I beat the game.
>>729260836>the gameYou just lost it
Be honest, would you?
>>729260836>demonic god dies to retard with big shield and pokey stick
>>729260836Man this was such a lame boss huh? Gameplay-wise and story-wise.A shame because there's a lot of cool bosses in the DLC, they just fucked up the finale.
Can someone post the giant "you didn't beat the game" weapon graph? I havent seen it in months
>>729260836I also beated the game this way>>729261246Yeah but only if he tops
>>729261638>Yeah but only if he topsWhat's gayer?
>>729261348I only liked moon knight girl and snake dude, the rest were just forgettable or particle diarrhea
>>729261126FUCK
>>729261743Being a bottom, every culture knew this.
>>729261780Midra was great
>>729260836Dark Souls III is fucking shit, but Gael was the only great thing about it. This basically takes that fight from DSIII and makes it shit. Elden ring has only its open world going for it and even that gets pretty fucking boring.
>>729261348its the worst boss From has ever made on multiple levels
>>729261983I mean... there are definitely a bunch of worse bosses in Dark Souls 2. Nashandra is easily the lamest of all the final bosses, lame character with a lame moveset. But for a MIYAZAKI boss, for a grand finale, with that amount of talent and budget, Promised Consort is definitely the worst yes. There are worse Dark Souls 1 bosses for sure but the expectations were lower.
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>>729261803Complete bullshit though. The bottom is getting passively pleasured, the top is actively fucking a man. Same reason why sucking dick is gayer than getting your dick sucked.
>>729260836Methods like this just make me sad for the people robbing themselves of divine experiences.
>>729260836Quite a health bar you’ve got there
>>729262649Yeah I guess every culture throughout all of human history was wrong.
>>729263936Yeah.
>>729263068In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony shield's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own rollspam
>>729261780I thought the dude who pulled his head off was pretty metal.
>>729262119I never played BB but Gehrman looks pretty lame
>>729263997WRONG, bitch! Taking dick makes you GAY
>>729260836This is how I did it pre-nerfs(?). To be fair, I was on NG+.
>>729260836>greatshield>spearyikes
>>729261348They so clearly should have made it an ant-climax fight in the vein of Maiden Astraea.
>>729262119>There are worse Dark Souls 1 bosses for sureBed of Chaos is at least trying to be something unique, as opposed to PCR trying to be the millionth Artorias clone and completely failing.
>>729264357It does, but fucking a man is even gayer, that's the entire point.
>>729260836Radahn, Forced Twink Diddler.Beated his ass with a Giant Crusher and Prayeful Strike, that shit recovers an insane amount of your health with one hit. Try it.
>>729265273Already did. 3-4k a hit and completely removing health downtime.
>>729262649Passivity is feminine. You can argue with all of anthropology but you're arguing against the mythologization of basic anatomy, a woman is the receiver and therefore passivity is feminine.
>>729266113But being feminine doesn't automatically equal being gay. If you bend over and a guy is fucking you from the back you're essentially receiving a prostate massage, you don't even have to look at the guy. The other guy however is staring straight at man ass and humping it, that's WAY gayer.
>>729260836I did the same against Manus back in the day so I thought it was really fitting.
>>729263090You're not supposed to notice the 99 vigor and endurance
>>729261246Sometimes I wonder how amazing it must feel to be enthralled by him. It must be pure bliss 24/7
WHY DIDN'T HE DITCH RADAHN FOR ME AFTER PROVING I WAS STRONGER?? IT'S NOTFAIR
>>729260836>be hoplite chad since DS1>even against Malenia where it is hardmode suboptimal with all her self healing and slow ass poke speed>now I have to put up with morons saying you didn't beat the game just because hipsters made it trendy for radhan the faggot enabler and his twink dicksmoker puppeteerNot that I interact with souls extremely retarded fanbase beyond 4chan threads, but still feels exhausting
>>729261126how do you counter this
>>729260836nice bro, I too beat the game. Heres a screenshot from my glorious hard earned victory.
>>729260836>play smarter not harderbased
>>729267040Miquella removed any part of himself that wasn't laser focused on the plan of "Marrying Radhan to ascend to godhood".
me with moonlight butterfly horn + artorias shield as a spellcaster
>>729261126MOTHERFUCKER
>>729267818>Miquella removed his personality so the devs wouldn't have to worry about his character or motivations or anything but 'fight next boss'Fuck nu-Souls.
>>729261246>fellas would you fuck an extremely cute divine boy who looks just like a girl?Yeah nigga, fuck kind of question is that? Do you ask people if they want to breathe air and drink water?
>>729267818>Marrying Radhancan't talk about anything with retards shitposting until you no longer reply
>>729263068Yeah it's sad that people waste their time on bad games like this.
>>729260836>using the thinly veiled backing of one god to beat down nigga backed by a femboy trying ot ascend to godhoodSounds lore accurate
souls games are just literally bashing your head against a wall over and over until you beat the boss
Anyone that doesn't use a shield are try hard faggots just making shit more difficult for themselves.
>>729267397shieldpoking is easy mode against malenia the fuck you talking about
>>729269075jokes on the devs, i dupe souls until I'm around sl 300 and then I start playing lmfao roflmao
>>729261246No, he's mid.
>>729260836Enisle is that you?
>>729269146no no no you HAVE TO GRIND EASY ENEMIES FOR 300 HOURS FIRSTJUST SO YOU CAN DODGEROLLHITREPEAT
>>729270097hahaha Miyazaki I just....hahahahaha I just won't grind....hahahahah I'll just put 999 arows and a Hero's Soul on the second item slot and....hahahahaha I just won't grind that's all
>>729260836based, as intended
If you used this, you didn't beat the game.
>>729260836I almost wish I'd done this because it would've saved me a lot of pain, but I'm the kind of retard that refuses to change my build, I just beat my head against the wall until either the wall breaks or my skull does
>>729264337>gehrman>lameyou are insane
>>729260836No, you beat the DLC.
>>729262119Nashandra and Aldia are really bad fights but people didn’t get mad fighting them so it’s ok
>>729270994why are they bad fights?Because they're not a boss swinging multiple times where you have to press Dodge in rhythm then swing when it's your turn to get damage on them?
>>729271542Ranni deserves to be tortured to death btw.
>>729260836can we talk about how awful this boss is?>teleport and attack 10 times per secondregular radahn is 100x better.
>>729271740She won the Tarnishedbowl
>>729266453truth nuke
>>729271740>caused this>implying I know what this is, or even what happened in general lol
>>729261126Shit! right on christmas eve, anon...that was an amazing dick move.
>>729271740Ranni is based.Fuck all the gods
>every "I won" screencap is some faggot using a great sheild and the rot spear I now understand why /v/ hates him, they're shit at the game. They want an easy win. Not learning to fucking DODGE.
>>729269075>when you have to play the game and learn it to win
>>729269141>sheild poking is easy mode Could have stopped there, across all from games with sheilds
>>729271218Aldia is a bad fight because it just wastes your time with prolonged (almost-) invulnerability phasesit's really easy so you're at literally no point in any form of actual danger, you're just sitting around waiting for it to become vulnerable again
>>729260836I gave up. Couldnt get past 2nd boss or any side bosses.
>>729261246Only if he lets me marry Leda as payment
>>729267040Bipartite god and you killed it. Sorry anon, he's gone. If you'd spared him and given him an offer he couldn't refuse you might have had a chance.
>>729260836based and same
>>729272232Not every fight has to be some reaction time and pattern recognition test.Gimmick bosses need to be more common.
I cheesed DLC Radahn by just spamming the fuck out of Lion's Claw.get stance broken cuck boy
>>729272541Don’t end your game off on a bad gimmick boss.
>>729272587>Lion's claw>not earthshaker become wise
>>729272681Does Earthshaker grant you infinite poise during it's animation?
>>729271942Intro cutscene my guy. She killed King Triton so she could live on the surface where the people walk
>>729261348>supposed to be mogh's body>it's just radahnThey didnt even try
>>729260836I loved this idea and wanted to do it with the rapier in a souls game since that worked then tooAlas my motherboard is too shit to run Elden Ring properly
>>729272730However much it offers is enough for me to poise through shit while wearing light armor, and its cheaper to use while dealing what has to be close to the same stance damage
>>729272816Radahn in his normal body before the great rune made him giant got destroyed by morgott
>>729272541except there is no gimmick to aldia, she just becomes invulnerable that's not a gimmick, if she was like invulnerable and you had to do something to make her vulnerable that would have been a gimmick but literally all you do is wait
>>729272904it's way slower to use and plenty of bosses can knock you out of itit deals far less damage
>tfw beat it no summon with just two handing a +6 frost great katana after losing originally and now just "trying anything" This was week 1 after the dlc came out so before the nerf. I am shit enough that I'm still laughing at the "there is no way I win here" gear was the one I first beat him with. Not my moonlight gs. Not spell spam. Not shield with spear. Fucking no armor fast roll mid stat katana man. Just locked in
>>729272816>if miquella charms a summon they just die instead of turning on youFucking disgusting how slapped together this trash is.
>>729273892>it's way slower to usebullshit>plenty of bosses can knock you out of itworks on my machine>it deals far less damagejumping L1s are for dealing damage
>>729261246Yes.
>Oh wow another super cool, action-packed, multi-stage boss fight with badass anime colors and an epic score>Boy that sure was unique and interesting and unexpected>I never thought there'd be a 27th ear-destroying memory game of a boss in this wholly original, unpredictable journey>Oh wow there's 85 more? Fantastic>Alien Solider should've been 75 hours long
>>729260836If you used any keys, any controller, any buttons, or a mouse, then you didn't beat the game
>>729262649Getting fucked in the ass is humiliating, sucking someone's dick is humiliating. The bottom is gay, the dom is in complete control and has successfully conquered the bottom in both instances
>>729260836the carian knight's shield is one of the rare cases where item lore is pretty much throwing you a bone.>"A teardrop-shaped shield embedded with blue glintstones. Carried by knights who served the Carian royal family.Excels when facing magic or holy attacks. Just who were these knights preparing to fight?"if you go with the fully upgraded shield you can tank like 80% of radahn punches, you just need to avoid the heavy ones and the finishers.that mirage blade barrage he throws? the carian shield tanks them all like a motherfucker. and it's not even a heavy shield.
