>>729229690
stop fucking kids

>>729229690
They are off game in the 'cord as a mark of shame

What purely theoretical category of person seriously considers the presence or absence of achievements to be dealbreakers

[ ----|--------------------- ] age
[ --------------------|----- ] brat
[ ------------------------|- ] correction

you're just gonna keep moving the goalposts; it doesn't really matter what they do

hat teenager paw print stickers

blargsnarf's hat brat guttermeat set
adriandustred's hat slut's nyakuza marathon sets

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>>729229690
Yeah yeah. Where is that new game of your?

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2 more days
trust the plan

>>729229690
>turns on steam achievement manager

>>729232370
>blargsnarf's hat brat guttermeat set
that's lost media

>>729234494
i know and i fucking HATE IT
there's only one picture remaining and it's on his website i think

>>729234494
>>729234861
Why is it lost media?
Can't you just ask him for it?

>>729235275
>asking artists for anything
lol good luck

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do you think there will be a cheevo for angling the camera to look at carol's butt? haha

Achivos don't matter, Online does. I NEED to pwn you noobs in some capture the flag or tdm

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>>729235945
>Achivos don't matter
What good is online if you don't have cheevos to show'em?

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>>729235945
>look at the available servers on the browser
>"UOOOH ONLINE EROTIC"
>"CUTE AND FUNNY | NO FRAG ERP SERVER"
>"ERP JOIN OUR DISCORD"
>"CAROL'S BIG BUTT"
>"24/7 TDM 300 POINTS UNREAL WEAPON SET"
>"SOBBING EMOJI ToT ToT ToT"
>join TDM server
>lewd mod downloads itself anyway

>>729236207
My 360noscopes are my chivos and whole servers will see them
>>729236341
Just makes for easier fraggin

>>729229690
Why dos they feel a need to add troon shit into the game

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>84% of the 906 user reviews for this game are positive

>>729237128
>Carol's face when she finds me animalistically pounding Meng in a bush near her tent

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>>729237128
>Looks at the negative reviews
This is the face of the anti onirism

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>>729237128
They're not sending their best

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>>729237437
this one is especially retarded

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I am patiently waiting for 2.0

>>729237629
are you a gril?

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>>729229909
I can't I'm sorry

>>729237128
god I love her smile

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>>729237942

>>729230789
If you aren't contributing to your gaming career there is no reason to play.

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>>729238207
the smile that captured our hearts

are we getting another set of winners for the next part of the update?

>>729239029
__________no

>>729237865
>>729235840
Achievement Unlocked: Carol Pregnant

>>729237629
will I have to reinstlal the WHOLE FUCKING GAME for 2.0 because the last update was almost that size.

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>>729239029
We'll get a free post-game area.

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>>729237367
i looked at his post, it boils down to 'shit is red heres my specs' which is near worthless

>>729237437
>one combat track
did he get lost in chroma and never leave?

>>729239467
So with how the game is packaged because unity, when they update ANY file in a package that package has to be redownloaded. For any big update its better to just move/delete the game folder and redownload entirely because patching is slow.

>>729239634
And the game worked fine on his laptop so it's totally not his shit monitor or anything kek

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>>729238796

>>729239634
shota carol..
oh noooo haha
Hellene would hate that

>>729238796
where's the spade?

>>729239987
On her womb.

If pressed I consider the Xbox 360 my favorite console. Just in terms of "game library".

But I wish that weren't the case, because it introduced the worst of all gaming trends, achievement systems. If Xbox hadn't done this, Sony wouldn't have introduced trophies, and the whole gaming landscape wouldn't be all fucked up.

>>729239987
on my ass

>>729240496
Bejitabro...

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>middle school
I can't believe carol was a hag this whole time. I feel so betrayed.

>>729240864
Shes only 11 in that cutscene because the summer ended and she started ms

>>729240864
where do you think brats come from?

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Uh, b-bros?

I can’t really play a game if it doesn’t have achievements
I mean I will if it’s an arcade game with friends, but solo?
I need something to show that my time wasn’t wasted :P

>i need to show other people that i'm capable of having fun all by myself

>>729241325
Achievement unlocked: Carol upskirt

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finally got your game mister developer, what is the funniest dificulty?

>>729241575
The game is pretty easy if you've played shooters before so take the hardest one. The hard in this game comes when some bug, as in a glitch fucks you up