So I was playing Oblivion again today when I came across pic related for the first time. Weird, I never knew there were minotaurs in this game, how did I miss them for so long? Has anyone else had this happen to them?
tfw no minotaur wife
botted the replies award
imagine the smell
>>729260323You probably just never reached a high enough level to make minotaurs spawn.Oblivion spawns are level-scaled.At high levels minotaurs spawn in every arena fight and are common overland mobs
I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures
>>729260323Ive only seen the minotaur through mods so Im not used to seeing him without a huge cock
Heard any news from the other boards?
>>729260323one of the weirder pastas i've seen catch on around here
Did you hear what happened to the high elves
>>729260539I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
>>729260323As a cis female, this shit makes my cunt literally widen when seeing it. Its like the muscles detract around my pelvic area and I get a tickle in the back of my brain.
>>729260323I look like this
>>729260665I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
Real question: why did they refuse to port over oghrim and instead made ogres and trolls? Wouldn't it make more sense for caves and shit to be filled with daedra and not random ass trolls and ogres and ghosts?
>>729260323Ever since playing Corruption of Champions I can't see a minotaur without getting hard
First one I saw was deep within the forest between the Imperial City and Bravil. A majestic white creature lay father ahead
>>729261039you fucked the unicorn, didnt you
>>729260919Nothing about Oblivion's level scaling makes sense. Why do wolves go extinct and get replaced by cougars overnight? Why is this highwayman robbing me for 100 gold when he's wearing a full set of glass worth 30,000 gold?
>>729260323You probably put on your big boys nappies today. Leveling up introduces new enemies.Hurr fucking durr. It's a 20 year old game, dude. Jesus.
>>729261175The scaling wouldn't be so awful if a) their hp wasn't so bloatedb) it wasn't bracketedc) it wasn't fucking 99% of shit in the gamed) the dungeons werent so shit
>>729260323Minotaurs only start spawning at level 14 and spawn much less frequently at higher levels so you're not likely to encounter them when you first start playing and won't encounter them if you've leveled too much, either.
>>729260323Watch for Minotaurs in the forests. Aggressive beasts. They'll tear right through your armor, too
>>729260919Ogrim are retarded looking nipple ring wearing Shrek creatures that never fit TES aesthetic at all
>>729260539Mudcrabs. What's the point? Annoying buggers, though the meat isn't bad.
>the majority of the posters here don't realize that this is copypastaI've been here too long.
>>729263623>he doesn't know it's 90% bot repliessubtle
>>729261039You've got a real bounce to your step. I bet you're quite the acrobat
>>729261175>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjTv8ivh7mY
>>729263524>TES aestheticNot a thing. TES is a mish mash of whatever the fuck Todd thinks might look cool
>>729260535kek
>>729260535this is the true gold. shame it wasn't the first reply
Any news from the other provinces?
>>729260323Yeah I never encountered them on my first play through either. If you spend most of your time going point to point through quests and fast travel, there's a ton of monsters you'll never see.
>>729263623>being such a newfag that he doesn't realize all of the replies are pasta too
>>729260535fpbp
>>729260323Not sure who's worse, this guy or the pcsx2 fag
>>729260323the minotaurs were added with one of the dlcs so if you only played the vanilla version as a kid then it makes sense you dont remember them
>>729260323how did i know it was going to have a cock when i enlarged the image
>>729271562>>729270395>>729270287>>729270089>>729263623>>729261327YO IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKOLEDGE IT HAS A PENIS DANGLING OUT?
>>729260323Weird, in my version of the game these guys have huge swinging cocks
>>729271687yo take your ass back to /gif/ with that bbc shit this is the elder scrolls a video game made by todd
Shit is unplayable without level list adjustment mods. The fact that EVERY animal is replaced with minotaur rape lords at max level is insane.
FLYYYYYYYYYING FLYYYYYYYYYING IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYY
>>729260323So I was playing Oblivion Remastered again today when I came across pic related for the first time. Weird, I never knew there were minotaurs in this game, how did I miss them for so long? Has anyone else had this happen to them?
You've got a real bounce to your chest!
>>729274089You probably just never reached a high enough level to make minotaurs spawn.Oblivion Remaster spawns are level-scaled.At high levels minotaurs spawn in every arena fight and are common overland mobs
>>729274089>they nerfed his penisTODDDDDDDDDDDD
