Waiting for the King to come for his Christmas visit to /v/
>>729232686merry christmas, i hope eric is doing well
>>729232686>bought the game back in 2017>still haven't actually beaten it
I just started the game, any tips?
>>729232793dont sweat it there are unlimited years
Eric, if you're reading this, I'd sell my soul to Satan if it meant you'd make the Jas marriage mod canon. Do it, faget.
Had to pay off debt this month so I can't afford it this moment so hopefully I can snag it later. Don't need it gifted, I want to be there for the moment.Merry Christmas /v/ and Ape.
BAZZ
When the phuck is it coming out?
Shut the fuck up is there a porn mod for this shit
>>729233032After he design one or two "Jas" for it
>>729232686saar please deliver the free steam key codes saarwe are running out of keys to resell saar
>>729233698Game has no pat option when interacting with Jas. Why? She deserves it. Lemme pat the qt.
>last year ape himself didn't come to 4chan because of the pedo posters>instead we just got a twitter bot>this year the pedo posters have already started spamming ahead of himEvery year things get worse
>>729233936>he missed Ape coming to /vg/ right while we were celebrating the release of the C-team mod and witnessing ALL of it firsthandGod I hate newfags.
>>729235584Yeah but at the end of the day you're a pedophile though.
>>729236810C-Team and Jas marriage are Ape-endorsed mods though
>>729236810>yea but [moves goal posts]
>>729237095Lets not normalize child marriage
>>729233032I like the Dr. Wily's Castle pipe on the chocolate factory.
>>729235584>/vg/ew
>>729233936Last year wasn't the one with messages in the Santa pic and a second thread?
>>729233032Eventually™
>>729237849Ok Karen
Isn't this a little *ungrateful* anons?A game developer decides to do a nice thing for the anons and suddenly it has become an expectation.You're all waiting for it. It's an obligation now. How would you feel if I didn't post keys this year?
>>729240615You aint gonna drop any keys anyways. You're not him.
>>729240615But I did have breakfast this morning
>>729240615I'ts an expectation he come to visit us. He don't need to drop any key at all. I already bought the game. Even if he doesn't come I'll still love Stardew Valley and Jas.
>>729240615>Erm, aren't you a little ungrateful that the sun rises every dayRepetition becomes expectation anon. It's only ungrateful if people get mad when it doesn't happen.
>>729240615I just want to wish him a Merry Christmas. I've owned SDV for ages so for me it's more about continuing what's been a rather pleasant tradition in this hellscape.
>>729241152Exactly
>>729233936he absolutely was here last year i got a copy from it
>>729241439So don't call it ungrateful if people haven't gotten mad about it not happening.
PLEASE LET ME MARRY CAROLINE APE-SAMA
>>729233812Can you talk like a normal person
>>729232686play better farming simulators
>>729242519Better yet, just play 'em all
Jas marriage update fucking when?
>>729232793If you enjoy the game you will feel compelled to play through it again, by which point you will know how to min-max and sweat to do everything efficiently and fast, so for your first run literally just do whatever feels right and whatever you want and enjoy it, you won't get this first time ever again.
