is samus the best white woman in gaming?
Everytime I see Samus and realize I'll never have a gf like her, I remember that this world is a place of imperfection and torment.
>>729205262This is an old pic isn't it? I have a vague memory of seeing it at 16 or something like that. I miss the day when this was all I needed to become incredibly aroused.
>>729205397A 6'3" super soldier gf? Same bro, same.
>>729205262Yes
White girlBlonde hairBlue eyesYep, this is it
>mfw blonde, blue-eyed hotwifeI made it, bros. I have my Samus.
Latinx thread.
>>729205262Reiq had my number like nobody else when I first started fapping.
>>729205262Definitely one of the best.
>>729205262Samus needs a lil lickie of the tushie after a long day in the zero suit
>>729205471>>729205992are both of you me
>>729205262remember he drew that pic when he was 24 in 2007
>>729205992I looked him up, I do not care for his stuff.
When i see that samus i think of luscious .net
>>729205262>>729205809>>729205906blue eyes blond hair is not attractive or aesthetic
>>729207427
do fr*nch girls count as white?
>>729207087Its one of those "It looked good at the time" things, if you ever had a folder of hentai in your teens and then compare to stuff you see now, yeah, the art style of cartoon smut was pretty bad
>>729205262>whiteSamus is a mutt.
>>729207878No, it's mainly the setting. Gangbangs and whatnot.
>>729205262>whiteShe's a metroid.
>>729205262>just seeing this image when i was young produced a dizzying boner >now its just an image
>>729207087His quality was pretty great for the time, in addition to having a high volume of content and a solid release schedule. You kids got it easy nowadays.
>>729205262She's a half-breed sorry
Samus's funk is unfathomably ripe after the events of Zero mission. (You) will lick the tushie or she'll get the gun out to help you comply. She refuses to have sticky swamp ass. Nothing personnel, kid.
>>729205262
>>729209659yeah lara won
>>729205992Crazy how far hentai/porn art has come the last 10+ years. Going and looking back at the earliest submissions of characters on rule 34 for older characters and it's wild how kind of ass it all was but I didn't mind it, since that was all there was.
>>729209203Lewd images have evolved...
>>729205262Nah, she's ugly and irrelevant. Nobody faps to her anymore.Lara Croft is still the undisputed white queen of vidya.
>>729205992yeah same
>>729213276I've never seen a more overrated video game character than Tifa. Black hair, shorts white top boring as shit. You can't even blame FF7 because there's other girls in that game. It's like people bandwagon on her because they hear other people do it too.
>>729213523>I've never seen a more overrated video game character than Tifa.Samus Aran.For starters, Tifa is an actual character, with dialogue and a personality, and not some ugly generic blank slate that just stands there like an autist while other characters are talking to her and asking her questions.
please tell me theres porn of them
>>729213676this reminds me of the scene where some nerd meets doomguy. absolutely unnecessary garbage scenes.
>>729213641There's a scene in Prime 4 in which a federation trooper literally points a gun to Samus' head, asks her to identify herself, and she just stands there like a fucking retard.Can't have her say something as trivial as "I'm Samus Aran" because that would upset her morbidly obese waifufags on 4chan for some reason.
>>729213276Pornhub has been modifying its charts for political reasons lately. They completely removed "teen" from the category leaderboards and astroturfed "trans" to the top. I don't trust a single thing from that satanic bullshit website.
>>729213881Lara is consistently on the Top 3 while Samus becomes more irrelevant each year.
>>729214004TIME TO EJACULATE
>>729205262Made for making blonde haired light eyed babies with meWe even have the same mole
>>729205906>hotwife
Porn addicts were a mistake.
>>729205262No
>>729213276Fuck off, britbong
I've seen better white women
>>729207427cope
>>729216941Samus was always meant to be an attractive woman.
