MARIO (2026)
>no subtitlesyou forgot the most important thing of this video, fucking idiot
NINTENDO SUE THIS MAN
>>729229975Say what you will but this Mario would have solved the problem immediately.
UNREAL ENGINE ANYWAY HE CAN
>twitter slop
>>729229975marior if he psycho
>>729230059Posting the full video with sound cause OP couldn't do his job righthttps://files.catbox.moe/fnu1z2.mp4
>>729229975While this may work as a concept that has some value that can be derived from it, it obviously wouldn't work as a game. The gameplay looks like shit. Mario looks like he controls terribly. The premise of "what if mario but graphics and violence" is unoriginal and uninteresting. It's the kind of thing third worlders would get excited over in a youtube comment section.
>>729230837Calm down unc it's just a video
>>729229975imbecile
>>729229975>Focus, Malways gets me
>>729230457>Focus MAll of it is great but that line in particular kills me.
>>729229975N
>>729231056>>729231057Focus, Mmind
>>729230457mario if he AAA slop
literally cyberpunk 2077
THIS SUMMER...
>>729231132EVERYONES FAVORITE PLUMBER
this summer…everyone’s favorite plumber…is coming to the big screencuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler What a bummer!Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDYMario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can’t hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he’s about to read “princess peach kidnapped” remember to take up luigi, who’s alarm is the local radio “in other news, princess peach has been-”Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari “It’s a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we’re going to get anything done!”Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, “just go on without me, man”Mario: “but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I’m just… Regular Mario Brother.”two brothers will find themselvesMario “what?! Peach is missing?”Luigi “really?”and maybe PeachMario “and bowser took her?”Luigi “wow REALLY?”but first they have to find Bowserbowser: “I know what girls like!”presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach “fire flower?”Peach kicks him in the balls“AAAAA My fire balls!”who might need to be saved from peachpeach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it’s Kristen Schaal “I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”this summer is going to bemontage of slap stickbowser twerkingMario “aaawkward”this summer is going to be…montage that’s pretty much the inevitable dance party endingtoad doing a head spin“LIIIIIIIIT”this summer is going to be!*montage of every time they say “super” in the movieSUPERSuper Mario Bros.
>>729231281
THERE'S A MAN WHO HAS ARTISTIC VISIONHE'S SHOWING UP NINTENDO WITH EACH DECISION
They nailed the radio dialogue kek
>>729231313>a bunch of jews with token black guyHard to watch movies these days when you've become redpill about hollywood
>>729231281>FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDYI miss these days
>>729229975Where is the fun?
>>729231281kinda sad it was technically like this. Not all the way but it has some traits
>>729229975@FBI @CIANINTENDOSUE THIS MAN
>>729229975>Anti soul gasNo thanks
