due to my blocked pores (i consume a lot of milk) I wash myself with a bowl of liquid soap water, just like kernel kurtz in apocalypse now. one time it happened that I was raiding molten core and my guild was like "what is this noise" "is anon washing his face like kernel kurtz from apocalypse now?" "no, he probs just peeing into a bottle" true story that I really did once pee into a bottle but no one really heard it since I was washing my face like kernel kertz at the same time
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i sit chris cross apple sauce in my seat while i game