You fucking niggers. Do i have to make the thread again like i did last year? For jannies, this is board culture you fucking newfags
>>729242941Wasnt there one yesterday
>>729242941You're too early. I storytimed the thing from morning to evening in Europe once and the thread had started getting populated only when Americans woke up.
>>729243109From morning to evening on 25th, that is*
Didn't we only get to finishing the Gary fight?
>>729242941Some guy already did up to the first half of chapter 13>>729156930
I can post the shitpost AU version while everyone is waiting for the real one if people want
>>729244034Sure
Alright, here we go
>>729244203300 pages already got dumped yesterday >>729184507 make a new thread and continue, bitch
>>729244380ah shit i didn't read the thread >>729244034, my bad
>>729244519I forgot how fucking funny Sonics dialogue being unchanged is
Fuck yeah. UAR is 11/10 meta humor. I have no fucking clue how Lazerbot pulls it off.
wait why is the dialogue different
>>729245558We're doing the spin-offs, anon.
>>729245790fuck I had no clue I only ever read the main one
>>729245558Some Anon is posting one of the spin-offs while we wait for the guy from yesterdays thread to come back and continue where we left off
wtf? stop bullying sonic...
>>729244519The troll saying no one called you gay cracks me up, the gigantic speech bubble being the same from the original make it seem like he's screaming kek
>>729245949What kind of autism compels someone to make an AU of their crossover shitpost shounen. This shit is fucking gold
God I forgot how much the artstyle shifts and tweaks contribute to making this one as funny as it is
>>729246005Sonic being a fucking schizo that is stuck with the script of the original comic is so fucking funny
>>729246509The Autism of lazerbot goes beyond all others
Knowers know...
>>729244203>>729244268>>729244345Wait is this the official lazerbot remake or some different shit?Not gona lie i checked out of TGT when lazerbot stopped drawing the art it just isnt the same
E N T E R
>>729246930It's some shitpost he and one of his brothers made while the actual comic was on hiatus iirc. They update it every now and again
>>729246930Read the thread, numbskull. We're doing the spin-offs. Arguably Lazerbot's funniest work.
>>729247164>>729247220FUCK YEAH! Goth Peach!
Fucking hell, this shit is funnier than 99% of the stuff that's posted here nowadays.
>>729247164>>729247220I can fix her
This next section contains spoilers for later on so i'd reccommend not reading these eggman pages unless you've read chapter 19
this is amazing, im surprised i never heard of a tgt au prior to now
>>729247918>>729247981UAR good Eggman melts my heart.
This might be the funniest page for me, his fucking vacant stare says 1000 words
>>729247152>>729247228Oh fuck i have seen panels of this before didnt know it was official lazerbot shit and this much of it. Damn this is new material to behold and exactly what i'd want, the crudely rendered spirit of the original
>>729248118My fucking sides. Fucking hell lazerbot.
>>729247918kek
>>729248118The last time I read these alternate reality ones they stopped at the castle, this is fantastic, pure unfiltered kino.
>>729247228never seen this version before it's funny as helli'm gonna shower and make some nuggies. please jannies be cool for christmas
>>729248446>Troll King saying "wakka">suddenly Elmer out of the FUARKING AETHERThis is getting even better.
>>729248118TOP KEK
>>729248375>>729248446>>729248523Apparently a fan suggested to lazerbot that he should give UAR Troll King "pacman eyes". This probably wasn't what he meant but it's 100x times funnier.
>>729248784>a fucking plastic molotovThat has no right to be as funny as it is
>>729248664>>729248784I don't knows how they did it but somehow they made UAR Tails edgier than Shadow.
>>729248784>>729248883Fucking wait, that looks like Tails' napalm bomb from Tails Adventure lmao
>reading the main series makes the AU retroactively funnier>reading the AU version makes the main series retroactively funnierHow can I achieve this level of kino myself?
>>729249605dude, mario, not cool bro
>>729249663top lel
>>729249878>the hole in Teemo's headkek
And thats the end of the AU so far! If any of the TGT staff is here, please finish this shit, this is too funny to drop
>>729250212thanks dumpy, first time reading this. my favorite part was mario and luigi hitting eachother in the nuts
>>729250212They recently announced they're working on the final two AU chapters.
>>729249563You can't as you'd be trying too hard to make kino TGT is amazing because it begins as raw Deviantart crossover autism and kept that way even when it got discovered, except when Lazor did try to do that shitty remake with over-explained backstories and pointless shit, Lazorbot needed tard wrangling but the AU benefits so much from having another guy on board whos clearly 'in on the joke' but doesn't turn it into a total self referencing try-hard piece of shit, knowing enough to keep some hilarious panels, make the trolls good guys, keeping Sonic's dialog unchanged, all great ideas TGT only gets "bad" imo when its no longer drawn by lazor and the guest artists dont even try to mimic the MSpaint style as the art is half the appeal much more so than "bro look at this le bad ass drawing of Coyote using demonic magic vs Demaro in a boring fight thats dragged on for like 20 chapters lmao" that shit killed it for me, original TGT had actual good pacing Lazor understood this like think of Cheetoman, that whole saga is pure kino
>>729248045>>729248118I'm fucking crying
>>729250592You're full of shit bro. The Cheetoman and Weed Party arc was happening at the same time as the Coyote-Demaro fight. The fight dragged on so long exactly because so much other shit was happening. And the UAR is 100% Lazerbot's creation, it was lazerbots brother, Embergram, who was at the steering wheel during chapters 18-25. And despite Embergram being behind some of TGT's worst scenes he's also responsible for many of its absolute best scenes.
>>729248118I forgot how much I love this shit
I hope Sonic's head just randomly pops off his shoulders for no reason.
Barret murdered Aerith, in the train, in Final Fantasy 2025.
Damn i didn't even know there was an AU by lazorbot. This is a real Christmas gift.
>>729251171I thought Embergram was only in charge of chapter 25?
>>729244926damn he killed Shadow Crash Bandicoot too
>>729252192You may be right. He's credited alongside lazerbot in the earlier chapters but I believe Lazerbot had dropped off completely during chapter 25, so that one was mainly done by Embergram. But Lazerbot has gone on record crediting his brother for coming up with some of the comic's biggest plot twists.
I only check TGT every Christmas. Please tell me we are past the weird Christian rat girl shit bus ride we ended on last year
So are we just waiting for the OP of last thread to return like he said he would or could anyone start dumping? I could dump until just before The Weed Party Arc
I forgot the magic of a TGT thread
>>729252695The Alice subplot is completely entangled with the Sinu/Satanist plot line. So yes it's still very much a thing.
>>729252846do it
>>729244519lol is sonic a schizo or what
Have they actually been continuing the comic? Last time I think I read any of this was around the time they first got a new team to make it.
>>729253264They're currently working on chapter 30 and I believe they've finished the script for chapters 31-35. They just need more artists.
Alright I'm starting
>>729253557Oh fugg we're back.
>>729252695Next chapter we're having a mirror match breh, we'll come back to the rat girl plotline later probably
RE-ENTER OUR FUCKING HERO
>>729253685God bless Rob
I'm one of the fags that like later TGT more then early TGT but the rat girl shit is probably the worst plotline in all of TGT. It's connected to cool shit but fuck me is it boring
last thread link?
>>729253685FUCK! DID I MISS THE PORN DISCUSSION?!
Fuck I love Sivler
>>729253821Bruh, read the thread.>>729156930
>>729253821>>729243782
>>729253839Our nigga has zero game.
>>729248118im losing my breaththe fucking look
>>729253783As an avid TGT fan I must admit that Alice has grown on me. I feel it gets better with rereads. But yeah I completely understand why people would skip it.
>>729248249so like whats the plot here, sometimes when the plot changes too much sonic snaps out of schizophrenia and acts normaly for a page and then goes schizo again?
AND IT BEGINS
God I wish there was a TGT anime or something. It will never happen but god it would be kino
Hindo is a fucking bad ass
>>729254115Mate, everyone in the AU acts like a complete psycho, the only exception is Sonic who just follows his script from the main series regardless whether the situation calls for it or not.
>>729254256We'll always have the fan dub from the first 10 chapters.
this is the point where it stops being a shitpost and just becomes shonenkino
>>729254425Nah, we still have some of lazerbots dbz shit posts to get through.
>>729253631wait is this how tgt looks like in 2025? damn
>>729254607TGT is the only force acting in opposition to the entropy of our current clown time line. As everything goes more and more to shit the art and of writing TGT only gets better.
ENTER
>>729254765TGT is the last masterpiece of western civilization. It's swansong, if you will
>>729254872I can't believe there were actual people out there being mean to poor old lazerbot.
>>729254606ooh rob is fucked, this guy has ssj3 hes like 8x more powerful than rob unless rob has massive base
>>729254936He said as he posted one of my absolute favorite pages. Kudos.
GOD I FUCKING LOVE COYOTE
>>729255004I feel the Blaze & Silver murder spree doesn't get enough love from the fans. Shit cracks me up every time.
>>729254727fire breath is dogshit he shouldve used frost breath (if he meditated on feim) or marked for death to cripple his defences
>>729255071I HATE THE SMUG LOOK ON THAT FUCKING COYOTE'S FACE SO MUCH!
RE-RE-RE-ENTER
>>729253557danke herr doktor
>>729255173Demaro...
>>729254936i wonder if they will add hornet to tgt it would be a funny cameo
>>729254191The most kino fight in the wc begins
>>729255201Wow, this cheeto guy seems like a total bro.
>>729255265Sonicbros...when will the humiliation end?
I'm back
>>729255648Knuckles confirmed as strongest TGT character.
>>729255981Trollface wtf dude
>>729256031Damn, Elmer ain't fucking around.
RIP
>>729256085FUCK!
AND HE HAS RISEN
The foreshadowing with this cover and what happens to it next chapter is underrated
I love Rob so fucking much guys. When will lazerbot bring him back?
>>729256146My hero rob? TANKED that
Damaro is such an edgy faggot. How can people not enjoy him?
>>729256589Some people unfortunately have smooth brains.
>>729245127lol wut
>>729256785I love seeing this edgy faggot job so much.
>>729256853It's so fun seeing him constantly fuck up
>>729257026Tbh this niggah nailed corny anime fights dead to rights hahahaha
RE-ENTER
>>729257084Best troll slaiyer returns.
And back to our Protagonist
>>729248853>>729248923Damn even in the AU Garry is based
Good to see anons keeping board culture alive, God's work.
>>729257303MY NIGGA ROLAND'S BACK! FUCK YEAH!
>>729257307Been dumping in every Christmas since the 10th anniversary I'll keep going until the 20th
>>729257371Based OP.
>>729257494Damn, Cheeto man is such a bro. What an upstanding fellow.
>>729257442I still have no idea what his fucking problem is
I really hope we have some new readers this yearKeeping the little culture this board still has left is always good
>>729257602Tails is his problem obviously.
>>729257602I still have no idea what the plot is
>>729257702NO FUCKING WAY!
I'm gonna go necrobump the Madoka thread on /a/ and make myself breakfast I should be back in 10 minutes max
>>729257702wrong puddy tat died
>>729257772You still haven't had breakfast yet?
>>729257791Nah, big brain lazerbot understood that Tom needed a broader character arc more than Sylvester.
>>729257856It's 9 am where I live
>>729257371Love ya anon, keep up the good work. There are still people who love and appreciate the culture of this site, I have a lot of hope that one day things will return to how they used to be.
>>729258271I really relate to panel 5
>>729257660>>729257791This is your main plot right here. The best and brightest are the first to die and the real story is about the undeserving living on and coping with survivors guilt.
Back to MY FAUKING HERO
>>729258476I see 3 fauking heros on this page, OP.
>>729258603Coyote was the biggest troll all along.
Coyote’s smugness should be analysed, somehow every panel radiates the most possible smarmy smugness reaction in that particular situation.It’s impressive
>Get out of work>Go home>Crack open a beer>Haven't missed the weed partyNow this is comfy, God bless.
>>729254872>im hump in the fuck and i hoe when you know to the dildo, slickidy hohaHe was perhaps the biggest chad among the Trolls
>>729252846thanks for taking-op on the first thread
>>729258839Thanks for starting us off this year
>>729258759That second to last Ronald panel is criminally underrated. Shit never fails to crack me up.
>>729257371god blessremember last year's when there were like 5 different dumpers? i was one of them lelhope you have those long fucking pages pre-cut or something
>>729258959What a bro cheeto man is.
>hope you have those long fucking pages pre-cut or somethingNope.I just hope I won't still be dumping when we get to them lol. some pages needing to be cut 3-4 times was both a nightmare to read and dump
>>729257371Based. This and the annual Halloween Night of the Were-Ed dump on /co/ are always a treat.
>>729259242He's just so fucking cool....
>>729259265Dump traditions are the best, I just came from the /a/ tsundere christmas carol thread.
>>729258759I never noticed until an anon mentioned it last thread but Coyote's eyes having his strings visible in them on this page only when he's remarking on Demaro doing it is so fucking cool.
>>729259401Fellow /a/ fag, nice
this sucks
>>729259532But enough about anon's life.
>>729258892>>729258959>>729259023Upon rereading, this is actually an incredibly important conversation, as well as a hugely impactful commentary on internet culture. Besides lampshading that he himself is not what he seems to be, Cheeto man is, in a stoner way, explaining simulacra. The 'offensive' part of trolling is the very shallowness of it itself, the notion that there is nothing beneath any apparent surface. He has mastered this discourse, which is why he in turn asks Tails not to look beneath the surface of Ronald's character. What an incredibly well written comic. I kneel every time.
God Rob is so fucking cool
what's the significance to Rob not having a neck
>>729259656The significance of him not having a neck is that he has no neck
WE INCH CLOSER
>>729259610One day lazerbot will be remembered as one of the greatest authors of the western canon.
>>729259656For normal people the ears are stored in the neck.
God I fucking love this art workThis is Lazerbot at his absolute best. Only a few of the guest artists come close to his greatness
>>729258892>>729258959I don't think I've read Cheeto Man's monologue here in full in several years. He's either an unbelievable hypocrite or (rightfully) believes Tails is the most gullible son of a bitch on the planet at this point in time.
Anyway, back to Mario
>>729259656Since he’s deaf, the lack of a neck symbolizes the absence of a pathway for corrupt words to reach his mind. His moral compass comes from action and instinct, not persuasion. A true HERO is innately good, he literally cannot He cannot look away from injustice without moving his entire body away from justice.
>>729259914>The era of Mario shall begin Lmao
>Thread is picking up steamSplendid, I miss the times where the BIG events used to get a trillion reactions.
>>729259720shit, 17 already?hope I didn't get in too late
>>729259973It's the NEW events that tend to get the big reactions. Especially for BIG momentsThe fight at the end of chapter 25.5 especially
>>729260147SHOCKING TRUTH!
Reminder that we are still on the first TGT arc and will be until the end of chapter 30 apparently
>>729260068Chapters 25 and 25.5 are such a clusterfuck. I still love them doe.
>>729259808I don't mind the guest artists bringing their own style to it at all, the eclectic changes have their own charm, but there really is something about how Lazerbot's art improves without changing the actual characters' design/style or formatting in the slightest that adds so much. Look at how Rindo's face is shaded on this page, look at the consistency of the perspective even as it cuts between him and Rob. You can look a few dozen pages back at the super satisfying three-panel kick Cheeto Man gives Ronald and how you can follow the way his entire body moves despite the rough lineart. He's a testament to improvement while staying true to yourself, which is why the remake attempt was so bad; he was convinced what he was doing wasn't good enough when it was. He was pulling out iconic and oddly nuanced facial expressions as early as PAGE ONE.
Actually we might be at the start of the second one as of chapter 28I don't actually know
>>729260221I believe lazerbot has gone on record stating his vision would take about 70 chapters to complete.
I'm just here waiting for THE STORM.
>>729260292The only guest artist I really enjoyed was the one really, really good one who did some pages for chapter 23 or 24
>>729257636I read up to chapter 3 by myself a couple years ago. First time ive gotten this far. Holy fuck i love demaro and guy with no ears
ALSO IT BEGINS
>>729259603no but really its not enjoyable even ironically
>>729260435>Newfriends understanding how good Demaro and his fights areThere is hope yet.
>>729260464FUCK OFF DOUG! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
>>729260464COULD IT BE
>>729260541ronald gotta be the most complex character in tgtor the most disturbed
Is everybody strapped in for the weed party arc?
>>729260464THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
Remember this fucking page new readersRemember it
DOUG
First time sticking along for the weed party, what am I in for?
>>729260993Relax and enjoy the ride
>>729260834IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
>>729260993A chill time with friends
>>729260993The Golden Age arc of Tails Gets Trolled
>>729260993You are not prepared.
>>729260834>Cheeto man's fucking reactionWhat the fuck, Knuckles, why would you say that?
>THAT'S NOT FUCKING BADASS
GOT HERE JUST IN TIME
Doug you insufferable faggot you.
Is knuckles the most misunderstood character in all of fiction?
>>729261208>Damn this nigga stupidReal
Men, we walk through hell once againGet a snack, get a drinkand get fucking ready
>>729261296Aye aye capn
>>729261296making some hot chocolate with some booze
Originally I was going to stop here but Ill keep going until chapter 22/23 depending on how I feelIt's better just watching the later chapters than dumping them, trust me
>>729261296I got spaghetti with hot dog wieners, flat soda and like 4 pralines from a nearly empty chocolate box. LET`S FUCKING GO.
>>729261296Where do I get one of these tables
>>729261234Bruh, I'm not gona spoil anything but we've only seen the tip of Knuckle's suffering in his overall arc. As with all things TGT, it's a funny shit post until you fall into a giant black hole of lore, plots twists and lots and lots of suffering
Forgot to mention but I'm gonna go for a piss breakI'll be back in a few
>>729252613Lazerbot is still around and still draws pages for the comic. Chapter 30 is stated to be drawn almost 100% by him in fact. But yes he left for a while and Embergram was mostly in charge of 25.What happened was Embergram chimped out and left without giving Lazerbot much of the story notes for what he planned, so Lazerbot had to do work trying to integrate what plotlines Embergram had started up into his story.
>>729261425STORM’S COMINI CAN SEE THE CLOUDSNO RUNNING GONNA SAVE YOU NOW
>>729261425Surely nothing bad is going to happen!
>>729261425Glad we made it this far, its time
>>729261425Gonna be a bumpy ride fellas, seen it a million times. But it never stops shocking me.
