>Presents appear under the tree without any rational explanation>No one knows where exactly they came from>Mommy told me once Santa delivered themIt's simple, isn't it? Santa clearly delivered your presents! This logic is simple for Furudo Erika!
Do you believe in magic?
>>729270301RapeRapeRapeRape
>>729270301>implying she wouldn't tape the chimney
>>729270645but she's so pure and innocent! you wouldn't do that, would you?
>>729270753she's is the one who rapes
>>729270301And just how do you propose one man manages to visit every single household around the world in a single night to deliver presents? The real answer is that UPS has developed a "delivery device X" and uses an array of them to precisely calculate the trajectory of and fire the presents so that they perfectly land under the tree every time!
The truth was not so important
>>729270738I want to listen to her intellectually masterbate all day long and then give her multiple orgasms to shut her up.
>presents are placed under the tree>house is locked>chimney is too thin for an obese person to fit>only parents have access to house>only parents have could place presentsSanta isn't real.>>729270738heh, Battler's Ti vs Erika's Te.
>>729272030>only parents have could place presents>only parents could have placed presents
What a coincidence, it'smasturbation time for me too
>>729270301>implying it's Santa>implying it's not TINY ELVES
It's obviously done by UPS. They're practising in plain sight throwing boxes into peoples' lawns
>>729270738rape>>729270753violent rape
>>729272354it's always masturbation time!
>>729272530>there's a tree on the lawnholy shit
>>729270301NO IT WAS LEFT BY A WITCH!
>>729275016Rosa should have beat her some more.
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>>729275324Aaaaah
>>729270301Erika is #1 on my rape list
>>729275189Eventually the blows to the head would render her completely retarded and "uuuuuuu" would be the only thing she could say.
>>729276306And that's a good thing!
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>>729275324ToT
>>729272030>only parents have access to the houseSay it in red then, you can’t, can you? Santa exists and delivers presents, I won’t be elaborating, were you naughty this year or something anon?
