who the fuck is eminem
who the fuck is slim shady
>>729240813Uncslop music man.
>>729240813It's such a tragedy that nu-Hitman is live-service goyslop.
>>729240813Why does Eminem look older on the left
>Look him up>It's some rapperWho cares, lame ass crossovers are cancer.
Some unc actor from the 90s or something
>>729240904He's The First Wigger. Address him by his title.
why did zoomers decide they want their generational identity to be "annoying"?
>>729240834Im slim shady yes im the real shadySo wont the real slim shady pleasestand up please stand up
>>729240813Some twitter rando with trump derangement syndrome Just block them so he has to go get a real job.
>>729240813The guy from fortnite.
>>729241342>still supporting the pedophile in 2025
>>729241223lil bro can't handle the banter
>>729241223They can't help it, nothing about their incoherent experiences has any overlap with anyone else, so all their instincts seem incomprehensible to everyone else, even within their own cohort. They cannot relate to anyone.
>>729241223they did not you're just speedrunning being a bitter old man
>>729241979Don't worry, zoom-zoom. It's going to happen to you too.
>>729242170you only think that because the concept of not becoming old and bitter is completely and totally foreign to you
I really hope 47 gets to use an intercom and ask "Will the real slim shady please stand up"
How essential are the DLCs for the game?
>>729242405Level DLCs are worth it. Everything else doesn't matter.
>>729240813How the fuck do you not know about him?
>>729242170zoomies envy old people because they are the mirror image of their zoombiefied souls
>>729242461you don't even really need the level DLCs either unless you really want to play those missions, all the levels are available in freelancer even without them. source: me playing the DLC levels in freelancer despite not buying them
>>729242170>>729241979https://youtu.be/5DlTexEXxLQ
>>729240813Alright zoomshits, here's your crash course on Slim Shady. All the songs you need to know:Preamble:He did two albums prior to this, but nobody gives a fuck. They're called Infinite and Slim Shady EP. The latter was sort of redone and incorporated into the two subsequent albums.Slim Shady LP:>My Name Is>Guilty Consciencemarshall mathers LP:>Stan>The Way I Am>The Real Slim Shadythe eminem show:the entire fucking album, but if you just want the bullet points:>White America>Cleaning Out My Closet>Without Me>Soldier>Sing For The Moment>SupermanEncore is where he sort of falls off, but:>Just Lose It>Ass Like That>Mockingbird>Like Toy SoldiersRelapse:>3 a.m.>Bagpipes From Baghdad>We Made You>BeautifulAnd everything else after this is a downward trajectory. Rap God is good, but there's a lot of mid. Killshot was pretty fucking good, being one of his only noteworthy diss tracks. Still one of the more notable rappers of the 2000s and 2010s. By now he's considered grandpa music I'm sure.
>>729240813>emime vs meninemwho would win?
>>729242567huh that's pretty generous
>>729240813only man in the world who can rhyme the word orange
>>729243307relapse+refill is his best studio album
>>729240813>Eminem
sminem's inferior brother
>>729241223amerifat zoomers will undoubtedly be considered the most worthless generation of adults in history, i say let them be annoying, its all they really have
>>729245242Why are you so mad that Americans are fat? Is it because you can't afford food?
>>729241434It’s disturbing to think about Gen Z’s defining media was shit like Markiplier reacting to Undertale and FNAF. Basically infantile garbage made for retarded gay children. So when you point out that older generations actually grew up with real artists and musicians like Eminem and not Minecraft parody songs on youtube they freak out and get defensive
>>729240813I think they're a type of chocolates
https://youtu.be/BXe_sPhsc4g?si=bzR8dU-RigOJyX0r
>>729241065>First WiggerArguably Elvis Presley predates him.
>>729245047Jesus christ what a dogshit opinion.
>>729245047Eh. He's at his best when he's being obscene and comedic at the same time. However, he's got enough range to also do serious songs, and those are also good. However, in my humble opinion, he lost relevance when he started trying to sound like something he's not, aka (not afraid, love the way you lie, etc) or something different from his original appeal. I get it, you age and your priorities and identity as an artist change, you want to move away from being a petulant child, but if there's nothing left that's relatable to your audience, then of course people are just going to drop you. That doesn't mean he sucks necessarily, he's still a very talented lyricist and everything, it's just that, at least for me, something's missing, and maybe I can't quite put it into words.
Culturally insensitive skin when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBfZphLL5Bg
>>729241223They grew up with Gen X products full time irony, nothing is sincere to them so being "annoying" is their lifetime prank
>>729243307>names most radioslop and not kino like kill you, drug ballad, criminal, etcfuck off retard
Mac Miller is superior to Eminem. he even did the alter ego thing better with Delusional Thomas. quitting drugs is the worst thing an artist can do
>>729246671sorry to tell you this, but the radioslop just so happens to be his best shit. that's how this works retard, all the best tracks get radio play, while rest are lost in obscurity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfxh-Vbwmjohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n_vCzJ5RZ0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e6abXmMqz4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh4hb01_weQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq3W9nRN4m8actual peak shady
>>729245357I unironically pity the youth
>>729240813>Millennial having a breakdown pretending that zoomers don't know who Eminem is74 most popular skin in Fortnite by the way. The game has 2.5k skins by the way
>>729246823nah you're just a fucking casual
>>729246964yeah but they just know him as funny white boy fortnite skin, in the same way they they "know" all the other pop culture references that were made into skins.>>729247008>I'm a big rap fan then youyeah ok maybe that's right but I've listened to all those tracks you mentioned and guess what? they're mid.
>>729246964who the fuck is polo prodigy? and what does the top 10 look like?
>>729246964Those are the millennials playing Fortnite.
>>729247160Women and tryhard skins
>>729246791Eminem is one of those people either whose IQ was pretty low already, or he abused drugs in such a way that he didn't care at all about his brain or harm reduction, and he fried himself and became retarded somehow, and is also a pussy with no impulse control who did drugs, got surprised he didn't want to quit, was too much of a bitch to do so and determined he was an "addict", while a lot of artists either just do the right drugs properly to make good shit, depending on the type of music they are trying to make, whether it's psychedelic music or stoner music or degenerate junkie life type of music and then take a break and go back to their lives and can continue for a long time.
>>729247226If you were right, then metallica skins wouldn't be so unpopular. They're all beyond 1k, and some of them are beyond 2k.
>>729241065The first wigger is David Allan Coe because he was the first one to actually get the n word pass
>>729247240>top 30 is mostly womenwhat the fuck caused this?
>>729243307one day even you too will be able to form your own opinion
who's mom spaghetti
>>729240834Questions for later
>>729247817Um, I just like looking at girl's asses okay??
>hitman was popular in the 00s>collab with several celebs who were popular in the 00s>randomly include irish punch man and now some woman i forget the name ofwhat gives?
>>729247831Tell me your picks for his best work, then.
>>729243307I would kill myself if I woke up and realized this is the kind of shit that I knew about and cared about.
>>729248059I don't think IOI even know what the fuck they're doing honestly.
>>729247817Besides the obvious “horny” there are simply more female skins than male ones.Also here are the least popular skins. Do you see the pattern?
Limp bizkit > em and emLimp supported using napster while mnm threw a bitchfit.
>>729247817Girls are cute, I like looking at girls, and I don't self insert when I play games
>>729248162You should probably kill yourself now, because the shit you know and care about is likely just as meaningless, if not even more so.>>729248271utter dogshit opinion senpai.
>>729245242>amerifat zoomers will undoubtedly be considered the most worthless generation of adults in historyi mean... yeah. there's a reason why the rise of AI just happens to be conveniently occuring right now at this moment. artifical intelligence wins out when the alternative is no intelligence.
>>729248207honestly being one of 3 people to use a skin in the fortverse sounds cool, I don't care that it's a nigger-word
>>729248207sideline commander bros... not like this
>>729248334You can go have a gay orgy with that washed out wigger and metallica to bitch about music piracy.
>>729248271whenever i think of napster bitchfits, absolutely nobody could top lars ulrich.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQc0x5E9jOc
I'm making a video game story heavily influenced by Em, like my other work is. Thankful for the gift of building on his greatness>>729248162Zoomer projection >who needs a legendary ghetto artist when I can grow up acting thirsty over dommy mommies?
>>729248472I don't care about that, eminem and metallica just make way better music then that faggot fred durst. next you're going to tell me you think kid rock is a better artist. please fucking spare me.
>>729240896It's unironically lore from his album. Slim Shady time travelled here from 2004 which is why he looks 20 years younger.
You gotta understand that when Zoomers act like they don't know who someone like Em is, some of them do it just cuz he says “faggot” and is a normal guy. They're that fucking lame lmaoEver-eager to be ready to choke a dick - even if it's out of fashion cuz woke’s ailing
>>729248207Nigernigernigernigernigerniger
>>729248604>fred durst.Limp bizkit, also you're wrong and gay metallica stopped being good with Load and wiggenm has never made good music.
>>729248892here's a controversial opinion: the ONLY good song shit bizkit ever made was "break stuff". everything else is a shit sandwich washed down by hot dog flavored water.
>>729247240Is this how many people own the skin? Why is backlash number 1? Is he a popular hero or did they give away the skin for free.
>>729249015Even at his worst limp bizkit is better than etiquet
>>729248786that's momoi
Eminem's whole last album was Total Zoomer Death
>>729240813That's an awfully hot coffee pot. Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Prob'ly not...
>>729247240damn, focus is really nr 5? also, yes, the catwoman skin is really sexy
>think about doing SASO>find a straightforward path using a single mirror that leads me to his repurposed studio room and i can pick up oil along the way for an accident kill>eminem comes back and isolates himself next to the chainsaw prop>shoot the oil>get instantly spotted by a guard from behind a wall like i'm on haven islandi didnt even bother with a restartfuck this game
>>729249227>Pronouns, got me like "Whoa now">Homie, let's slow down, no need to get so wound>Ready to throw down, if I mispronouncekek
>>729249227Grateful for this and I'm on mission to rewind back w/Em and other heroes
>>729246823>>729246671I mean he's right, you should have definitely mentioned Criminal.
>>729248207>tfw i look like chip challengerits over..
>>729249110well I don't know what to say other than your opinion is gaydisregarded like a hot pocket wrapper shoved up your chocolate starfishand I never listened to napstermore of a limewire kidso miss me with that gay shitabout being anti-piracyeverything on the internet is freebut I'm preaching to the choirso, yeah, we both illegally acquiredmusic files and shared 'emwho cares that shit's par for the coursebut fuck limp bizkit, that's beating a dead horsecause they suck, they've always suckedbust a nut in fred durst's eye in the back of a truckwhile 'love the way you lie' plays on his ipod 5and fuck you too with your homo-ass tastetake that shit back to /mu/ and fuck ICP too (nah just kidding)
>>729248604>>729249015I genuinely never understood the appeal of Limp Bizkit. Their music sounds like what your 80 year old religious grandpa thinks metal sounds like.
>>729249785yeah dawg they fucking suck. but to each his own I guess.
>>729240813Is he even still relevant? It seemed like people stopped talking about him around the time he was crying because Trump wouldn't debate him.
>>729249785people who like metal and rap but not that much of each one
>>729240813Can someone explain how his beard somehow makes him look like EVEN MORE of a chinlet?
>>729251513>his beard is weirdMGK is that you?
>>729251513I'm like eminem im such a poser
>>729241065How was Vanilla Ice not a wigger?
>>729249097The two most popular skins are customizable ones and tryhards love them because they are small models + you can make them blend in with the surroundings.
>>729240863>Uncslop music man.Unironically this.
>>729241418Cut it out with the antisemitism.
>>729253556what qualifies as nephewslop then? justin bieber?>I get my peaches out in georgiatype shit? or do you kids still listen to>gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gangwhat is it? where are all the mad rappers at?
>>729240813His relentless seethe about his edgy persona being (rightfully) more popular than his straight guy act will never not be funny. Relapse Refill is his best album btw.
>>729245594>Arguably Elvis Presley predates him.Elvis was not a wigger, he was a King.
>>729253739>not a wigger, he was a Knig.knigger with a k is just as bad my anon
>>729253686>what qualifies as nephewslop then?See I'm laughing here cause I used to listen to Eminem circa 2001 but grew out of it once I got a taste, but my nephews kept listening to him in the mid-late 00s. So for me Eminem is both uncslop (I'm an uncle) and newphewslop (my nephews listened to it).But if you mean what is considered modern music slop, well, basically everything at this point? I have to fucking hunt to find decent albums nowadays so hard that I started getting into 60s/70s/80s stuff instead (pink floyd, black sabbath, etc). I think the one consistently good modern band I found was The Heavy, and even they are 15+ year old at this point.
>>729240813he came after tupac
>>729254190>I have to hunt to find good musicsad state of affairs.
>>729254630>sad state of affairs.It only isn't if you exclusively listen to popslop. There's more shit music out there than ever before in the history of humanity, but there's also more good music out there than ever before.
