Dog owners don't like dogs because they look like dogs, they like them because they act like dogs, and I can guarantee you that if large rabbits that act like dogs were widespread then dog owners would be all over them.
this one
>>729201176Go to your containment board >>>/vp/ and get this shitty worthless WORTHLESS financially untenable slop bullshit franchise for AGP faggots out of my face.
>>729211987>financially untenableit costs like a nickel to make a pokemon game that will sell tens of millions
>>729211987You're a bigger loser than actual jannies. How have you not killed yourself yet?
>hey Ditto, today let's splice up my DNA and mutate me into a superhuman
>>729201176I honestly don't know which one to choose
>>729201176Mega Heatran!
Indeedee
Minun and Plusle
hypno or alakazam. mind controlling people is too good to pass up.
>>729201176minccino
I think Treeco, but pikachu sounds like a legitimately great pet.
>>729201176the humans
>>729212073Yep pokemon operates at a net loss. >>>/vp/ /\ | |The AGP board
>>729213189
I would love to have a Smoochum.Perfect lap and shoulder companion.
>>729202242And she's a good mom.
>>729213868she does yeet her children a bit too often for me to call her "good"
He has to talk and sound like PS1 Bubsy.
Why are Pokemon so fucking sexy? It's ridiculous.
>>729214358They have an army of hentai artists drawing themThey could make you want to fuck a character from OddWorld if they were so compelled to.
I just think this thing is really neat
>>729201176>PokemonNone of them. I would have a Chillet as a pet though.
I'd rather keep her as a wife :)
>>729214446>PalworldWorked in the mines>DigimonExpect to be treated as e*uals and shit
>>729214551Pals also can use guns, which means they could overthrow me instead of being submissive pets I can force to eat dogfood for my amusement. So no thanks.
>Actual pet rock
>>729215739do not fuck the roggenrolathat's its ear
>>729215739you could probably pet this nigga with a toothbrush much like a turtle shell
>>729201176awww that's cu->female tail...oh no
>feeds on water and sunlight>according to dex, acts like an air freshener>is a cute cat thingYeah.
Magikarp
>>729201176That pikachu is a whore.
>>729201176I love Whimsicott but it would probably be a massive pain the ass
>>729218487Why did they make the cotton Pokémon a Black version exclusive in the america region?
>>729211987this but tranime
>>729211883Is she the master or are you the master? Or do you take turns?
>>729218585I forgot about that, it does casually invade homes to cause a bit of chaos and it’s brown, maybe gamefreak is racist
>>729206796What about Blastoise? He has a chad musclegut dadbod.
Why can't a pokemon keep me as a pet?
>>729201176Lovander
Smeargle, it could paint me lewd pics of Lopunny
>>729201176Would you let your Pokémon eat off of you?
>as petsleafeonglaceon>as sex petditto>othersa bunch of machamps to do all the shit around my house and yard
>>729205530Love me Zorua and Zoroark, love Illusion as an ability, love trickery and shenanigans and tomfoolery. Any pvp game that allows me to trick people becomes instantly addictive.
>>729218847I feel like if BW released like 5 years later this would have caused a shitstorm lel
>>729201176The weed cat
>>729201290i want her to throw up in my mouth
>>729218487
>>729218796>more human proportions>breastsmeh, I want an actual Lucario wife
>>729201176ENTER>ENTER
>>729206519Fuck all of the team larps I’ve made over the past 25 years and I never had a Abra in slot but you’ve just convinced me to permanent slot it.
>>729219094I see more people on this site who wanna fuck the chillet lel
>>729201176All except the humanoid men
>>729219094Correct answer.
>>729218796Damn I remember when that skin came out. I lost so many nuts to Lucario that week
>>729201176This crybaby
>>729213787Smoochum is very nice. I always unironically enjoyed Jynx's design as well. They seem like they'd just be cool to hang out with in the same way Squirtle and Raichu are naturally cool.
>>729219290i want to impregnate a pokegirl and support her with my income.
>>729219290Meowscarada licking the cum off Liko's face!
>>729201880top kek
>>729201176The one that's most compatible with humans.
Persian. I've always thought it was cool as fuck.
>>729201176Idk probably a gengar they seem pretty dope
>>729219094Based
>>729213624>>729209115>tickle fetish art gets deleted>macro foot fetish art does notokay, jannies, I see how it is.
The dopiest
>>729222830Macro and people in bellies aren't fetishes, they're just funny goofy things that happen that shouldn't be censored just because a few surists online fetishize them.
>>729201176Gengar, that way I don't have to worry about it dying, and eventually it can turn me into a Gengar as well.
>rolling
>>729201176Honest question, if having a meowth and I get her to spam pay day, would the coins she earn may have a sort of chaotic butterfree-like effect to the local economy, even when we have universal free Pokemon center care? Does the poke dollars flow seamlessly to and from the gyms, the marts, and the centers?
>>729223427Evee obviously
>>729223290you cannot turn into Gengar without being traded
>>729223427IS THAT DAGASSI OH NO-
>>729224472i can become gengar? let's trade
Heliolisk or Leafeon. Both small dog sized so not too big, and not too small. Both can have their diets replaced or at least subsidized by mostly sunlight and water to cut costs. Heliolisk can also function as a backup battery in emergencies.
>>729201176There's a laundry list of amazing options, but Mew is literally perfect.So, Mew.>>729219094I would too if she looked like that instead of looking like pink jar jar binks.Dayum.
>>729201176Krabby
>>729223215klanker
>>729219604me too anonI want to be inside her
>>729224905>i want to be inside her
>>729219094Leezpunk > Lovander
>>729223427Did they stop at 9 Eevees just for posts like this?
>>729225246some people think it's because fanartists on twitter were making eeveelutions that looked much better than anything gamefreak could put out
>>729201176obviously my browe'd get drunk on berry wine together
>>729225483>thinkAccording to the teraleak that’s literally the reason. We were suppose to get a flying-type eevee but what designs they could come up with were too similar to a lot of fanart, and thus couldn’t go through without risking a lawsuit
>>729226089that's sad. we really should have an eevee of every type. the girls at my school who like pokemon won't shut the fuck up about it, something attracts women to eevee.
>>729226251Me too. Man here btw
>>729201176Porygon because he epic
>>729201176Snorlax. Feeding him would be a bitch, but hes a good snuggler and would be an awesome bean bag
>>729226089>what designs they could come up with were too similar to a lot of fanart, and thus couldn’t go through without risking a lawsuitOkay, and? How is that anyone’s problem than gamefreak, just do something else not like the fanart. Are fanartist not allowed to come up with concepts now just because they mog official designs? Sounds more like a skill issue at best and an excuse to be lazy at worst
>>729227026also hes pretty strong
>>729227078Yeah, he can use almost all HM's
>>729221757Whoa mama.I love these niggas man.>https://xcancel.com/spiritdemonos
