Yeah!!Who GOT OUT OF SANTA'S WOKSHOP I did!Smell that air can't you just drink it like EGGNOG?
>>729276614>We wont stay giftless, the Grinch can count on that
>>729276614>The naughty list was rigged from the start
>>729276614I always shoot him in the back of the head then I beat Boxcars to death, it's a ritual at this point, I feel bad if I do anything differently.
>Patroling the North Pole makes you wish for a Merry Christmas
>>729277308>I always give him presents in the back of the head then I beat Boxcars by being on the nice list, it's a ritual at this point, I feel bad if I do anything differently.Fixed it for you.
>>729276614>Almost makes you wish for a nuclear summer
Ain't nobody had a sleigh that big, not even Big Sleigh Santa. And he had a big fucking sleigh. Hence the name.
>>729280634>Gives me shit about my jet addiction while being an Alkie Van Graffs.
They asked if I had the Nice and Naughty list. I said I had a nice list of naughties. They said welcome aboard.
>You activated Mariah Carrey?! What the hell are you thinking?!
Thought you could sneak up on me you filthy naughty lister?
>>729276614>oh I've got bells that jingle jangle jingle!
Falla-la-la, baby.
>>729281563>not jing-a-ling jingle bells, babyGOD
>>729280808kek
>Unfamiliar with the legend of Santa's Workshop? The workshop exists. You are one of the few who look upon it. Where you're standing is the Village beneath the workshop above. The wreckage... the Village lies in the shadow. The Village is a dumping ground of failed construction... Elf-made junk that has aged poorly. The inhabitants... Avoid them if you can. They are difficult to kill - whatever Christmas magic has created them: bullets, explosives, energy, it can make them inert for a time, then they seem to crawl back up, restored.
>>729276614I always let that guy live. Lady Luck smiled on him.
>>729276614>JINGLE JING JING BABY
>You're the courier who caused so much trouble for my Workshop, and yet you dare come before me?>Vulpelfs Inculta, the greatest of my Festivetari, is dead.>All the bribes I sent to the toy companies ended up buying me nothing.>The Great Khans aren't exactly clamoring to work for my Workshop now.>The workshop I established at Nelson has been wiped out.>Years of meticulous scheming to place a snowman at Camp McCarran - wasted.>You even disrupted a promising presents deal with the Van Graffs.>So tell me this, because I really want to know. I am cheered - with good reason.>But you, of all people, dared to come here and stand before me, the jolly Santa. What were you thinking?
>>729276614I like eggnog
>if you wish to see the fate of christmas snow, look out the windowSeriously, I hate that it's snowing less and less each year
>>729283608In my area, it hasn’t snowed for Christmas in like 11 years. I don’t believe in climate change. Motherfuckers are controlling the weather somewhere.
>CHRISTMAS survived because the HOLIDAY CHEER inside of me burned brighter than the GRINCH'S NASTY PLOT
>>729283608I went on a walk in a light sweater and started getting overheated.
good thread
<Festive beeping>
>>729276614Only NPC programmed to feel pain.
>>729282332sameHe probably gets mauled by radscorpions tho.
>>729281436>Oh, uh... whoops, I thought that was to turn it off.
>I am programmed for your merriment. Please assume the gift delivery position.
>>729288186Christmas cheer*
>>729283297That I’d decorate this workshop with tinsel and baubles.
Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8
>>729290980jej
>>729280768She's just being hypocritical since she can't use chems herself on account of her hereditary heart condition from her fathers side, any performance enhancing chems could be potentially fatal.Her being a supposed heavyweight alcoholic with that hereditary heart condition of hers is dumb writing though, as if alcohol doesn't put a huge strain on your heart as well, but then again she was probably written by someone who thinks drinking a sixpack daily constitutes as being a heavy alcoholic and doesn't have any other reference points other than that since she doesn't act anything like an actual trainwreck alcoholic.
>>729277308you shoot him? that's oddly kind of you. i beat him to death and then I revive him through the console and beat him to death again
>I want you to enter [SANTA'S WORKSHOP] and blow it up from the inside
>>729291205ELVES, TO ME
>>729288186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIMO-oQ_ZaEWhere the fuck did this video go? I got the link in my history
>>729294779Dunno, jewtube is gay and removes things.
tried replaying new vegas recently and it was not bussin
Profligates like you belong on the naughty list!
