>"What you wanted for Christmas was me, right?"
The official renders for Laura were ahead of their time. If stuff like Patreon had existed then they would have for sure been rendering porn of her.
>>729283735Other people were unofficially rendering porn of her and getting shit tons of clicks on their sites from word of mouth and gaming mags talking about them and giving them a free plug, even if it was just to briefly make fun of them. Idk why they never sold a ps1 disc with a bunch of horny pics on it like Dead or Alive did on the Saturn, its just smart business,
>hear /v/ praise Tomb Raider(2013)>decide to try it out>movie-game collectathon where the majority of gameplay is actually QTE's>physics and hit detection are wonky as fuck so get used to seeing Laura start rolling and sliding while trying to climb up and getting stuck in wallsI was never a big fan of the original Tomb Raider games, but at least they were actual games with gameplay and not just a walking simulator with cutscenes and QTE's every 3 minutes.
>>729283621remember when she was in playboy
>>729283621Yes actually, I want her to be my sexy "mum".
>>729283735>Lauraretard americans
>>729283970when did /v/ ever praise 2013? maybe compared to rise of shadow because they think she is hotter in the first? but gameplay wise rise is the peak of the remakes and overall the trilogy is mediocre at best. idk if ive ever seen actual praise for it without caveat.
>>729284193Why not your wife?
>>729284725I'd feel extra naughty and she'd assure me that it's normal
Its time for christmas mods bros
>>729284862sovl
>>729284857You think she would rape you, her son?
>>729285437I hope so.
>>729285648You are fascinating.
>>729285808mommy kink isn't unusual around here
happy holidays from the /croft/ cast! stop on by for tips, opinions and horny posts this christmas day, all for? you guessed it, tomb raider!>>>/vg/550603606
>>729283621I want for nothing. Shitposting on /v/ is all the joy in the world.
>>729285917Its more so it actually being his mother and not just wishing to fuck her while calling her mommy. This anon wants to be raped by his mother Lara Croft and manipulated into believing its normal and that he isnt going through a traumatic experience that will scar him for life, I respect it mind you, but its still fascinating.
>>729283621put on the bunny suit lara
>>729283621get out of the steamcube
>>729283621cant wait to unwrap that box
>Dear Diary, JACKPOT!
>>729283970Nobody has ever praised 2013 TR
>>729286241roleplay with her would do it for me too. doesn't have to be literal mommy but I wouldn't say no
>>729286514she would give such great meat...
i like underworld
>>729286360mommy
