Why can't zoomers handle the high literacy difficulty of gameplay dense genres like shmups?
>>729286105morkkk thread
PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY MY GAMES ARE TOO DENSESORRY FOR MORKY ROCKINGCASUALS COMPLAINING "1CC IS TRYHARD"SORRY FOR MORKY ROCKING
>/v/ suddenly hates intensive ludowatt per hour entertainment softwarewhat went wrong?
>>729286254These are literally e-celeb threads
I played shmups as a child, but find them to be too simple to hold my attention now. No skill trees, no parries, no sense of player choice. We have better technology now, and more advanced games to go with it.
I was playing DOJ on Christmas last year
Mark is usually right
>>729287308This, even when he's literally, objectively and provably wrong, he's still right
>>729287308>>729287334He's completely fucking wrong about Ikaruga
>>729287368Even when Mork is wrong, he's right
Why did he dick suck Final Fight so hard?
>>729287508Because it had no mechanics (which are a crutch) and RAPES DISMEMBERS ANNIHILATES modern action games
>>729287508Because it's a shitty arcade game.
>>729287508Devils Third is way more egregious of a game to shill for
Fuck ecelebs, post shmups right fucking now
