Fix TF2 in 5 words or less.
>>729286359buff spy and buff pyro
autism is a bannable offense
Remove cosmetics
BuffPuffAndSting
Updates with more oompf.New weapons?
10th class is big anime titties
ban bots, trannies, and chuds.
Remove sniper from the game
remove sniper
>>729286359Buff all areas of Pyro.
Remove random spread
>>729286359Quickplay
Play Team Fortress Classic instead.
put dispenser here
bring back quickplay
official 100 player maps desu
>>729286359Revert the last weapon changes
>>729286593Shitty rabbit needs cock correction
Delete sniper Delete dead ringerDelete short circuit Delete vaccinator
>>72928635918 year old dead game
Buff weak weaponsLike a bison
>>729286359Revert every update
>>729286359Heavy.Update.NOW!
let it die nigger faggot
total Fortress Forever sweep
>>729286359Bring back Crazy Legs
>>729286414>pyro x spy gaysex enjoyernice
>>729289074Since nobody knows what sex pyro is, sex with the pyro is both gay and straight at the same time until proven otherwiseSchrodinger's gay sex if you will
>>729286359let devs balance weapons
>>729286359Revert Meet Your Match
So, what happened to the MvM update?
>>729288638Crazy Legs never left.
>>729286359needateleporterrighthere
>>729286359release day servers, that's all
>>729286359remove sniper, more community support
>>729289449including or not including all the glitches? there's some really hilarious bugs out there but at the same time i'd really like to not be telepathically backstabbed by a spy from fifteen yards away because they can somehow lodge a knife in my back simply by scratching their cooch while invisible well, more than they already can because every 2nd spy has cheats installed lol
time machine 2007
>>729286359Optimize the game, reduce filesize
>>729286359Make Touhou models the default.
>>729286359Buff sandmanNerf backstab angle
delete itmove on
*makes chudface* bring back quickplay
>>729286359Remove Sniper’s unlocks
Quickplay + Rebalancing weapons to be closer to pre-Gun Mettle, ez-pz
>>729286359remove hats and keys
>>729286359Play on weapons revert servers
i shove FaN up anus
revert to launch conditions
>>729286359source 2 team fortress 3
team fortress three cancel deadlock
>>729286359revert Meet your Match already
>>729286359Unmanipulateable unscalable random crits
>>729286359Just delete this putrid shit.
>>729286359revert ambassador nerf
>>729286359free hats for everyone
>>729286359Remove Sniper and Spy
>>729286359>not free>vanilla>no matchmakingis all
remove matchmakingheavy updateNOW
Delete Dead Ringer and Sniper
>>729286359incel snipelords get the rope
>>729286359remove the bots
>rangeban slavs and south americansHoly shit i just fixed tf2
>>729286359Everyone as strong as soldier
>>729296915Half of the playerbase are slavs.
>>729296957Less is more
Revert Meet your Match
Shut down servers.Move on.
Kill all nigger and jews
>>729286359You can fuck the characters.
>>729297060new characters obviouslyadd olivia mann and saxton hale like they should have done decades ago and a couple 3-5 new ones
>>729286359Rollback to uber update
>>729286359undo weapon nerfs, reactivate quickplay.
>>729286359Official 100 player warioware servers
>>729286359The sex update Remove Sniper
Ban every single fucking player
>>729286359Add the community MVM maps with a new tour dropping remaining killstreakers+new vanity items.
>>729286359Revert the retarded sandman nerf.
>>729286359bring back quickplay>>729301024sandtrannies eternally btfo
>>729286359Roll back to before MYM
>>729286359MORE RANDOM CRITSFASTER HEAVY
>>729300971Why should we trust an illiterate with the update?
>>729286359kill all niggers and trannies
random crits should be random mini crits
>>7293036577 words doebeit.
devs shot themselves in the foot allowing each class to have too many playstyles with different gear.now it's very difficult to introduce new classes.
>>729286359kill all merc badge haverslol
>>729286359Implement a robust anti-cheat
>>729286359Make it pay to play
>>729286359Built in reddit app
>>729286359Delete Matchmaking, force server browser.
>>729289198delayed because unlike other modern updates they can't just drag and drop the flashiest mvm maps from the workshop into the game because those literally do not have any waves defined and are unplayableof course they could just look at all the popular existing mvm maps that communities like potato tf has used for countless community operations with plenty of predefined waves but that would take too much effort
>>729286359Total nigger death except demoman
>>729286359Return to community server matchmaking
all sniper mains get aids
Public Execution All The Compfags
>>729306818Cry about it on party/v/an.