For Christmas you will impregnate the hag witch
not on PC, don't care
For me it's Yunifi.
>>729254636>>729253996I own Unicorn Overlord but I haven't played it. I have dick paralysis from thinking about which of the the redheads I should marry or if I should stick it in the 30 year old hag witch in OP's pic. Or the cousin.
>>729254075Yes it isIt has been since releaseYou can emulate it How does your sheltered autistic self not know this already?
>>729253996no im making that fox lady pregnant
>>729253996I'll take Deneb from Ogre Battle instead, thanks.
>>729257683Forgot the image.
>>729255805Yea fox tits
>>729253996never played it but I want to impregnate the elves
>get to the point I have to choose my wife>never finished the gameThere are too many beautiful girls!I want to marry the cousin that look like my mother but also the big tiddy blonde childhood friend but also the half naked choco elf but also the wide hips snow princess but also the big mommy mercenary amazon!AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>729258250just choose all of them. i wont tellor the big tiddie one with the other on speed dial
>>729258250I think that's exactly why Scarlett exists to be some sort of a bland safe options, just headcanon the others after watching their bonding event.
I miss Berengaria.
>>729253996>unicorn in the titleIt's for faggots.>VanillawareMight as well be called Genericsoft.
>>729260476where did she go?
>>729253996>In service of the crown!My Wife! CHLOE!
>>729254075I beat it on PC
>tfw no itchy witch gf
>>729253996>hag witchWhat did you just say? "Hag witch"? Hag means witch, bro! You are saying "witch witch"! Would I ask you for an elf fairy or a dragon wyrm?
>>729260476I miss Liza.
>>729253996Tempting, but I prefer to keep the royal bloodline pure
>>729253996a fake rpg like cyberpunk. you can't choose between good and bad guy. in rare situations, you can make a choice, but most of the time, you're a prince charming...
>>729261346But that's your cousin...and politically, a marriage to Glibert would do more for the country.
trying too hard to rage bait
>>729261639>Give your traditional enemy a claim on the kingdom.That's the biggest issue with not picking her.Politically, Melisandre, Monica, or Yhana would be other good choices because they are *local* nobles.Sadly Chloe is just a commoner who grew up with the prince and Yhana is like 800 years old.
>>729263025Chloe is actually a noble. She is the daughter of a Lord from the capital who was friends with Josef. This probably puts her in higher ranking than the other noble families out in the sticks.Plus she is the only one who gives you a child.
>>729254075It is on PC.
>>729261639I'll fuck Gilbert myself.
>>729263025>Cucking CliveCome the fuck on man...
Christmas cookie....
>Girls I want to fuck the mostYahna, Ochlys and Rosalinde>Girl I'd actually marry because she's the best wife material and still high tier cute and breedableChloe
>>729264760How are Yahna and Ochlys not breedable?
>>729255805>they finally convinced Dinah to wear some clothes>its just a bikini top and a loincloth Why won’t this fox slut wear some decent clothing?
>>729253996what is even this game? FE clone? sell me it
>>729264832They aren't the best wife and mother material if we're being completly honest and realistic. They make pp big but Yahna's problems are self-evident, even if she can still have kids somehow she's not going to be in the right mental state for all this.Ochlys might eventaully be good wife and mother material but all the angels are autistic in a way that'll take time to fix.
>>729265039Fire emblem for heterosexuals or ogre battles
>>729263025Did you, like, NOT play the game?
>>729264959She’s just that desperate to have a human just breed her senseless. She can’ stop herself from tempting them.
>>729253996I did in my first playthroughKinda want to start a second just to impregnate YunifiThis game has too many good girls, if only there wasn't unicorn enforced monogomy magic.
>>729265039Its an fantasy adventure strategy game where the gameplay is more centered around autobattler.The only matchmaking mechanic is more which woman you make the protag marry by the end because muh royal bloodline needs expanding. it simple, but the designs and artstyle are fun and carry the gameIf you want a more brutalist intrique fantastrategy id say get triangle strategy. Its whole premise is centered around the world NOT being noblebright people and that most choices will cause misery to someone else who arguably didnt deserve it.
>>729253996How's the game? Never played this kind of games before outside of dabbing a little in FFTA, but I'm curious about it and it's on sale in the eshop, so figure I may at least ask about it here. Thanks in advance.Also, is there permadeath?
>>729260476But she's right here!
>>729253996God I wish this game comes to Steam
>yahna figure doesn't have painted red nailsHow do you fuck up something so important?
>>729265706Permadeath only exist on the highest difficulty setting.It's kinda simple and easy but fun.
need self-loathing half-elf with mommy issues she made up in her head gf
>>729265039Ogre Battle March of the Black Queen cloneGame is pathetically easy but if you enjoy autistically optimizing setups then it is a fantastic game.
>>729264959something something summer fur/winter coatsomething something fluffy fox stuff.
>tfw no angel GFEnd it.
>>729265039for the record, it's nothing like FE
>>729253996Still can't understand why Vanillaware won't port their games despite one of their higher ranks wanting to do so.And no, the whole piracy thing is not an argument anymore.
>>729260985I need her to stomp on my dick
>>729270238Based angel enjoyer
Loyal childhood friends deserve marriage and impregnation
>>729270238shes so fine
>>729261346she does not even love Alainworst incest everthey should've copied actual good parts from FE
>>729270791they just hate PC. why though? iunno. i've seen some anons suggest maybe they don't want people modding the game or have the assets ripped and used for other things. but again, just like you said with piracy, that doesn't sound like an argument. could just be they're console purists. plenty of people like that exist. who knows, really.
>>729265863Get the scale, not the articulated figure.
>>729253996no, i will impregnate the stinky druid
>>729271124Wrong pic?
JOJO DES
All I want for Christmas is my stunning wife...
>>729272261But she's stinky?!
>>729272443Touyama Nao makes really cute noises
>>729254636I made Yunifi my wife, exclusive because of her ungodly massive ass and thighs, and basically nothing else to do with her character.
Only played it for like 2 hours and I hate how generic the story is. It would have been way more interesting if your character's mother was the evil tyrant, so you had the choice of continuing her legacy or redeeming your lineage.
>>729253996no harem, no buy
>>729272765Anon...
>>729272261I like Selvie a lot too. Her languorous poses, her civil disposition despite her tribal like attire, her fat hangers. I dunno, there's just something about her.
>>729272765Nobody gives a fuck, dude.
>>729271420One day.One damn day they will change their mind.
>>729272357Ideally I would marry both but Chloe stays with Alain no matter whatwhile Scarlett decides to spend the rest of her life in almost complete solitude. Her life without him is just genuinely miserable
>>729272883Rude.
>>729272765>It would have been way more interesting if your character's mother was the evil tyrant,Well, she kinda is
>>729272765funny
>>729254075It's on Switch 1 therefore it's on PC
>>729272765About that...
>>729266850>if you enjoy autistically optimizing setupsI am sold.
>>729273007Ideally we would all have 3-5 wives depending on time commitments
>>729272765Shit taste. I greatly appreciate this story for the straightforward heroic tale it is. I've had more than enough of ironic, insincere schlock which tries to subvert everything. I will happily play as the hero fighting against evil.
>>729274830sometimes good vs evil, straight forward story telling is good
>>729254075It’s incredible they’d rather be broke than port a game. Nintendo is their bff. Nintendo uploads thumbnails of video trailers on the official Nintendo site with the play icon in the middle instead of an actual video; that’s how dedicated they are to their slave-uh I mean friends :)
>>729275396works on my console.
>>729255805She cute!
>>729272953 Keep dreaming, anon. Maybe when the devs stop huffing their own lore and realize people just want to kiss their favorite waifu without a ten-hour existential crisis. Until then, it's copium and fanfics.
