>>729234027Roll slop at its finest
>>729234027>Black Knife>Claws>Bloodhound's step>Blood sorceriesNope, did not even start the game.
>>729234027>absolute cinemaWho the fuck started this meme? And many of you don't even know who Scorsese was before that stupid meme.
Bayle's daddy.
>>729234027This isn't even his cool attack. When he starts teleporting and turning into the storm clouds themselves is when he became the coolest dragon boss.
>>729234250OriginOn January 2nd, 2020, The New York Times[1] published an interview with film director Martin Scorsese. In the interview, a black-and-white photograph of Scorsese lifting his hands appears (shown below).ABSOLUTE CINEMAOn December 1st, 2022, X user @YashChillinn[7] posted a clip from the anime Chainsaw Man next to the image of Scorsese captioned "Absolute Cinema" (shown below).
>>729234316>first used for anime sloplame
>>729234250I was under the impression it came from krautchans KINO and then cinema here and now absolute cinema with the image.
>>729234027it's great but the dark souls everything else about this video ruins it>roll spam>fucking whack a mole ghost bitch ignoring the nuclear blast and taking chip damage>player being forced to watch the boss's youtube essay before he can whack a mole it for 2 seconds before the next essay startsyou're lucky placenta sex doesn't spouts some random ass one liner, this time about his gay lover bayle, as he dies like most dark soles bosses.
You still need to do that parry only run.
>summoning>summoning for fucking Placidusax
Elden Ring is the natural conclusion of From's meme difficulty: Bullshit fights that turn into light shows to get reactions from streamers.
>>729234027just finished my third playthroughit's okmost of the other souls games are better designed and more consistently fun but ER is undeniably the flashiest one with the highest highs
>>729234027this nigger was one of the worst bosses in the whole game. I cheesed his bitch ass with a longbow and I don't regret it in the least
>>729235791>>729236163skill issue
>>729235927Melina sexo
>>729234027Nah, but the bosses in Nightreign are the peak of the soulsborne series and actually fair not bullshit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHMOtKcLiow
>>729238418>Libra>fairjej
>>729234027why isn't he being hurt by the lightning
>>729238936I had way more fun fighting Libra than anything in elden ring esspecially the DLC fights Nightreign feels better balanced even if it's random.
>>729234027it’s the greatest game ever made no matter how much screeching contrarian /v/ermin will try to pretend otherwise
>>729234250>>729234316wtf we said "absolute kino" on /tv/ before 2020. it means the same thing. I'll have to assume that scorsese browses /tv/
>>729239451The original pic didn't have the caption
>>729238418the fucking dogshit music man, can FROM get new composers please?
>>729239451I don't think Scorsese made the meme, anon
>>729238418I feel bad for people who skipped Nightreign
>>729238418>actually fair not bullshitExcept ED Libra, that fight is pure horseshit
>>729240102then that twitter guy browses /tv/. it's /tv/ lingo.
>>729240793Yes, twitter niggers infesting this website is nothing new.
I am once again asking for someone to port the Nightreign bosses to the base game. No, in fact I am no longer asking
>>729234027It's like if someone tried to make what they thought was perfect Dark Souls rather than what Dark Souls actually is
>>729234027>Hilarious circus midget rolls in a dirt like a dog and periodically pokes le yuge enemy's angles with a stick>cinemaComedy cinema maybe.Seriously, fromshit gameplay looks so lame and embarrassing. I think the singular instance of it not looking lame and embarrassing that I've ever seen was a meme video about a meme built that was supposed to be hit by everything and still complete all game's encounters. Somehow that looked astronomical orders of magnitude more respectable than the genuine fromshit gameplay by design.
>>729241907Why would you want to fight them with less cool shit you can use and how would you even implement them? They're too big to fit in most arenas
>>729242349So I can fight them with my own characters and builds obviously. Just port the arenas and slap some of those stupid teleporters to them around the map.
>>729234027... on opposite day.
>>729241907I would rather someone port over Ironeye's bow movesets/mechanics over to base game Elden Ring
>>729242693Several of them are probably a pain in the ass without surge sprintThere's an arena mod for Nightreign that lets you pick your gear and fight any boss you want if you want to try that
>>729242823This is probably very doable actually. They should let you unlock each characters moveset attached to a Great Rune or something when you beat a Nightlord. But now it's getting complicated.>>729242897I've played with it. It's really not the same as being able to play through the main game slowly building up a character and having some cool end game challenges to tackle after
the game is too praised, too mainstream, too recent for /v/ to admit it yetwe'll get to a point evne nightreign will be retroactively appreciated (despite everything, bosses and characters are great)>>729239071this
>>729234027fuck this boss
>>729243156blud thinks he can cook
it's a very pretty game, shame that most of it is fat that could've been trimmed
>>729240006Holy fucking soulless subhuman taste
>>729243029>despite everythingThe only real issue with Nightreign is that they didn't reuse more assets
>>729243453All they really needed to do was scatter more buildings, towns and forts around the map. I don't know why they're so adverse to this. There's just too much space between points of interest. But otherwise it really is a good game
>>729234027>People complain about slow buildup attacks you have to wait for and must roll to avoid>Just attack the boss and jump attack when you hear the big "Hwoosh" soundThe critics of Elden Ring are legitimately retarded, aren't they?
>>729242823>Crossbows still completely neglected by From
>>729243780Travel is comfy in what would otherwise be ane xtremely str
>>729241907>Still no mod that adds a new map and uses all the nightreign content but curated properly and not randomized.
>>729244452The Great Hollow is right there for them to use and it still hasn't been done. Boggles the mind.
Dark Souls remake made by 2024 From Software:>go to the rooftop to fight the gargoyles>rooftop is now a big circular arena>first gargoyle comes flying across the arena at mach 12 while spinning like a beyblade for 37 continuous seconds>any time you try to take an action at the end of the spinbo it extends another 11 rotations>somehow whittle his health down to half> "zanzigoyle forgive me">other gargoyle flies down> "ah together once again!">now there are two gargoyles spinning endlessly spinning except with huge fire aoes that also explode covering the whole arena
>729244779Extremely cringe post.
>>729244779Elden Ring already has a double gargoyle fight sis
How the fuck do so many people struggle against MohgLiterally all you have to do is NOT panic roll, that's it, that's the entire fucking fight, just don't mash the dodge button like a retarded monkey and it's one of the easiest bosses in the game
>>729234027Looks retarded
>>729244663>add Great Hollow>scatter some enemies around>scatter some boss teleporters around>???>profit!It's that easy
>>729244779honestly a parody version of DS1 would be fucking hilarious>arrive at firelink shrine>crestfallen knight has a ridiculous jumble mixture of archaic and broken english to tell you instructions
>>729235731Placidusax was unironically the most difficult boss for me on my RL1 run. Harder than PCR.
>>729244779Souls series will turn into a bullet hell while you can only move like it's DS2. Long combos. Fake outs. They can fly across the arena giving you no room to breathe. AOE galore. And people will clap.
>>729246217I remember Farum Azula in general causing me immense ass pain in my RL1 run
>>729246251Good, I like a challenge. Elden Ring and SotE were too easy, except for pre-nerf consort Radahn.
>>729246428It was a nightmare. During regular runs you don't realize how much chip damage you get from mobs swiping at you. I didn't find out about the ritual shield talisman until the DLC.
>>729244069You act like adding more points of interest wouldn't be just a flat out upgrade to the experience. I don't want to play horse simulator.
>>729234027Looks like flashy generic slop if I'm being honest. Why are all of the boss fights in these forgettable ring shaped arenas that don't look like they belong for any purpose other than to be a boss room? Remember fighting Sif next to his masters grave, or the gargoyles on the roof of the parish, or the giant automoton at the top of Sen's Fortress? Those images all left such a lasting impression on me. I feel like I've seen a million webm's of Elden Ring and they all just look like generic fantasy mush, usually a typical looking dragon or knight with no artistic flair to distinguish themselves from every other game, and always being fought in the same big generic arena
>>729243624I wouldn't qualify it as "dogshit" like that other anon, but it's true almost all fromsoft ost sound the same without any notable melody or beat, plin plin plon being the exception
>>729246545>Elden Ring and SotE were too easyBro you're either lying or playing poke greatshield with permanent summons.
Playing through where my last DS3 save left off, I really have to ask when the fuck is my turn? Enemies are so much faster than you, and armor doesn't compensate for the poise attack tradeoff you take at all. PVE feels good because you can take the lead with most enemies or time your attack to knock them out of theirs. With bosses, you can't do shit
>>729246545>pre-nerf consort Radahn.he was a complete dogshit boss
>>729249332Having posted that, I just annihilated the Pontiff when he gave me enough windows to attack.It's really bad game design when it seems like you have to rely on fucking RNG in what is supposed to be le ebbin skill game
>>729248837No, you're just deafhttps://youtu.be/4ppi_smAi78
>>729248989I haven't summoned once in any souls games (NPCs, players, or spirit ashes) and only use shields to parry.>>729249441Skill issue, the only thing that was kind of bs was that one cross chop move you to do a frame-perfect dodge to avoid.
>>729249780>parryingYou didn't beat the gameEven pornstars can beat Consort by parrying
>>729234027it's quite visually arresting
>>729249556>crying about Pontiff, a mid game boss with very obvious free damage windows that you can completely trivialize with parriesI would love to see a webm of your gameplay
>>729243156His bullshit spam is genuinely worse than even mechanically harder bosses like Messmer, imo.
>>729249824Why do 99% of players suck ass at it then? If you can parry an attack you can also dodge it, simple as. But I agree, post-nerf Radahn is a joke and From kneeled to shitters.
>>729245859If you go to him early, which is very easy to do, he is insanely tanky.
What am I in for?
>>729250235I haven't played in literal years, anon. Besides, I already thought MIdir was only as hard as he was because he had the one absolute bullshit spam happy laser attack and endless fucking health.
>>729250472bloat
>>729250472Good new mini bosses. A less cheesable, but also less free and open combat.
>>729250457>If you can parry an attack you can also dodge itMaybe but it interrupts the enemy's combo so you don't need to deal with the full moveset, it's a shitter way to playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WN8hvPGQ3g
>>729234027Too bad it's ruined by the rolling and mimic shit
>>729250472A few good ideas, but a generally inferior version of the game
Remember that if you hate Fromsoft games, every new game they release and every thread that we have on /v/ it ruins your life a little bit more each time. I mean your life is RUINED
>>729250472Vanilla+, basically. Just don't go extremely autistic looking for Rune Traces and it's great.
>>729250559>360 attempts Wow, you sure convinced me.>it interrupts the enemy's combo so you don't need to deal with the full movesetDo you also wait several seconds between each attack so that you don't actually break an enemy's stance and interrupt his moveset? Parrying is pretty strong but not that strong. On a lot of enemies it's more efficient to let them do their combos and just punish them between attacks if you have the stamina and a fast enough weapon. Parrying is generally best in PvP, especially against retards that spam AoWs.
>>729250560>Quickstep/Bloodhound Step>Shields>Endure>HP regen stacking>Armor that actually worksThen don't.
>>729251498>Armor that actually worksHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>729251642??? There are plenty retard
>>729234027greatest game ever conceived no doubt
>>729251083You can absolutely cheese a boss by getting a well placed stance break. If anything, that just highlights how strong parrying is since it gets you on-demand interruptions instead of having to play aggressively to build towards one.>On a lot of enemies it's more efficient to let them do their combos and just punish them between attacks if you have the stamina and a fast enough weapon.Even if we suppose that is true, it takes more effort to figure out the openings and punish windows than to just interrupt the boss at the start of a combo.
>>729252183>dungeater dsp
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