Super Mario 64 is a terrifying game.
How was I supposed to know the red guy is mario
I pissed myself when Mario set his own ass on fire when he stepped in the lava.
yep tell me about it, made me poop my freakin pants ( and also piss them ) as a kid. it was the "duh duh duh duhhhhh !!! mua ha ha ha" for me.
ahhhhhhhh an empty room save me
>>729209142spoiler that shit
I challenged the bravest man in the world to play Mario 64 onceHe started off very confident and constantly smirked while making the dreamwork's face until he stepped into the castleAs soon as he heard Bowser laugh he did the Home Alone scream and ran awayNobody has seen him since...
>>729209142I fail to see how.
>>729210054You act tough but you weren't there man. When Mario said OOF I almost died from fear
>>729210284>You act tough but you weren't there man.I literally just played mario 64
>>729210393liarliterally nobody has ever played sm64don't gaslight me by posting picturesNOBODY HAS EVER PLAYED SM64
>>729210393FUCK YOUJ BASTARD YOU STOLEN VALOR LYING CUNT I PLAYED IT WITH A LARGE GROUP AND WE GOT PICKED OFF ONE BY ONE BY THE TERRORS!!!!!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE THE MUAHHAHAHA AND THE TOAD APPEARING AND THE BOMBS OH THE BOMBS ASBGGASDDBISVB I ALMOST RELAPSED REMMEBERING
No it isn't.
>>729210968Lying bastard Nintendo must hae put you up to thi to trick more poor souls into being tormented
>>729210393Sometimes the trauma doesn't properly set in for a few decades
>>729210393>>729210054>>729210968you have autism
>>729209142Crazy how everyone copies Mario nowadays with the backrooms
>>729211187Or maybe i am not monophobic and even in that regard, mario 64's a lively game with plenty of talking characters around.
>>729211563Bro why are you bullshitting those characters are terrifying when you talk to them you go insane from fright
>>729211697Oh no, the fucking toad tells me bowser is evil!!
>>729211785When he described bowser I shat myself in fear
>>729211563>>729211785you have autism
>le hecking liminal spacerinos im going insaaaaane
>This game is TERRRRIFFFYYYYYING >thumbnail picture of....PokeyNot even the Lava Land face or the giant eel or something that might give a young player a little start when they see it. Fucking Pokey?
>>729212264Oh sorryᴬᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ ᴵ'ᴹ ᵀᴱᴿᴿᴵᶠᴵᴱᴰ
>This sent thousands of zoomers into therapy following an existential crisis
>>729210054>>729210393>>729210968>>729211563>>729211785>>729212115>>729212202>>729212301Another funny thread ruined because spergs and ESLs can't fucking understand satire
>>729212589it's ok it wasn't really that funny anyway
>>729212264What could they have possibly meant by this?! Scary stuff.
>>729210054Oooh tough guy detected
It's just like my favorite tranalog horrors!
>>729212264I do wonder what caused them to put up that sign. Who was being loud to cause a sign to be put up? Niggers I bet. I wonder who put it up though, Lakitu? Was it a job duty for him (asked to by his boss) or did he do it himself?
>B3313>get a pretty neat snowstormed castle grounds area>pause>"AAAAAAAA">dumb fucking spoopy creepypasta mario lunges out of nowhere and crashes the ROMI just wanted to explore a heckin liminal space, man.
>>729212589It wasn't that funny.>bro what if... what if objectively non-terrifying thing was actually le scary!!!!
>>729214883no arrow so you look like that.
>>729209142This looks like masonry. Where are the Epstein pedo orgies?
Aaaa I’m achieving gnosis aahhh I just defeated the beast of the apocalypse to rescue the who’re of Babylon.
these fuckers startled me whenever I saw them. the ghosts really made me hate trying to A-rank the pyramid and mine shaft levels when I was a kid.
Hell yeah brother I do know the time when me an' my brother Carl played them good 'ol Mario on the confounded Nintendo TV device and... uh... when we saw that no-good Goomba my brother went "HOLY SMOKES AAAAAAH!!!" and crapped his pants real good! Now me, I ain't such a scaredy-cat so my pants were clean as a new-born bebe, but I still couldn't get a wink of sleep that night from thinkin' of that no-good Goomba yeeeeeeep!!!
>>729218283Dude scared of tiles.
>game has deep lore
>>729209142It is, but not for the reason anyone here is capable of understanding.Zoomer brainlets will never achieve even a sliver of our achievements.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>729209142SM64 developers have a grounded understanding of masonic and religious imagery and use it to brainwash kids into becoming lifelong Nintendo fans
I have video essay retards fatigue
>another uncslop thread
these threads are gayer circlejerks than the sincere "liminal is scary" videos
Sorta unrelated but when I was a kid the Game Over screen from Melee & 64 scared me a little.
>>729209142
>>729212425B3313 was better than it had any right to be.
>>729209318>walk down empty room>walk into empty hallway>echos of your feet when do
Anyone know of any mario 64 romhacks that are similar to B3313? I loved the exploration aspect of it in particular
>>729222567The Melee one not so much, but 64 had scary sound effects
>>729209239Probably the glitched textures that came off him instead of the actual smoke textures.This is actually a thing.
>>729222354And they're both italian
>>729209142The Quiet Sadness of Super Mario 64...
>>729210054sighIndian firewall when?
