ITS FUCKING OVER

MY GAMES

>>729244720
Santa betrayed us

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>>729244720
>about to leave for a days long trip in a couple hours
>turn on steam deck to get all the games I want ahead of time
>steam crashes a minute into me trying to login
Guess I'll be bored as shit at night when everyone is asleep.

SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF ISRAEL??

I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHTED PHYSICAL NOW I LOST EVERYTHING FUCK

OWARI DA

GAYBEEEEEEEN!!!

>>729244720
I can't prove it by I know the jews are behind this.

>>729245110
NIGGA THAT'S NUTS

ITS UP

>>729245245
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW

>>729245340
Fuck you

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>>729245385
HOLY SHIT!

>>729245340
Fuck you

>>729245385
DO NOT CHECK WHO OWNS CNN

>>729244720
>be the biggest monopoly for PC gaming
>tie everything to your shitty digital "service"
>still can't handle a dozen kids logging on for Christmas
Steam was a mistake burn in hell PCfaggots for letting this be our norm.

>>729245539
You can still play your games retard

just pirated every game on steam 10000000000 times to bankrupt them now they can't pay for their server. sorry /v/

>>729245584
>b-but
Silence.

LIZARD SQUAD STRIKES AGAIN

>>729245674
What "but", retard? Just admit you lost and scurry into the darkness

>>729245716
*sews your lips shut*

WHAT THE FUCK BUT I OWN THOSE GAMES THEY'RE MINE IM SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO PLAY THEM WHENEVER I WANT

>put minidisc in gamecube
>hit power
>play game
checkmate steamies

>>729245813
Trump and nvidya will make owning things illegal during his third term enjoy your smugness while it lasts

>>729245813
It's illegal for domestic people to own any memory chips, ice will be there shortly to confiscate them for your local AI data center.

HL3 CONFIRMED
>HL3 CONFIRMED
HL3 CONFIRMED
>HL3 CONFIRMED

>>729245716
shut up tranny YWNBAW

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>>729245783

Steam is down still. GABENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Actually starting to smell like a pretty bad situation for valve. Dying on christmas eve seems like a stupid thing for them to do.

>>729244720
Oh thank god I thought I somehow broke my gentoo install

AAAAAA I JUST WANTED TO GAME ON CHRISTMAS EVEEEEEEEE

>>729246214
yeah they got it all mixed up
you're supposed to die on good friday

>>729244720
I don't care. Most games i own are on GOG.

>put in a gift code
>store goes down as soon as my balance updates

This is all so they can stealth launch the Steam Frame and HL3

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According to Steam, this is (You)

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>>729246453
you crashed the site

Why do miserable people love to ruin holidays and ddos steam

First time I've seen the site actually error out on me that wasn't maintenance-related, and not just stall on loading.

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>>729246507

>Microsoft is now launching air strikes on Valve's servers because they know Gaben is close to launching his SteamOS Windows replacement
WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

GABEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Just started working again for me.

WHAT THE FUCK
HOW AM I GONNA PLAY MY INSTALLED SINGLE PLAYER OFFLINE GAMES NOW
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT STEAM ALL ALONG

>>729246731
OH FUCK HE HIT THE TOWERS

>>729244720
It sure is a good thing that retards are militantly Steam basedboys and refuse to buy from GOG.

IT'S UP

It's back you niggers

A serious question. Don't you people have games on GOG? Most people i know have at least 10 games on GOG in case something happens to Steam.

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Crisis averted.

HOLY SHIT
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/HalfLife_3/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/HalfLife_3/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/HalfLife_3/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/HalfLife_3/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/HalfLife_3/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/HalfLife_3/

>>729246929
don't open this is makes mustard gas

>>729246850
I have everything I can get from GOG on GOG.
Only reason my entire library isn't on GOG is because a bunch of games aren't on there.

Was up for me but now its down.

>>729246929
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>729246929
Noooooo why did I open this despite knowong it was a lie
Now my soul is forver tainted

>>729246929
>it's real

>>729246929
That's a lot of dolphin porn...

so sleepy
are you guys getting sleepy too?

>>729247105
kek

MY GAMES
MY FUCKING GAMES

>>729244720
Imagine if Steam was getting attacked like Xbox and PSN was by Lizard Squad.
A couple of weeks with Steam down would be hilarious.

>Steam goes down
>my inet also went down
huh?

>>729247332
Lots of games don't require steam servers to run, or at least they only require a check once a week or something. Some run without steam at all but those are rare. It's not like consoles where if the service is down you can't use your machine at all.

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GABEN YOU FAT FUCK, GET OFF YOUR YACHT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>729244720
if i lose my game i will throw a nuke at Gaben shitty yacht

>>729247552
2 weeks would still be long enough to cause problems.
People unable to download new games, people trying to buy shit and it not going through, PCs kept offline for 2 weeks not being able to verify ownership with Steam.

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Works on my machine.

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>>729244720
>The globalists are making their move
time to get it on

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Yooooooo what the fuck

And it died again.

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steam is down, glad i can play my pirated games

DDOS?

>>729244720
MEN IT IS TIME.
OUR LORD GABEN WANTS US IN THE STEAM SPIRITUAL SHIP, SEE YOU ALL AT WASHINGTON, SEATTLE TO TAKE OUR LIVES AND GO TO THE SPIRITUAL STEAM, BRING WEAPONS AND POISON.

>>729248309
Dumbass, overload because kids are out of school and they are downloading shit all at once

>>729248309
Possible, going up and down is what a DDoS is like.

>>729248290
go back to sucking dicks on reddit

>>729244720
mom said I get to post this next wednesday

>>729248581
Retard

Store page is fucked, but I'm still downloading fine.
So, I still own my games unlike GOGlems.

NATO KEKS, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK, THE RUSSIANS, THEY ARE COMING, OH GOD, PLEASE MR ZELENSKI SAVE US ALL

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>729248654
Just wait a few minutes and they should shoot themselves in the head

>>729245110
wait you can't activate offline mode without connecting first?
fuck steam
drm bullshit disguised as a storefront

I haven't bought a game since 2020

What is the point of DDOS attacks? Nobody will stop using steam because of it and these attacks aren't cheap, you have to spend a good amount to get these big websites to be down for some minutes, 1 or 2 mhm if you are lucky

>>729248957
An attention grab or demonstration of capability.
Anyone affected isn't going to suddenly support your cause (assuming there is one), usually having the opposite effect and pushing against it.

>>729248957
You think these subhumans need any deeper reason than that the idea just happened to occur to them when it did?

>>729248654
NAFO FELLAS WE TRAINED OUR BUTTHOLES FOR THIS. IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE.

I can't start any game. wtf?

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it's over

I just finished a one life playthrough and the achievement didn't pop

>>729249291
the joke is... russia has the most gay army on earth. It's a long tradition.

>>729244720
Meanwhile, there's another thread of christcucks bitching that Steam is a platform of globalism, Satanism, Judaism, etc.

>>729249626
>There's a thread where globalists are trying to manipulate christcucks
You don't say...

My pirated games launch just fine. Faster even and they run 10% better without steam datamining in the background and stealing valuable ram.

>>729245056
>MY

>>729244720
well you should be celebrating christmas with your loved ones, your family and wife who you make lots of children with to feed the economy, useless chud. You better start making us money or no more games for you!

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>Finally cracked my fuckass ancient router no one has any idea how to enter, without resetting the whole thing to keep it recognized by the provider and be able to forward ports on it for HL2DM and ricochet
>Steam is down immediately

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Steam is 666

>>729249837
Fuck you moralfag, I will not procreate nor be productive.

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>bought all my games and and received all my gifts already
kek do your worst pussies.

>>729244720
why is everyone in the west so fucking incompetent CAN ANYONE DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS CORRECTLY ANYMORE? its insane to me how fucking bad the competency crisis has gotten and nothing has been spared, every day im constantly reminded that everyone who is in charge of anything has no business being in their jobs at all what is society going to look like in a few years if this keeps happening?

>>729248957
>go public or we ddos
>what do you mean you no go public
>see we can ddos so you must redeem the shares
>why are you monopoly
>stop resisting you bloody bastard

>>729250279
you're indian

>>729250279
Jewish daycare is awesome bro stop being antisemitic

THATS IT IM GOING OUT TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN

>>729245110
READ A BOOK
READ A BOOK
READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK

But I'm playing games on steam right now

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what went so wrong

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>>729244720
All my gog games still work

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>>729246929
>confirmed
>HL3 will compete with GTA6 at launch

>>729250691
proof?

>>729250637
NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT ANON
THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE

EBAUMS WORLD CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!

>>729250570
>>729250602
i can't go anywhere without being constantly reminded that everything is in decline, no one even puts any effort into anything anymore just half assed bullshitery from people who are either nepo hires, or just using chatgpt do do all the heavy lifting, just pure incompetence and obviously in the past people made mistakes sure, but dude if its not planes falling out of sky or crashing into each other in mid air, its some other crisis CAN WE GO ONE FUCKING DAY WHERE PEOPLE AREN'T FUCKING UP SOMETHING? I MEAN FOR FUCKING REAL YOU PEOPLE GET PAID MILLIONS OF FUCKING DOLLARS AND GABE HIMSELF IS FUCKING RICH AS FUCK WHERE DO THESE FUCKING PEOPLE GET OFF BEHAVING THIS WAY WHEN THE QUALITY OF THEIR FUCKING PRODUCTS IS IN THIS FUCKING STATE, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING INVEST SOME OF THAT FUCKING WEALTH INTO YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU STUPID FUCKS IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE FUCKING EXCUSES FROM THE GOVERNMENT, THE MILITARY, THE TECH SECTOR I CAN'T MOVE IN THIS SOCIETY AT ALL WITHOUT RUNNING INTO SOME FUCKING RETARD SCREWING SOMETHING UP AND IM GETTING REALLY FUCKING TIRED OF IT.

>>729250878
I'm like this in my country and not nepo
Pay me more if you want me to work harder

>>729244720
Yep
First they come to our houses and confiscate our PCs for the Altman cloud now this
It's pretty much over
We're probably already uploaded to Gforce Now Nexus and don't know it yet

>>729250878
dude it's christmas eve. relax and try to not be a joyless cunt for one day in your life

>>729245110
>Steam is not a DRM-ACK!

>reading a steam community guide
>steam fucking dies
>guide stolen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T EVEN BUY SHIT FROM THAT GARBITCH STORE
I HAVE FAT BASTARD FATIGUE I HAVE FAT BASTARD FATIGUEI HAVE FAT BASTARD FATIGUEI HAVE FAT BASTARD FATIGUEI HAVE FAT BASTARD FATIGUEI HAVE FAT BASTARD FATIGUEI HAVE FAT BASTARD FATIGUE

>>729251003
im going to lose my fucking mind if the west doesn't get its fucking act together im tired of the fucking excuses im sick to fucking death of billionaires resting on their laurels while everything burns down around them and well im in my ivory tower shielded from the consequences so fuck you.

I hope the cheevos work otherwise what is the point of gaming on Steam

Steam has never been impressive, it's always been shit, Gabe has always deserved to have his fat face shoved into the sidewalk. I will vote for any administration that vows to break up this cartel and shut the whole rotten fucking thing down, I hate that fat fuck so much, I hope his fucking yacht gets sunk by a submarine.

And HL2 was a boring pile of shit that I didn't even finish btw

Imagine a situation where it never comes back up. Your next move?

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>>729251140
hello yang

>>729251140
There's literally no alternative to Steam.

>>729251140
Steam is peak and Half Life 2 is top 10 videogames of all time and GabeN has insane aura and we all love him

i literally cant even start a FUCKING GAME ITS OVER AGGHHGHGHHHHHH 6 7 6 7 MAYDAY UNCS F R F R

>>729251189
I rub my pee pee until white stuff comes out
Same move if it goes back up

>>729251140
merry christmas timmy fortnite

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>>729251305
>6 7 6 7
what does that even mean?

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>>729251140
BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>>729251189
OMG STEAM STONKS JUST DROPPED 75 POINTS IN THE LAST 3 SECONDS GABE JUST TOOK A SHIT ON HIS BOAT

>>729244720
Good. Fuck steam and any other digital storefront and every online only garbage.

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>>729251140
>And HL2 was a boring pile of shit
Don't say that.

>>729250878
Lmao fucking loser idiot

>>729245110
download servers still work so unless by "get all the games I want ahead of time" you mean buying new games, you can still download all the games you own to your deck no issues.

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Time to go and play some Chivalry 2 or any one of dozens pirated games i always have on hand on le Ebin store rumao
See ya muh dudes

>>729251406
unc's chopped

>>729251437
>steam
>stonks
Who's gonna tell him?

>>729251140
Yeah, we need to change to the EGS as soon as possible.

>>729251140
I accept your opinion. But I diametrically oppose every single thing you have said.

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>don't use DRM platforms
>completely unaffected
goddamn it feels good to be a gangster

>>729251564
i just want things to go back to the way they were when people actually cared about shit, i can't afford a home because of housing speculation, i can't get married or have a family because of how fucking divided we are as a people and the cost of living has priced me out of having kids, i have no future in the united states because its a country that only millionaires can thrive in, my liberty is being encroached on everyday by authoritarians who have seized control of our government, im not mad at gabe or steam man he's a great guy and valve does a great job, im mad at the situation society is in right now man why can't you people see that our way of life is being destroyed and no one gives a fuck.

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>>729251627
Its funny how Valve is probably going to economically outlive all these big name companies purely because its privately traded instead of going public.
This bubble's been inflating for almost a century.

>>729250660
nta
funny, i got two books i want to read under the Christmas tree

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WE'RE almost BACK

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How is your DRM gayming going Steamfags?

Money stolen
Licenses revoked
Goyim cattled

>>729252072
Yachts purchased

>>729252052
im ingame playing a denuvo game rn

its back now

its down again

>>729247624
>GET OFF YOUR YACHT!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T DO IT GABEN. WE DON'T WANT ANOTHER TSUNAMI, STAY IN THE BOAT!

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>>729252052
Completely unaffected

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>>729252235
Why would you lie?

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>>729252382

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>>729252446
this is a fun captcha

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>>729252446
It's back now. I retract my bitching.

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IS OVER
IS SO OVER
IS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER THAT THIS MOMENT OF OVER

>>729252446
Store is dead again, community hub works so far

GUYS, ALL GAMES IN STEAM ARE FREE NOW, QUICK GRAB SOMETHING BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

NOO MY CHEEVOS

>>729251780
steam is already back up big baby you can stop crying now

>>729244720
Oh no, all those digital games you people rented for full price. Console chads wins again!

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>>729245674
You lost.

>>729253015
Community hub dead again but I managed to glimpse a thread about paypal banning steam, the fuck?

>>729252953
i wasn't talking about steam i was talking through steam, my society is crumbling and i can't do anything about it.

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B-But my rented gaems, chuds!
I-I want my rented gaems back, chuds!
C-Come on, i-i paid f-for this!?

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>my society is crumbling and i can't do anything about it.

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What the hell, they killed some games just now or what?!

>>729250660
It's called speedstick. It's not expensive.

>>729245110
You can still download games.

>>729244720
Its fucking Christmas Eve, you dont have family and friends? You're worried about your computer games? lol

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>>729250279

>>729253280
What was removed? If their servers are shitting the bed it might be a database error.

>>729253280
The globalists removing more games that go against the WEF agenda, no doubt.

>>729253268
it is man take a look around, where are the people who care about prosperity still, everything i love is being destroyed.

>>729253373
Based. Fuck Timmy gon do??

>>729253280
It's just database servers shitting the bed.... relax

>>729253373
>61.6
>this is with slavs and italians included
Grim.

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WTF GUYS, WHY STEAM IS SELLING RENTED AI GIRLFRIENDS?

>>729253280
I don't think it was today. I noticed some games were removed on Sunday. I don't even remember what games.

>>729253375
I have no idea. I don't remember how the wishlist looked before it went down just now. But some entries are missing now.

>>729253467
And 5 years have passed since.

TOTAL STEAM DEATH

>>729248832
>wait you can't activate offline mode without connecting first
His problem is that he can't download the games he needs since their servers are down

>>729253467
So, the majority of Americans?

Guys, Half-Life 3 is now in the store!

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>>729253373
>sudden dropoff in 1970-1980
What happened here?

>>729253578
1965 Hart-Celler act accelerating immigration

>>729253578
Secret war on aliens

>>729253490
You wishlist so much that you have no idea what is on there?

>>729253386
They added more violent gore games, while removing sensual booba games.

>>729253578
It, and all later drops as well, were due to the passing of the Hart-Cellar Act in 1965. Prior to its passing immigration had to maintain a strict parity with nothern and western European countries. I'm so glad they passed it so people would stop calling them racist, the black, Asian, native, and literally every other community that benefited from this all love America now and are thankful for these improvements!

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>>729244720
Don't care.
Spending Christmas watching Lulu race against her own vod in Ghost&Goblins.

>>729253843
Well, yeah. I mean why not add games that seem interesting and get a notification when they go on sale?
I have easily over 200+ games wishlisted. So of course I can't remember how the wishlist looked like. It bugs me that I don't know what was removed though. That information should be available!

>>729248832
lol nice try retard

>>729253363
>you dont have family and friends
My family and friends ARE my games!

>>729253553
>So, the majority of Americans?
Not the majority but If you were to remove those from the equation you'd have to subtract ~4-10%.

>>729246929
A fish is fine too

>>729254165
stupid nigger, last time steam went down people couldn't even login nor use offline mode, check the archive retard bootlicker faggot niggercattle

>>729245110
>NIGGA THATS NU-AAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!!

>Steam goes up just long enough for me call a guy who killed me a nigger
Nice.
>>729254038
Is it the same person as a few years back behind the avatar or have they hired someone else?

Did the servers go down again?

>>729245110
Riri is live right now. She'll entertain you for free.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbvW2FW_fLg

>>729254497
yeah

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>>729254439
They took care of her stalker and now she is back.

>>729253373
Shit has accelerated so bad after 2020 made boomers panic about DA GDP that I wouldn't be surpised if the percentage is below 50% now

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STEAM IS DOWN, RAISE THE THIRD TEMPLE

i cant chat with my russian coomer friends

>>729253578
>>sudden dropoff in 1970-1980
>What happened here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Reform_and_Control_Act_of_1986

JUST POSTED THE STEAM FILES

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Guys, i just finally bought my IA girlfriend on Steam. Thanks Gabe.

>>729254687
come to /trash/

>>729254889
Holy shit, is that an underage girl with Doug Lombardi? I'm going to be sick

>>729254897
NOOOO GOYIM THE ADS THE ADSS!!!!!!¡¡¡¡!