release the GabeN files
That's a nice boat, why does it upset communists?
>>729253535>Get the files>Shows he has been having secret MJ style parties with Switch and classic Nintendo consoles.
>>729253615EGS shills actually have mental breakdowns that people have no problem with Gabe Newell or Steam
How do I get a job on billionaire yachts? I wish some rich guys would give me a fat tip.
The problem isn't that Gabe has too much money, it's that he doesn't have enough.
>>729253535>They're all pictures of Gaben's 'ick
>>729253751You don't want to work directly for rich people. For example in the past What you wanted to do was selling overpriced trash to rich niggers like animal fur.
>>729253535>release the GabeN filesDO NOT OPEN GUYS!
>>729253940MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>729253535It's going to be so funny when it sinks.
>>729253751You want Gaben's fat tip you homo?
>>729253940>there's people living in the universe where Gabe gains weight instead of losing it and he actually does stuff which runs Valve/Steam into the ground, letting Epic take over
>>729253940It's too big, close the files! CLOSE THE FILES!
>>729253751You wouldn't get any tips. You think the billionaires are paying per meal on their own yacht? They just pay a lump sum at the end or beginning to the company managing the ship and the company will pay you.
>>729253615Communists aren't human
>>729253535the files will simply be gabe rating fish pussy, nobody needs to see that
>>729254053>>there's people living in the universe where Gabe gains weight instead of losing itYes>and he actually does stuff which runs Valve/Steam into the ground, letting Epic take overThat's our timeline, Fat Gabe actually makes games
>>729254186>I deserve to be successful because I "earned it".>Even though determinism proves that no one earns anything and success is random.Your stuff will be taken from you. Politely, at first.
>>729253984It won't, they're not using Logitech controllers
>Gabe got his job at Microsoft by sitting around the office until Steve Ballmer got angry and yelled at him to Develop
>>729253535its immoral to own yatcheses
>>729254186>>729254381Your future is Tyrone, Jose, and Cletus showing up to your house with guns and saying it is theirs now btw
>>729254432>he got his job at microsoft by already being at microsoftwat
>>729254381Determinism doesn't even proves itself
>>729254559Yeah, he was just loitering in the office to hang out with his brother who already worked there.
>>729254381>determinismReddit
>>729253751this is what your living quarters will look like while gaben and his guests sleep on king sized beds
>>729254559That's how you get work boyo, just walk in there and give the boss a nice firm handshake
>>729253751You don't get tips. t. Random family member was married to the ex-captain of one of Doce & Gabbana's yachts.
All the Ozempic has atrophied his brain. He's no longer /ourguy/
>>729254801not anymore
>>729254754Looks comfy. Gaben deserves a king sized bed.
>>729253535Next TI should be at his yacht, only way this fatass attends it.
>>729253615When communists say people shouldn't have to work, they really just mean they don't want to work, an the idea that there are millionaires who do less than they do pisses them off. You're talking about people who say that millionaires shouldn't exist but would very obviously accept a million if it was offered to them.
>>729254808You get tips. They're split among crew members
>>729254754nice place
>>729254754comfy
>>729254908>deservesrequires
>le capitalism is great, fuck socialist shillsHow did that work out for you? Your countries are filled with jeets and muslims.
okay hear me out:fresh prince reboot starring will smith and gaben as his new through-marriage "uncle" after uncle phil died. gamer carlton, and ashley and hilary onlyfans on the poop deckthe fresh prince of the gulf of america
>>729254754This is actually better than what the cheap rooms looked like on the cruise I went to.
>>729253751if you're after tips you want to work on a charter boat, for the rich people that can't quite afford to outright buy one of these things but can afford to pay a million dollars a week to pretend for a little while. Those are the ones that hand out four figure tips, because they really want people to be aware of how rich they are.
I bet he goons all day and the marine science is just a bunch of baloney.
>>729255084"studying whales" is just what they call it
>>729253535hope it sinks which it will when the fat fuck goes on board
>>729255084sensory deprivation tank with waterproof vr helmet and autoblow set to thai barely legal speed and tightness
>>729255050They think it's le commies and not boomers hungry for money bringing cheap human resources and appealing to empathy to get away with it although libs are guilty of falling for it
>communists want to ban boat ownershipGrim
>>729254432>>729254559>>729254609>>729254801Keep in mind that he did this while he was a student at Harvard (the same program that Bill Gates dropped out of to found Microsoft), and this was back when Microsoft was only about a dozen people.
>>729255050communists are all leftoids. they'd want the browns here all the same, even if not for the same reasons
>>729255050Browns come here to leach off of our welfare systems propped up by the government to win votes. This is inherently a government/democracy problem and not a capitalist one. Their cheap slave labor is only a bonus.
>>729255924revoke your citizenship and live here illegally then if its so easy to get free government money and live like a king. retarded white mutt, shoot your brains out immediately
>>729254754Gaben wouldn't fit in there anyway
>>729256072Seething commie subhuman.
It is just cosmically funny to me that Gabe only scored that job because he pissed off someone in the C-suite hard enough from being a freeloader around the office that he was offered an ultimatum
>>729256137>hurrr durrr illegals get paid a zillion million dollars when they migrate here!!!you are stupid. this is why when people see retarded white hicks overdosing on meth or drugs, they never call for help. they just watch them die on the street. makes for good entertainment
>PC cucks funded that crying about capitalism and microsoftle based gaben hes just like me!
>>729253535>trades night clubs for dive centersWhy would it be weird for a ship to have dive centers?It's a ship
>>729256260>posting his unprompted psychotic fantasies on the 4th channel againBejitabros, everyone.
I bet gaben is a classic andy
Shitskin crashing out ITT fr fr
>>729256072those benefits only exist to go to blacks and browns, they don't give white people disability or college grants lmao
>>729254498historically it has been the educated upper classes that supported communism the most. they were looking to kill and loot from the even higher classes of rulers. tyrone and cletus won't know what is even going on and might be employed as foot soldiers.
>>729253535Why does it have the Netherlands flag?
>>729256510who said to you that it was weird, schizo?
>>729253535Wait a minute... So Gabe is investing funds into important oceanographic research out of his own free will and /v/ kept trying to gaslight me turn on him because he also uses the ship to have fun?Well, isn't this weird?
>>729257105>oceanographic research
>>729253535what do they play at LAN? I know gabe is a big company of heroes 1 fan
>>729257020Probably something to do with where they keep it/made it or where the photo was taken. They got a place in rotterdam
>>729256965>do the needful saarno thanks go rape a goat shamir
>>729256706>>729256965>Gaben thread attracts a literal communist EGS Indian shillkek the memes really are true
>>729257020There's a lot of shenanigans involved in what country a ship is registered in.
>>729253535Timmy Tencent buys failing shopping centers and does nothing with itLord Gaben buys a yacht and advances maritime scienceholy shit
>>729257162I assume this is you over doing damage control, OP?
>>729257198The Ship
This is just embarrassing
>>729257435>one billionaire wants to go to mars>another billionaire wants to go underwater>not a single billionaire wants to improve where they came fromit's all so tiresome
>>729257162Is this you?
>>729253615you don't understandgabe is trying to genetically engineer a new super-gamer. with the power of telepathic racism and sexism, and the ability to teleport his piss and shit up to 20 feet away. his ability not to actually buy or play video games will be unmatched; yet the urgency and immensity of his dogshit unfounded opinions will fill up all online chatter the likes of which we've never seen; hordes of jeets and bots have nothing on this single elite man. the ultimate gamer.then, development of half life 3 can begin - for this abomination is just a subject in the grand scheme of things. the ultimate play tester
>>729256706>>729256965>>729257505I really miss when your country didn't have internet access. There was a time when this website was mostly white first worlders, it was way better back then.
>>729255084he's building rapture
>>729253535Why doesn't he buy a city that produces more money instead of buying something useless like a yacht?
>>729257642i don't think gabe is interested in fixing windows
wasnt gaben already a millionaire when he decided to work for video games
>>729257549I sort of feel sorry for jeets, the entire planet collectively hates them, they don't have anyone who even remotely likes them. But then I see how they act and remember why I shouldn't feel any pity for them.
>>729253615If anything it having any useful application whatsoever would upset the communists slightly less than the standard billionaire extravagant playplace.
>>729257642No amount of money can fix the mess we're in, all you can do with it is prepare for the inevitable collapse.
>>729257792Already stated, he is investing into underwater research and mapping
>>729257642He already did. Linux adoption is rising because of Valve's SteamOS. But, this "oceanographic research" is just a cover for deep water espionage". Just like James Cameron, Gabe was recruited by the US to tap undersea internet cables. He was probably tasked with the Pacific to spy on China.
>obsessed about telling you to commit suicide by gunshot>no substance to the insults, only slight rewording of the same sentence>suddenly recoil in fear when called a pajeetI know of an argentinian guy with a more viceral vocabulary than you'd ever hope to match in this pathetic existence of your and i gladly take solace in the fact you don't make a single rupee out of ragebait here
>>729253535>GabeN filesAnon, Atlantis isn't real. It's just a myth. There's no way GabeN has made contact with some long extinct civilization haha.
>>729258431He has to keep going or else he loses izzat. Spending the next several hours spamming the thread with schizo gibberish is the only for him to avoid suicide caused by lost izzat.
>>729253615Calling everyone who dislikes the billionaire class a communist is a great well to sell people on communism
>>729258850that is exactly the plan and it is working thanks to the useful idiots.
>>729258850not when said people are kinda embarrassing because they're obsessed with a rich guy spending money on marine research and gaming instead of giving it to the proles or whatever. we have this thread multiple times a week I think
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>>729253535Fat fuck is grooming scientists on his boat!
>>729258850Why does it upset you that he got rich? How is he hurting you by being rich?
>>729259412SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE DELETE
>>729253535I assure you there are no photos of Gabe with tubs of cookie dough. He has only ever been interested in fully cooked cookies, and anything else is a lie.
>>729258850He never told me to buy an electric car or get vaccinated.
>>729257642Ask any nigger that got successful and tried to give back to the community they came from why that doesn't work.
>>729254754Probably nicer than other marine research vessels, let alone shipping and mining ships.
>>729257689>turns left at the same junction at unmatched speeds for hours without breaks
>the leviathanYeah that’s what he’s called when he steps on the scale at the doctors office
>>729260801he'll be unstoppable
>>729253535GabeN must be one of the very few millionaires that didnt go to that fucking island
I got drunk and applied for a job in Antarctica one tome. I wonder if that's how they get most of their jannies/janny adjacent hires
>>729253856he posts it on /v/ all the time on 'eck
>>729257642probably because no amount any billionaire actually has would ever be capable of improving a nation of 350 million people on its own
>>729257673What is wrong with that? The sea fucking sucks. I can't actually think of a worse place to be for "vacation".
>>729257326I don't know why but this "webm" made me sad. Maybe because it looks like a total hellhole and that PC is that guy's only escape from it.
>>729257932>If anything it having any useful application whatsoever would upset the communists slightly less than the standard billionaire extravagant playplace.You clearly don't understand communists; it's actually the complete opposite. The yacht having a practical/positive application would actually upset them MORE, as that would make it harder for them to criticize, because their only motivation is envy. They'd literally be upset at the prospect of not being allowed to get upset.>t. former marxist
>>729253535Why would you name your ship Leviathan? Wasn't that an evil sea monster?
>>729263387you know so much about commies that you must be oneguards! throw this red scum from helicopter!
>>729259507Because its not me that has that kind of money
>>729254948you should be pissed off that your boss is taking all the profit while you get paid a paltry wage. what's hard to grasp about that?
>>729255084Surprisingly I know of at least one story here in NZ where he stepped in with his boats to help support some 100m depth dives when the original operators cancelled, was wild to hear the divers talking about this and not really know who Gaben was other than "rich american good cunt".
>>729263750If you feel like your boss is ripping you off, go work for some one else that pays you better and stop voting for politicians that let corporations stifle competition.
>>729263728I don't have it, either, but it doesn't bother me that he does.
>>729255924>Browns come here to leach off of our welfare systems propped up by the government to win votes.No they come here because they earn more here than in their home country, but less than the average native worker here. It benefits them and their employers. It's why so many companies lobby for more work visas. They also drive up the cost of real estate which benefits existing home owners.
>>729253751it's easy if you a 12 year old orphan girl>>729264082better yet, he should leave the country and start his own socialist republic!>gets invaded by America or its proxies
>>729256842>those benefits only exist to go to blacks and brownsBlacks are just as native to America as whites. Asians and Indians are the immigrants, they don't depend on benefits, work longer hours than everyone else, and are basically keeping the tech sector alive right now.
>>729264397>and are basically keeping the tech sector alive right now.really weird coincidence how most of the tech talent in the world just happens to come from india.
>>729264513Oh no something something happened with Indians at shartmartImmigrants don't run to America to leech benefits they all work far more than the locals which is why companies want them here you can't deny this
>>729253535>taken deliveryGood morning saar
>>729256842I have never seen an Indian or Chinese on EBT. It's always Tyrone and Cletus and their overweight wives.
>>729264665Why do most h1bs visas come from india? Does india just have most of the talent in the world?
>>729264795to be fair if i was banking on a system run by either indians or an AI, i would pick the latter too
>>729264795>Does india just have most of the talent in the world?Unironically yes, they have the highest ratio of talent to job demand locallyChinese are next, there are more domestic Chinese companies absorbing their own talent relative to India, so you get fewer of themOther countries just have far fewer people
>>729264847Why wouldn't you want indians? They have all of the tech talent.>>729264898Wow, india must have all of the top tech companies if they have most of the world's tech talent.
>>729264948>Wow, india must have all of the top tech companies if they have most of the world's tech talent.They will soon. India's economy is growing faster than anyone else.Not long ago China had no companies of their own but now they have a lot of them, including many global brands. You can see that on this board, they used to not make any games. Now they do.Things change and can change rapidly. Which people don't seem to be aware of.
>>729265081yeah but its fucking india man
>LAN partiesname a single game released in the last 15 years that supports LAN play
>>729264948This seething at India and nitpicking just isn't going to work in the face of reality. If there was no Indian talent then there would be no demand for Indian workers in the first place. Companies aren't stupid. Indians working at Google get paid 6 figures, they aren't cheap at all. The CEOs of Google, Microsoft, FedEx, perplexity etc. are Indian. If they were doing a bad job they would have been forced to resign long ago by their boards of directors.
>>729265141India is already richer than Japan, you know this right
>>729253615Because he already has several yachts, and they think the idea of one floating mansion, let alone a fleet, feels wasteful when that money could be used to feed the two or three whores that actually need money to live rather than for crack.
Imagine posting your 'ick on 'eck from Gaben's 'acht
>>729265196Why hasn't the actual country itself taken over the tech industry?
>>729253535he could have feed that ship to african children
>>729265196Let them cope
>>729265295
>>729265263Oh and that example was my attempt at being fair about what communists believe. They don't imagine themselves as cheerily handing money to predators and drug addicts, because woke orgs tend to be more effective than shitlib tax scam "charities."Of course, that factoid goes to their heads, and then they get complacent, and that's where they fuck up.
>>729265389What does that have to do with india? Did you post the wrong image?
>>729265196jeets are slaves that work for inhuman wagesshut the fuck up
>>729265196>talent companies hire indians because you can get 2 dozen retards for the price of one first world worker
>>729265506Indians working at big tech make 10x more than the average wignat pigskin in bumfuckistan
>>729255075Did you stay on the cruise for six months? Retard
>>729265389quiet down dalit
>>729265546So you make more than Satya nadella and sundar pichai in your wignat fantasies?
>>729265260yeah with over eleven times the populationeat shit you stupid fucking jeet
>>729265620genuinely delusional lmao
>>729265736Cope wignat
top tier talent btw
>>729253615only boomers unironically still believe in capitalism these days
>>729265805If companies want to pay Indian workers low wages they'll just employ them remotely in India. The fact they're sponsoring visas for Indians to move to the west and make first world wages is proof Indian workers are more valuable than local whites.
I dont trust people who own yachts or fly in private airplanes, what are the odds that gaben actually fucks kidseveryone knows the elite do it and crime is legal for them
>>729253615Gamers are icky white male chuds and bigots. PC gamers are even whiter and more male and chuddy. Plus Valve doesn't ban you on sight for being right-wing and they even let a few edgy games like hitler dating sims on the steam store. Therefore, Valve is an evil incel company and we need to destroy it
>>729263728At least you're an honest communist subhuman scum.
>>729265838If you don't get fucked by boomers you get fucked by their desired imported slave caste. Every single baby boomer needs to be forcibly retired and sent home.
>>729265662Do you get paid to be on a cruise? Retard
>>729257009You know I really do believe it. All my white friends who had dad/mom pay for their full ride in university are all very lefty who want communism. They also believe that they'd be a new upper class citizen that will control those beneath them but "fairly."
>>729265986Based boomerGODS replacing worthless lazy wignat Americans with hard working educated IndiansWhites can continue to pray to their Jewish desert gods lol
>>729265687speak english
>>729253535Good god, at this point it'll be inevitable that Gaben just makes Black Mesa exist.Perhaps that's what the real HL3 is going to be all along.
>>729265909they want contractual, obedient and retarded slavesimporting jeets is great for this seeing as their average iq is 76
>>729253535Gabe is already releasing the research files his ships make
>>729266224So Indians are obedient. That makes white cvcks even more obedient slaves since they all obey their Indian CEO.
>>729262260india
>>729254381Determinism ain't shit, just call it what it is: Life ain't fair, plain and fucking simple.
>>729266168Sir we speak the proper King's English in India, not hillbilly dialects of America
>>729266303>enshittifying all services as the only thing that improves is the share price is actually a good thingthe future of jeets is getting mass deported one way or anothereither ai will replace them or their uselessness as anything beyond being a menial slave will
>>729265185ARMA3, DayZ, Project Zomboid, Diablo 2 Resurrected, TF... Would be pretty comfy to play any of these on a yacht
>>729266519>either ai will replace them or their uselessness as anything beyond being a menial slave willDumb clueless wignat doesn't even know the landmark paper in AI "attention is all you need" is from Google and published by Indian researchers.Wignats can't do math or code.
>the 147th anti-steam thread today has failed in record time >rahjeesh starts foaming at the mouth and sperging out
>>729258227>Beijing, this is the coast guard. We've detected a massive radar response of unknown origin.>What kind of vessel is it?>That's the thing... It's signature is that of a soft tissue creature...
>>729266303yes sarr India is #1!!
>steam is a monopoly!>i agree, when will someone make a store that has all steams features and customer service?>wtf why you being an ande semite? my granmother died in the holocaust she just turned 87why are 70% of devs like this
It's tough being a white cvck in Japan. You're hated by the Japanese who want nothing to do with muh honorary whites and see you as subhuman. So you post about India online to cope.
>>729265946>PC gamers are even whiterFunniest post on /v/ right now
>>729266593i'll leave you to seethe dikshityou clearly have no foresight or self awarenessyou people can't even speak english and your legacy is shitting on streets, raping animals, having dicks too small for condoms and scamming old ladies
>>729266753>your legacy is shitting on streets, raping animals, having dicks too small for condoms and scamming old ladiesNo our legacy is taking over the west and making dumb white pigs our slaves
>>729266810>a slave caste with 76 average iq and grip strength of their males being lower than white females will take anything overlolniggers are better than you in every way
>>729253615>as a private citizen he supports ocean research for fun >his company literally pays linux devs to make linux better >supports open standards and open source wherever possible >is the only thing standing in the way of microsoft taking full control of the pc gaming landscapeas a communist i think gaben is the closest we have to a good billionairehe can have his yachts
