Imagine fucking a hu*an.
All eldar lust for human cock.
>>729204001>female eldar romance option isn't even a romance just retarded asexual bullshit>male eldar romance option is straight out of a woman's romance novel and open to fucking human womenI fucking hate this faggot pandering shit. It's just about virtue signaling by being anti-straight men. Insufferable leftist faggotry.
>>729204502>straight menStraight men are not attracted to el*ar
>>729204826Only the straightest men can fuck the knife ear.
>>729204826Elf waifus are classic. Asexual rainbow DEI bullshit is not.
>40gays
>>729204001She'd sing a different tune if human men had dog cocks.
>>729205427>rangeryeah...
>>729204001This convinced me to play the game.
>>729204001I think about it all the time. Specifically my three eyed fish wife.
>literally just humans with pointy ears>"hehe humans are monkehs.. hehhehe"RAPE correction needed
>>729204001Does the furry equivalent not exist in the Eldar?
>>729205427Consider this:>swirling spiral pig cock
>>729208720>literally just humans with pointy earsThey aren't though. Humans don't have quintuple helix DNA.https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Eldar#How_alien_is_alien?
>>729204001Imagine being with anyone not of your own race.
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>>729204502Your literal only argument here is that yrliet could have been a dude and Marazhai could have been a chick (let's ignore the fact that if that were the case you'd be crying about how owlcat only makes 'impure' female romance options), which is a fucking 50/50. There is absolutely nothing unlawful about how these romances play out. CWE being so pridful they fuck themselves, seeing huamns as literal animals and being too autisic for sex are all old old canon, as is Deldar being absolute slaanesh tier degens.
How do I get a gf like this?
>>729211338By being a massive faggot with daddy issues.
>>729210273Imagine if mazharai was a chick, was a super dominatrix, heavy into bdsm and started ranting about how much sexual experience she has.Also she kills abelard's daughter potentially.
>>729204001Why do people want to fuck a lobotomized craftworld zombie again? Are they aware that even if she would put out, it will make the proverbial dead fish look like a radical nymphomaniac ultraslut? Are all people obsessed with that shit complete secondaries with zero idea about what's going on in the setting?Not to mention that this particular craftworld zombie simply can't stop asking to be shot shot in a head. You need to be a complete cuck faggot for her to survive until the end of your playthrough.
>>729204001My hotwife!
>>729210273Look at her moves, Wenduag best girl
I mean, realistically why not get with one of these girls and put the kid up for adoption? So what if she gets upset. Not your problem. Baby Daddy upset? Yeah right, he doesn't care and if he did he would have married her.