Focus, M.
>>729280398This video may be the thing that saves gaming. This shit has been fucking everywhere.
>>729280398Why are modern games so afraid of letting the player be alone with their thoughts?
>>729280398This might be the gayest shit I've seen today.
This is exclusively only done by western games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEDKVNoE2wsSaturday Night Live made basically the same skit 7 years ago Overly long introduction sections with too much talking
>>729280784>This is exclusively only done by western gamesNo More Heroes has you walking through literal empty hallways just so the game makes sure you'll listen to the phone calls (no, the dialogue being hilarious does NOT excuse it). And IIRC MGR does the same but it actually FORCES you to walk and not run.
Focus, /v/.
>>729280398The video is funny but it's not going to take long to be used in the most annoying ways possible. I saw someone using it to shit on Lies of P of all things. And the protagonist of that game is mute.
>>729280691Most people literally do not have conscious thoughts
>>729280784>This is exclusively only done by western games.I guess Hideo Kojima must be polish or something
>the video???i need context
>>729280398Why have memes always been done here first and then regurgitated months later for the general public? Are we like testers?
>>729281585Kojima is, but IIRC Hideo is from Japan.
>>729282567https://x.com/RyanStewartVO/status/2002854369369452879
>>729280691Smartphones have destroyed people's attention spans.
>>729280982In NMH and MGR those are skippable, and yes the quality of the writing does matter.Also having cutscenes is better than having constant talking over gameplay.
>>729280398>Bowser's got the power stars, and you know what that means.
>>729281079its cause gemini needs to shut the fuck up
>>729282761https://xcancel.com/RyanStewartVO/status/2002854369369452879
>>729280982In MGR at least some of the codec calls were used to hide loading screens.
shame this can't go on youtube, it would go viral in a few hours
>>729283025Gemini's just my silly little tour guide to give a bt of exposition for a new area in-between several hours of puppets kicking my ass.
>>729280398>"imagine if Mario looked like th-">it looks stiff as fuckNa broh
>>729280982You found two examples in Japanese games and they're from some of the biggest westaboos in the industry. That's western design philosophy, just like how a shmup can be a euroshmup no matter where it's from.
>>729283158this showed up for me, so its kinda on youtube https://youtu.be/Ix2WbJoyerY
>>729282895In no more heroes it ABSOLUTELY is NOT skippable. You didn't play the game.
>>729283158why can't it go on youtube? nothing stopping it from being uploaded. but more kids these days use instagram/tiktok
>time to party
>>729282589>Are we like testers?you're 100% new here lmao
>>729280691NG4 was ruined by the constant support chatter. Gone is just being Ryu, on an adventure, doing things on your own.
>>729282836>Smartphone bad>>>/r/eddit
>>729280398This is so good it hurts.
Why didn't the person who uploaded this video credit the original gag video with the realistic Mario "gameplay"?
>>729280784I laughed surprisingly
>>729283263Can you not mash through the dialogue? Maybe I misremembered.Regardless, the main issue with a lot of AAA dialogue (which the Mario parody nails) is that it's generic as fuck. You know what they're going to say before they even say it. It's mindless chatter meant to fill the silence during gameplay. It's almost never interesting or fun. Sylvia's dialogue is fun, she's a crazy smug bitch, and it's a way to hype up the next fight (the actual boss itself doesn't have constant chatter).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz9eSyEH7YE
>>729283445Yes, you phoneposting niggerfaggot.
>>729283542Gayyyyyy
That's an oldass video
>>729280398This shit is painfully unfunny
>>729283736Three years old to be exacthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCVubOzbFzI
>>729280691>with their thoughts?zoomers and gen A can't form thoughts so they feel stressed and anxious when there is silence.
>>729280398this sucks wow people think its good? sorry they're all wrong, it sucks
>>729283920Thoughts subvocalized in an Indian accent aren't thoughts.
P for Peachy
Why are you engagement farming on /v/?
>>729284081>look at catalogisn't it the entire board?
>>729280486We did it Reddit. We saved gaming.
>>729280398Love how this has been making the rounds.
>>729282937Yeah... Trouble.
>>729281091I heard this is why it seems immigrants are constantly talking on the phone.
>>729281585Hideon Kodżimowski
>>729284081I literally only post on /v/ for (You)'s, like everyone here does.
>Can't seem to find a way forward...[TIP: Press ZL to activate plumber vision. Plumber vision can reveal hidden blocks]>Not so hidden now, huh?
>>729280398This is pretty much movie Mario, he and Peach talk like that in ithttps://youtu.be/ju0DMF4Vhfc?si=PIiQ8M99u1bnQLM1
>>729283736NINTENDOHIRE THIS MAN
>>729284081izzatmaxxingYou wouldn't understand. It's giga Aryan brahmin business.
>>729285515>Not so hidden now, huh?Couldn't at least they add more lines? Im tired of the same shit every time you find a secret
>>729283418I’ve been posting here longer than you’ve been virgin
>>729280691You know how you play a coop with crossplatform play enabled and the guy has a shitty always on mic, vapes, chews food and has random woman or tv talking in background? Or mmo dad joining your raid only to get distracted all the time and make everyone wait, because he has 5 kids to take care of?Yeah that's how most people play games, watch movies, listen to music etc. Sitting down to focus on singular activity for at least 1 hour is a rare behavior, only mega nerds and lonely people do that..
>>729280398>that ending where Mario goes all Vietcong
>>729286630newfags always say this shit, word for word
>>729280398Mario if made by Sony.
>>729280691Because silence is for open world games when you're out running in empty fields with nothing but trash mobs, so is what the common masses have decided for themselves on how games are "supposed" to be.
>>729283920So BOTW is boomer core now?
HE'S USING UNREAL ENGINE IN ANYWAY HE CAN
>>729287294Was metroid prime 4 made by Sony too?
>>729287797they put a show in the background
