On the Twelfth Day of Christ/v/as, My True Love Gave To Me:12 Player Teams11th Version WindowsTengen Tetris9th gen console8-Bit Nintendo7 Chaos EmeraldsSixaxis Controller5 Kill Streak4 TB SSD3DS2D MarioAnd A Cartridge For Atari.
>>729264236It’s beginning to look a lot like GlitchmasEvery game I see,The textures pop and fade,NPCs are misbehaved,And my character’s stuck inside a tree.It’s beginning to look a lot like Glitchmas,Bugs in every quest,Enemies won’t despawn,The boss fight’s gone all wrong,And my save file’s completely messed.A disjointed ragdoll flop,A companion who just won’t stopTeleporting right into my face,A loot chest floating on air,Invisible stairs,And an endless loading screen to embrace!It’s beginning to look a lot like Glitchmas,Soon the patch will drop,But until then I’ll smile,While I clip through this whole isle,Falling endlessly into the void nonstop.
>>729264382Dashin' through the lobby,Wallhacks on full blast,Aimbot's locked and loaded,Noob tears fallin' fast.Bells on controllers ring,Lag spikes make 'em cry,What fun it is to cheat and win—Oh, what a glorious high![Jingle cheats, jingle cheats,Jingle all the way!Oh, what fun it is to hack,And grief the normies today.Jingle cheats, jingle cheats,Jingle all the way!Oh, what fun it is to hack,And grief the normies today!]A day or two ago,I thought I'd play it fair,But then I saw that sweet script,And loaded up the ware.The mods are comin' quick,But I'll just alt and flee,Now I'm top of the board again—GG, no re![Jingle cheats, jingle cheats,Jingle all the way!Oh, what fun it is to hack,And grief the normies today.Jingle cheats, jingle cheats,Jingle all the way!Oh, what fun it is to hack,And grief the normies today!]In a one-horse open queue,We queue for ranked delight,The server's full of tryhards,But I'm seein' through the night.My ESP lights up the map,They spawn and then they drop,I'm rackin' up the headshots—This ban's a long-shot flop![Jingle cheats, jingle cheats,Jingle all the way!Oh, what fun it is to hack,And grief the normies today.Jingle cheats, jingle cheats,Jingle all the way!Oh, what fun it is to hack,And grief the normies today!]
