>Christmas! It is called Christmas! You call it a 'Holiday' one more time, I'll beat you so bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to you.
I am Jewish though
>>729215551>>729215551>>729216475How come I never hear about Muslim holiday? What’s their Christmas
ASS
>>729216524You never heard of Ramadan? It's like a month long thing. All I really know about it is they fast while the sun is up or something.
>>729216726Yes, and they bitch on how hard it is, you literally don't have to eat from like 5am to 6pm. I never had any issue with it (I'm not religious, I just do it for my family)
>>729216726Ramadan is their time of year for father & daughter sex, inbreeding has been a long tradition for muslims
>>729216860That actually makes sense and that must be why they have so many children so the dad doesn't get bored just fucking the same daughter
>>729216532TITS
>I could go for some roasted ham, a large portion of potatoes, hot chocolate with no marshmallows and a piece of candy cane.
>>729216820I can see it if you also wake up after 5am then go work like a physical job. I did that today on accident and I was semi hangry. Anyway I guess video games. I have L4D2 on my xbox. Is there any way to access the L4D1 maps anymore or am i gonna have to buy a LFD1 disc for it? I wanna system link.
CANDY ASSES
SCREW YOU, IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>729216726For a month they fast? I can’t imagine gym bros, they would lose their gains
>>729217346You only fast during the day, you can eat at night. It makes them incredibly bitchy all day long and without much surprise, violent crimes skyrocket during that period.
>>729217403What stops them from waking up at like 5am and eating a big meal?
>>729216475*throws bacon at you*
>>729217403I think hunger does that to everything. My turtle will get a little agressive if I don't at least give her some red leaf lettuce on veggie days. Bitches love red lead lettuce. I spoke to a turtle rescue lady and the turtles barely fight if they eat every day.
>>729216860I had a muslim friend once and he told me his dad used to take his sister into the bedroom and after like 20 minutes she would come out crying & only wearing half the clothes she went in with.I guess it's just normal for them
>>729216475What do Jewish Christmas trees look like?Like if I give you a Christmas present is that bad or offensive
>>729217561They do usually.>>729217586Oh yeah, being weakened from hunger causes massive mood swing.
>>729217662Fake there’s no way
>>729215551Happy Yule
>>729217664https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asherah_pole>Like if I give you a Christmas present is that bad or offensivedepends how expensive it is
>>729216475Banker!
>>729217020if you bought the cold stream dlc before they closed the store two years ago, you would have all the maps.now you're fucked and have to buy physical copies of both games if you want to play every map on the 360.
>>729215551I'm not even Christian and find it suspect only Christmas gets censored to "holidays".
>>729216860Stuff like this is why I'm surprised whites and Muslims don't get along more often
>>729218269:(Thanks. I'm SOL then. I lost my account cause the email site i used went under or something for my 360 account. Offerup is likely my best bet. The retro games store near me charges at least around 20 bucks across the board for any and all 360 titles even fucking Sneak King. I remember seeing that for a literal dollar at Gamestop.
>>729218475I agree, and so that must be why blacks and muslims do get along so well
>gift you a brand new car from xmas
>>729218448I disagree based off the fact that nobody has ever wished me a happy Kwanzaa. That aside I always figured it was more shorthand for "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" cuz both are holidays and I likely won't see you.
>>729215551>He calls it christmas instead of Yule
>>729218726I don't think most people in the western world know what Kwanzaa is.
>>729217403>It makes them incredibly bitchy all day longI almost got into a fight just going to a restaurant about 30 mins before sundown in a muslim country during ramadan. people will shoot daggers at you just for ordering fucking lunch, they have constant calls to prayer blaring over loudspeakers plastered everywhere all throughout the day, and give every excuse under the sun about how they can't get a work paper over to you for the next week because everything bureaucratic is at a standstill.
>>729216860>>729216938>>729217662>Christmas thread>IMMEDIATELY brings up incestYou faggots can't go on five minutes without inserting your shit fetish into everything >>729217817Pic
>>729219038You can't lie on the internet, that's illegal.
>>729219038ask an arabic family how many of their relatives are married to their cousins.
>>729218865I think it's pretty cool. I also am not African or look African but I enjoy the Kente hats and the robes. >>729219147Dude, lay off FDR.
>>729219430>Dude, lay off FDR.want to elaborate?
>>729216524>>729217346Muslim here. Ramadhan is like, the spiritual bootcamp. The festivities that comes after is our 'christmas'. It's called Eidilfitri
>>729218182>>729218182What do you mean?
>>729219574>Muslim hereGet the fuck off my internet.
>>729219518I thought it was common knowledge that FDR married his cousin. Maybe Jeopardy common knowledge. Can't blame the guy, Elanor was a great woman.
>>729219760now explain how this is more prominent in american culture than arabic ones.
>>729219629no
>>729219574It's also just called "Eid"
>>729219574Neat, is it gift-giving or more of a celebration/feast only? Is it like "we abstained pretty good, let's eat some rich ass food."? I feel like I have never heard people say anything other than Ramadan Kareem.
>>729216726> they fast while the sun is upWITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
I hate Christmas
>everyone wishes me a merry christmas>no one wishes me a happy birthday;_;
>>729215551>Thread is full of pakisI finally get why loli and ai slop is so prominent on /v/
>>729220023If your birthday is on christmas, that just means you were a gift to the world anon
>>729215551you won't do shit polpedo
>>729219859It used to be prominent in almost every culture, what do you mean? The guy was president and I never saw record of his wife being used against him. I am not even saying it in a negative way. You live in a small town/village back then, you get slim pickins.
>>729215551We always say Happy Holiday because everybody knows it's Chrismas.
>>729220054while I don't dispute that and indians are rapelords, white Americans of the conservative persuasion are also all pedophiles too
>>729215551no worries, i call it 圣诞节 (shèng dàn jié)fun fact, santa claus is known as 圣诞老人 which translates to "christmas boomer"
>>729216524it's called kwanza or something
>>729220179You guys got Santa Claus? Is he the same guy or is he an Asian guy? Also does he do gifts or just little candies/treats? Also how recent would you say that is culturally?
>>729220080Thanks anon, that actually made me smile
>>729220016>Francis alerted the Krampus
>>729215551Christmas is a holiday. It is also followed closely by another holiday, and most people are off work in between. So, happy holidays, Anon.
>>729219629>racismCareful... BROWNly isn't gonna like this one! If I were you, I'd delete that post before he logs in to the IRC.
>>729219942Yeah but there are 2 Eids. The Eidilfitri is the one for Ramadhan celebration.>>729219946Celebration and feast. But also money. Of course, to rewind a bit: Ramadhan is not just about abstaining from food and water, it's actually also focuses on spiritual cleansing and building up spiritual strengths and building up stronger connections with God. It is always adviced to eat in moderate proportions and not being wasteful, not just for Ramadhan for Eid as well.
I call it the festive break in work because it's funny knowing there's conservatards getting upset about it
>>729220023Happy pre-birthday and hey at least if you gotta work on your birthday you get holiday pay. When I work on my bday all I get is angry. >>729219983Lol that game is due for a replay. I don't remember even understanding the story back then. I remember Armstrong and the perpetual war but also some underground lab and the Brazilian kid??
>>729220461I can definitely understand the relation with the fasting and I assume prayer. When I was religious I would do water fasts for a day or two and it certainly felt more intense. Even nowadays fasting I need water. Is no water a must or has that become more relaxed over time.
>>729220847Complete abstain from water and food. No loopholes.
>>729220847No, things don't become relaxed over time in Islam. Because the laws set up in Islam haven't changes for a 1000 years
>>729220135>It used to be prominent in almost every cultureand yet where does it still persist? a lot changes over the course of half a century, but apparently not enough for some people.
>>729220968>>729220957Dang. Thanks for the information, I don't know any Muslim people in my day to day. Well a bit in high school but I never asked her the details besides can you eat yet or not.
>>729217017>Okay. I will deep-fry you an entire goddamn reindeer.
>>729221292You are welcome. Enjoy your holidays.
>>729217017>>729221382Holy shit, guys, Christmas time!
>>729221595>Hey, Ellis, why don't you tell us about the time I gifted you a 'shut up' mug?
>>729221847>Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to become Santa? He really wanted Santa to be real so he decided he'd go down chimneys and deliver presents to children, but he got stuck halfway through a chimney on his first delivery, he tried to scream but his gift bag must have clogged the chimney because nobody could hear him, eventually he did managed to slide further down and the owners' kids found him, but man, you don't think they'd be capable to do it with their tiny teeth but kids will tears your nuts off, because Keith-
>>729222128>That's a great story, Ellis. Shame you couldn't finish it, we can hear the rest later in the saferoom.
