ITT real life vidya bosses
uses battle mediation
>>729275387RIP man I had to learn about this in /tv/ I think it was. Which coincidentally was the first place I learned about Cobra back when he was still functional with a job.
>>729275387Why couldn't we save him?
>>729276605I mean he always going to die early regardless of how people treated him. I think that most people thought that he would die early just not as suddenly as he did.
>>729276605Because the world is evil
>>729276938This is what Bayonetta 4 would've looked like.
>>729276539>the four kings of new londo
You fight him in an ice level, of course.The fight is also a race against time. You are quickly freezing to death, and you have to defeat him and build a fire before it's too late. He is attacking you because you are not breathing deeply enough.
>>729275387RIP King
>>729275387Rip Cobes. Wish I could wish you a Merry Christmas.
>>729278365Bride of Frankenstein haircut.
>>729278365I wonder if she thought it was empowering to be seen digging through a bucket every time she was on screen
>>729275387RIP cobra
>>729275387
>>729279113He got away with everything
>>729275387I hope he got his clocktower mansion bros
>>729279659
>>729276810>I think that most people thought that he would die early just not as suddenly as he did.That's the problem.There's always tomorrow, and then suddenly, one day there isn't.
>>729279727
I miss him too guys...
>>729276605Half as long...
>>729278972>Remembering that kernel of popcorn that fell down into the depths of her sweaty cleavage during a live shotHNNNNNNNNNGH
>>729279281He stopped ISIS with his magic is what he did. He was a brave gothic badboy rockstar. In this house, Cobes is a hero, end of story! But I digress
>>729279817I know youre being a smart ass, but i tried to do the "buddy troll" thing and him genuinely trying to talk to me made me feel like a total peice of shit. He wasn't a great person, had his issues and problems, but he hated pedos, he hated Cyraxx, fuck suicide, and fuck sickos.
>>729276605>WhyBecause redditors and kiwiniggers doordashed him everclear and similar on the regular. You were never going to be able to save him.
>>729279956He even got a letter from the president thanking him for his good work!
>>729279980He was one of, if not the only lolcow who wasn't an objectively awful piece of shit. The people who were doordashing him everclear after Ozzy died deserve the worst.Probably the only cow around that I'd have a beer with if I saw him out at the bar
>>729279113I have to say something, as someone who's from south eastern VA. I apologize that this fucking mongoloid came from my home state.
>>729280037The letter also said he smells good too doodt. Tactical soap, not a sponsor
>>729280017Everyone pretty much agreed that no one was going to save him. And I was banned from a group for mostly blaming it on his father. He knew Cobes was being fed alcohol and junk food, thats even counting the fucking off the wall diet he had anyway. Dude bit chunks out of fucking spam.
>>729280163The dad's only option would have been a conservatorship and forcing him into a rehab and offline permanently. There's no stopping a thirty-some year old autist from eating like shit if he decides to. I'm not sure if he could have done it.
That made me realize that im probably going to hell..but uh, theres another reason too.
>>729280163>And I was banned from a group for mostly blaming it on his fatherI was kind of on that team until I saw the memorial, oppositional defiant disorder and Asperger's would be a hell of a combo to deal with as a parent. I think a lot went on behind the scenes and Clint definitely really cared about him. He wouldn't have been happy in a group home, and if you approach trying to help someone like that the wrong way it's just going to blow up and make things worse for both of you.
>>729280497I have aspergers, just like Cobes did. It sucks, its like a permanent barrier between you and forming healthy relationships. You're like close yet far from being normal, and the thing that sucks the most..youre completely aware of it and the problems that it causes. It's a living hell.
>>729276324Is that Steven Seagal?
>>729280830I feel that in a way, a lot of social situations I feel like I'm just trying to larp as a human. I've known people with Oppositional Defiant Disorder too and that just seems one of the worst drink combo of disorders.But hey, we're all tards here bro. That's what makes this hellsite so beautiful sometimes. I hope you're having a decent Christmas/Christmas Eve
>>729275952Philly?
>>729278365Good lord, this is literal nightmare fuel, what a truly foul creature.
>>729279658not only that, he got a gf. what's our excuse?
Rest in Power King
>>729281504Getting a woman like the Bog Witch is not an accomplishment; quite the opposite, in fact.
>>729281570>your pussy smells like Wendy's
>>729278972That was for the Kpop Demon Hunter fans.
>>729281570I firmly believe that she played a substantial role in his death being as soon as it was
