just build your balls bro

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janny working overtime on a holiday I see

Asking again what stam and guts Suzuka needs to survive without a gold heal, please and thank you.

>>729240796
Without a gold? You probably need 800 stam, 500 guts and a white

>>729240796
>>729173639

>>729240765
well given his behavior, I doubt his family wants anything to do with him ever, so of course he's free today, like every holiday

Why is bourbons career so fucking hard?

>>729240890
>>729240912
Ok that doesn't sound that bad, thanks. Will have to change my sparks for the next run though.

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Ahem

>>729241004
>Tier list post
Won't read, my opinion> your opinion.

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I feel lucky today, I'm gonna finally do my ace runs for Scorpio

>>729240983
are you swapping rice for another power card? swinging is good since a lot of cards give you corner recovery hints

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>>729240594
How do I play aoharu? I keep getting URA-level results
My deck and inheritance are fine, I think I'm just playing it wrong

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WHERE ARE THE GIBS.

>>729241136
https://files.catbox.moe/5ovmph.mp4

>>729241146
I said we will MAYBE get them, anon, I didn't guarantee it

>>729241064
I'm rooting for you, fukubro.

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
WHY ISN'T IT CALLED WINNING TICKET WEDNESDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Do three suzuka runs
>No groundwork
>No Medium s
>Seiunlet so I'm done for the day
>All glue
Great

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this is a two crown winner

>>729241256
No one ACTUALLY likes ticket.

>>729241073
I'm using 2 speed 2 wit Riko and Falcon (for Groundwork). I'm not doing this with sparks as my only Groundwork source.

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Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a janny into the concrete. Slam dunk a janny tranny into the trashcan. Crucify filthy trans. Defecate in a janny's food. Launch jannies into the sun. Stir fry jannies in a wok. Toss jannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a janny's gas tank. Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper. Twist janny's heads off. Report /v/ jannies to the Reset Era jannies. Karate chop jannies in half. Curb stomp pretend pregnant trans jannies. Trap jannies in quicksand. Crush jannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy jannies in a vat of acid. Eat jannies. Dissect jannies. Exterminate jannies in the gas chamber. Stomp janny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jannies in the oven. Lobotomize jannies. Mandatory vasectomy for jannies. Grind janny relatives in the garbage disposal. Drown jannies in liquefied HRT. Vaporize jannies with a ray gun. Kick unc jannies down the stairs. Feed jannies to alligators. Slice jannies with a katana.

>>729241004
>Digital
>Bad
Shit list

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>>729241303
I like her, she is cute even if loud

>Turf S and Medium S
>Speed cards stop showing up to training after one triple rainbow, never saw more than a single after that
>Fine Whore didn't give me her gold skill
Yeah, I'm more upset about the last point than the second.

>>729240765
Jannies are making gacha generals?

>>729241289
Why would they not give her an actual model?

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>>729241004
My wife is top tier so this is a good list

>>729241415
You know if you train wit you get a higher chance of her gold.

>>729241303
There are several Anons that like her. i should know since I'm one.

>>729241509
>Finishes her chain before debut race
What now

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>>729241509
I had 500 wit, gaslight-dono.

>>729241542
You do not exist. You're merely a fragment of my imagination, no one likes ticket.

>>729241441
could be a rights issue, maybe the horse story isn't interesting enough to turn into an uma
i don't know if they get retroactively added to the appropiate careers if they eventually get added

>>729241303
She's cute and has clutched more than one CM for me. I like her.

>>729241560
Skill issue, should've used 18* wit legacy.

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>>729241564
>Sexiest mare of her generation
>Ingame model is depicted as a nerd with no ass, hips or boobs

>>729241321
that seems like the sane thing to do, im 17 runs deep and still haven't beaten my first attempt

>>729241640
Shakurmaxxing

>>729241669
Fuzzy....

>>729241669
>75 - 53 - 82
Dickus is underrated.

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The oldest what?

What kind of support card would belno be.

>>729241787
A pal card that you can date and fuck and stuff

>>729241771
Why does gold shitty never use her mind reading power to get an advantage during races?

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>>729241787
Realistically a pal card to go on dates with, its what all non-roster cards are to my knowledge
No, Sugar Lights doesn't have a card at all

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>>729241669
And she's still hot as fuck, good lord.

>>729241882
>No, Sugar Lights doesn't have a card at all
No cripple sexo no swipe.

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Remember to get that Christmas message you want before its gone, just like how Halloween one ended at JP time.

>>729241303
I like her. She is big protagonist energy.

>>729241882
How does a harem help my trainee?

>>729241669
>ingame dictus
>not the sexiest
shit taste

>train Oguri with Belno's card
Be kinda weird her mood would go up by me fucking her friend.

>>729242016
The only ones I'm missing from my compilation are Oguri and Hishi Akebono

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>>729241924
Just so we are clear, I am talking about this uma, not Transcend, they are a bit hard to tell apart sometimes so I am making sure that you consider this to be hot as fuck, what's she like in the game anyways?
>Growths +20% guts +10% wit
oh no...

>>729241787
Why would Belno get a card?

>>729242065
Oguri is too dumb to realize the reason why trainer san smells like belno after recreation.

>>729242095
Her growths aren't the issue because she comes out during 3rd anni which is post a lot of powercreep. Her issue is her career objectives.
At least she has D in Sprint and Long so I can use her for any non-dirt race.

>>729242138
>Oguris mood increases because she thinks you are getting along with her friends too instead of straight up NTRing her
Grim.

>>729241669
Do you think Dictus is fuzzy down there?

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is this horse on the english server yet i really really like her

>>729242251
She strikes me as the kind of lady to trim

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>Apparently I'm not the only dictusfag in the board
Odd. But welcome

>>729242273
2 more years.

What will Fuji's event ACTUALLY be? Similar to Golshi mode?

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>Dober is in the lobby
Finally! My wife is here.

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>>729242092
Only one from Oguri I could find is this, dunno if there is a second one

>>729242325
damn.........................

>>729242358
Harder career mode.

>>729242358
harder careers, 5 levels you unlock each time you beat the previous one, the higher the level the better the rewards

>>729242419
Not worth it for Aces right?

>>729242381
We all borrowed her...

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>>729242227
Her skills don't strike me as...good either, her ptoentials are also one for paces and one for lates
At least she has A in both, unlike a certain gyaru!
Her career tho...14 races, Jesus Christ.., does someone in Cygames hate her or something?

>>729240594
finally got some good ace runs, time to go back to test rooms 20192973

>>729242484
The last reward is paizuri, right?

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>>729242092
Here the tanned milf

>>729242606
Akebono not Amazon, anon...

>Christmas oguri
>Releases after christmas
????

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>>729242092
>>729242606
And the other one

>>729242381
I bet she's coming home for a lot of us

>>729242642
Sorry, I don't have the giantess

What kind of CYGENEROUS gift are we expecting once christmas arrives?

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Dictus, what the fuck is this? What am I looking at here?

>>729242016
What can you do with Super Creek in an evening anyways? Watch Chrismas speical?

>>729242802
150 carats

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Hopefully this one lives, I'll test her later.
Also damn mid race skills are impossible to buy with all the required golds.

i fucking hate when Suzuka just jobs for no reason.

Is front savvy good? Don't you have enough to trigger groundwork with early lead, concentration and runaway?

>>729242287
You aren't, I find her very cute.

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>>729242926
>he took the Suzuka shill

>>729242948
early lead and concentration are witchecks too

>>729242948
concentration and early lead are wit checks. and groundwork itself is a wit check. it's safer to have savvy

>>729242948
Concentration can fail, I'd rather only need one wit check for Groundwork.

>>729242912
The existence of agarthuma explains a lot of things in this universe

>>729242065
>Belno and Toreina are such good friends :)))
>It makes me happy seeing the people I like be friends
> It makes me want to run FASTER and eat MORE
t.Oguri

Do we get Christmas (Translated as Holiday) gibs?

>>729241146
CHECK YOUR INBOX

>>729243107
6 million carats

FIIIIVE GOOOLDEN SKIIIILLS

>>729243142
HOLY SHIT 3 STAR SELECTOR

>>729242385
I love this retarded horse

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS TAZUNA GAVE TO ME, 1 GUTS TRAINING

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I love it when Vodka is losing her spaghetti, can't wait for Valentines Day

>>729242065
Fuck belno, give me norn or march for the TRUE ntring Oguri experience.

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>>729242385
>multiple Santas are required to satisify kid Ogurin
How Ogumama never went bankrupt is a mystery.

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>>729242560
>>729242809
The horse had a pretty extreme career. Would go a race a month minimum during season, regularly doing 2 or 3. Never injured once she actually started running though

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>>729242561
chuddie week wins by a landslide after suzukas killed each other
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>>729243290
How can anyone claim Vodka is a homo? Like I get why the daiwa pairing would be popular but both are so blatantly straight its not funny. It's even more ridiculous because ACTUAL dyke umas exist like helios.

What parents should I get for Taiki?

>>729243430
Most Uma fans outside of this site are trannies and the usual yurifags, so everyone must be a carpet muncher

>>729243410
I wonder if this is why her voiceline for 3+ races in a row is more chill/confident in her trainer than other umas.

>>729243440
I don't think she needs any extra uniques so just affinitymaxx

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>>729242092
Do not laugh at the no savings or TT rank…

>>729242856
Yep she survives, assuming no other oonigers of course.

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will (you) be pulling for the hobo gambling addict?

>>729242385
>>729243564
Yes I had both of those, just need their 2nd lines

>>729243564
I have 500 too.

>>729243430
Helios isn't a dyke

>>729243495
>most
it's actually a vocal minority, even casuals lust after the girls because they're just that sexy
then come daughterfags who treat every character like a kid
and ONLY THEN come /u/fags

>>729243564
This woman just wants to triple my weight

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>>729243204
Wait what

>>729243568
You will all die to the fucking onslaught of natures that will infest every lobby.

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>>729242381
Why does everyone want to fuck Dober?

>>729243596
I don’t know if Bono has a second one? She has one asking what food she should make tomorrow and one talking about turkey

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>>729243682

Post that Natie video

>>729243686
I hope I do, I am not going back to A leagues!

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>>729243725
Cute Dober

>>729243686
Lates aren't close enough to actually hit Runaway Suzuka.

>>729243725
Best pussy in all of Tracen. Even Spechud agrees.

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>>729243771
All of them have 2 lines. Some of the lines aren't very related to Christmas so it's easy to overlook them. This Seiun one for example.

>>729243725
Open legs easy access

>>729243827
Why is she such a leech?

>>729243725
It's a rite of passage

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>>729242926
Your fault

>>729243853
She is a CAT

>>729243827
Well I have one with Oguri having argument with Tama over Pineapple Pizza, is that the second one?

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>>729243827
I would guess it’s this one?

>>729243417
What have they been feeding that Spechud?

>>729243895
It does belong in pizza btw.

>>729243895
I don't know, I don't have Oguri so I don't know her usual menu lines and I couldn't differentiate if it's a normal line or a Christmas one

>>729243937
The blood of chestnuts.

>>729243952
Neither do I, my menu uma is King Halo

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>>729243593
Yeah

>>729243927
Yes. Turkey is usually the other one for some reason

>Flatlining because christmas at my folks house
>Too lazy to even find the seiun gif
Aw yeah.

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>>729244059
You can use this one

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>>729243417
same exact thing as before
next 74861229

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>>729241004
Nah, Tachyon should be top tier here. She'd dose you up on all kinds of stimulants; stamina meds and libido meds just to allow you to fuck her into oblivion for a night

>>729243895
Pizza is crazy expensive over there for some reason and treated as a special event food. Seiun also mentioned pizza I'm her Christmas line

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>>729244059
Chrono wants us to flatline.

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>>729244104
THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE

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=== IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ===

My lovely wife Cafe has just confirmed that Santa is real. Good trainings and inspirations will come to you, but only if you cherish the spirit of Christmas in your heart.

>>729244154
uhhh?

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I know that Satono Diamond gets all the attention but my favourite Satono is definitely Crown. She's really fucking cute and her Summer Version is sexo

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>>729244141
Hmm maybe but I think its one of these two, probably the one that mentions a party

>>729244145
Sometimes I forget chrono is an actual character.

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>>729244154

>>729244059
This is advanced Seiunposting

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>>729244262
She is actually a very sweet girl

>>729244326
This feels wrong.

>>729244326
My hero would never say this, she'd put a gun to my head and tell me to grind fans.

>>729244198
can confirm, i got the first Medium S, groundwork career in days
sadly now that i posted it it has been cursed

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>>729244104
Back to the mines for me

>>729244141
It's just dough with tomato sauce, cheese and toppings made in a really hot oven. I live in thirdworldland and I can find good neapolitan for like 7 dollars for 2 people.
I think they just don't know how to make it.
No enough supply or competition, so Dominos ends up supplying the entire market with overpriced abominations with corn and mayo and whatever since they don't know what real pizza is supposed to be like

I kind of have hopes that they rework the stories from the beginning on up once they have enough umas released. There's so many details that they had to omit because an Uma didn't exist yet. Stego's introduction really threw everything into speculation.

Not sure how they'd do that though.

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As a Christmas miracle you will luckshit your most desired uma within your next 10 roll, but ONLY if you post something jolly today.

>>729241136
honestly it's almost the same except you can take bad training rounds instead of racing or even resting - if it has ideally 3+ spirit training. and in general you will be taking optional races much less if at all.
just gotta rewire your brain a bit, because in URA, training with no rainbow for like barely 20 total stats is awful, but in Aoharu it eventually pays off from the blue sprit bombs and winning the scenario giving bonus stats.

>My uma clearly says "Merry Christmas"
>Subtitles say "Happy Holidays"
GAS ALL JEWS!
HANG ALL TROONCALIZERS!

>>729244489
They've never done that from what i understand from JP but it would be really cool to see, its kinda dumb that old umas like rudolf or gold ship are straight up missing all their rivals.

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>>729244497
Is this jolly enough?

Free 10 rolls start today
T. John Cygames.

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>>729244497
Sex with the Tamamo Chud

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>>729244497

Gibs please....im 30 rolls away from sparking my final copy of KSB

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>>729244497
God bless us, everyone!
All Uma choices are valid!
All trainers are first rate!
Merry Christmas /v/ this is your reminder to post the "wuv you" sticker in your club chat.

>>729244650
CYDOUBT

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>>729244104
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
next 25864032

>>729243725
Tracen breeding hole

>>729244812
Jesus christ post that spe-chud

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>>729244497
TRUE HERO OF THE GREYS, MY FUARKING HERO WHITE LIGHTENING!!!!!!

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Why is the Calendar feature in Career not available in the PC client

>>729241004
>narita b.
>bad
dude, she's a BEAST

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Should be all of them

>>729244445
japan doesn't have a history of cheese culture, and bread isn't their staple. kinda makes sense the pizza is bad.

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>>729244497
Not who I was looking for, but thanks for the gift Shiraoki-san!

>>729241004
Legit awful list.

>>729244812
Please stop making rooms, I don't have anything yet and I feel like shit and left behind

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>>729244497
Merry Creekmas toreinahs! O/v/r queen can't be everywhere at once to pamper all of you so I know she'd want you all to rest up, take care of yourself and enjoy the holidays. She will be busy spending the night with me.

>>729244957
WEEKED... SO FVCKING WEEKED...

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>>729244957
>Child Kawakami tried to capture Santa, likely overpowering her dad
Lawl

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>>729244878

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Ryan's ryans

>>729245086
Is this the power of NSM?

>>729245086
Huh, and she doesn't even look THAT crazy, you got the deck?

>>729245231
You know what, I like it.

>>729245231
Tachyon got a tailor

>>729245264
it's a whale deck

>>729244746
I will not be posting the wuv you sticker danchou

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>>729245264

Where is the christmas for fun race?

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now you too can imitate Air Shakur terrible taste in clothes

>>729245516
Subtle gaming merch.

why is Spe so popular in these threads? I thought no one liked her

>>729245516
New witcheck unlocked

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>>729244878
>>729245264
Deck. Ignore firm conditions, it was the last skill i could possibly buy. Also, I feel that she would be jobbing hard in a more front-heavy room, I've actually been wanting to experiment with pump or even corner conniseur
>>729245350
>whale
I saved and used up my hard-earned carats to spark the biko banner...

>>729241669
I don't know not really my type this fuzziness but if she's down I'm down

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Dance with Natie

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OH MY GOD I WAS DOING MY PRACTICE RACES ON THE WRONG TRACK THE WHOLE TIME AAAAAA I THOUGHT MY UMAS WERE JUST SHIT

>>729245583
Spe is a bland and boring canvas that you can shape into anything

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imagine spending christmas eve doing that
imagine having that in your hard drive

>>729245754
G wit

>>729245354
You WILL do at least five runs a day.
You WILL drink the Toughness juice.
You WILL NOT keep your own fans.
You WILL live on Epsatono Island.
And you WILL Wuv You.

>>729244812
6/9

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Do NOT open.

>>729243725
good lord those dobers

>>729241004
Almost every uma is in the wrong place, this is awful.

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>>729245950

>>729245950
AIEEEEEE JANNIES!!!

Why are you posting here instead of spending time with your uma and family?

>>729245950
KOREAN EOS ANNOUNCED

>>729241004
>bakushin awful
You delete this right now

>>729245848
Epsatono Island doesn't exist, it's a mejiro hoax.

>>729246037
I'm at work.

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AAAAAAAARGH WHY AREN'T MY SPEED CARDS WORKING? I AM LEGIT GETTING THE SAME STATS AS I DID WITH THE NO SPECIALTY PRIORITY DECK. ARE MY CARDS BROKEN?

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>>729244326
what if you stalk her back

>>729246037
Working

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My heart….

>>729246108
That one i agree with actually.

>>729244141
dunno if i'm recalling it right but actual cheese is pretty expensive over there

>>729246192
Can women be minutemen?

>>729246108
That one is objectively correct, she'd gas herself out in 4 minutes

>>729246141
Oof. She was close to great. Do more speed trainings.

>>729244497
May all good little horsies, fictional or real, have a warm Christmas season.

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>>729244812
and that's 4 in a row
thanks for the Spe anon, now I have something to test against

My student wife can wish me Merry Christmas, but my uma wife is forced to wish me happy holidays. It's so tiresome...

>>729246464
Think about the positives, you get both greetings.

>>729246456
>Make spe smaller and more modest
>She dominates
Perhaps....we were wrong?

>>729246383
>Do more speed trainings.
How am I supposed to do it if they completely ignore speed during most of career? I don't see how that helps, I also don't see how I can "focus speed" when the trainings suck ass

>>729246456
Post that Spe.

>>729246656
>>729245086
>>729245453

>>729246456
I can't believe this Spe, it was supposed to be a front and Taiki meta.

>>729246037
Flight got delayed

f-fast

>>729246709
>He doubted THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE

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>>729246456
Thanks for hosting. I love racing with all my /v/ros.

Merry christmas horsebros, say I wanted to start playing. What would I need to know?

>>729246886
You should reroll your account using the starting gibs for the meta banner that is running RIGHT now. Perfect time to start.

>>729246709
I always said that Taiki wasn't that good and that umas like Maya, Spe and Brian would be much better Pace Chasers but everyone replied with
>lol third rate lmao enjoy your bronze teehee
metafags are retarded

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Do you think Golshi tricks innocent young boys with graphics cards?

>>729241004
>They all look almost the same
What kind of sickness ails today's Man?

>>729246967
I don't think what uma you use matters that much to the sweats here they will always win no matter what.

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>>729241004
what about this? (i have put in only the ones i know a bit)

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>>729246886
Its a training sim, essentially, and a gacha
And be quick about it, there is a very important card up for rolls right now, one that is worth rerolling your account for, so you know

>golshi post
>abysmal dogshit

>>729246978
>They all look almost the same
never seen a horse before?

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>>729246886
Choose Teio with your selector

>>729246974
She eats them like that one horse with the chicks

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>>729246383
>>729246627
Please help?

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>>729247015
missing ones

>>729247090
We don't have them so we don't know, yet

>>729247015
seems about right tbqh

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everyone who posted YEPPERS is getting coal for christmas

>>729247127
yeah but some of them reached me even if they are JP so i have put them in here>>729247015

>>729247082
Hard to say, the deck is good. The stat distribution is good. Stamina is a bit low but it really doesn't matter. That is a good tachyon just missing 200 speed. You might need to start taking some single rainbow turns and strategize to cap speed. But like. You can do it. You're so close to it

>>729246886
Right now is a great time to start, there is a card banner that you must pull on multiple times to get a starter deck and Kitasan should be minimum LB3 (the unlock level) for you to have a smooth time, also don't listen to this guy >>729247052 or anyone that tells you to grab Teio, they are trying to troll you

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thoughts? do i go swinging or just corner recovery? power seems a bit low not sure what golds to take

>>729247214
NTA but why wouldn't the stamina matter?

>>729247015
whats the difference between tuft and bush?

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>>729247082
Win at the RNG lol

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>>729247150
After her event I... I like YEPPERS...

>>729247052
Unironically fucking kill yourself, you are not fucking funny. Bricking newfags will just hurt everyone in the long run, again, kill yourself, and thankfully nobody will miss you, not even on Christmas

>>729247031
Ayyyyy BAZINGA

>>729247015
I approve

>>729247321
600 stam and 700 guts + tachyon had built in gold heal

>>729246886
Use your selector ticket on Taiki, Maruzensky or Oguri. Suzuka also might be good since she's probably meta if you care about that but she would be too difficult to build with the support cards you have right now.

>>729247330
hairy vs really hairy

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>>729247335
>bro don't choose the uma with 20% speed and 10% stam growth in the game where speed and stam are the most important stats!

>>729247502
Yes, you should pick the one you like the most instead

>>729247502
Show her activating the Teio Step

>>729247338
Shiraoki has a connection to Jesus or Santa Claus...

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>>729247335
Bit harsh.

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>>729247214
It's unbelievable just how much trouble I have capping speed, my deck is fucking good, I don't know how this shit keeps happening, I haven't capped speed all week. And lately rainbows just don't appear at all
>strategize to cap speed
Is there even a strategy? Outside of getting lucky, I know my speed objectives but if the trainings are ASS I can't really do anything about it
>You can do it. You're so close to it
I want to believe but I have only made 1 good uma for 1 CM and that was months ago, there is something deeply wrong with me

>>729247531
Correct. I took McQueen before I even had a sense of the meta and I have no regrets, missing one meta uma is never brickworthy.

>>729247591
Teioniggers deserve it, look at them
>>729247502
You are fucking shit at the game, and I won't let you brick any other newfag, you fucking nigger, hang yourself and give your family an actual Christmas surprise. I am so glad that your kind will never be welcome here

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>>729247335
You must be fun at parties

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You are skipping right?

>>729247757
FAT FUCK

>>729247740
Maybe it's time to ease off the eggnog, anon

>>729247757
Thinking about it, would grass eat KFC since it's a japanese custom?

No christmas lights in main menu or anything? Lazy innit?

>>729247757
I have original Oguri. Is Christmas Oguri really better?

>>729247867
Fuck you eggnog is good

>>729247289
You shouldn't need recoveries at all with these stats. I would pick Concentration, Taking the Lead, and Savvy, then if you have leftover skill points mid race speed skills (Prof or Medium/Front Straights/Corners).

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>>729247757
I am considering, now for Oguri, granted, but for Biwa, my list for the Megabanner umas is quite extensive and Biwa is number one there, number two is Taishin
But at the same time, if I do roll and get umas I want before it, my chances of getting spooked by an uma I want during the megabanner decrease drastically

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Someone make a sound webm for this so Sundays can be truly MARVELOUS!

https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s

>>729247754
>Bricking newfags so that they drop the game and hate us is actually so funny bro!

>>729247924
She's a direct upgrade, but you probably won't need her if we get evolved skills first anniversary.

>>729247757
Skip. I don't like alternative outfit version umas, because I only play for the stories.

>>729247975
What if I do like teio?

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>>729247757
No, I need to roll my girl no matter what, and I have better odds of getting her in fewer carats here than on the megabanner. I already have two sparks saved up just in case.

>>729247892
Just wait 3 hours, trust the plan.

teiobros cause people to quit the game, and think its funny.
weeked posters help everyone and make the thread experience smooth and fun.
remember this for when you choose who the face of the franchise is

>bro Teio is actually good!
>LITERALLY no one but the ONE respectable Teiobro ever runs hee

>>729247931
>eggnog is good
the gaslights in this thread only get worse and worse...

>>729247645
Dont mistake bad luck with lack of skill or a shitty deck, if your stay distribution is good just keep doing what you're doing but prioritize speed, even if you have to take a single rainbow training

>>729247645
lately i just use speed sparks because it's been a bastard and i didnt cap speed for a week either.

>>729247975
If using your selector inefficiently bricks you, you were never going to make it

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Don't open.

>>729248186
Weekend? Like marvelous sunday? They suck

>>729248232
It is, your taste is bricked

>>729247757
I skipped Taishin, skipped Seiun, skipped S.Maru and I'm skipping Oguri. I'll never roll for meta umas unless they happen to be my wife.

>>729248246
The idea isn't that it's inefficient, is that these niggers try to paint Teio as a meta and strong pick to trick newfags into using the selector in a "meta" way when they are just getting trolled

>>729247954
is concentration really that much of a game changer? not complaining just genuinely curious

>>729248312
no bro weeked, newest uma slang, get on with the times...

Christmas oguri is the biggest gaslight in the game but none of you are ready for that conversation

>>729248459
>The JP meta god is a gaslight
Gaslight dancer....

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Ho ho ho!

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I don't think I'm getting platinum this time around, bros. My f2p deck just isn't good for mediums. I'm getting pretty torched in the practice rooms.

>>729248407
I think it's enough to say "ignore this retard, Teio is just okay" and move on, anyone who can't parse those replies is bound to struggle in any case. I late to start on uma because the "Do XYZ meta or you're bricked" posts gave me the wrong impression of the game.

>>729248241
Thank you so much for these words, if you allow me one more question, how would you prioritize speed if single rainbows don't even appear? At that point the run must be glue right?
>>729248245
I've considered it but it would impact my stamina and power gains, and I shouldn't need it

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>>729241004
>Tickezo
>awful
Holy shitlist...

>>729248509
>DUDE TAISHIN IS META FOR YEARS YOU GOTTA PULL FOR HER SHE'S LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE!!!!
>
>DUDE SUMMER MARUZENSKY IS META FOR YEARS YOU GOTTA PULL FOR HER SHE'S LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE!!!
>
>DUDE CHRISTMAS OGURI IS META FOR YEARS YOU GOTTA PULL FOR HER SHE'S LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE!!!
>(YOU ARE HERE)
>

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Oh you guys want a gaslight, huh? Well how about this one?

>>729248535
NEVER GIVE UP

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>>729248535
I'll just roll with my first try at ace umas and not sweat it. Maybe 2 aces and a debuffer, mmmh yes.