Games set in ancient Egypt are peak comfy.
>>729233302
Dark pussy
>>729233302cute pussy
Of all the gods, Anubis is the most peak, that and Bastet.
What are your peak egypt games?
Would you date an egyptian god anon?
>>729233662Serious Sam.
>>729233302you will die empty and alone, hideous femcel
>>729233662Assassin's Creed Origins.
WE
>>729233813yea
>>729233517>worshipping a janitor and a prostitute as peak
Fellas, I REALLY want to post more, but everything about Egypt seems too horny to post here. When did ancient egypt became linked to erotic undertones? I thought they were just dead and mummies.
>>729234456>When did ancient egypt became linked to erotic undertones?undertones? Egypt was always horny.
>>729234456>I REALLY want to post morePlease don't.
>>729233302Be honest OP you just wanted more images of this bint
Should I try Age of Mythology? I heard you can play ancient egypt.
>>729234456I need to cum deep deep inside these two while they slather me in the sloppiest kisses.
>>729233356People forget how glitchy and bad these games are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vjqH2mYTW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ESgwx6a5RYNothing beats this setting; Egypt should be interesting for a video game franchise. We can make anything with it, from Tomb Raider games to simple exploration. But devs don't care. Or they won't let them.
>>729234456Ancient Egyptians were not ashamed of being horny nor being furries, nor being horny for their furry godsThey were unfathomably based
>>729234253> AnubisDivine judge of the underworld> Bastet Holy assassin of Ra and destroyer of chaosRead a book
>>729235618They had some very interesting rites. One of them included mating with a crocodile. An actual crocodile, one that eats zebras.
>>729233356Is this actually good or does it only get posted because its 1 of 5 actual egyptian games made in the past 20 years?
>>729235920oh so the whore is also a birdfucker
>>729236224>>729235257meh. There's nothing better, but the bar is very low.
>>729233302I had no clue so many existed. What are these titles?
>>729233302Maze of kings, made by the jurassic world lost world arcade devs. Same cheesy voice acting and gameplay style.
>>729236057Tell me more?
>>729233302damn you just know timmy can't handle that
>In Ancient Egypt calling your partner "Brother" or "Sister" respectively was one the highest terms of romantic endearment>Akin to calling someone your beloved, soulmate, other halfBruh
>>729237638its strange why i dont like her. maybe because shes a manipulator
>>729237586Probably spilled from the pharaonic incest to preserve their divine blood.
>>729237768Actually the term usage seems to slightly predate the trend of Pharaonic Incest being Normalized during the New Kingdom.
>>729236224It's meticulous and authentic in most places, yet can't help itself and adds some changes based on modern politics. At least it tells upfront about it, points them out.I loved how extensively importance of rituals, general relationship with the gods or culture is portrayed. Both Roman influenced and local. Lots of small sovl details all around. Too much combat and yet another loot system. It's not as critical, mostly pointless and basic. Definitely not as tedious or derivative to play through as Odyssey/Valhalla.
Egypt is so cool. Too bad it got Arabed and lost its charm.
>>729233813>Jumps your archers and starts raping them.
>>729233302You just know
>>729233302Egyptian games are always peak for the aesthetic, but is that all there is? Are there any stories that can be done uniquely with Egyptian mythology, or at least that incorporate Egyptian mythos in a way that it becomes core to the game?At best, I can think of having the world change from day to night, representing Ra's journey from the world to the underworld.
>>729237638>>729237757>>729238026They made her way too evil, so much not even her looks and style help
>>729238026wait is the wrappings tieing her and she's topless or is the wrap part of her top?
>>729237374>>729237447Kek
>>729238149>>729237768>>729237586I mean, doesn't it kinda make sense from a meaning standpoint? Your sibling is the closest person to you, connected by blood and the womb. Calling someone your sibling would essentially be saying that they are that close to you, having the same importance and connection of birth.
>>729238283First destroyed by greeks, romans, then muslims.Now they're getting we wuzzed.
>>729239058delicious meat
>>729233384Anubia's pretty pussy lips
>>729238625>Brown women when they see a white tourist
>>729233302>>729233356>>729233384>>729236709Egyptians were white
>>729239703what happens to white people who wear nothing and walk around in the sun all day?
>>729239906
>>729238283I'd love to go there one day, but its unironically one of the most dangerous places in the world.
>>729239906THE KING OF GAMES
>>729239850Sex with brown women
>>729239703Yeah, but that makes the jew, the nig and the mudslim salty.Real Egyptians were just tanned whites. Brown straight hair, blue and green eyes, fair facial features, smart as fuck, loved animals.>>729239850Depends, some turn red, some turn orange, some turn olive, some turn light brown.
>>729233302>open his twitter>one of the first posts i see is him reposting someone seething about trump (nothing about policies just orange man bad).big yikes here dawg
>>729239703Yes, and? Given their relative distance to Greece and the equator as well at the climate of Egypt, it's likely they had a darker, olive skin. They key feature though is that while their skin was darker, these depictions don't have the flat nose or sloped head. Race isn't just skin color retard.
>>729233987Wut?
For me, it's Egypt with Hellenistic characteristics
>>729240253could have guessed just by the skin tone on the art
>>729239982If I could go back 3000 years to the past and manipulate the Pharaoh to completely wipe the middle east in the most violent and barbaric way possible, carrying all the fury of Sekhmet, I would with no hesitation.Not a single kingdom or tribe left alive, no persians, no babylonians, no canaanites, no hebrews, NOT ONE.
>>729239850important people dont walk around in the sun all day
>>729240253TrannyArtists gonna tranny. Btw remember to give another Billion to Israel!
>>729240462>remember to give another Billion to Israelif they were mocking that i would respect them more, but no, its some retarded imaginary bullshit, always
>>729240254>Race isn't just skin color retard.This will never get through normies headsmy wife is blonde + golden eyes and has far right's skin color + extremely racist
>Egyptology was started by ancient egyptians who just uncovered old shit buried in the sandWere Egyptians lazy or just incapable of maintaining old structures like tombs or Sphinx?
egyp gud.........................
>>729240656sexo...........
Kind of want a fromsoft game that takes place in egypt
Oh yeah, son
IF your concept of white is anglosaxon/germanic/british/irish/scottish, then you are not only stupid but also retarded, and wrong
>>729233302All three of them?
>>729233356>>729236709Damn, that's an ugly CleoImagining playing another Late Ptolemaic Egypt game when Expeditions Rome has this absolute smokeshow
>>729240803IF your concept of white then you are not only stupid but also retardedthe whole concept is retarded and pointless
>>729240803its arbitrary anyway. Irish have never been considered white until like 20 years ago
>>729233662Pharaoh
>>729240384Isn't that just basically the plot of Serious Sam?
>>729240753ABSOLUTELY NOT, the entire game will revolve around the concept of Ra and him travelling around the sky in a circle to carry the sun, and because he stopped doing it or something people lost their humanity, so it's your duty as the chosen one to fight your way up and use your powerful soul to rekindle Ra or become Ra or something, or fully embrace the night. Literally DS1/2/3/ER/AC6 all over again.
>>729240640>my wife is blonde + golden eyes and has far right's skin colorRare admixture, is she Balkan?
>>729240647Most egyptian stuff got robbed heavily. King tutankhamuns tomb is probably the most "complete" one we will ever find. Even it was looted twice before being found, and he was buried in an unusually small chamber.
>>729240956Most american anglos don't consider 80% of Europe white.Do you think it's some kind of resentment in their dna back when the romans were treating germanic tribes worse than wolves, and thought of the swamp britons as the most stupid and ugly looking race?
egypptian girls used to wash their pussies out with a mix of olive oil and lemon juice, it was a contraceptive at the time. imagine fucking one and you get lemon juice in yo dick haha
>>729240956You people are retarded.Irish have always been considered white.Literally no law segregating whites from colored ever excluded the Irish people
>>729233356WE WUZ KANGZ
>>729241620Ok Paddy “Papist Potatomuncher” O’Retard
>>729239850>I'm white, the sun just made me brownTanning is not something winter living humans experience, nor the nobility
>>729241620It's not about laws, it's about societal perception. You could have pale skin, blue eyes and blonde hair, but the second you say you are from a country that is not anglo-germanic, you instantly lose your "white" card.
>>729241732>can't prove claim>seethesAll you need to find is a historical example of a paddy being barred from a "whites only" space.
>>729240254>y- yeah b- but they're greeks, s- so olive n stuffOP is black with an animu faceAnd yes we know race is more than skin, that's why Greeks today suffer from sickle cell
Who cares, Egypt peaked during Ptolemaic times. You know, when the greek culture started overtaking the egyptian one.
Love me some Egypt, but also just the Bronze Age in general. So much politcal and economic warfare going on that fuels the fires of war and diplomacy. And the lives of the lower classes seems to have a certain level of forward mobility that many seem to have lost nowadays. Even Sargon the Great was commented as being a commoner who rose to the rank of charioteer commander in the Ensi's army, then couped him and began a level of conquest unseen in the ancient world.
>>729241848That's retarded.All anthropological definitions included the Irish as white.Huxley's classification had two divisions of whites, to cover the whole gamut of Mediterranean to nordic
>>729240778>>729240958
>Egypt thread>random Mick ranting about being whitelol, lmao
>>729241761It's a well know facts that Roman and Greek males tanned a lot because of outdoor activities You can even see the difference between men and women in the mosaics, men are almost reddish brown, women are very pale
Another Bronze Age/Egpytian/Whatever thread, another chance to provide education to nerds like myself. https://www.youtube.com/@dig.archaeologyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Kc7NmPpME&list=PLUyGT3KDxwC_w5FzOyzCp0VKLq_ODorh_Enjoy, fellow chads.
enough of your weeaboo nonsense post REAL Egyptian catgirls
>Egypt thread>random brownoid wants to set the definition of whitenessKek
>>729233302hell yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzzAckDhiYE
>>729242008based
>>729242152SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX A TRILLION BILLION YEARS OF SEX BETWEEN OUR PEOPLE
>>729241620are you aware of the scientific discoveries in the last 200 years
>>729242152>His only personality trait is posting waifushit>Not even from a GOOD game but some forgettable trashPathetic, how do you live with yourself?
>>729242194Cultured.
>>729242231The ones that claim that there's no such as "races" and that we're all the same?
>>729241848Okay Patty
https://youtu.be/miNd08mhuAw
>>729240254yeah, in school we were thaught there are europeoids, negroids and mongoloidsso /pol/s endless quest on figuring out who's white and who isn't is strange to met.ivan
https://youtu.be/0mCwwITuTKI
>>729241761Sucks for you that civilization came from non-winter living humans (Rome, Greece, Egypt), and your nobility is not even from the European continent (j*ws)>>729241954No it didn't. That was the end of it, the reason it fell.>>729241994He literally treated any non anglogermanic European as a second class European
>>729242152>makes better diplomacy screens, animations and dialogue than civ ever had>civ regresses every game since>MoO didn't get another gameIt's sad
>>729234456>When did ancient egypt became linked to erotic undertones?way earlier than you think
>>729242152I wish she was in a PROPER game
>>729242410black > teal
>>729233302>we wuz kangs>>729240253That "Egyptian" being drawn as a negro should have given it away.
>>729242524true desu
>>729242552thats a huge bitch (affectionate)
>>729242284yesyou can call different groups of people as races, but white black chinese jewish is moronic distinction and needs to die out
https://youtu.be/MZtytj8c77o>WHEN PLAYING THE EGYPTIANS THERE ARE TWO THINGS TO REMEMBER
>>729242450>>makes better diplomacy screens, animations and dialogue than civ ever hadi like cleo looking at your gock tho
>>729242416>Sucks for you that civilization came from non-winter living humans (Rome, Greece, Egypt)It came from Mesopotamia and whatever the Chinese had.Rome continued until it was engulfed by Germans on the one side and Arabs on the other, and despite being colonised by Germans in the north, who then unified the country, Italy never did anything ever again.The largest and most advanced Empire was British.These are the most well recorded facts in history.But we're not talking about history, we're talking about the skin on your hand because you're acting like an Argentinian.
https://pharaoh.se/ancient-egypt/titles-and-epithets/https://archaeologymag.com/This one is super interesting.https://ancientegyptonline.co.uk/amarnaletters/It involves a lot of documentation we have on the Late Bronze Age collapse, as well as bickering between Egypt, Hattusha, Byblos, and many other polities. Some of them get incredibly dark when mentioning what might have been the "Sea Peoples". Interesting fact, a number of the various Sea Peoples were already in use as mercenaries before the collapse began. It seems like many of them were in a way akin to the Vikings in that they might serve as traders and mercenaries alike, which makes sense considering some of them are speculated to come from as far away as the Sardinian isles due to Nuragic culture sculpture and pottery found in Canaan.
bros... why can't egypt be real
>>729242659She is, she has to kneel down and her head still scrapes the roof
>>729242716Lmao, tickled a sensitive spot? Janny, mod or glowie?
>>729242661We share 60% of our DNA with bananas.If you look at genetic spreads, every human race has closer ties to one another than Africans and Aborigines. However the genetic difference is very clear.If we were one race, the human race, best described by skin, we'd not have problems with important things like organ donor compatibility, and less important but everyday things like hairdressers.
>>729242872oh i was referring to her prodigious girth but i suppose she's large in that way too
Say to the king of Egypt, my brother: Message of the king of Alashiya, your brother. For me all goes well, and for you may all go well. For your household, your chief wives, your sons, your horses, your chariots, among your numerous troops, in your country, among your magnates, may all go very well.Why, my brother, do you say such a thing to me: “Does my brother not know this?”As far as I am concerned, I have done nothing of the sort. Indeed, men of Lukki (or Lukka, a small society possibly based in Anatolia), year by year, seize villages in my own country.My brother, you say to me: “Men from your country were with them.”My brother, I myself do not know that they were with them. If men from my country were (with them), send (them back) and I will act as I see fit. You yourself do not know men from my country. They would not do such a thing. But if men from my country did do this, then you yourself do as you see fit.
>>729242917I accept your defeat.
>>729242416>Sucks for you that civilization came from non-winter living humansSucks for you that you haven't been relevant for millennia. All you can do is desperately cling to shit that happened over 2000 years ago. Germanics defeated Rome and have dominated the world for centuries now. Cope and seethe all you like :)
>>729242929you are aware that even organs from twins get rejected by the body
>>729242714>The way takes a peak to see if you're packingDiamonds
>>729242887fucking awful artworkthought that was a horse from the thumbnail
>>729243098kek, it really do be like that
>>729242124those were the slaves and the fighters, not the nobility.
