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>>729252597is the bible the earliest form of fanfiction?
>Schizo is going to do his "maelle is jesus" spiel again
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Brick Testament already exists
>>729252597what is a "kinetic novel"?
All hail Jesus Christ, King of Kings.Merry Christmas, /v/!
>>729252685That would be talmud
You'll say to read and follow the Bible, but then completely disregard everything that doesn't align with your current day brainwashing. You should despise the Christian God because he's a pedo that impregnated the Virgin Mary. Personally, I think it's based that he made her into a 14 year old mother, but you'll grasp at straws to justify what God did or try to twist it for your modern sensibilities.
The Bible renpy version?
>worshiping a jewNo thanks.
>>729252971>t. the demonic terrorist state of Israel
>>729252786>NUMBERSwhat do they mean
>>729252971Judaism is just a Christian heresy. I used to believe what you are saying.
>>729252945shut up atheist
It better be the KJV
>>729252597Our Father, who art in heaven,hallowed be thy name;thy kingdom come;thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread;and forgive us our trespasses,as we forgive those who trespass against us;and lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from evil.Amen.
>>729252597this should be ILEGAL, you cant sell a bible
i used to give sermons to our congregation when i was like 8 years old, even wore a suit and tiestrange times that was
>>729253076lol
>>729253198I agree
>>729252685it's the earliest form of alt-history fictionDante's Inferno is pure fanfiction but idk if it's the first or if the greeks got there earlier since I dont read books
>>729252685no that would be the Torah,Talmud
>>729252685>He doesn't know about the yaoi fujofaggotry Mesopotamian tablets
>>729252912>That would be talmudThe Talmud doesn't pretend to be history.
Lacivius 3:14And so we pray. Pray that our fathers grace the son with his touch. We give his body to the father and soul to the Lord so that he too may know the graces of Heaven.
bible speedrun WR?
>>729253040>Judaism is just a Christian heresy>Christcucks gave jews the holy land for free
>jannies finally start nuking E33 spam threads on the basis of no generals, take it to /vg/>faggots start spamming threads where E33 is somehow in the OP image in the corner or somethingThis is beyond pathetic
>>729252597based
>>729253413Zionist "christians" aren't Christians at all.
>>729253391I don't want to be molested by my dad, though.
>>729252597Unironically based and Christpilled.
>born in the most amazing technological advancing point in the entirety of human history>have to still deal with the residue of third world religions that have somehow persisted for thousands of yearsI will be long dead but I sleep well knowing that at some point christianity will be just a blip on the giant timeline of human history and we'll forget this shit every existed
>>729253347The wolf within, a twilight fanfiction by Joy12908, doesn't pretend to be history either.
>>729253585>*Tips fedora*Maybe when you're older you'll realize what an idiot you are.
>>729253585bazinga
>>729252597>mock jesu>get woke diseasei am so so sorry christ bros
>>729253073What about a Septuagint?Just checked it features the main translations used by Protestants and Catholics. Orthodox bros need to search a bit further.Also it is a RenPy game I think.
>>729252786GENESIS AND EXODUS, LEVITICUS AND NUMBERSGIDEON IS KNOCKING IN YOUR HOTEL WHILE YOU SLUMBER
>>729253585>hindu hands typed this post
>>729253585The past, present, and future are Christian.
>>729252685>is the bible the earliest form of fanfictionNo, the stories it ripped off from Mesopotamians and such are.
>>729253736the estimated amount of smartphones in the world today is almost 5 billionthat's 5 billion cameras and video recording devices covering every inch of every city, town, store, you name it, if a human is there, there is a smartphone thereeven excluding smartphones, every store, establishment, hotel, laundromat, if you name it they have cameras installed and monitoring 24/7 every second of every dayyet somehow there isn't a single frame of a single video or a single picture in the entirety of human history that shows anything supernatural or miraculous or unexplainable happening
>>729253298>the TorahWhy does the Christian Old Testament include fanfiction?
>>729252597>account full of furry porn>also owns this
>>729252786Given that it's a gag gift game I'm surprised more than half of the people who own it ever played it in the first place.
Merry Christmas to one and all, hopefully you will all learn to love your Lord just as He loves you.
>>729254000Steam only counts achievements if you download the game AND start it. Some game have very low first achievement because they released the achievements after the game and Steam counts everyone that played since the beginning
>>729253298 The Torah is literally just the old testament
>>729252597ONE SHEKEL!? ARE YOU MAD, GOY!
>>729252945Aw fuck. 2000 years of the smartest men on earth debating the Bible and this anon cracked the code in one paragraph. Better pack it in boys, religion is dead.
>>729253513yet christians will do their bidding without fail due to allowing an egregore of their creation into their hearts
>>729254091Although I am born with visible defects, I do feel loved by the Lord. He gave me a great and loving family and the will to get to my goals. Sure things are tough, but at least I know he looks out after me.
>>729254417the only thing anyone argues is if it's okay for man to believe in the bible or notthe desire to believe in a higher power is a taught human trait, not an innate one
>>729252597Lets compare our christian scores brothers
>>729253585>muh secular society
>>729254493>Although I am born with visible defects>he hasn't discovered the invisible defects
>>729254493
>>729252597Thanks for the suggestion, I just gifted this to my atheist little bro for Christmas.
>>729252685Fuck no, are you retarded? Do you think people only started writing religious myths 2000 years ago? Hell, half the bible is just stolen stories from prior mythologies, go read the story of Atra-Hasis and the Flood from Akkadian myth 1800 years prior and tell me if you notice something familiar.
>>729254702did you know there was hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of years of what is considered modern human history before christianity was invented
>>7292530256 7
>>729254417>>729253045Not an argument.
>>729253964>yet somehow there isn't a single frame of a single video or a single picture in the entirety of human history that shows anything supernatural or miraculous or unexplainable happening*blocks your path*
New testament is the only one that matters. Bible is jewish bullshit
>>729252945>>729252971>>729253223>>729253413>>729253585>>729253964>when /v/ becomes r/atheism
>>729253972They say it’s because it develops the historical context and significance of the Christ in NT.
>>729255273Christ appears many times in the old testament.A good understanding of the OT can help you understand the tennets of the Christian faith better.
>>729255080Not a single one of those societies were ever secular.And most of them literally ate each other.
>>729255387True sorry I meant his earth ministry I guess
Imagine paying for the Bible
>>729255153Status: TRUEFact checked by true wreckage brothers
>>729253585>I sleep well knowing that at some point christianity will be just a blip on the giant timeline of human historyyeah cause in 100 years 99% of the world will be muslim.
>>729255236>is somehow suprised4chan and Modern internet began during peak Anti Bush (and so anti christianity) era.
>>729252685No that's the Epic of Gilgamesh
>>729255543In your dream, muzzie.
>>729252685Nope, Vedas are far older.
>>729255543Not with islam's apostasy rates, especially now that everyone knows about the night of the al-zutt.
>>729252685Sorry bro, the testimonies of Jesus Christ are truth. It's why we're celebrating his birth tomorrow.
>>729254490Orthodox Christians def aren't good goys. You literally worship demons. Jews are not big fans of Jesus.
>>729255543I'm sure the Moors thought the same thing before they got their asses kicked out of Europe last time.Nothing new under the sun, etc.
Is this better than youversion or esword?
>>729252685No, but parts of the Bible are the earliest form of academic shitposting. Basically a shitty third-rate kingdom kept getting btfo so some of their priests who wanted to both encourage the people and admonish the current administration envisioned a messiah to rescue them. Then future Jewish priests did the most Jewish theologian thing you could do and manufactured a new messiah that technically fulfilled all of the conditions of the old, but in ironic twists that insulted both the kingdom the original priests were seething about and insulted those priests as well. Jesus is basically the product of rhetorical assholes doing malicious compliance because their rivals were getting too autistic sticking to the letter of the law and he was dreamed up because people were wrong on the internet (at the time scrolls). Then a Jew who knew Greek caught wind of it and everything got out of hand as soon as he maliciously complied with the requirements a third time by identifying the messiah with the logos.
>>729255871Even the most kiked out historians who despise God admit that Jesus was a real person.
>>729253585>I will be long dead but I sleep well knowing that at some point christianity will be just a blip on the giant timeline of human historyAnon, you arrogant dumbass. Christianity created the civilization you know it today. Nobody cares to go to church or crack open a bible but NOBODY WANTS TO LIVE OUTSIDE OF THE CHRISTENDOM. Not even atheists whose skepticism for the supernatural, "reverence for science", and general moral framework were all adopted from Christianity.
>>729255603Even based right wing christians are selling their souls to the desert death cult to own the jews.
>>729252597Which version NIV, KJV, some third one i don't care enough to rememebr?
>>729255560>Epic of Gilgameshand mangas
>>729256096
I'm stuck on the Matthew chapter, how do you survive the desert?
all 3 abrahamic slops are psyop, you only have to see the effects, you have cuckstianity guiltripping brainwashing full with the image of the bloody crucified tortured messiah plastered all over the churches and books, this alone is propaganda already, if you don't see it, I'm afraid it's over for you, then you have islam, the religion of peace, designed to be the wolf that kills the lambs of cuckstianity, and finally, you have judaism, the sect of the overlords, were they zealously protect the only bits of knowledge that are actually useful, yes, contrary to what you all believe, if there is a right way, it would be hermeticism, kabalah, they do a better job at explaining the simulation we are in, and giving tools to navigate it, for 2k years now the jews have done everything to label such knowledge as evil and satanic to keep you away from it, while feeding the masses cuckstianity and islam, all the while pretending that they themselves hate jewsus to further strength the controlled opposition and you are all to stupid to see it, but sure, keep saying this is based because it owns the left or whatever the current zeitgeist is
>>729252685A fanfiction of what?
>>729256224neat, i would have expected maybe two versions max
M O R T I SORTIS
>>729255387you really think any of the nu-christians on here do anything besides parrot 'christ is king' before going on a vile racist rant?
>>729256254>finally, you have judaism, the sect of the overlords, were they zealously protect the only bits of knowledge that are actually useful, yes, contrary to what you all believe, if there is a right way, it would be hermeticism, kabalah, they do a better job at explaining the simulation we are in,
>>729256303Yahweh was originally a Canaanite war god
>>729256392>DA BYEBLE IZ RAYCISS
>>729256005This is just not true, we have no non-theological evidence Jesus existed whatsoever, no contemporary account of some shopkeeper writing in his diary "damn there's this Yeshua guy talking up a storm this week", or anything of the sort. There's probably more historical clues for King Arthur than for Jesus.In objective terms the only "proof" is intuition that there's no smoke without fire and SOMEONE must have gotten the ball rolling, but this is conjecture.
>>729255871I really like these theories, I’ve heard a similar one that has the roles reversed which says the Jew who happened to know Greek (Paul/Saul) wrote a bunch of letters of a theoretically perfect figure that all jews should strive to be which later developed into worshippers deciding to make this Christ guy real by writing a fake historical account of him.
>>729252597Thank you, I'll pick it up right away! Christ is King!
>>729252597is that running on Renpy? lol
>>729255553Don't bother trying to explain this to election tourists, they seriously think 4chan in 2008 was the same as it was in 2016
>>729254794based and saved-pilled
>>729253585>t. pic related
>>729255236>when newfags joined after 2014
>>729256529I'm not convinced or dismissive that Jesus was a real person. I've seen the arguments for his existence, but all of them rely on types of conjecture and whataboutism rather than direct factual evidence. To say that it's a 100% solved case is just axiomatically wrong. It's nonsense. But I don't fully doubt that could've have been real. For sure the Roman occupation has a historical basis.
>>729256254Exactly, Yahweh is the demonic demiurge that governs this false reality.
>>729256224they put some effort into this game at least>>729256821>>729256903*tips* you larping newfags
>>729256821I think a good chunk of this site doesn;t remember Obama years very and why he was ellected. Much less the Bush years. There was a reason why Early internet was so edgy.
>>729257001its pretty much confirmed that "Jesus" did infact exist, as in someone lived most of his early life up to being crucified. everything surrounding him is likely horseshit though and he was likely just some random guy who a billion people worship today
>>729253298never ceases to amaze me how little christcucks know about their religion>>729255742no true scotsman also it's literally all christcucks.>jews are not big fans of jesusjews fucking LOVE jesus. you clearly haven't been paying attention. It's just that they love it for goys and hate it for themselves. Why would an assassin take his own poison?
>>729257123i doubt very many people actually remember the Bush years at all, 2008 internet was totally different than even 2012 internet
>>729257260>jews fucking LOVE jesushttps://youtu.be/7uL555xWQeE?si=eT94G1IEBqZPhbCY
>>729252873you know VNs?a kinetic novel is like a VN except they have no choices, and usually have full screen text over a background instead of a small text window and character portraits
>>729257001I'm on the same boat, it's logical that SOMEONE could have been on that spot of history, and there wouldn't be any conflict with the historical record, there's just not much to grab onto or be conclusive about it, and it does slightly irk me that most uninformed people just take it at face value despite the shaky evidence.
>>729252597I do not read magicslop
>>729257260You think any of them ever read that book exept when mum told them to read a certain fragment on christmas? I know one anegdote that fits itOnce upon time in USSR the speech writers put some Marx quotes to the manuscript when Brezhnev saw this he laughed and said. "Cmon Comrades who will belive Lonia Brezhnev read Marx?"The elites don;t care abaut those books and plebians don;t care even more. But it all looks good in fron of everyone when you hold it. You look so fuckin wise and a smart guy.
>>729257260>jews fucking LOVE jesus. you clearly haven't been paying attention. It's just that they love it for goysThey take literally every opportunity to use lawsuits in an attempt to force Jesus out of the "goyim's" public sphere. This is absolute nonsense. If they wanted gentiles to worship Jesus because of some kind of secret kike 8D chess move, they wouldn't do literally everything they can to stop gentile children from doing so.
>>729257587I have read the Bible and can confirm most of it is not worth reading anyway. Like probably 95% of it is a complete waste of time. There is a reason that people only read or memorize certain sections.
How did christianity manage to combine christian values with wars, mass murders and slavery over the past 2000 years?
>>729257587have you read numbers, it is an incredibly dry read
>>729257764>wars, mass murders and slavery over the past 2000 years?Thats basically the gist of the Old Testament
>>729257764Probably all the justified wars and slavery in the Bible.
>>729257764If you only had to pray on jesus to get into heaven you could basically do whatever.
Some nice mormon twinks gave me a king james bible a few weeks ago, should I actually read it? I've mostly just been using it to smash bugsThey also came back a few days later and gave me a book of mormon (lol)
>>729252908Based.Christ bless you and your family, anon.
>>729257969Read KJV, toss Book of Mormon.
>>729257123The internet is far, FAR edgier today than it was in its nascence. I'm sure you remember early Faces of Death content and related disgusting imagery like everyone else, but as a proportion of content there was far more positive content than there is now, and the general level of discourse was much higher. Even the worst shitposting of the early 00's pales in comparison to the average /v/ topic today. Even the on-topic discussion is low quality today.
>>729257969I do think the Bible is worth reading atleast once. I mean its likely the most influential book in all of Human history so why not see what the fuss is about.
>>729257969book of mormon is neat, it's basically the bible expanded universe that adds a sci-fi twist to the faith
>>729257764Remove Old Testament.Now you have a book about a carpenter and philosopher saying some nice crap.
>>729257764Cognitive dissonance and religious tribalism.
>>729258109Too many retcons. Evil, evil book.
>>729253076Amen, brother.
>>729257969>They also came back a few days later and gave me a book of mormonIf you can get The Annotated version. It IS a much more pleseant read
>>729258158>the sequel book to the two books of self retcons has too many retconssure man the extra straws are what broke that camels back
>>729257969Unless youre smeturbo anti christian sperg pretty much anyone worth their literary salt says the KJV has literary value
>>729256392I don't take anything on this site too seriously. But the /v/ is /b2/ threads are nice from time to time. Only thing I can do is offer my little bit of knowledge about the Bible I have, the rest is up to anon.
>>729257969People will say the KJV is good because its ye olde English and makes them sound smarter for quoting it. Its a less accurate translation from the greek version commissioned by a king who would demands edits to fit his biad. Get an NIV if you want to read the book.
C'mon guys, you didn't want to play>The You Testamentinstead? You get to hang out with Jesus, and even get Jesus powers if you want. I think you can also become a a Roman governor or even a Pharisee superjew priest kitted out like you're about to open the Ark of the Covenant in the temple, as well as random stuff like gladiators, lepers who were healed by Jesus, and other shit going on. I think the 2D version is the most advanced content wise but its like $1 >>729257234Its not hard to believe that a guy like Jesus existed, regardless of the supernatural stuff. He was pretty much just the kind of (today he'd be called a socialist) revolutionary that wanted to help his people and that he was actively shit on by the authorities of the time, mostly the Jewish Pharisees . Think about it, he pretty much claimed that all their shit about the temple this and that weren't necessary, so regardless of him claiming or not to be messiah, him having followers threatened the hell out of them. Remember the time he got mad enough to scourge the moneylenders out of the temple for trying to pull their scam of different levels of Yidney Land Fun Bux Offering Tokens at different parts of the temple so a guy coming from 3 villages over with his cow to sacrifice basically only got like..a chicken's worth of sacrifice after all the money changing and token shit with WE DO NOT ACCEPT ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MONEY all over the place. The Romans only had a problem with the guy because the Pharisees basically said that this guy was going to stir up the Jews into revolt etc.
I can not see any difference between the last three books of Jordan-Sanderson Wheel of Time and The Holy Bible, looks like the same piece of shit.
>>729258281There is not one single retcon in the Bible you absolute nitwit. Prefigurements and fulfilled prophecy, which are the only possible things you can be thinking of, are not retconning anything.
>>729252597>>729252685here's how it happened>jesus dies on cross and resurrects and goes back to heaven (pleroma)>he's for real. he was showing us the path to get out of this world>mary and the disciples get caught and imprisoned by roman jews in power>can't kill them because it would just make them martyrs>retards decide to put them on a boat and remove all sails, rudders, and oars>"if jesus is for real, then you'll surely get out of this pickle!">boats just drifts and lands in france>towns people help them repair boat>to this day, saintes-maries-de-la-mer still celebrate their arrivalnow, this is where is gets tricky for some people even though it's backed historically>mary and disciples sail back to the british isles. it is where mary, joseph, and joseph of arimathea originally come from (they just settled in galilee and were known to have reddish hair)>they traveled to joseph of arimathea's tin mines in cornwall. he is jesus' rich tin baron uncle and mary's brother who is known in the bible for preparing for jesus' funeral and historically for being a tin baron who supplied nearly half the world with tin in a time where they mostly still used bronze. he has a wikipedia page>they went to glastonbury and formed the first church there in 37 AD>upon hearing that the desciples survived, roman jews launch massive campaign to conquer british isles in 42 AD (lines up historically with the 43 AD invasion)>after forming of first church, they decide to spread out into the worldthen around 300 years later, constantine forms is own bible and christianity is suddenly okay again in roma. it is believed that around 80% of early-christian texts were burned during this time. merry christmas!
>>729258654i knew you would type that. the prophecy is fulfilled as i said it would just now
>>729252685not even remotely close, christian mythology is heavily plagiarized from greece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JAk9334PNw
Merry Christmas, everybody.>t. Mexican
God bless everyone.Except browns. You're not human.
>>729258654the bible has literal hundreds of self-contradictions
>>729257969No, read 'American Crucifixion: The Murder of Joseph Smith and the Fate of the Mormon Church' instead. That title might sound like it's making him out to be a good guy but it's a pretty unbiased account of what went down in the final years of Smith's life and the utter nonsense that went down after the fact when Brigham Young took over. Having 16 wives is cool when you're a harem manga protagonist, but not so much when you're an elderly cult leader who abuses his power constantly.The religion of mormons is nothing special, but their history is interesting. Given how recent all the events of Smith's life are, and how unambiguous his status as a conman is, the more you learn about them, the more you wonder how in the fuck an adult with access to the internet (or a library outside of Utah) could still believe a word of it. It's not like biblical events that happened thousands of years ago where nobody knows for sure what happened, we know Smith made it all up and we know why.
>>729258634must be hard having a sub-80 iq
>>729252685Wheel of Time is the final version of the Bible.
I just wanna say fuck Jacob, dude robbed his brother, fooled his dad, and fucked his cousin and I'm supposed to believe he is the namesake of Israel? Fuck him
>>729258826Feliz cumpleanos to you too jose
>>729258878Indeed, it must be hard to live believing in magic things.
isnt it a sin to charge for the bible or something
>>729258897>t. Esau
>>729258897>I'm supposed to believe he is the namesake of Israelidk dude sounds pretty accurate
>>729258980what can't pay .99 cents for salvation?
>>729257969Mostly boring as fuck but unintentionally funny and retarded sometimes, my favorite bit is the story of Job where the guy's entire family dies and he loses everything and all his friends but it's all fine in the end because he was rewarded with another family and an even bigger farm as if that somehow made up for the people who died and the traumas he suffered, it's a uniquely jewish and materialistic tale.
>>729258826cath bro?
>>729258980just think of it as a donatiom to your local bible store
>>729258897Jacob sucked, but Joseph is one of my favorite stories
>>729252786better retention rate than most games kek
I can't believe nobody said it...
>>729258980I dont think it says that in the bible.
>>729259080KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>729259071I like Job, you can do everything right and your entire life can come crashing down around you because god wanted to gamble with satan himself, zero impulse control on that guy
>>729259080Jesus would play E33
is the bible on the gameboy an unironically valid way to read it?
>>729259316Why wouldn't it be?
>>729259316>unironically validpretty sure they're all bootlegs
>>729259316Why Nintendo allows this?
>>729259018>A man who lost everything finds enough inner strength to persevere, move on and find success once againKino.
>>729259316Literally just get a Bible. They're free.
Very heavy jewish fairy tale fatigue
>>729259460anon do you know how expensive hotel rooms are?
>>729259460Steam says 0.99, chud
Yikes.
>>729254702>secularism is when more Judaïsmnice logic shabbos goy
>>729259316That's a weird looking gameboy casette/cartridge
>>729259079This lol...The retard who took the screenshot clearly didn't know
>>729256015>Christianity created the civilization you know it today.This is not a good way to get people to respect Christianity, anon.
>>729259452He literally did not do anything and in fact it's resolved by job going through a humiliation ritual and announcing he's weaker than god, then he's magically rewarded and the people who were lost are never mentioned. Oh and of course there's some burnt offering stuff in there too because it's the old testament where everything ends with some weird jew ritual.
>>729252945Goodday m'lady
>>729259625Kike worldview is Judaism for me, Secularism for thee, so yes. There has never been a secularized society that didn't get that way from being rotted inside out from globalist jews.
>>729254493based
>>729252597Which versions do they have
>>729255080Correct. They were banging rocks on the ground and on each other for most of that time.
Steam still black screening on the cart
>>729260062>>729256224
>>729255080Most christians are retard and believe christianity started the world, but the best years of Roman Empire were not christian. It is a waste of time trying to talk with them.
>>729254702Gay marriage and other such bizarre gender hysteria only happens in deconstructive christian countries, it's not a thing in countries that were never christian to begin with which is most of Asia.
>>729252597Who else is celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior tomorrow?
>>729260245but anon what if they post a marble statue and call you a fag?
i always had a passing interest on reading the bible but the pepe and chad.pngs itt convinced me not to, merry christmas faggots
>>729260259nothing about modern (((Christian))) countries is actually Christian, but you’re a disingenuous cunt so you won’t acknowledge that
>>729253518Hello rabbi
>>729260307WE ARE
>>729252597Which Bible? Evangelicals literally read a shoddy forgery.
>>729260349Christianity is inherently jewish so I'm not sure what distinction you're trying to make, in fact that kind of kikery only exists in christian societies.
>>729260342I don't believe you're being honest in this post, but I hope you have a Merry Christmas, anonymous.
>>729260259Consider the following:
>>729253585Even the way you people type is so faggy.
>>729256880KEKKK
>>729260593Russia seems more culturally aligned with asia than europe these days which is interesting and that rift should only grow as the west keeps collapsing, best of luck to anyone who recognizes the true enemies of humanity (abrahamuttoids and their kike handlers).
>>729260245>but the best years of Roman Empire were not christianThing is during the Roman times, if you were not a free male Roman citizen, you were a slave (and half the population were enslaved) and you'd likely be your master's cum rag. If you were a girl, you'd most certainly a bunch of different Roman nobles toy for a night. Christianity took the world by storm the moment people heard about it for a reason. It offered an equitable moral framework that allowed people to live how they wanted.
Christ is king, merry christmas everybody and peace be with you.
>>729253585>>have to still deal with the residue of third world religions that have somehow persisted for thousands of yearsThat's 'tens' of thousands of years, and they will still endure even when you are dust.
>>729257408jesus was a myth jews created to replace the yom kippur goat sacrifice since their temple was destroyed by the romans and they had no way of atoning for their sins without animal sacrifice. They just pulled a "ackchyually 70 years ago yahweh's son himself came down and got sacrificed with everyones sins on his shoulders so we are all saved jokes on you romans lol"its a jewish tradition to spit on the yom kippur goat just like how jews spit on christians (who worship the jewish yom kippur human sacrifice) just as it is a christcuck tradition to be spat on.https://www.thetorah.com/article/crimson-to-white-yom-kippurs-miraculous-threadjews LOVE christcucks. ZOG summarized in one clip basicallyhttps://files.catbox.moe/2tqfrh.mp4https://x.com/i/status/1889757751850508447https://x.com/i/status/1808201507449516194https://x.com/i/status/2002094871688225220Judeo-Christian Blood Magichttps://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/Jewish-Blood-Magic-720:9Christianity: A Religion for the 'Other Side' | Know More News LIVE w/ Christopher Jon Bjerkneshttps://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/cjb-podcast:eJews Explain How Christianity Conquered the Gentileshttps://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/Real-Case-Against-the-Jews:aIs Jesus a Myth? Examining the Evidence | Know More News LIVE https://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/Jesus-Myth-Presentation:fhttps://cufi.org/issue/netanyahu-says-israel-has-no-better-friends-than-us-christian-zionists/you must be living in total isolation from the outside world and everyone under some rock or unironically retarded if you think christians aren't cocksuckers for jews
>>729256197OI! SAKURACON NIKIMA!
>>729260995>rabbi melty
>>729260745A BRICs alliance doesn't mean their culturally aligned with fucking China. It just means they're against a common enemy (America)What a stupid post.
This must be the r/atheism spillover thread. You guys have been BTFO in no fewer than 5 other threads today. Christ is Lord
>>729261131AMEN
>>729261131Based
>>729261104ebin comeback jew cocksucker
>>729261131They got btfo in this thread as well.
>>729261131rvke
>>729252597>Not for freeNope.
>>729261114Why are mutts and eurangutans so obsessed with BRICS? It's some retarded non-binding jew summit on par with dumb shit like agenda 2030 that no one pays attention to.
>>729253585>these are the people that will look you dead in the eye and tell you how dark matter is totally real because the science said so
>off-topic religious shitposting and jewish death cult worship
>>729260995Unironically schizo momentSeek help
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/hJw-ey1DPRA?si=mMHKBuql5d0xglsu
I still can't believe people were so annoyed by the fedoras that 15 years later people are still doing the "based and trad" roleplaying thing out of pure spiteful contrarianism. And it's even branched out into contrarianism as their political stance on everything.
>>729261414Are you really this fucking retarded to believe a Russian holds anywhere near the same culture beliefs as a Chinese, as opposed to a European?
>>729261414they unironically think russia is behind people being conservative and christian in the west. i wish i were kidding
>>729252685> GUYS GUYS I JUST MET GOD AFTER TAKING THESE GROOVY SHROOMS>AND HES A TALKING BUSH I SWARE ON ME MUM ITS TRUE AND HE GAVE ME RTHOSE TABLETS WE NOW ALL HAVE TO OBEYLike who the fuck believes this garbage lmao. This is trainstation crackhead levels of schizophrenia.
>>729260995@Grok, summarize this
>>729261453holy shit they put a lob corp reference in the bible?
>>729261462>worships a mythical human sacrifice that supposedly carried away all of humanity' sins with his death>calling others schizonigger you're the one who believes in talking donkeys and bushes
>>729261529People realized that not only are atheists cringe, they're dogmatists who base their morals and worldview on a structure that assumes there's a God who gives meaning to creation. They offer nothing worthwhile to humanity. Nietzsche was right.
>>729261702There were talking donkeys in the bible?
>>729261548Yeah, the cultural shift towards the east is vast and the only ones who don't seem to realize that live in a propaganda bubble, I have a few american friends who were somehow surprised when I told them I haven't touched an american-made product in 30+ years because they produce nothing, both in terms of actual manufactured products and service economy stuff such as games.
>>729261702>doubling down on being a schizoSchizo-kun...
>>729260938based
>>729261793A donkey, I believe the story goes that an angle was blocking the way but the man could not see it, only the donkey could.The man began beating the beast because it wouldn't move forward, with the donkey responding that if it had both it and the man would have died.
>>729261824It's ironic in the extreme that you mention a propaganda bubble and then follow it immediately with propaganda lol
>>729261837If some guy ran at you on the street and started ranting about how that burning bush he just talked to was actually the creator of al the universe ,what would you do?
>>729261995What verse? Thanks
>>729261793yehowah's "prophet" having a full on conversation with a fucking donkeyNumbers 22:28-30>28 Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?” 29 Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”not to mention that christcucks also literally believe in actual fucking unicorns too lmaoIsaiah 34:7 (KJV)>And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
>>729253513>It wasn't real communism
>>729262047"Amen brother" and continue my life.
>>729261548>2100, christcuck brownification of the west continued unopposed, core europe and north america are india-tier clusterfucks of abrahamics yelling at each other>nordic pockets of humanity still survived thanks to nordic revival movements but are insular>south america and africa are irrelevant as usual>russia probably balkanized at this point, with christcucks to the west>china is the defacto world leader, it doesn't even come closeSeems like a pretty probable future, that's what abrahamic brainrot leads to.
>>729262117I honestly don't remember, it's been a long time since but I know it was in the old translations. I think it was the passage before Samson was introduced.
>>729262217This post brought to you by Chinese propaganda shoveled into /pol/ unceasingly
>>729255236always was, schlomo
>>729253413>>729257260>>729260995>>729262139>>729262217all me btw
What I don't really understand is the hatred for Christianity and Jesus most people would say (it's rational for a stupid belief) but is it rational to act like a rabbit animal over the thought or seeing the worship of another person belief and even if half of the consequences of Christianity being a Jewish death cult is real why does it seem everytime a country is ruled by a leader who seems to hate Christianity that country seems to go through it's darkest times (communist Russia, communist China) millions of Christians killed sometimes the main targets and once they are gone then just normal civilians basically a death cult run by none Christians for the Christians. Yet under Christian rule the countries seem to have golden ages Spain is a prime example they kicked out the jew and Muslim plaguing there country and went back to Christianity and had a golden era. Also the hate for religion mainly seem like a hate for Christianity and when people are asked what they think of other religion they are either apart of those other religions or just passively say (yeah those suck to any way back to Christianity) I just feel this want to hate Christianity doesn't really seem rational or natural why do you hate this religion how has it hurt you to view it as a enemy to humanity when it's anything but. Anyway marry christmas anons hope you all are spending it well with your family.
>>729262443esl schizo moment
>>729262443Is it a sin to use punctuation and proper grammar in your religion?
>>729262217Nice demoralization kike. >Nordic countriesAlso has issues with mass immigration.
>>729262443christianity is the what saves humanity from sliding back into barbarism. when you strip it away that's exactly what you get
>rabbi still meltyHadrian really should have finished you off.
>>729262217>nordic pockets of humanity still survived thanks to nordic revival movements but are insularNigga Poland is a predominantly white country and they calm Christ is king
>>729262597Meanwhile in reality the most intelligent and safe countries aren't christian at all, in fact there's a clear correlation.
>>729262524>calls everyone who isn't a christian itt is a "schizo"get a job nigger
>>729262781I called you an esl schizo because you type like an esl schizo, try posting a coherent thought next time.
>>729262747looks like a brown correlation not a christian one
>>729262747Gee, it seems like it's actually based on white/asain population.
How come there is no game that truly and I mean truly walks you through every single facet of the bible in realtime yet? It should have a fuckton of funding yet it does not.
>>729262747>browns and blacksWhat did anon mean by this
>>729262747Ok but is that Christianity fault or the fault of corrupted politicians who don't believe in god to begin with and abuse there power for money and power and make the true people who believe in god suffer
>>729262878isn't the bible absurdly vast? it would probably take a lifetime to make something like that from scratch.
>>729262878Who's perspective would you play as?
>>729262217pretty much thisbut also add stroggification tier (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Opak6RvbnQ) dystopian lack of freedom and governmental rape of our rights
>>729262835There are clear correlations between race and violence, and race and religion. Race is consistently a very strong predictor of behavior, religion is not, because it's meaningless social signalling.
>>729252597When is Book of Mormon DLC releasing? I'm excited, but my guess is that it won't be as good as the base game.
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>>729262831nta you actual schizophrenic insufferable nigtard
>>729262973>religion is notBut it provably is.
>>729262883>>729262871>>729262835They're starting to get it.
>last update was 1930 years agoWhy even bother?
>>729262747>Mexico That place is run by the cartel who don't believe in Jesus and believe in some demon shit>South African Niggas being niggas I'm pretty sure 50% of them still dance to the sun god.
>>729262958It should be more than one perspective where you can jump in and out of different historical people of the book>>729262936And? We have the technology
>>729253585I hate religion too but I would never EVER insult Islam
>>729263021Leave Orthodoxy out of this. Catholism is the brown religion.
>>729263081It evidently and statistically is not. There are also many other interesting studies where people within the same populations were tasked with judging their own prosocial behavior and compared that to their actual behavior, more religious people rated themselves higher but had actually worse behavior. It's provable that religiosity is a strong predictor of saying you are moral, but a very weak predictor of being moral.https://www.researchgate.net/publication/227644145_Prosocial_Behavior_and_Religion_New_Evidence_Based_on_Projective_Measures_and_Peer_Ratings
>>729263347gaytheists clearly support whatever weakens the west, that's the only logical consistency with their worldview lol
>>729256015>. Christianity created the civilization you know it today.Europeans, not Christianity. Without its GrecoRoman base Christianity amounts to nothing.
>>729263479https://files.catbox.moe/jf92n0.mp4Yes they're spiritual, mental and often physical eunuchs. It's a prerequisite to being a leftist
>>729263496retarded mutt opinion ^^no wonder you drown in brown jizzmerry christmas
based China
>>729262973>religion is not>an ideology people believe with their whole hearts and base their entire personality and worldview on is not a strong predictor of behavior>it's just a coincidence that christcucks who forgive their children's murderers and believe in turning the other cheek and loving their enemies (Matthew 5:38-48) are literally being invaded and raped by their 3rd world shitskin enemies, jews who believe that they should be moneylenders to the goyim are all in finance and bankers (deuteronomy 28:12 "You will lend to many goyim but will borrow from none.") and muslims are beheading everyone else in the middle east and europe (4:89 "seize disbelievers and kill them wherever they are")
>>729263610>no wonder you drown in brown jizzThat's Catholics, they love their blacks and browns after all.
>>729262878Because the stories of the Bible are not always meant to be treated literally. Many of them are lessons rather than literal re-telling of history, thus a game that walks you through everything from beginning to end would be necessarily disjointed.
>>729263701>an ideology people believe with their whole hearts and base their entire personality and worldview on is not a strong predictor of behaviorYou'd think so, but clearly that's not the case. Religion is evidently about justifying your own behavior which you would already be doing anyway and attributing mystical qualities to it. It's not the religion itself that someone believes in, it's their own conception of it.Race on the other hand is a strong predictor, mudslimes would still be beheading each other because they'd still be low IQ savages regardless of what religion they used to justify their behavior.
>>7292550803000 years before christianity were the first documented written wordssumerians were also religious, must be coincedece how the first signs of civilized human intelligence were a religious civilizationgodless americans today worshiped science jews and castrate their children, atheists have made leaps and bounds without petty god worship right?
For me it's the Nation of Islam
>>729263964Like a wise old green alien once said : "Crush my cock with a rock I must. Maximum pain I must endure. Ok, here we go."
>>729253585Yeah trust me, it's not going anywhere
MERRY CHRISTMAS ANONS CHRIST WON
>>729263446Nah, Japan is still top of the pile. The other western nations would easily make up for lost profits from China and Korea
>>729263408orthodoxy is hipster larp by redditors who want to be more snowflakey than the crusader larpersyou all worship the same things
>>729263735Except games can have multiple outcomes and deliver a message like that.At least they used to before hollywood.
>>729263496>over a 1,000 years of moral reform and global domination, yet the religion people worshipped had nothing to do with itEven if you wanted to argue that Europe's success was based solely on the populations race, the fact is, even considering the infighting and Protestantism, it still did not stand in the way of European domination, sciences, and moralistic practices we take for granted today.Hell, Christianity was THE stepping stone that removed the individualistic clan mindset of force practiced by pagans to reciprocal contracts of legality, something that essentially created the abolition of slavery and and polygamy.Literally no other religion on Earth, not even the Romans, would have created the circumstances that lead to so many morals we deem as "normal" today.
>>729263975imagine being a religion founded after the year 0 lmaomight as well claim an anime club is a religionthe entire planet functions off the time scale of BC/AD when Jesus Christ was born. Atheists don't believe in God but follow our order of time kek
>>729264430TRVKE NVKE
>>729252597based. get saved anonsJohn 3>16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
>>729264141Orthodoxy was Europe's shield for over 1 millenia while western Europe subhumans were busy being subhumans and killing themselves.>>729264354Christianity set back Europe 1000 years, it wasn't until it got repaganized(Renaissance) that Europe actually moved forward.
>>729264430We do it because it'd be pretty impractical to follow another order. Most people are Christians, so it would be a hassle if I tried to set up something with another guy and just ran on a different timescale as him.
>>729253347it does prerend to be scripture though
>>7292639751 John 2>22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son. 23 Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
>>729264354>it still did not stand in the way of European dominationIt quite literally did, it's called the fall of Rome.
>>729255742Orthos just want to make each regional primarch equivalent in authority to the Pope.
>>729264675lolno, Europeans don’t even make up a tenth of the world’s population everyone else follows us because we’re the gold standard of what a successful civilization should be, or at least was before all the jewish wars
Christ larpers are so insufferable
>>729264742Islam doesn't deny jesus, he's still a prophet and the bible is still canonical for muslims, how are people this ignorant?
Wait until you hear a christcuck try to explain what happened to everyone that died before christianity was invented.
>>729264430>>729264742t. Yakubian apes
>>729264675just sounds like a concession to me, you believe in jesus whether you want to or not if you think it's 2025 right now
>>729264664Lmao, that's literally not true.>>729264772>he thinks the fall of Rome was caused by ChristiansIt was already in the process of falling.
>>729264901how could you tell?
>>729264850Islam denies the divinity of Christ, the fundamental basis of Christianity. If anything, pulling the "woah man, we still think Christ was a cool religious guy, we just don't think he was who he said he was" is even more subversive than the kikes who murdered him and call him a sorcerer.
>>729264928>christcuck>hates and slanders actual european history and culturemany such cases, you'll never see them mocking goatfuckers btw
>>729256251stop wasting your manna
>>729264928People say Christianity is gay but in Pagan stories there are literally tales of there gods having gay sex or being both genders or fucking animals.
>>729261529Anon, I implore you to read the book Dominion by Tom Holland. A little research on Christianity and you find out that was the religion that set the template for a fair civilization where anyone has the chance of climbing from their station of their birth to find success. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGYeufhM8ZkIt was Christianity that laid the groundwork to justify banning slavery. It was the Christianity that created the moral framework that we base our judicial system around; namely no man is above the law and every man is entitled to due process and representation. It was Christianity that created the concept of "consent" where you couldn't use your authority to bend a girl over and rail her without her agreeing to it. And it was Christianity that changed the way we see babies, in that babies used to be tossed into the gutter and left to die. Now? That is unthinkable, absolutely abhorrent.Praise be to Jesus!
>>729259079>>729259703False. Most games have a completion percentage of around 40%. The exceptions are games that have been given for free or that are very long.
>>729265067>christcuckianity is european actuallythese nigtards can vote btw
>>729265067>>hates and slanders actual european history and culturegermans love scat is that culture I should respect too?
>>729265067>you'll never see them mocking goatfuckersHilarious delusion. Like I'd ever miss an opportunity to humiliate the degenerate sand nigger followers of a pedophile desert warlord who worship a sand demon.
>>729265174biggest mindfuck I had was realizing that spics think jews are white, which is why they somehow associate their sand cult with whiteness
>>729252597>this stupid ass thread actually making me look up Numbers 6:7I hate it here.
>>729252685It's really a greatest hits of capeshit and parables. Like Aesops Fables but globally through collected stories in a trade center of the earliest human history.
>>729264928>no argument>cherrypicking>ignores centuries of christians throwing a bitchfit until Roman empire was forced to capitulate and make one half ChristianTry again Christcuck.
>>729252597That’s cool, I just finished a full read and I want trivia to test myself
>>729262747Those countries also lack a sense of purpose and can't even breed and are being pwned by the Jewish bankers with mass immigration.
>>729255560>Epic of Gilgameshfirst biopic all true btw. seethe more. greatest NTR super hero story ever told.
>>729265067>slanders larpagans who sold their their European brothers to be enslaved by Muslims, and exasperated the Barbary slave trade.>Christians were the only ones to play for their ransom, and eventually end the trade>attacks the Kingdom of Asturias (unprovoked) instead of helping Europe's fight against MuslimsEternal reminder that these people worship a God that rapes children.
>>729265157Search Al-Andalus.
>>729262443>What I don't really understand is the hatred for Christianity and JesusThey thing is that Christians want, nay DEMAND that everyone lives exactly according to whatever specific interpretation of their faith they cling to.They may come with honeyed words about "Jesus love" as long as they hold no real power , but make no mistake. Those same people will gleefully cackle as you scream when burning at the stake for refusing to live your life as they order. Christians have time and agin proven this to be true - similar to Muslims who are "moderate" as long as they are a miniority. But once they achieve majority, you suddenly get your head chopped off for "Blasphemy", see Iran for example. Christians are exactly the same. Thankfully, the chances for them achieving majority in the West again are practically zero, so they will remain limited to non-violent proselytizing as long as we live.
>>729263975I’ve heard it was a shithole
>>729259018If it makes you feel any better, most Christians I’ve talked to about the book of Job say that it’s purely a poem meant as an example for when even literally everything in your life goes wrong you still must hold to faith in God. I’ve also asked other things about the Bible, and they’re completely on board with the Earth being 8,000 years old, 40 children being ripped up by bears for calling a prophet bald, killing pretty much all life in a flood, ect. so I don’t think its out of a feeling of needing to brush the “problematic” stuff out of the Bible either.
>rabbi seething againGet a job you lazy fuck
>>729265309Rome didn't fall because of Christianity you history illiterate retard. Even prior to the religion's expansion Rome suffered political instability, corruption, and barbarian invasions. Christianity was just the symptom of an empire already in the process of falling.
>>729265548You still failed to frame christcuckery as anything other than a negative, regardless of it being a symptom or a cause.
>>729265390>ignores northern crusades>ignores christcuck persecution of Romans who remained loyal and worshiped European Gods>ignores the fact that christians are betraying the west by bringing in shitskin refugees and loving their enemies as their jewish book commandsyou're not even trying. kys
>>729252597Lmfaooo bruhhh don nobody be want that isshhh :skull: nahhhh y'all playin wimme :crying: :crying:
>>729265548I never said it fell from Christianity, it was however one of the main reasons. Emperors who cracked down hard on monotheist scum experienced long periods of stability.
>>729265707>the west is rejecting christianity>also they're importing fecaloids because of christianitypick one nigga
>ctrl + f>"christcuck"Yes, they're all from r/atheism
>>729265476A couple of decades ago creationism was some weird fringe belief, maybe I just underestimated how dumb people were but it seems more common now. It's complete brainrot in the most literal sense, how do you even let your own children become brainwashed like that?
>>729260259asian religions value harmony. God is reality and aligning with harmony is aligning with God. It would not be harmonious for a man to lie with a man. Disaster occures. Its selfish as self love. a lot of gays are mostly ignored, because they don't disrupt the natural harmony of the greater numbers.
>>729265457I mean if that's the case shouldn't all religion be banned because at the core of all religions it's having everyone following under the will of that religions creator.
>>729265657>anything other than a negativeExcept for the entire post I made earlier explaining how it does exactly the opposite of that?>>729265707>ignores the fact that christians are betraying the west by bringing in shitskin refugees and loving their enemies as their jewish book commandsYou mean gaytheists?Get your stories straight you slacked jawed kike.
>>729265283>hey, that’s pretty funny! I wonder what the verse would be.>God giving his 889th commandment.haha, I forgot it was Numbers, silly me.
>>729265860Asian values are very far removed from abrahamism and what you say is straight up insulting, you are very detached from reality for making such an idiotic post thinking you would be called anything other than an ignorant idiot.
>>729266060tell me where I'm wrong then. don't leave me hanging.
>>729265807To say that the rise of Christianity undermined Rome or the Emperor and the Imperial Cult is historically illiterate. You're overlooking the number of usurpations, assassinations, and civil wars that occurred during the Pagan eras. The Pagans had no more or less devotion to the Imperial Authority than their later Christian counterparts.Even after the fall it was the Christianity that preserved Roman legal, administrative, and cultural ideas.
>>729252597They used Renpy didn't they
>>729265852might be pajeets actually. they hate how christianity invented consent
the old testament is so fucking boring
>>729266376>check time>india waking upBrown hours.......
>>729266458Just skip the book of Numbers. Esther is the best book.
>>729266157Western culture is deeply rooted in the "hero's journey" and protestant individualism, it views life as a narrative where the individual must conquer obstacles to reach a logical end. You have to look busy, stressed, and passionate.The social fabric is low context, meaning everything is explicit, if you don't say it, you didn't think it. To be "smart" you must have a hot take, or a unique identity that stands out against the background. This explicit narrative-building and belief in unique "model minority" personal traits are abrahamic in origin.Asian cultures on the other hand often view time as cyclical, life is not a vector moving toward a singular conquest or salvation, it is a cycle of seasons, roles, and interconnected events. The goal is often harmony within the cycle rather than conquest of it. Western culture emphasizes becoming (improving, achieving, changing status). Asian culture often emphasizes being (fulfilling one's current role, maintaining equilibrium, and accepting the present state of things as necessary).
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>>729266458read the first 5 books (but skim/skip numbers as it is just an exhausting list of measurements/materials used for building the ark, the tabernacle, which direction should the tent door face, on which side should the incense holder be etc, it's only relevant for serious scholars/theologians). check out summaries of the rest of the old testament then read what sounds relevant or interesting to you, then just go to the new testament gospels. all you need is the era of moses, and the knowledge that the israelites basically over and over would go against god, be punished, return to god, repeat, repeat, repeat.
>>729266376Consent is literally a spook that only exists to justify unnatural sex with anything since you can easily argue that consent was made based on what was said or done, as opposed to a saner view that what constitutes moral sex is based on biological realities.
>>729266458>>729266743also you can skim the genealogies, dont try to memorise who was whose son lol it's historical text that doesn't add to the core lessons about god
>>729266784hello saar
>>729266941Stop fucking goats you stupid spic.
>>729266646yeah, I understand that and I don't see the differences because how Christians have neglected the cyclical nature presented in the Bible. King Solomon even spoke of the seasons of change.Yes, what you said is exactly my understanding of their differences, but peer more into it, the Bible has its own talks on cyclical nature. I know its not the forefront of the Bible, because that wasn't the mission, but it is in there. Not eating of the forbidding fruit is even letting go of the notion you have control, or and be a victor of a conquest.
damn, instant melty
