>The existence of presents appearing under the tree without a visible source is part of a mystery that hasn't been solved yet! But it’s not magic! UGH... It could be a collective effort! A multi-layered conspiracy by parents worldwide!
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>third worlders working in sweatshops for no pay is wrong and immoral>OMG SANTA'S WORKSHOP!!!11!!111
>>729261371>>>/s/anta+is+real
>>729261371Seriously Battler? Billions of parents on Earth all agreed the same old man in a beard visit them to give them presents? Do you think humans are like an ant farm?
GOLDEN TRUTH: SANTA IS REAL!
>>729261371>>>/t/he+parents+are+uncoordinated>>>/t/hey+are+not+in+contact+with+each+otherKYAHAHAHAHA! What now, Faggler? Let me add even more:>>>/c/ookies+and+milk+left+for+santa+disappear+overnightWhat next? Some kind of contraption designed specifically for the cookies to disappear? Small bombs?>>>/y/ou+are+incompetent
>>729262305Don't... don't you dare look down on humanity, you damn witch! You think we need a 'hive mind' to pull off a scheme this big?! >>729263358Call me incompetent all you want but as long as there’s a 0.00001% chance that a human could have eaten those cookies, Santa stays in the grave! You can’t prove a miracle as long as a human explanation exists!>>729262165>>729263092UGH...THIS... IS NOT POSSIBLE!!!
>>729262305Erika is too smelly and poor for Santa to come by her rained out fishing shack.
>>729264689>that imageFUCK!!!
>>729261371Santa is indeed real but instead he is a homeless crack addict in my city
How could the parents be the ones putting the presents under the tree if they're asleep? How could they eat the milk and cookies while sleeping? Explain that one, Battler.
>>729261371send me funny umineko videos
Lambda said that Santa is real so I choose to believe her.
How do I get an Umineko gf. Do any girls read Umineko
