>at the time of Halo 4, Master Chef has only known Cortana for about 40 days, but they still try to play her up as some deeply beloved long time friend of his
>>729257432I mean realistically it would only take less than one day to fall in love with her.
>>729257432Cortana designed herself specifically for Master Chief though.
Don't care, post Cortana feet
>>729257513This and /thread
>>729257432Chief is asexual
>>729257432Almost like Halo 3 did practically the exact same thing but with even less time
>>729257432What if her rampancy was caused by a bloated file size?
>>729257432Your understanding of Halo is just as bad as 343, but in the opposite direction.
I sat in front of a cute girl in McDonald's for 10 minutes about 7 months ago and I still think of her
>>729257432anytime I see this cutscene where she shows the index, my mind replays the "map of my uterus" line from that MST3K parody machinimatoo bad it's been lost to time
