All you need to do is not be ugly and have a sexy confident voice to get superhero hotties crawling over you. Mecha Man isn’t even that tall or muscular. He’s just an average looking skinny guy with freckles but because Arron Paul has crafted one of the sexiest voices in gaming history he gets women making passes at him everyday. Half of Z-team is his harem!
>>729227089He's also authoritative and hypercompetent.
>>729227089i love my retarded wife
>>729227089you're absolutely retarded. he's one of the best, most recognizable superheroes, and the second best looking guy in the whole game after phenomaman.
>>729227089and his romance options are manipulative sociopath boss or ADHD smoker with lengthy criminal history
>>729227645Jesus would not approve
>>729227645>Blonde Blazer>sociopathWhat?
>>729227089>skinnythere's the rub
>>729227089Hot women will always fuck the chad, and marry the money making loser. I'm primed for getting married in my mid to late 30s because thats just how life works. If im lucky she'll have a body count below 100 and let me hit on my birthday.
>>729227253>t.
>>729227089Literally the whole point of the game is to pander to office working normie drones. Look at the fucking poster. This fucking normie MC standing in the urinals surrounded by superheroes.Message from devs is "Life is so hard and scary but you matter, noname office guy named Robert. Here, have a waifu!"This game disgusts me, and his voice doesnt even match him. Sounds too old
>>729227089>All you need to do is not be uglyWell fuck me then, it's over
>Can't date the batShit game
>>729227293>the second best looking guy in the whole game after phenomaman.Did too much gooning to mid whores ruin your memory?
>>729229989flambae's weird proportions and faggotry ruin him. Bobert was specifically made to be the stereotype of "attractive-but-not-immersion-breaking" protagonist.
>>729230045Delectable cope.Virtually every guy who gets more than a few seconds of screen time looks better than Mid Man.The only exceptions are Armstrong and Waterboy.
>>729230383he does look pretty fucking weird.
You all sound like women
>>729227089>functionally invisible in any public setting>nobody says anything to me>I have nothing to say to anybody
Robert owes Courtney love and sex.
