>still downLMAO, SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED OVER THISMILLIONS IN SALES LOST
>>729273353Did they hire jeets?The last time they had long downtime was in 08 or so when seatle was hit by really shit weather.
I guarantee they are preparing for another big influx once everyone gets their christmas money + new computers or whatever tomorrow, this is just last minute preparation before the second wave large amounts of sales
>>729273353STORE IS UP!...but you can't checkout because cart is still down
>>729273461if a tech service is down, always assume a jeet fucked up
>>729273353Why would Best Korea do this? Do they really hate annual mandatory consumerism spending festival?
>>729273461youre old
>>729273570>implying 08 wasn't 5 years ago
>>729273353The Fortnite launcher is going through the same shit right now.Same with WoW and FFXIV.I just want to play some video games, man.
Any moment now
>>729273353>can't login to Stronghold Kingdoms because it can't log in to Steam
Are so many people flooding steam in Christmas thats their servers cant handle it?
>>729273541It's already the 25th for most of the world. UTC+4 is 6:30 already.>>729273353>MILLIONS IN SALES LOSTIt's likely hundreds of millions or more. Just in revenue, I think they get close to double digits billions per year, and something like 1-2 billion in profit.
Hehe, see you chums
>>729273353>steam goes offline>billions of games lost for a moment in time, value stolen, time stolen, your games taken for the unforeseeable future>g-gabe is still based though, g a b e n half life 3 lol right guys???
it was back up for all of 2 minutes
>>729273897There's no alternative to this.
>>729273897>your games taken for the unforeseeable futureWrongYou can still play everything
>>729273353Spend time with your family, faggot
>>729273897>just pirate broYeah that's what I did, pirated every until like 2021 when DENUVO FUCKING WONDO YOU WANT ME TO NOT PLAY GAMES ANYMORE
>>729274020bingoI've got bingoHey guys I won bingo
>>729273353works for me
>>729273897you really have no idea how it over it is do you???
>>729274020I fucking hate the family I live with and I haven't seen the other half in person in long enough we have basically nothing in common to discuss anymore
im trying to give friends presents gabe plox
>>729274087>image without contextnice
Server overloads like these makes you wonder how the jews will solve the problem of a stable cloud with billions logged in at same time if they want the cattle to own nothing and be slave
>>729273715It's bizarre that it all happened tonight. What the fuck is going on?
>>729273541Nice to be prepared, but are Steam Decks/gaymen PCs popular Christmas gifts? I'd be impressed if there were kids asking Santa for a PC
>>729274145pull your dick out and see what happens, you have free will dont you faggot?
>>729274195down detector fag
SKIBIDI RIZZ OHIO TF IS GOIN ON
>>729274219It's not the jews. It's techbros/cryptobros that don't actually know how technology works. They think they just command their house wizard to weave the spell needed to make them rich and it's surely a done deal. They don't get that the entire planet's power and internet structure would need billions upon billions upon billions spent on it to make their way become reality.
it was meI shut down steamkek
>>729274219Solve?
Nintendo still winning
>>729273353Looks like it's up for me
>>729273353up for me, third worlder
>>729274352LIZARDSQUAD GG
>>729274265idgi
it appears to be back for now
>>729274394money and debt is fake as fuck, so why cant they do it?
https://steamstat.us/We're all green!Someone start a new sale thread
>>729274087this shit is a humilliation ritual isnt?
Works on my machine
>>729274647>some online games go down for like 20 minutes>HUMILIATION RITUAL DUH JOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZmindbroken
>>729274575>money is fake as fuckSo you won't mind if I take yours?
timmy is still down unfortunately
GOG won
Tim Sweeney suicide bombed Valve HQ
>>729274575Friend, pal, anon. The answer is quite simple.Reality is still real. Wave your credit card with a 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 limit at a dead body, will it come back from the dead? Write a blank check to a mountain, will it fall? The AI CLOUD that serivces you at a remote terminal that can only connect to the AI CLOUD requires things that do not exist, and you can be fucking certain not a single techbro on earth is going to pay for new power lines, new power plants, or fibreoptic internet to reach everyone. Granted, I suspect they are trying to game reality itself. The current tech bubble has cut out the end consumer entirely. One company pays another for work on their project who then borrows money from another and they pay for work for another on the same complex with no planned consumer for anything. Produce RAM for the AI center who then pays for work from developers in a money laundering circle. But this game has been tried many times before.
>>729274837gabe always wins
It's the south africans
JC, the net's going...the net's going black! JC!
>>729274020we're done already it's game time
We're so back
Works on my machine, heard it doesn't work on computers right now if you are a filthy jew
>>729275017Niggas with big loads
>can log in fine>can download games fine>can play games fine>friends is also up>just can't buy new slop
>>729274087>bunch of multiplayer online-slopplay single player offline games faggot
works on my machine
>>729273570You have broccoli hair
>>729275214how are you gonna get that dopamine hit from coonsooming then
half life 3
what happened to steam sales minigames and shit? why did they stop what made sales unique?
>>729273897Clearly a Masonic psyop.
>>729276513That requires some effort and steam prints money regardless so why bother?
>>729276513i guess because people always bot them
>>729276513They don't care anymore, that's why Epic is the best store now
>>729276513I wouldn't be surprised if the racing year shitshow influenced their decision to stop doing it.
OWNINGNOTHING
>>729274036Nothing good has been made since 2017 so what exactly are you missing out on?
>>729275035no more frogs, shitposts of any kind
>>729276513their dumbass cookie clicker minigames were DDoS'ing Steam and someone realized maybe they should stop making Steam unstable during sales periods when it kept taking 12+ hours to work through the instability.
>>729276513because faggots complained about them and it just make server issues worse when retards would visit in peak sales hours to play some shitty browser game
stop buying games , just emulate old ones
>>729279236monster game was absolute fucking kino, we'll never get that level of soul againI thought we would get some standalone version or at least copycats but it just kinda came and went
>>7292742372 hours late to give info, but it appears aws has been shitting the bed all day and those retards were to fucked up on cow dung fumes to have their status page accurately report the state of their services
works for me you third world faggots, pnw best in USA
WOMM
>>729280819is diablo 4 any good? i've been thinking about getting it but i'm worried it will be trash like 3 was.
>>729280889I thought 2 was garbage, but as you can see I don't have 4Reviews paint a pretty poor picture and I wouldn't buy any nu-blizzard garbage anyway
>>729273353You own nothing.
FUCKwas gonna play ghosts of sushi
>>729280889the only team at blizzard right now that isn't complete dogshit is the classic wow team which is like 5 nerds locked in a basement with no resources or food and one bucket to shit inmodern wow team is awfuldiablo team was never good, blizzard north was responsible for d1 and d2 being good and that was a different company that was just bought by blizzard and later shutteredstarcraft team no longer exists, same with heroes of the stormoverwatch team was directly responsible for its own demisei hear hearthstone's ok but i don't play card games so i guess maybe that's one other team if what i hear is true
>>7292806862015 was peak valve>monster on summer sale>the most insane crazy ARG on winter sale
>>729280889As someone that thought 3 was fine, I liked 4 significantly less. It got greedier, you can tell they loved the success of the mobile game and let that bleed into the design.
>>729280889I liked 3 during a very specific moment when my thorns crusader build came online but then it's always the same, set bonuses were a mistake
>>729273353If it was down how did I just buy a game? was it because it was already in my shopping cart?
>>729281783You see, as time passes things that were once true become no longer true.
>>729274219Cloudflare already showed how to solve it. Just become big enough that when you die, everything shuts down. As long as everything is down at once no one complains, it's just like a natural disaster, there's nothing you could do.People don't care about being up all the time, what people don't want is to be the only one who's down.
