What are you getting your sister for Christmas/v/?I got mine a switch 2 with metroid, Kirby, and MKW.
>>729247573>What are you getting your sister for Christmas/v/?sex
>>729247573A baby.
I'm giving everyone in my family the gift of hope, in the form of a lottery ticket.
kys
>>729249190...."Kiss your sister"?
This is your Shifu. Thoughts?
>>729250696Sweaty hot spring sex with Fufu.
>>729250696SEX
>>729248431Normal people don't talk like this. I'm not talking about the subject matter; gramatically no one speaks like this.
>>729251128It's an amateur translation from a fan. What do you expect?
>>729251049How can someone shit over a good design this much? This may as well be some random slut with blonde hair. Fucking ruined.
>>729251343 Exactly. It's either a hasty MTL or some dude speedrunning subs at 3AM with a Red Bull IV drip. You're not getting Shakespeare out of "oniichan daisuki~" anyway.
Sisters are hot.
>>729247573I don't have a sister. The closest I have is a cousin, and the last game I remember her playing is The Sims, over a decade ago.
>>729256313You could get her hooked on something mobile. A match 3 or gacha game.
>>729250696marriage
>>729257324W're not close. I see her pretty much only on holidays. Also, I'm not into mobile games myself. In general, I don't see the point of trying to get someone into vidya. It's not a particularly good hobby.
Having a sister sucks she brings other man home.
>>729251343i talk like that
>>729250696That image language says:Mom, sister, wife.
>>729250696When is it their turn?
>>729258521But none of these is a sister...
>>729258521Soon.
>>729250696What got Fufu so excited but Shunko so flustered?
>>729261816Drawing lots to see who gets to wash Shifu's back.
