The first two hours might be the most kino in gaming this decade. I then spent the next five hours roaming around killing shit before I even got to the Mythril Mines. The critiques about the amount of filler are valid, but I'm still having fun.Also Aerith is the best girl.
sucked n flopped
Slop raped by metaphor and e33 at goty
>>729216109It's sold over three million copies across platforms. Besides, I'm taking about the game, not sales. Reread the OP and try again.>>729216208See>>729216109
Raped by 20 year late port of a PS1 game.
Biggest disappointment in video game history, I'd be surprised if Square ever makes a third demake, I'm sure the suits are considering on pulling the plug.
>>729215979>>>/lgbt/
>>729216519They're in profit and it'll continue to sell for the next two years before the next release. You're welcome to remain delusional though.
>>729216559This is accurate though because everyone who was a fan of FF7 as a kid grew up to be gay
pity bump
>>729216208Metaphor looks like a Switch exclusive, but isn't even on the Switch.
>>729216773Faithful remake vs LGBTQ+ Ubishit.
>>729216697Nope. Love vii. More than you or any other shitty zoomer tranny on this board. Played it when I was 10 when it came out in the states. Grew up to be a 6'4 hick. Joined the army because I idolized soldier so much. Stupid decision but what can you do. Still love it though. Fuck the faggot remake. I would literally stomp holes into any faggot I saw sucking the remake off in person but I am surrounded by normie adults now in a small city and have never come across a single person. The only "people" I have to put up with liking the remake are the browns and trannies that have invaded 4chan in the last 10 years, which are distinctly different from ghe femboy traps of yesteryear.
>>729217008The remakes are objectively better.
>>729216478Common turn BASED win.
>>729215979>>729216697>>729217124Boy does it not surprise me that a FF14 tranny like you that worships corporare Square products also hates actual final fantasy games.
Why is Cloud not a canon incel in universe?
>>729215979Merry christmas OP, enjoy the game, it's awesome
For someone who just started the game you sure are invested in how well it sold. Buy an ad next time.
>Remake didn't know what it wanted to be>Rebirth wanted to be too much>Retardation is going to be the definitive 'this is what happens when you outsource your teams to AI' gameI have never seen a 'break glass in case of emergency' handled so poorly.
>>729215979god i hate cringe compilation of final fantasy and the demakes
>>729216401>It's sold over three million copiesThe original broke 3 million in release week. In 1997. The remakes have done such irreparable damage to the IP that they're making less sales in a market that's 100x the size.
>>729217324Never played 14. Or maybe I did. Was that the boy band one? It was trash. I only got like 10 hours in before turning it off.I've played 7 through 12. The remakes are superior. The original was great for its time. Having the story retold and expanded is fantastic. I can't imagine not liking them if you loved the original.I hope they remake 8 and 9.
The Nibelheim flashback is something the remake does indisputably worse than the original.
>>729217684You did not like the original, autist.
>>729216478Embarrassing kek
>>729217467I didn't bring sales figures into the thread, retard.
>>729217362But by actual appearance of the lore, he is.
>>729215979>kinoI immediately disregard anyone's opinion that uses this.
>>729216109>>729216478>>729216519>>729216559>>729216773these posts? all the same person AKA samefag
>>729216401>>729217761You are crashing out, sis.
>>729217684lollmao even
>>729217775Brown. Kill yourself.
>>729217732I can guarantee my /played on the original is higher than yours and you were eternally filtered by Emerald and Ruby.
>>729217819>replying to someone bringing in sales figures actually me bringing in sales figures Absolute state of you faggots.
It takes a truly atrocious pile of shit to be rated worse than XV & XVI.
>>729217901Nowhere online does it say Rebirth sold 3 million copies except cope posters on /v/. Just admit you're upset about E33 getting so much attention and that your flopslop was forgotten.
>>729217847The fact that you think anyone could be filtered by WEAPONS shows you didn't even play the original, or are a retarded zoomer.
reminder that /v/ does not care about redditbirth and that all these spam threads are made by the same 2 brownoids
Why did rebirth flop?
>>729217997If you looked you'd find its actually higher than that.I'm not upset about E33. The uproar of shitskins and trannys seething about it winning GOTY has been fucking hilarious. >>729218015Who am I kidding. You never finished disc 1.
I don't mind the battle system, what pisses me off is the blatant white washing, revisionism and no cohesive art direction.>Barrets cell is really hardcore they are fundamentalists bombing the reactors they don't give a fuck about collateral damage>Barrets Avalanche planned, risked their lives and hired Cloud to make sure they get the job done>But you see the bomb was a firecracker and it was actually SHINRA THAT BLEW IT UPTalk about wanting to have the cake and eat it.
>>729217562AC:S still gets my vote. At least SE has been able to milk the remakes some using R* method of GTA5's staggered releases. Ubisoft had to sell off a chunk of the company after publicly saying they didn't care about the negative reception because they believed in the product so much. FF7 still should have been a no brainer lay up though after decades of teasing it just to bait and switch people at every turn.
>>729215979>The first two hours might be the most kino in gaming this decade. Finally someone else gets it. The flash back was the most competent part of Rebirth.
>>729218218It hasn't even passed 2 million.
>>729215979Fuck off back to resetera.
>>729218338You can believe what you want, but you'll never be a woman.
>>729218469I choose to believe SE when they say it flopped over someone who is allegedly 2 hours into the game for the first time.
doing a pretty bad job of pretending that you just started the game for the first time. protip: everyone is well aware of how obsessed female fags are with sales.
>>729218604remake fags* didn't mean to imply you could become a woman. because you can't and you should stop trying.
>Take a relatively inoffensive NPC and turn him into the most annoying insufferable prick How do they keep accomplishing this
wokeslop
>>729217826If Cloud and Tifa had high affection value, I refuse to believe their relationship would be that fucking cold in Advent Children, therefore they didn't.
>>729218604the girls came early today then >>729216109
>>729218676Is ironic that this creation makes me give the side eye to Hojo more than anything else he was involved in.
>daily 3am rebirth adse is truly fucked if they are resorting to fivver jeets to advertise
>>729218158No turn based, no buy.On a more serious note. Rebirth is the most passive aggresive action game that hates the fact that it has to atleast pretend to be a jRPG game. Allow me to enumerate:> No materia birth mechanic because fuck you. You will only have this much materia because I want you to only have this much customization options. Yes, I want people to be forced to make specific choices while pretend they have choices in a jRPG. Why are you giving me funny looks?> No items use in Hard Mode/VR. You will waste time maxing Item Master and Item Economizer materia. I will make one tab of item transmuter menu completely redundant. Did you saved Elixirs for when you need them? Well fuck you!> I will also make it a pain in the ass to restore MP just to give HP<>MP materia artificial value by relegating one character to be a healbot. >hur dur skill isue.Ok cool. Shut the fuck up. You probably bought your plat from Digital2Buy or got your ass carried by Solestro.
>>729218218You never even held the discs.
>>729218737Advent Children isn't real. Nothing past the original ps1 games are real. Its all just shitty fucking fanfic. Advent children was a shitty ad on top of being fanfic. Kill yourself, brownoid.
>>729218576I haven't forgiven Rob for shilling Vagrant Story
>>729215979False. The game only gets good when Yuffie joins.
>>729222112You only say that because you like yuffie
>>729215979My honest recommendation for a first playthrough is to just do the story content and skip everything else. Unless you're brain-damaged the amount of filler bullshit will start to sour you on the game. Thankfully the main story content is great
>>729222269>My honest recommendation for a first playthrough is to just do the story content and skip everything else.That's my advice too, for any JRPG
I played the Remake and Rebirt because someone said there was a sex scene with that Italian girl with the long black hair...
>>729215979AI sloppa, shit game that is bloated with minigames all to stretch it out across 3 games.
>>729219002>Yes, I want people to be forced to make specific choices while pretend they have choices in a jRPG.You're crying about the game forcing you to make choices with limited resources? Jesus christ shut the fuck up my man. Have you ever played a JRPG in your lifeBtw writing the 'j' in lower case is going to get you a lot of pussy so good job on that but everything else you wrote is gay which is why i didn't even read any of it
>>729216478>Copies sold in the last 7 days>Rebirth 286>FF9 1,400Holy shit KEK, based turnbased FF win.
>>729216208Whats this methapor? Never heard of it
>>729222487Yes, I did played all relevant Square jRPGs from PSX golden era and you know what they all of them have in common? They allow me to break the game with infinite customization. If Rebirth wasn't an established FF7 IP then I wouldn't give a damn. But it is an established FF7 IP and FF7 has established something in the past: materia birth. You will read this post and you will respond just like you did with the previous one.
>>729222241True. But who doesn't?
>>729215979Just Try to tackle the side content at your own pace, no need to do everything immediately
>>729215979>critiques>validOP you are in for a whole heap of trouble
>>729223503I refuse to criticize SE for putting shit content in these games. The blame is entirely on the player who should know not to play the side content. You will ALWAYS see me posting multiple times in these threads to make clear it's the players fault and not SEs.
>>729223604No need to make these falseflags with me, jimbo, i know who you areSomeone else will fall for it
