release the GabeN files
That's a nice boat, why does it upset communists?
>>729253535>Get the files>Shows he has been having secret MJ style parties with Switch and classic Nintendo consoles.
>>729253615EGS shills actually have mental breakdowns that people have no problem with Gabe Newell or Steam
How do I get a job on billionaire yachts? I wish some rich guys would give me a fat tip.
The problem isn't that Gabe has too much money, it's that he doesn't have enough.
>>729253535>They're all pictures of Gaben's 'ick
>>729253751You don't want to work directly for rich people. For example in the past What you wanted to do was selling overpriced trash to rich niggers like animal fur.
>>729253535>release the GabeN filesDO NOT OPEN GUYS!
>>729253940MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>729253535It's going to be so funny when it sinks.
>>729253751You want Gaben's fat tip you homo?
>>729253940>there's people living in the universe where Gabe gains weight instead of losing it and he actually does stuff which runs Valve/Steam into the ground, letting Epic take over
>>729253940It's too big, close the files! CLOSE THE FILES!
>>729253751You wouldn't get any tips. You think the billionaires are paying per meal on their own yacht? They just pay a lump sum at the end or beginning to the company managing the ship and the company will pay you.
>>729253615Communists aren't human
>>729253535the files will simply be gabe rating fish pussy, nobody needs to see that
>>729254053>>there's people living in the universe where Gabe gains weight instead of losing itYes>and he actually does stuff which runs Valve/Steam into the ground, letting Epic take overThat's our timeline, Fat Gabe actually makes games
>>729254186>I deserve to be successful because I "earned it".>Even though determinism proves that no one earns anything and success is random.Your stuff will be taken from you. Politely, at first.
>>729253984It won't, they're not using Logitech controllers
>Gabe got his job at Microsoft by sitting around the office until Steve Ballmer got angry and yelled at him to Develop
>>729253535its immoral to own yatcheses
>>729254186>>729254381Your future is Tyrone, Jose, and Cletus showing up to your house with guns and saying it is theirs now btw
>>729254432>he got his job at microsoft by already being at microsoftwat
>>729254381Determinism doesn't even proves itself
>>729254559Yeah, he was just loitering in the office to hang out with his brother who already worked there.
>>729254381>determinismReddit
>>729253751this is what your living quarters will look like while gaben and his guests sleep on king sized beds
>>729254559That's how you get work boyo, just walk in there and give the boss a nice firm handshake
>>729253751You don't get tips. t. Random family member was married to the ex-captain of one of Doce & Gabbana's yachts.
All the Ozempic has atrophied his brain. He's no longer /ourguy/
>>729254801not anymore
>>729254754Looks comfy. Gaben deserves a king sized bed.
>>729253535Next TI should be at his yacht, only way this fatass attends it.
>>729253615When communists say people shouldn't have to work, they really just mean they don't want to work, an the idea that there are millionaires who do less than they do pisses them off. You're talking about people who say that millionaires shouldn't exist but would very obviously accept a million if it was offered to them.
>>729254808You get tips. They're split among crew members
>>729254754nice place
>>729254754comfy
>>729254908>deservesrequires
>le capitalism is great, fuck socialist shillsHow did that work out for you? Your countries are filled with jeets and muslims.
okay hear me out:fresh prince reboot starring will smith and gaben as his new through-marriage "uncle" after uncle phil died. gamer carlton, and ashley and hilary onlyfans on the poop deckthe fresh prince of the gulf of america
>>729254754This is actually better than what the cheap rooms looked like on the cruise I went to.
>>729253751if you're after tips you want to work on a charter boat, for the rich people that can't quite afford to outright buy one of these things but can afford to pay a million dollars a week to pretend for a little while. Those are the ones that hand out four figure tips, because they really want people to be aware of how rich they are.
I bet he goons all day and the marine science is just a bunch of baloney.
>>729255084"studying whales" is just what they call it
>>729253535hope it sinks which it will when the fat fuck goes on board
>>729255084sensory deprivation tank with waterproof vr helmet and autoblow set to thai barely legal speed and tightness
>>729255050They think it's le commies and not boomers hungry for money bringing cheap human resources and appealing to empathy to get away with it although libs are guilty of falling for it
>communists want to ban boat ownershipGrim
>>729254432>>729254559>>729254609>>729254801Keep in mind that he did this while he was a student at Harvard (the same program that Bill Gates dropped out of to found Microsoft), and this was back when Microsoft was only about a dozen people.
>>729255050communists are all leftoids. they'd want the browns here all the same, even if not for the same reasons
>>729255050Browns come here to leach off of our welfare systems propped up by the government to win votes. This is inherently a government/democracy problem and not a capitalist one. Their cheap slave labor is only a bonus.
>>729255924revoke your citizenship and live here illegally then if its so easy to get free government money and live like a king. retarded white mutt, shoot your brains out immediately
>>729254754Gaben wouldn't fit in there anyway
>>729256072Seething commie subhuman.
It is just cosmically funny to me that Gabe only scored that job because he pissed off someone in the C-suite hard enough from being a freeloader around the office that he was offered an ultimatum
>>729256137>hurrr durrr illegals get paid a zillion million dollars when they migrate here!!!you are stupid. this is why when people see retarded white hicks overdosing on meth or drugs, they never call for help. they just watch them die on the street. makes for good entertainment
>PC cucks funded that crying about capitalism and microsoftle based gaben hes just like me!
>>729253535>trades night clubs for dive centersWhy would it be weird for a ship to have dive centers?It's a ship
>>729256260>posting his unprompted psychotic fantasies on the 4th channel againBejitabros, everyone.
I bet gaben is a classic andy
Shitskin crashing out ITT fr fr
>>729256072those benefits only exist to go to blacks and browns, they don't give white people disability or college grants lmao
>>729254498historically it has been the educated upper classes that supported communism the most. they were looking to kill and loot from the even higher classes of rulers. tyrone and cletus won't know what is even going on and might be employed as foot soldiers.
>>729253535Why does it have the Netherlands flag?
>>729256510who said to you that it was weird, schizo?
>>729253535Wait a minute... So Gabe is investing funds into important oceanographic research out of his own free will and /v/ kept trying to gaslight me turn on him because he also uses the ship to have fun?Well, isn't this weird?
>>729257105>oceanographic research
>>729253535what do they play at LAN? I know gabe is a big company of heroes 1 fan
>>729257020Probably something to do with where they keep it/made it or where the photo was taken. They got a place in rotterdam
>>729256965>do the needful saarno thanks go rape a goat shamir
>>729256706>>729256965>Gaben thread attracts a literal communist EGS Indian shillkek the memes really are true
>>729257020There's a lot of shenanigans involved in what country a ship is registered in.
>>729253535Timmy Tencent buys failing shopping centers and does nothing with itLord Gaben buys a yacht and advances maritime scienceholy shit
>>729257162I assume this is you over doing damage control, OP?
>>729257198The Ship
This is just embarrassing
>>729257435>one billionaire wants to go to mars>another billionaire wants to go underwater>not a single billionaire wants to improve where they came fromit's all so tiresome
>>729257162Is this you?
>>729253615you don't understandgabe is trying to genetically engineer a new super-gamer. with the power of telepathic racism and sexism, and the ability to teleport his piss and shit up to 20 feet away. his ability not to actually buy or play video games will be unmatched; yet the urgency and immensity of his dogshit unfounded opinions will fill up all online chatter the likes of which we've never seen; hordes of jeets and bots have nothing on this single elite man. the ultimate gamer.then, development of half life 3 can begin - for this abomination is just a subject in the grand scheme of things. the ultimate play tester
>>729256706>>729256965>>729257505I really miss when your country didn't have internet access. There was a time when this website was mostly white first worlders, it was way better back then.
>>729255084he's building rapture
>>729253535Why doesn't he buy a city that produces more money instead of buying something useless like a yacht?
>>729257642i don't think gabe is interested in fixing windows
wasnt gaben already a millionaire when he decided to work for video games
>>729257549I sort of feel sorry for jeets, the entire planet collectively hates them, they don't have anyone who even remotely likes them. But then I see how they act and remember why I shouldn't feel any pity for them.
>>729253615If anything it having any useful application whatsoever would upset the communists slightly less than the standard billionaire extravagant playplace.
>>729257642No amount of money can fix the mess we're in, all you can do with it is prepare for the inevitable collapse.
>>729257792Already stated, he is investing into underwater research and mapping
>>729257642He already did. Linux adoption is rising because of Valve's SteamOS. But, this "oceanographic research" is just a cover for deep water espionage". Just like James Cameron, Gabe was recruited by the US to tap undersea internet cables. He was probably tasked with the Pacific to spy on China.
>obsessed about telling you to commit suicide by gunshot>no substance to the insults, only slight rewording of the same sentence>suddenly recoil in fear when called a pajeetI know of an argentinian guy with a more viceral vocabulary than you'd ever hope to match in this pathetic existence of your and i gladly take solace in the fact you don't make a single rupee out of ragebait here
>>729253535>GabeN filesAnon, Atlantis isn't real. It's just a myth. There's no way GabeN has made contact with some long extinct civilization haha.
>>729258431He has to keep going or else he loses izzat. Spending the next several hours spamming the thread with schizo gibberish is the only for him to avoid suicide caused by lost izzat.
>>729253615Calling everyone who dislikes the billionaire class a communist is a great well to sell people on communism
>>729258850that is exactly the plan and it is working thanks to the useful idiots.
>>729258850not when said people are kinda embarrassing because they're obsessed with a rich guy spending money on marine research and gaming instead of giving it to the proles or whatever. we have this thread multiple times a week I think
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>>729253535Fat fuck is grooming scientists on his boat!
>>729258850Why does it upset you that he got rich? How is he hurting you by being rich?
>>729259412SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE DELETE
>>729253535I assure you there are no photos of Gabe with tubs of cookie dough. He has only ever been interested in fully cooked cookies, and anything else is a lie.
>>729258850He never told me to buy an electric car or get vaccinated.
>>729257642Ask any nigger that got successful and tried to give back to the community they came from why that doesn't work.
>>729254754Probably nicer than other marine research vessels, let alone shipping and mining ships.
>>729257689>turns left at the same junction at unmatched speeds for hours without breaks
>the leviathanYeah that’s what he’s called when he steps on the scale at the doctors office
>>729260801he'll be unstoppable
