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BASED
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>>729252597
is the bible the earliest form of fanfiction?
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>Schizo is going to do his "maelle is jesus" spiel again
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Brick Testament already exists
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>>729252597
what is a "kinetic novel"?
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All hail Jesus Christ, King of Kings.
Merry Christmas, /v/!
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>>729252685
That would be talmud
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You'll say to read and follow the Bible, but then completely disregard everything that doesn't align with your current day brainwashing. You should despise the Christian God because he's a pedo that impregnated the Virgin Mary. Personally, I think it's based that he made her into a 14 year old mother, but you'll grasp at straws to justify what God did or try to twist it for your modern sensibilities.
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The Bible renpy version?
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>worshiping a jew
No thanks.
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>>729252971
>t. the demonic terrorist state of Israel
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>>729252786
>NUMBERS
what do they mean
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>>729252971
Judaism is just a Christian heresy. I used to believe what you are saying.
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>>729252945
shut up atheist
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It better be the KJV
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>>729252597
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.
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>>729252597
this should be ILEGAL, you cant sell a bible
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i used to give sermons to our congregation when i was like 8 years old, even wore a suit and tie
strange times that was
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>>729253076
lol
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>>729253198
I agree
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>>729252685
it's the earliest form of alt-history fiction
Dante's Inferno is pure fanfiction but idk if it's the first or if the greeks got there earlier since I dont read books
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>>729252685
no that would be the Torah,Talmud
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>>729252685
>He doesn't know about the yaoi fujofaggotry Mesopotamian tablets
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>>729252912
>That would be talmud
The Talmud doesn't pretend to be history.
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Lacivius 3:14
And so we pray. Pray that our fathers grace the son with his touch. We give his body to the father and soul to the Lord so that he too may know the graces of Heaven.
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bible speedrun WR?
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>>729253040
>Judaism is just a Christian heresy
>Christcucks gave jews the holy land for free
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>jannies finally start nuking E33 spam threads on the basis of no generals, take it to /vg/
>faggots start spamming threads where E33 is somehow in the OP image in the corner or something
This is beyond pathetic
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>>729252597
based
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>>729253413
Zionist "christians" aren't Christians at all.
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>>729253391
I don't want to be molested by my dad, though.
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>>729252597
Unironically based and Christpilled.
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>born in the most amazing technological advancing point in the entirety of human history
>have to still deal with the residue of third world religions that have somehow persisted for thousands of years
I will be long dead but I sleep well knowing that at some point christianity will be just a blip on the giant timeline of human history and we'll forget this shit every existed
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>>729253347
The wolf within, a twilight fanfiction by Joy12908, doesn't pretend to be history either.
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>>729253585
>*Tips fedora*
Maybe when you're older you'll realize what an idiot you are.
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>>729252912
I saw recently on /pol/ that the talmud was founded in the 18th century is this true?
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>>729253585
bazinga
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>>729252597
>mock jesu
>get woke disease
i am so so sorry christ bros
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>>729253073
What about a Septuagint?

Just checked it features the main translations used by Protestants and Catholics. Orthodox bros need to search a bit further.
Also it is a RenPy game I think.
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>>729252786
GENESIS AND EXODUS, LEVITICUS AND NUMBERS
GIDEON IS KNOCKING IN YOUR HOTEL WHILE YOU SLUMBER
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>>729253585
>hindu hands typed this post
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>>729253585
The past, present, and future are Christian.
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>>729252685
>is the bible the earliest form of fanfiction
No, the stories it ripped off from Mesopotamians and such are.
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>>729253736
the estimated amount of smartphones in the world today is almost 5 billion
that's 5 billion cameras and video recording devices covering every inch of every city, town, store, you name it, if a human is there, there is a smartphone there
even excluding smartphones, every store, establishment, hotel, laundromat, if you name it they have cameras installed and monitoring 24/7 every second of every day

yet somehow there isn't a single frame of a single video or a single picture in the entirety of human history that shows anything supernatural or miraculous or unexplainable happening
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>>729253298
>the Torah
Why does the Christian Old Testament include fanfiction?
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>>729252597
>account full of furry porn
>also owns this
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>>729252786
Given that it's a gag gift game I'm surprised more than half of the people who own it ever played it in the first place.
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Merry Christmas to one and all, hopefully you will all learn to love your Lord just as He loves you.
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>>729254000
Steam only counts achievements if you download the game AND start it. Some game have very low first achievement because they released the achievements after the game and Steam counts everyone that played since the beginning
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>>729253298
The Torah is literally just the old testament
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>>729252597
ONE SHEKEL!? ARE YOU MAD, GOY!
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>>729252945
Aw fuck. 2000 years of the smartest men on earth debating the Bible and this anon cracked the code in one paragraph. Better pack it in boys, religion is dead.
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>>729253513
yet christians will do their bidding without fail due to allowing an egregore of their creation into their hearts
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>>729254091
Although I am born with visible defects, I do feel loved by the Lord. He gave me a great and loving family and the will to get to my goals. Sure things are tough, but at least I know he looks out after me.
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>>729254417
the only thing anyone argues is if it's okay for man to believe in the bible or not
the desire to believe in a higher power is a taught human trait, not an innate one
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>>729252597
Lets compare our christian scores brothers
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>>729253585
>muh secular society
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>>729254493
>Although I am born with visible defects
>he hasn't discovered the invisible defects
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>>729252597
Thanks for the suggestion, I just gifted this to my atheist little bro for Christmas.
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>>729252685
Fuck no, are you retarded? Do you think people only started writing religious myths 2000 years ago? Hell, half the bible is just stolen stories from prior mythologies, go read the story of Atra-Hasis and the Flood from Akkadian myth 1800 years prior and tell me if you notice something familiar.
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>>729254702
did you know there was hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of years of what is considered modern human history before christianity was invented
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>>729253025
6 7
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>>729254417
>>729253045
Not an argument.
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>>729253964
>yet somehow there isn't a single frame of a single video or a single picture in the entirety of human history that shows anything supernatural or miraculous or unexplainable happening
*blocks your path*
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New testament is the only one that matters. Bible is jewish bullshit
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>>729252945
>>729252971
>>729253223
>>729253413
>>729253585
>>729253964
>when /v/ becomes r/atheism
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>>729253972
They say it’s because it develops the historical context and significance of the Christ in NT.
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>>729255273
Christ appears many times in the old testament.
A good understanding of the OT can help you understand the tennets of the Christian faith better.
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>>729255080
Not a single one of those societies were ever secular.
And most of them literally ate each other.
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>>729255387
True sorry I meant his earth ministry I guess
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Imagine paying for the Bible
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>>729255153
Status: TRUE
Fact checked by true wreckage brothers
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>>729253585
>I sleep well knowing that at some point christianity will be just a blip on the giant timeline of human history
yeah cause in 100 years 99% of the world will be muslim.
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>>729255236
>is somehow suprised
4chan and Modern internet began during peak Anti Bush (and so anti christianity) era.
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>>729252685
No that's the Epic of Gilgamesh
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>>729255543
In your dream, muzzie.
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>>729252685
Nope, Vedas are far older.
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>>729255543
Not with islam's apostasy rates, especially now that everyone knows about the night of the al-zutt.
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>>729252685
Sorry bro, the testimonies of Jesus Christ are truth. It's why we're celebrating his birth tomorrow.
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>>729254490
Orthodox Christians def aren't good goys. You literally worship demons. Jews are not big fans of Jesus.
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>>729255543
I'm sure the Moors thought the same thing before they got their asses kicked out of Europe last time.
Nothing new under the sun, etc.
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Is this better than youversion or esword?
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>>729252685
No, but parts of the Bible are the earliest form of academic shitposting. Basically a shitty third-rate kingdom kept getting btfo so some of their priests who wanted to both encourage the people and admonish the current administration envisioned a messiah to rescue them. Then future Jewish priests did the most Jewish theologian thing you could do and manufactured a new messiah that technically fulfilled all of the conditions of the old, but in ironic twists that insulted both the kingdom the original priests were seething about and insulted those priests as well. Jesus is basically the product of rhetorical assholes doing malicious compliance because their rivals were getting too autistic sticking to the letter of the law and he was dreamed up because people were wrong on the internet (at the time scrolls). Then a Jew who knew Greek caught wind of it and everything got out of hand as soon as he maliciously complied with the requirements a third time by identifying the messiah with the logos.
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>>729255871
Even the most kiked out historians who despise God admit that Jesus was a real person.
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>>729253585
>I will be long dead but I sleep well knowing that at some point christianity will be just a blip on the giant timeline of human history

Anon, you arrogant dumbass. Christianity created the civilization you know it today. Nobody cares to go to church or crack open a bible but NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE OUTSIDE OF THE CHRISTENDOM. Not even atheists whose skepticism for the supernatural, "reverence for science", and general moral framework were all adopted from Christianity.
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>>729255603
Even based right wing christians are selling their souls to the desert death cult to own the jews.
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>>729252597
Which version NIV, KJV, some third one i don't care enough to rememebr?
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>>729255560
>Epic of Gilgamesh
and mangas
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>>729256096
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I'm stuck on the Matthew chapter, how do you survive the desert?
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all 3 abrahamic slops are psyop, you only have to see the effects, you have cuckstianity guiltripping brainwashing full with the image of the bloody crucified tortured messiah plastered all over the churches and books, this alone is propaganda already, if you don't see it, I'm afraid it's over for you, then you have islam, the religion of peace, designed to be the wolf that kills the lambs of cuckstianity, and finally, you have judaism, the sect of the overlords, were they zealously protect the only bits of knowledge that are actually useful, yes, contrary to what you all believe, if there is a right way, it would be hermeticism, kabalah, they do a better job at explaining the simulation we are in, and giving tools to navigate it, for 2k years now the jews have done everything to label such knowledge as evil and satanic to keep you away from it, while feeding the masses cuckstianity and islam, all the while pretending that they themselves hate jewsus to further strength the controlled opposition and you are all to stupid to see it, but sure, keep saying this is based because it owns the left or whatever the current zeitgeist is
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>>729252685
A fanfiction of what?
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>>729256224
neat, i would have expected maybe two versions max
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>>729255387
you really think any of the nu-christians on here do anything besides parrot 'christ is king' before going on a vile racist rant?
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>>729256254
>finally, you have judaism, the sect of the overlords, were they zealously protect the only bits of knowledge that are actually useful, yes, contrary to what you all believe, if there is a right way, it would be hermeticism, kabalah, they do a better job at explaining the simulation we are in,
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>>729256303
Yahweh was originally a Canaanite war god
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>>729256392
>DA BYEBLE IZ RAYCISS
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>>729256005
This is just not true, we have no non-theological evidence Jesus existed whatsoever, no contemporary account of some shopkeeper writing in his diary "damn there's this Yeshua guy talking up a storm this week", or anything of the sort. There's probably more historical clues for King Arthur than for Jesus.
In objective terms the only "proof" is intuition that there's no smoke without fire and SOMEONE must have gotten the ball rolling, but this is conjecture.
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>>729255871
I really like these theories, I’ve heard a similar one that has the roles reversed which says the Jew who happened to know Greek (Paul/Saul) wrote a bunch of letters of a theoretically perfect figure that all jews should strive to be which later developed into worshippers deciding to make this Christ guy real by writing a fake historical account of him.
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>>729252597
Thank you, I'll pick it up right away! Christ is King!
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>>729252597
is that running on Renpy? lol
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>>729255553
Don't bother trying to explain this to election tourists, they seriously think 4chan in 2008 was the same as it was in 2016
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>>729254794
based and saved-pilled
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>>729253585
>t. pic related
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>>729255236
>when newfags joined after 2014
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>>729256529
I'm not convinced or dismissive that Jesus was a real person. I've seen the arguments for his existence, but all of them rely on types of conjecture and whataboutism rather than direct factual evidence. To say that it's a 100% solved case is just axiomatically wrong. It's nonsense. But I don't fully doubt that could've have been real. For sure the Roman occupation has a historical basis.
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>>729256254
Exactly, Yahweh is the demonic demiurge that governs this false reality.
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>>729256224
they put some effort into this game at least

>>729256821
>>729256903
*tips* you larping newfags
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>>729256821
I think a good chunk of this site doesn;t remember Obama years very and why he was ellected. Much less the Bush years. There was a reason why Early internet was so edgy.
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>>729257001
its pretty much confirmed that "Jesus" did infact exist, as in someone lived most of his early life up to being crucified. everything surrounding him is likely horseshit though and he was likely just some random guy who a billion people worship today
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>>729253298
never ceases to amaze me how little christcucks know about their religion

>>729255742
no true scotsman also it's literally all christcucks.
>jews are not big fans of jesus
jews fucking LOVE jesus. you clearly haven't been paying attention. It's just that they love it for goys and hate it for themselves. Why would an assassin take his own poison?
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>>729257123
i doubt very many people actually remember the Bush years at all, 2008 internet was totally different than even 2012 internet
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>>729257260
>jews fucking LOVE jesus

https://youtu.be/7uL555xWQeE?si=eT94G1IEBqZPhbCY
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>>729252873
you know VNs?
a kinetic novel is like a VN except they have no choices, and usually have full screen text over a background instead of a small text window and character portraits
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>>729257001
I'm on the same boat, it's logical that SOMEONE could have been on that spot of history, and there wouldn't be any conflict with the historical record, there's just not much to grab onto or be conclusive about it, and it does slightly irk me that most uninformed people just take it at face value despite the shaky evidence.
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>>729252597
I do not read magicslop
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>>729257260
You think any of them ever read that book exept when mum told them to read a certain fragment on christmas? I know one anegdote that fits it
Once upon time in USSR the speech writers put some Marx quotes to the manuscript when Brezhnev saw this he laughed and said. "Cmon Comrades who will belive Lonia Brezhnev read Marx?"
The elites don;t care abaut those books and plebians don;t care even more. But it all looks good in fron of everyone when you hold it. You look so fuckin wise and a smart guy.
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>>729257260
>jews fucking LOVE jesus. you clearly haven't been paying attention. It's just that they love it for goys
They take literally every opportunity to use lawsuits in an attempt to force Jesus out of the "goyim's" public sphere. This is absolute nonsense. If they wanted gentiles to worship Jesus because of some kind of secret kike 8D chess move, they wouldn't do literally everything they can to stop gentile children from doing so.
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>>729257587
I have read the Bible and can confirm most of it is not worth reading anyway. Like probably 95% of it is a complete waste of time. There is a reason that people only read or memorize certain sections.
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How did christianity manage to combine christian values with wars, mass murders and slavery over the past 2000 years?
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>>729257587
have you read numbers, it is an incredibly dry read
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>>729257764
>wars, mass murders and slavery over the past 2000 years?
Thats basically the gist of the Old Testament
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>>729257764
Probably all the justified wars and slavery in the Bible.
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>>729257764
If you only had to pray on jesus to get into heaven you could basically do whatever.
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Some nice mormon twinks gave me a king james bible a few weeks ago, should I actually read it? I've mostly just been using it to smash bugs

They also came back a few days later and gave me a book of mormon (lol)
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>>729257764
>slavery
that's a new one
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>>729252908
Based.
Christ bless you and your family, anon.
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>>729257969
Read KJV, toss Book of Mormon.
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>>729257123
The internet is far, FAR edgier today than it was in its nascence. I'm sure you remember early Faces of Death content and related disgusting imagery like everyone else, but as a proportion of content there was far more positive content than there is now, and the general level of discourse was much higher. Even the worst shitposting of the early 00's pales in comparison to the average /v/ topic today. Even the on-topic discussion is low quality today.
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>>729257969
I do think the Bible is worth reading atleast once. I mean its likely the most influential book in all of Human history so why not see what the fuss is about.
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>>729257260
>>729257587
kys kikes
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>>729257969
book of mormon is neat, it's basically the bible expanded universe that adds a sci-fi twist to the faith
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>>729257764
Remove Old Testament.
Now you have a book about a carpenter and philosopher saying some nice crap.
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>>729257764
Cognitive dissonance and religious tribalism.
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>>729258109
Too many retcons. Evil, evil book.
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>>729253076
Amen, brother.
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>>729257969
>They also came back a few days later and gave me a book of mormon
If you can get The Annotated version. It IS a much more pleseant read
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>>729258158
>the sequel book to the two books of self retcons has too many retcons
sure man the extra straws are what broke that camels back
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>>729257969
Unless youre smeturbo anti christian sperg pretty much anyone worth their literary salt says the KJV has literary value
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>>729256392
I don't take anything on this site too seriously. But the /v/ is /b2/ threads are nice from time to time. Only thing I can do is offer my little bit of knowledge about the Bible I have, the rest is up to anon.
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>>729257969
People will say the KJV is good because its ye olde English and makes them sound smarter for quoting it. Its a less accurate translation from the greek version commissioned by a king who would demands edits to fit his biad. Get an NIV if you want to read the book.
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C'mon guys, you didn't want to play
>The You Testament
instead? You get to hang out with Jesus, and even get Jesus powers if you want. I think you can also become a a Roman governor or even a Pharisee superjew priest kitted out like you're about to open the Ark of the Covenant in the temple, as well as random stuff like gladiators, lepers who were healed by Jesus, and other shit going on. I think the 2D version is the most advanced content wise but its like $1

>>729257234
Its not hard to believe that a guy like Jesus existed, regardless of the supernatural stuff. He was pretty much just the kind of (today he'd be called a socialist) revolutionary that wanted to help his people and that he was actively shit on by the authorities of the time, mostly the Jewish Pharisees . Think about it, he pretty much claimed that all their shit about the temple this and that weren't necessary, so regardless of him claiming or not to be messiah, him having followers threatened the hell out of them. Remember the time he got mad enough to scourge the moneylenders out of the temple for trying to pull their scam of different levels of Yidney Land Fun Bux Offering Tokens at different parts of the temple so a guy coming from 3 villages over with his cow to sacrifice basically only got like..a chicken's worth of sacrifice after all the money changing and token shit with WE DO NOT ACCEPT ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MONEY all over the place. The Romans only had a problem with the guy because the Pharisees basically said that this guy was going to stir up the Jews into revolt etc.
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I can not see any difference between the last three books of Jordan-Sanderson Wheel of Time and The Holy Bible, looks like the same piece of shit.
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>>729258281
There is not one single retcon in the Bible you absolute nitwit. Prefigurements and fulfilled prophecy, which are the only possible things you can be thinking of, are not retconning anything.
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>>729252597
>>729252685
here's how it happened
>jesus dies on cross and resurrects and goes back to heaven (pleroma)
>he's for real. he was showing us the path to get out of this world
>mary and the disciples get caught and imprisoned by roman jews in power
>can't kill them because it would just make them martyrs
>retards decide to put them on a boat and remove all sails, rudders, and oars
>"if jesus is for real, then you'll surely get out of this pickle!"
>boats just drifts and lands in france
>towns people help them repair boat
>to this day, saintes-maries-de-la-mer still celebrate their arrival
now, this is where is gets tricky for some people even though it's backed historically
>mary and disciples sail back to the british isles. it is where mary, joseph, and joseph of arimathea originally come from (they just settled in galilee and were known to have reddish hair)
>they traveled to joseph of arimathea's tin mines in cornwall. he is jesus' rich tin baron uncle and mary's brother who is known in the bible for preparing for jesus' funeral and historically for being a tin baron who supplied nearly half the world with tin in a time where they mostly still used bronze. he has a wikipedia page
>they went to glastonbury and formed the first church there in 37 AD
>upon hearing that the desciples survived, roman jews launch massive campaign to conquer british isles in 42 AD (lines up historically with the 43 AD invasion)
>after forming of first church, they decide to spread out into the world
then around 300 years later, constantine forms is own bible and christianity is suddenly okay again in roma. it is believed that around 80% of early-christian texts were burned during this time. merry christmas!
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>>729258654
i knew you would type that. the prophecy is fulfilled as i said it would just now
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>>729252685
not even remotely close, christian mythology is heavily plagiarized from greece
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
>t. Mexican
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God bless everyone.

Except browns. You're not human.
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>>729258654
the bible has literal hundreds of self-contradictions
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>>729257969
No, read 'American Crucifixion: The Murder of Joseph Smith and the Fate of the Mormon Church' instead. That title might sound like it's making him out to be a good guy but it's a pretty unbiased account of what went down in the final years of Smith's life and the utter nonsense that went down after the fact when Brigham Young took over. Having 16 wives is cool when you're a harem manga protagonist, but not so much when you're an elderly cult leader who abuses his power constantly.
The religion of mormons is nothing special, but their history is interesting. Given how recent all the events of Smith's life are, and how unambiguous his status as a conman is, the more you learn about them, the more you wonder how in the fuck an adult with access to the internet (or a library outside of Utah) could still believe a word of it. It's not like biblical events that happened thousands of years ago where nobody knows for sure what happened, we know Smith made it all up and we know why.
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>>729258634
must be hard having a sub-80 iq
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>>729252685
Wheel of Time is the final version of the Bible.
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I just wanna say fuck Jacob, dude robbed his brother, fooled his dad, and fucked his cousin and I'm supposed to believe he is the namesake of Israel? Fuck him
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>>729258826
Feliz cumpleanos to you too jose
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>>729258878
Indeed, it must be hard to live believing in magic things.
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isnt it a sin to charge for the bible or something
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>>729258897
>t. Esau
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>>729258897
>I'm supposed to believe he is the namesake of Israel
idk dude sounds pretty accurate
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>>729258980
what can't pay .99 cents for salvation?
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>>729257969
Mostly boring as fuck but unintentionally funny and retarded sometimes, my favorite bit is the story of Job where the guy's entire family dies and he loses everything and all his friends but it's all fine in the end because he was rewarded with another family and an even bigger farm as if that somehow made up for the people who died and the traumas he suffered, it's a uniquely jewish and materialistic tale.
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>>729258826
cath bro?
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>>729258980
just think of it as a donatiom to your local bible store
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>>729258897
Jacob sucked, but Joseph is one of my favorite stories
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>>729252786
better retention rate than most games kek
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I can't believe nobody said it...
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>>729258980
I dont think it says that in the bible.
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>>729259080
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>729259071
I like Job, you can do everything right and your entire life can come crashing down around you because god wanted to gamble with satan himself, zero impulse control on that guy
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>>729259080
Jesus would play E33
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is the bible on the gameboy an unironically valid way to read it?
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>>729259316
Why wouldn't it be?
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>>729259316
>unironically valid
pretty sure they're all bootlegs
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>>729259316
Why Nintendo allows this?
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>>729259018
>A man who lost everything finds enough inner strength to persevere, move on and find success once again
Kino.
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>>729259316
Literally just get a Bible. They're free.
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Very heavy jewish fairy tale fatigue
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>>729259460
anon do you know how expensive hotel rooms are?
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>>729259460
Steam says 0.99, chud
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Yikes.
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>>729254702
>secularism is when more Judaïsm
nice logic shabbos goy
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>>729259316
That's a weird looking gameboy casette/cartridge
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>>729259079
This lol...
The retard who took the screenshot clearly didn't know
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>>729256015
>Christianity created the civilization you know it today.
This is not a good way to get people to respect Christianity, anon.
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>>729259452
He literally did not do anything and in fact it's resolved by job going through a humiliation ritual and announcing he's weaker than god, then he's magically rewarded and the people who were lost are never mentioned.
Oh and of course there's some burnt offering stuff in there too because it's the old testament where everything ends with some weird jew ritual.
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>>729252945
Goodday m'lady
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>>729259625
Kike worldview is Judaism for me, Secularism for thee, so yes. There has never been a secularized society that didn't get that way from being rotted inside out from globalist jews.
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>>729254493
based
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>>729252597
Which versions do they have
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>>729255080
Correct. They were banging rocks on the ground and on each other for most of that time.
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Steam still black screening on the cart
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>>729260062
>>729256224
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>>729255080
Most christians are retard and believe christianity started the world, but the best years of Roman Empire were not christian. It is a waste of time trying to talk with them.
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>>729254702
Gay marriage and other such bizarre gender hysteria only happens in deconstructive christian countries, it's not a thing in countries that were never christian to begin with which is most of Asia.
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>>729252597
Who else is celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior tomorrow?
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>>729260245
but anon what if they post a marble statue and call you a fag?
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i always had a passing interest on reading the bible but the pepe and chad.pngs itt convinced me not to, merry christmas faggots
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>>729260259
nothing about modern (((Christian))) countries is actually Christian, but you’re a disingenuous cunt so you won’t acknowledge that
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>>729253518
Hello rabbi
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>>729260307
WE ARE
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>>729252597
Which Bible? Evangelicals literally read a shoddy forgery.
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>>729260349
Christianity is inherently jewish so I'm not sure what distinction you're trying to make, in fact that kind of kikery only exists in christian societies.
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>>729260342
I don't believe you're being honest in this post, but I hope you have a Merry Christmas, anonymous.
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>>729260259
Consider the following:
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>>729253585
Even the way you people type is so faggy.
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>>729256880
KEKKK
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>>729260593
Russia seems more culturally aligned with asia than europe these days which is interesting and that rift should only grow as the west keeps collapsing, best of luck to anyone who recognizes the true enemies of humanity (abrahamuttoids and their kike handlers).
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>>729260245
>but the best years of Roman Empire were not christian

Thing is during the Roman times, if you were not a free male Roman citizen, you were a slave (and half the population were enslaved) and you'd likely be your master's cum rag. If you were a girl, you'd most certainly a bunch of different Roman nobles toy for a night.

Christianity took the world by storm the moment people heard about it for a reason. It offered an equitable moral framework that allowed people to live how they wanted.
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Christ is king, merry christmas everybody and peace be with you.
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>>729253585
>>have to still deal with the residue of third world religions that have somehow persisted for thousands of years
That's 'tens' of thousands of years, and they will still endure even when you are dust.
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>>729257408
jesus was a myth jews created to replace the yom kippur goat sacrifice since their temple was destroyed by the romans and they had no way of atoning for their sins without animal sacrifice. They just pulled a "ackchyually 70 years ago yahweh's son himself came down and got sacrificed with everyones sins on his shoulders so we are all saved jokes on you romans lol"
its a jewish tradition to spit on the yom kippur goat just like how jews spit on christians (who worship the jewish yom kippur human sacrifice) just as it is a christcuck tradition to be spat on.
https://www.thetorah.com/article/crimson-to-white-yom-kippurs-miraculous-thread

jews LOVE christcucks. ZOG summarized in one clip basically
https://files.catbox.moe/2tqfrh.mp4

https://x.com/i/status/1889757751850508447
https://x.com/i/status/1808201507449516194
https://x.com/i/status/2002094871688225220

Judeo-Christian Blood Magic
https://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/Jewish-Blood-Magic-720:9

Christianity: A Religion for the 'Other Side' | Know More News LIVE w/ Christopher Jon Bjerknes
https://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/cjb-podcast:e

Jews Explain How Christianity Conquered the Gentiles
https://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/Real-Case-Against-the-Jews:a

Is Jesus a Myth? Examining the Evidence | Know More News LIVE
https://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/Jesus-Myth-Presentation:f

https://cufi.org/issue/netanyahu-says-israel-has-no-better-friends-than-us-christian-zionists/

you must be living in total isolation from the outside world and everyone under some rock or unironically retarded if you think christians aren't cocksuckers for jews
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>>729256197
OI! SAKURACON NIKIMA!
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>>729260995
>rabbi melty
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>>729260745
A BRICs alliance doesn't mean their culturally aligned with fucking China. It just means they're against a common enemy (America)
What a stupid post.
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This must be the r/atheism spillover thread. You guys have been BTFO in no fewer than 5 other threads today. Christ is Lord
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>>729261131
AMEN
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>>729261131
Based
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>>729261104
ebin comeback jew cocksucker
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>>729261131
They got btfo in this thread as well.
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>>729261131
rvke



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