I want to hold her and tell her it will all be OK.
It wont be ok though. She's doomed to be trapped in the boomgroid uncslop franchise until the end of time.
Me too... I would comfort her after her rough night with Ganon. Clean her up... lick her tender holes...
>Zelda makes the ultimate sacrifice in order to imprison Calamity for 100 years>>lmao nevermind, she's completely unscathed, still 17 years-old, and suffers no real consequences>Zelda makes the ultimate sacrifice, again, by swallowing a rock of crack, turning into a floating snake, and then somehow inserting a toothpick into her forehead so she can charge its laser for 10,000 years only for it to ultimately play second fiddle to a yiga blade fused with a silver bokoblin horn, oh and this is a one-way trip and there's no going back, as specified by Catdog>>lmao nevermind, she's completely unscathed, still 19 years-old, and suffers no real consequencesI genuinely wonder how long the writers spent on both of these storylines as a whole, and not just the aforementioned elements of them.Genuinely some of the shittiest screenwriting I've ever seen, and I saw that dumbass Millie Bobby Brown Netflix movie.
>>729283652monkey speak. Curled hair detected.
>>729283529>I want to hold her and tell her it will all be OK.That is Link's job.
>>729283529@grok this character but her ass out and in a micro bikini
>>729283892She's the mortal incarnation of goddess Hylia so obviously nothing permanently bad is going to happen to her
