Remember this WEBM a few years back and the seethe it causes on /v/?
>>729291753No
>>729291753>uma humor
I'm not white...
I remember. At that time I didn't imagine that I would end up playing this.
>>729291753I don't remember your claim, but I remember Blue Archive.
>>729291753gachatrannied deserve to have their brains harvested for scientific research
I like the new difficulty modifiers but I wish I could have had fucking christmas oguri in time for CHRISTMAS and not FUCKING JANUARY
I'm so glad I uninstalled this game. Gacha is trash
man what doesn't cause /v/ to seethe these days?
>>729291753Wait, this was supposed to make me mad?
>>729291753...huh
>>729291753no because EOPs didn't care about horses until server for secondaries came out
>>729294206go post on 2ch only if you love japan so much. why are you even posting in english? you DO at least live in japan, right? you aren't a larping weaboo faggot? right?
>>729295445>you DO at least live in japan, right? you aren't a larping weaboo faggot? right?
>>7292917536 7
>>729291753The funny horse!
>>729291753>my reaction to this webm
Should I post an AI generated video of Goldship twerking?
>>729293897>>729294206It got posted in the "japanese humor" threads
>>729291753Sex with horses.
>>729296420You should post an AI video of Goldship marrying me and having lots of children
>>729291753
>>729291753Yeah I remember when browns with their gachaslop didn't have such access to internet as now.
>>729293897I thought this came out pretty recently. I guess it was a chinese game though.
>>729297735Well this is what you get. You'll just have to imagine the marriage and kids.
>>729291789>humor musume
>>729297738Japanese>”””humor”””
>>729297983the localized versions came out recently.
>le thing/animal is... le girl!!>le girl do... le silly dance!!!god I'm glad japs are dying out
>>729298815It really is quite amazing how effective it is, but I guess it makes sense considering trannies have a melty whenever they have to look at anything that isn't an anime girl, or even just a female in general. It must really be stressful for gacha players to have to see a male character, because I'm sure it just reminds them of what they're trying to run away from.
I don't play gacha, but I'm waiting for Umamusume to have a "real" game like Granblue Fantasy Relink. When are >we getting an Umamusume game like Burnout Revenge?
>>729298815>>729298885You have a whole site, why don't you stay there? Are the soijaks too much for you?
>the shitposters pretending they don't know about the spammed japanese humor threads over the last few years
>>729291753>game came out this year >"remember a few years back"lil blud tryna act like an unc fr fr, cringe ong
>>729299942Retard, the global version came out this year but the nip version came out years ago and that webm is the nip version that was posted in threads here
>>729298951Uma Musume has a real game, and it sucked because Cygames wanted a quick cashgrab.
>>729299171He's on 4chan.org right now dude
>>729300164>dudeOh fuck right off.
>>729299171>>729300381they won faggot
>>729300381Dude, you gotta just go with it.
>>729291753And now Golshi-chan is a cultural phenomenon.
test
>>729301127only cultural phenomenons are allowed to have generals on /v/ and we finally fit the bill, umapyoi
>>729301448smash bros = cultural phenomenonblue archive = cultural phenomenonFF14 = cultural phenomenonthat brazil incest game = cultural phenomenondalle 3 = cultural phenomenonuma musume = NOT a cultural phenomenon
>>729301548smash bros = cultural phenomenonblue archive = not cultural phenomenonFF14 = washed upthat brazil incest game = literally who?dalle 3 = 3 year old outdated technologyuma musume = cultural phenomenon and mobile game of the yearftfy
>>729291753Can I get a QRD on this please? I remember the threads but didn't paymuch attention to them. Always thought this animation was strange and her movements were really odd, but chalked it up to some meme I didn't know about or something. Why is she standing like that and spinning around?
>>729298951Me in the bottom left
>>729291783FPBP
>>729291753that was quite a while ago, gold ship looks like this now
>>729303078That's obviously a radar. Idk what you're talking about.
>>729303078She's retarded, also, what the other anon said.
>>729303272>>729303376...a radar? What? You mean she's posing like a satellite dish??? Why?
LOL
holy fuck he's back at it again, don't you ever get tired of this shit? will you keep it going for an entire day like last time? if this was a real uma thread it would have hit bump limit already, kill yourself schizo nigger
>>729303571Her Golshi Radar is helping her find Trainer-san
What do we think about Arima Kinen this year? Saw Tabaru (Gold Ship's kid) get 6th gate, which is amazing for Front Runner. Plus Yutaka Take will be riding him.
>>729305216read the room and sage you stupid fucking retard
>>729305992Hmm, I will bump it
>>729303696>>729305992Dumb schizo
>>729291753Why can't nature win the kikuka sho
>>729303692haha
>>729303829
I DO NOT SANCTION YOUR JAPANESE BUFFONERY
>says Merry Christmas in english>translator translates it to "happy holidays"Why are americans injecting their culture war into my japanese game?
>>729291753I don't understand
>>729298000you could at least post one with a better artstyle
>>729291753this is racist to egyptians
>>729309682Bourbon also does that where she calls me Master, yet the text says trainer. Do translaters think I don't have ears?
>>729309682Commiefornians in charge of translation would lose their jobs if they were to ignore (((their))) feelings.
>>729298951Finally a good image
Dumb burger horse
>>729309682its really retarded, i mean i am listening to it, is in english, i fucking know what is saying, everyone does, why go out of your way to change it? so dumb, it truly shows that these people are really irredeemable, can't wait for AI to replace them
>>729294206The intro to the game was shit. Fucking cringe concerts after every race
Cultural phenomenon.
No... Breeze Drone bros... Not like this...
new dicktus just dropped
>>729297735Sorry, no happiness for you
>>729291753>the seethe it causes on /v/Not exactly a high bar
Sex with zoomer gyaru whorses
>>729291753Umashit is uncslop
>>729291753kamisato ayaka is a horse now?????
>>729315819how, the gacha came out in 2021
>>729298951I'm so hungry i could eat from a horse
>>729291753RETARD ALERT, RETARD ALERT
